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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Spruce boyish sweet tailpipe brunch
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
rose gaping cuckoldry
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Razzmatazz school private investor
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
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Heady Business Firm Police Squad
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Dead Charismatic Azn
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Spruce boyish sweet tailpipe brunch
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
thirsty chrome hominid legend
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Sable Cocky Corner Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
yellow bbw
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Multi-colored Potus Lodge
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
thirsty chrome hominid legend
  06/06/25
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Dead Charismatic Azn
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Multi-colored Potus Lodge
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Violet half-breed space
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
Damn
Violet half-breed space
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Dead Charismatic Azn
  06/06/25
not including tip
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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he can pay in installments using klarna
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
honey-headed shivering base death wish
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Deep abode liquid oxygen
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Deep abode liquid oxygen
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
yellow bbw
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Deep abode liquid oxygen
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Dead Charismatic Azn
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Multi-colored Potus Lodge
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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  06/06/25
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vivacious salmon clown
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Multi-colored Potus Lodge
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Chestnut Territorial Sneaky Criminal
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
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  06/06/25
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Heady Business Firm Police Squad
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
aphrodisiac heaven prole
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
aphrodisiac heaven prole
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Thriller irate national security agency
  06/06/25
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Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Bat Shit Crazy Menage
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Brindle mewling church building boltzmann
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Shaky adventurous pocket flask
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
hairraiser tanning salon
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Orange Supple Theater Stage
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Balding provocative round eye
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
mint voyeur
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Tantric step-uncle's house
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Spruce boyish sweet tailpipe brunch

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: rose gaping cuckoldry

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz school private investor

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Heady Business Firm Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Dead Charismatic Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Spruce boyish sweet tailpipe brunch

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: thirsty chrome hominid legend

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Sable Cocky Corner Multi-billionaire

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: yellow bbw

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored Potus Lodge

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: thirsty chrome hominid legend

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Dead Charismatic Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored Potus Lodge

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Violet half-breed space

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Violet half-breed space

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Dead Charismatic Azn

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored Potus Lodge

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Kink-friendly gaming laptop milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: yellow bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: mint voyeur

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Spruce boyish sweet tailpipe brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: yellow bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: thirsty chrome hominid legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: federal stimulating resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Brindle mewling church building boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: rose gaping cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Amethyst juggernaut blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Shaky adventurous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: snowy awkward market knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: honey-headed shivering base death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered violent point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: laughsome locale

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: faggotmaster (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready faggot firefighter pervert

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: honey-headed shivering base death wish

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Deep abode liquid oxygen

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Deep abode liquid oxygen

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: yellow bbw

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Deep abode liquid oxygen

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Dead Charismatic Azn

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored Potus Lodge

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: vivacious salmon clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored Potus Lodge

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Chestnut Territorial Sneaky Criminal

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling khaki genital piercing parlor

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Heady Business Firm Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven prole

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven prole

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Thriller irate national security agency

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Menage

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Brindle mewling church building boltzmann

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Shaky adventurous pocket flask

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Orange Supple Theater Stage

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Balding provocative round eye

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: mint voyeur

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: azure wild trust fund

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994921)