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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Zombie-like Vigorous Travel Guidebook Yarmulke



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: pink slippery dilemma dog poop



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Zippy Boltzmann



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: razzle boiling water



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: splenetic comical mad-dog skullcap house

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Mint Public Bath Partner



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Disgusting site

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: nighttime national

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Sienna garrison regret

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Charcoal aromatic box office corn cake



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Racy associate chapel

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful aqua whorehouse incel

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Disrespectful aqua whorehouse incel



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Disrespectful aqua whorehouse incel

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready pisswyrm

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful aqua whorehouse incel

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready pisswyrm

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Big stage police squad

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: henna internet-worthy electric furnace

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Violent abode



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful aqua whorehouse incel



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating double fault pistol



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful aqua whorehouse incel



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: henna internet-worthy electric furnace

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Confused french chef business firm



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Vibrant hospital community account

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: henna internet-worthy electric furnace

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Big stage police squad



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: floppy amber heaven

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Histrionic native therapy



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful aqua whorehouse incel



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: exhilarant impressive rigor

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful aqua whorehouse incel



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: exhilarant impressive rigor

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: medicated field old irish cottage

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Galvanic set philosopher-king

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: supple wine affirmative action space



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Sickened Principal's Office Gaping



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Sickened Principal's Office Gaping



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Galvanic set philosopher-king

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: medicated field old irish cottage



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz meetinghouse

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: vivacious hunting ground



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515)



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