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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
sable becky resort
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
Beta overrated ceo
  12/07/15
180
Cream nighttime theater stage
  12/07/15
Holy shit
sable becky resort
  12/07/15
That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be ...
Beta overrated ceo
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Dead swashbuckling pistol location
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Jade selfie shrine
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Flushed queen of the night black woman
  02/09/16
severely underrated 1800000000000000000000
Slippery turquoise market internal respiration
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Dead swashbuckling pistol location
  01/24/18
Can I advance purchase on Amazon?
Dead swashbuckling pistol location
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Beta overrated ceo
  06/18/18
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Scarlet Dog Poop Rigor
  06/18/18
Its just as good the fourth time
Dead swashbuckling pistol location
  08/10/18
xoxo gold 180
unholy indian lodge jew
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Insanely creepy razzmatazz piazza
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Amber multi-billionaire heaven
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Galvanic Free-loading Spot
  12/07/15
flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
bespoke flickering abode fat ankles
  12/07/15
What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams?...
sable becky resort
  12/07/15
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Beta overrated ceo
  12/07/15
you mean 2017
concupiscible dilemma doctorate
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Beta overrated ceo
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Beta overrated ceo
  12/07/15
It promptly sinks.
sienna cuckold
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irate boiling water
  12/08/15
(future shitlib media)
metal trust fund site
  12/08/15
(lib 5th column sapper)
Beta overrated ceo
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misunderstood sanctuary
  02/09/16
Fucking Chinese made steel....
unholy indian lodge jew
  01/24/18
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irate boiling water
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irate boiling water
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Beta overrated ceo
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sable becky resort
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Beta overrated ceo
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Beta overrated ceo
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Beta overrated ceo
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Anal point
  02/09/16
twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
godawful legend
  02/09/16
this
unholy indian lodge jew
  01/24/18
Nailed it
unholy indian lodge jew
  01/20/25
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vermilion crusty rigpig senate
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Beta overrated ceo
  05/31/16
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Beta overrated ceo
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Beta overrated ceo
  11/11/16
delivered on time and under budget
opaque space windowlicker
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Beta overrated ceo
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Beta overrated ceo
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Beta overrated ceo
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Adventurous state
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Primrose cerebral kitchen
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86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
Jade selfie shrine
  12/08/17
smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
irate boiling water
  08/10/18
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Talented Purple Rehab
  12/08/17
A Nixon class vessel.
red tattoo
  12/08/17
180
multi-colored amethyst pit
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Beta overrated ceo
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diverse temple
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Cheese-eating public bath
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Beta overrated ceo
  04/30/18
Built in China for his creditors
unholy indian lodge jew
  06/18/18
twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
Mildly autistic wagecucks pozpig
  06/18/18
Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
irate boiling water
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unholy indian lodge jew
  01/20/25
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Beta overrated ceo
  08/10/18
Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
Frum field
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sable becky resort
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sable becky resort
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Insanely creepy razzmatazz piazza
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Beta overrated ceo
  01/20/25
This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it wil...
Jade selfie shrine
  01/20/25
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metal trust fund site
  01/20/25
there's an element of truth in every joke
Shimmering coffee pot ticket booth
  01/20/25
Lmao
Refunkulus
  01/27/26
except it will be a new type of battleship
FUCK LIBS
  01/27/26
Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us...
gibberish (?)
  01/27/26


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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: sable becky resort

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Cream nighttime theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329834)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: sable becky resort

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Dead swashbuckling pistol location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225698)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Jade selfie shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791490)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Flushed queen of the night black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791494)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Slippery turquoise market internal respiration

severely underrated

1800000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872435)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Dead swashbuckling pistol location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225689)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Dead swashbuckling pistol location

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225687)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36265842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Scarlet Dog Poop Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266512)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Dead swashbuckling pistol location

Its just as good the fourth time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593229)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: unholy indian lodge jew

xoxo gold 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593232)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: laughsome shivering circlehead crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039142)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Insanely creepy razzmatazz piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296671)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: Amber multi-billionaire heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48297411)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Free-loading Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329612)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: bespoke flickering abode fat ankles

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: sable becky resort

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: concupiscible dilemma doctorate

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29331040)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: sienna cuckold

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: irate boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29334142)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: metal trust fund site

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: misunderstood sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: unholy indian lodge jew

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: irate boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36265901)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: irate boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593201)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: sable becky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Anal point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791194)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: godawful legend

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: unholy indian lodge jew

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225820)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: unholy indian lodge jew

Nailed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48571997)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: vermilion crusty rigpig senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791509)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#30593629)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31534610)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31885925)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: opaque space windowlicker

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#32455259)



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34441972)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872151)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Adventurous state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872154)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Primrose cerebral kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872180)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Jade selfie shrine

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: irate boiling water

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Talented Purple Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872416)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: red tattoo

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: diverse temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225789)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Cheese-eating public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225842)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35949909)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: unholy indian lodge jew

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic wagecucks pozpig

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: irate boiling water

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: unholy indian lodge jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572160)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593168)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Frum field

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039134)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: sable becky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40969336)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296668)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: sable becky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48302614)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: Insanely creepy razzmatazz piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296674)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Beta overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48571850)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Jade selfie shrine

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: metal trust fund site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572098)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Shimmering coffee pot ticket booth

there's an element of truth in every joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572167)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#49622726)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

except it will be a new type of battleship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#49622795)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us to build.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#49622802)