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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Disgusting chrome stage reading party
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Cerebral Dilemma Hissy Fit
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Galvanic doobsian sex offender
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Nudist Dragon National
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
mustard dead orchestra pit coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Chartreuse balding juggernaut hairy legs
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
wine metal parlor roast beef
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
soggy university son of senegal
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
curious mewling stage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
avocado odious location personal credit line
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
hairraiser locus
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
brass bateful set
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
bespoke pontificating therapy school cafeteria
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Angry sadistic chapel
  06/30/25
cr
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
curious mewling stage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Orange Motley Shrine Immigrant
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
brass bateful set
  06/30/25
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free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
hairraiser locus
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Angry sadistic chapel
  06/30/25
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Lemon sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
*bussy
Dun concupiscible nibblets
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Chartreuse balding juggernaut hairy legs
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
racy purple casino police squad
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
aqua fragrant jew meetinghouse
  06/30/25
fuck
hairraiser locus
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
racy purple casino police squad
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Disgusting chrome stage reading party
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
hairraiser locus
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Orange Motley Shrine Immigrant
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
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exciting drab forum elastic band
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
fantasy-prone box office degenerate
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
fishy blathering garrison internal respiration
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
elite rehab
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
fishy blathering garrison internal respiration
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
fishy blathering garrison internal respiration
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
wild mexican yarmulke
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Cracking Up-to-no-good Range Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Saffron razzmatazz lettuce ratface
  06/30/25
tcr
free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
just jump
Stubborn pistol church
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
...
bright trailer park
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Poppy Indecent Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
wow
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
violet main people
  06/30/25
JFC man
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
soggy university son of senegal
  06/30/25
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Stubborn pistol church
  06/30/25
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hairraiser locus
  06/30/25
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brass bateful set
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac cuckold
  06/30/25
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Mint alcoholic gunner brethren
  06/30/25
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Cracking Up-to-no-good Range Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Saffron razzmatazz lettuce ratface
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
fantasy-prone box office degenerate
  06/30/25
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mentally impaired lascivious really tough guy legal warrant
  07/01/25
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Lemon sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Costumed pale state halford
  07/01/25
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passionate sepia preventive strike
  07/01/25
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Galvanic doobsian sex offender
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
mustard dead orchestra pit coldplay fan
  06/30/25
bro
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
...
Saffron razzmatazz lettuce ratface
  06/30/25
lol
free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
...
provocative black woman
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
indigo zippy brunch
  06/30/25
jfc
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
curious mewling stage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
aphrodisiac cuckold
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Mint alcoholic gunner brethren
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
indigo zippy brunch
  07/01/25
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elite rehab
  07/01/25
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Mint alcoholic gunner brethren
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
passionate sepia preventive strike
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Thriller Pink Abode
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Orange Motley Shrine Immigrant
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
hairraiser locus
  06/30/25
...
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  07/01/25
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painfully honest party of the first part point
  07/01/25
lol
free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
...
Stubborn pistol church
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Fuchsia Station
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
dashing carnelian indian lodge
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Mind-boggling Piazza Patrolman
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Ocher submissive lodge scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
light pervert
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
painfully honest party of the first part point
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Soul-stirring laser beams
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
...
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Lemon sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
😟
Violent Coffee Pot Stag Film
  07/01/25
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Misanthropic Tanning Salon
  07/01/25
holy shit
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
painfully honest party of the first part point
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
gaped charcoal native
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
passionate sepia preventive strike
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Chartreuse balding juggernaut hairy legs
  07/01/25
...
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
passionate sepia preventive strike
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
passionate sepia preventive strike
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Poppy Indecent Famous Landscape Painting
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Chartreuse balding juggernaut hairy legs
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
electric goal in life plaza
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Lemon sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
stimulating burgundy address indirect expression
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  07/06/25
...
Poppy Indecent Famous Landscape Painting
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
learning disabled sanctuary
  07/06/25
...
Mint alcoholic gunner brethren
  07/06/25
lol
free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal
  07/07/25
wow
Irradiated rose heaven ape
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Disgusting chrome stage reading party

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Dilemma Hissy Fit

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Galvanic doobsian sex offender

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Nudist Dragon National

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mustard dead orchestra pit coldplay fan

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse balding juggernaut hairy legs

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: wine metal parlor roast beef

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: soggy university son of senegal

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: curious mewling stage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: avocado odious location personal credit line

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: hairraiser locus

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: brass bateful set

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bespoke pontificating therapy school cafeteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Angry sadistic chapel

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: curious mewling stage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Orange Motley Shrine Immigrant

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: brass bateful set

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: hairraiser locus

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Angry sadistic chapel

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Lemon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Dun concupiscible nibblets

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse balding juggernaut hairy legs

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: racy purple casino police squad

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: aqua fragrant jew meetinghouse

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: hairraiser locus

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: racy purple casino police squad

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Disgusting chrome stage reading party

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hairraiser locus

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Orange Motley Shrine Immigrant

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: exciting drab forum elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone box office degenerate

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: fishy blathering garrison internal respiration

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: elite rehab

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fishy blathering garrison internal respiration

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: fishy blathering garrison internal respiration

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: wild mexican yarmulke

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Cracking Up-to-no-good Range Queen Of The Night

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Saffron razzmatazz lettuce ratface

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Stubborn pistol church

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: bright trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Poppy Indecent Famous Landscape Painting

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: violet main people

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: soggy university son of senegal

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Stubborn pistol church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: hairraiser locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: brass bateful set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mint alcoholic gunner brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Cracking Up-to-no-good Range Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Saffron razzmatazz lettuce ratface

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone box office degenerate

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: mentally impaired lascivious really tough guy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Lemon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: disturbing mediation lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Costumed pale state halford

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: passionate sepia preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Galvanic doobsian sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: mustard dead orchestra pit coldplay fan

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Saffron razzmatazz lettuce ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: provocative black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: indigo zippy brunch

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: curious mewling stage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckold

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Mint alcoholic gunner brethren

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: indigo zippy brunch

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: elite rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mint alcoholic gunner brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: passionate sepia preventive strike

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Thriller Pink Abode

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Orange Motley Shrine Immigrant

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: hairraiser locus

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: painfully honest party of the first part point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Stubborn pistol church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia Station

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: dashing carnelian indian lodge

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Patrolman

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Ocher submissive lodge scourge upon the earth

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: light pervert

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: painfully honest party of the first part point

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring laser beams

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Lemon sweet tailpipe

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violent Coffee Pot Stag Film

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Misanthropic Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: painfully honest party of the first part point

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: gaped charcoal native

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: passionate sepia preventive strike

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse balding juggernaut hairy legs

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: passionate sepia preventive strike

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: passionate sepia preventive strike

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Poppy Indecent Famous Landscape Painting

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Chartreuse balding juggernaut hairy legs

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: electric goal in life plaza

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Lemon sweet tailpipe

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: stimulating burgundy address indirect expression

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Poppy Indecent Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: learning disabled sanctuary

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Mint alcoholic gunner brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: free-loading orchid senate sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Irradiated rose heaven ape

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)