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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: laughsome lilac stag film how over is it for me now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914478) |
Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: provocative lodge what's the dad's name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914482) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Diverse whorehouse potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914527) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: abnormal psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914610) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Milky Pit Shitlib La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell
OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: abnormal psychic Boiling soup of niggercum, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914630) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM Author: Boyish confused fanboi Mazel tov! 🎉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914486) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: hyperactive aggressive jap french chef everyone told me id never sleep well again
i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: laughsome lilac stag film She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914495) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM Author: hyperactive aggressive jap french chef seems unnatural
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM Author: Dark fragrant school cafeteria wrinkle Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914501) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: laughsome lilac stag film why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914504) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: Dark fragrant school cafeteria wrinkle obvious flame is obvious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914516) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: provocative lodge cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914517) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: laughsome lilac stag film I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914520) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Spectacular Candlestick Maker Greetings, Grasshopper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914959) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: provocative lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915063) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: mind-boggling filthpig Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914966) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: Exciting Market Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914542) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: hyperactive aggressive jap french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914597) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: mind-boggling filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914967) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM Author: Learning disabled adulterous foreskin fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916454) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924215) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.
we fucked plenty. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: mind-boggling filthpig Ok but did you ever have sex with each other? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914975) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm rofl
and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM Author: Learning disabled adulterous foreskin fortuitous meteor how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916460) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: Saffron bateful hospital one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914585) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: hyperactive aggressive jap french chef i have 5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914598) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin Yeah, no idea how you manage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914645) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Saffron bateful hospital you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.
most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Motley filthy range her xo moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915011) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Saffron bateful hospital I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915457) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924269) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924218) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924223) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Fuchsia mildly autistic son of senegal theater stage jfc, learn to pull out, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914974) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., i have one and i'm tired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924271) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: abnormal psychic The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914608) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914631) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: abnormal psychic Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914649) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: laughsome lilac stag film ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app
We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342
This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/
The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914730) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: fluffy church elastic band The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914822) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914855) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924212) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm (beta male)
we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up? |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM Author: lascivious clear degenerate are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916458) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm nipples with milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916575) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: Exciting Market What are the father's thoughts on this topic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914496) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM Author: fiercely-loyal aromatic area organic girlfriend with a poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914525) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: yapping exhilarant coldplay fan Congrats to the father (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914595) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: Motley filthy range If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914602) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: provocative lodge that's a very Woman thing to say imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914620) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Milky Pit Shitlib gbti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914626) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Motley filthy range no u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914635) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: fiercely-loyal aromatic area organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914629) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin (non-kidmo)
If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: provocative lodge i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915157) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: territorial home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915642) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916391) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Motley filthy range wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916725) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924208) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: hairraiser balding toaster How is babby formed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914634) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: Dark fragrant school cafeteria wrinkle Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914809) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Fuchsia mildly autistic son of senegal theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915002) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914660) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: laughsome lilac stag film yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914668) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914687) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm judaism says wait until 16 weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914735) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin I only told people at my office at like 6 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915368) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915738) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: pontificating charismatic garrison turdskin How often do your coworkers see your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916392) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Fuchsia mildly autistic son of senegal theater stage unfortunately, cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915004) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Crimson jew For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914931) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915402) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: Saffron bateful hospital maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915469) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915480) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Saffron bateful hospital then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.
also you should be less of a creep |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915582) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Saffron bateful hospital then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915857) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM Author: maroon splenetic hominid pisswyrm every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916095) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: outnumbered hyperventilating corner Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.
Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be. |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM Author: Multi-colored Theatre Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916453) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM Author: marvelous business firm Nothing funny about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916455) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM Author: Gay Grandpa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49921112) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: Mega Penis Is the dad around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924224) |