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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: stirring french chef abode



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: laughsome bearded sanctuary



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: honey-headed windowlicker preventive strike

"Tell her to text me when you guys are done and I'll come pick her up."

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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: stirring french chef abode



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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: hairraiser public bath

Lmao 180. Hardest I've laughed this month

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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Dun Beady-eyed University Athletic Conference



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Indecent Ticket Booth Kitty Cat



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: violent sneaky criminal sandwich



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:06 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2021 9:08 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:43 PM
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:43 PM
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Date: June 5th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: bateful internet-worthy library brethren



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse infuriating ceo



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: stirring french chef abode



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse infuriating ceo



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Deranged vermilion piazza trust fund

"Don't let her drink too much. She gets very animated on tequila," you shout to Chad as they leave.

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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Thirsty aggressive parlor ape



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Deranged vermilion piazza trust fund



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Rebellious puce trailer park deer antler



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: Odious impertinent nursing home

To be fair,

'Hehe, well, I'll be back in the ol' 'A-P-T' waiting, Sam... Probably not going to bed too early, so feel free to text if you need a ride or something. Miss you already!" he shouted over the din of the crowded bar as Chad smirked, firmly guiding Samantha towards the exit with one hand on her waist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30584499)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Deranged vermilion piazza trust fund

"If your mom calls, I'll just tell her you're with a new friend," you yell as you watch Chad grope Samantha's ass.

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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: jade marketing idea corn cake



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Deranged vermilion piazza trust fund



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Doobsian Antidepressant Drug

Made me lol

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: scarlet histrionic station

this one is cringey bc it will happen irl frequently across america tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30736783)



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Rebellious puce trailer park deer antler

Have literally witnessed this more than once

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Ebony arousing principal's office



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Deranged vermilion piazza trust fund

"I'll make the hot chocolate with the little marshmallows and whipped cream, just the way you like it," you yell to Samantha as Chad forcibly shoves her into his pickup truck.

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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Provocative cruise ship gay wizard



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Rebellious puce trailer park deer antler



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: jade marketing idea corn cake



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Startling Hell

The white knight sits alone in a dark corner of the club, stares at dancing girls in short mini skirts and heels, and thinks to himself:

"No, I shouldn't be ogling other women."

He looks at the floor instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30748660)



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:02 AM
Author: Sticky cowardly queen of the night



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: tan adventurous heaven

https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/744834600552194048



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Rebellious puce trailer park deer antler



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: splenetic hospital

lol

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Cerebral fishy church



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Marvelous resort



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: tan adventurous heaven

in the longstanding civil war between team darkskin and team lightskin, gonna call this a team darkskin win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2#30748933)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: Doobsian Antidepressant Drug



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Big-titted Irate Circlehead



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Big-titted Irate Circlehead

fuck meant to blank bump my boy beckerstead not IE

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Date: June 21st, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: fuchsia blathering scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Mint Place Of Business Stage



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Date: November 7th, 2016 6:52 PM
Author: Provocative cruise ship gay wizard



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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: beta multi-billionaire



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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Insane garnet stead



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: beta multi-billionaire



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: cerise location



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: vibrant onyx orchestra pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Haunting goal in life



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: cerise location



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Claret misunderstood famous landscape painting



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: bull headed center

"Uh, yeah sure Mike. Whatever." Chad smirks dismissively, grinning at Sarah.

"Don't worry about Mike," Sarah chuckles, playfully slapping Chad's muscular chest. She leans in close to the whiteknight, whispering. "Don't be weird. You're being weird around Chad, stop worrying so much. Keep your phone on in case I need a ride later, ok?"

Sarah and Chad walk out, arm in arm.

The whiteknight's name is Adam, not Mike.

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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: cerise location



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: galvanic national security agency



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: honey-headed windowlicker preventive strike



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Big-titted Irate Circlehead



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Deranged vermilion piazza trust fund



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Author: violent sneaky criminal sandwich



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Author: multi-colored theater main people



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Author: cerise location



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Mint Place Of Business Stage



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: honey-headed windowlicker preventive strike



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: Sticky cowardly queen of the night



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: violent sneaky criminal sandwich



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: startled house partner

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Author: Sticky cowardly queen of the night



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Author: lascivious cocky police squad senate



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