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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Thirsty Ratface
  06/30/25
wow lol
irradiated boltzmann
  06/30/25
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Disturbing Genital Piercing School Cafeteria
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
irradiated boltzmann
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Thirsty Ratface
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Diverse gaped boiling water son of senegal
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Thirsty Ratface
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
primrose tripping stead roast beef
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Wonderful Shivering Lay
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
irradiated boltzmann
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Dark dead deer antler faggotry
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Thirsty Ratface
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Wonderful Shivering Lay
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Autistic ivory cumskin
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
irradiated boltzmann
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Thirsty Ratface
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Lilac french chef
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
charismatic bisexual dopamine dog poop
  06/30/25
...
Rose comical indirect expression senate
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Pearl space antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
...
Thirsty Ratface
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
scarlet piazza tattoo
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Bronze Dashing Theater
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
sickened casino psychic
  06/30/25
...
Dark dead deer antler faggotry
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Autistic ivory cumskin
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
drab electric furnace jew
  07/01/25
...
Bronze Dashing Theater
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
hairraiser weed whacker twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
aromatic trailer park toilet seat
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Excitant sticky church internal respiration
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
swashbuckling grizzly depressive
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Brilliant startling range
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
know-it-all concupiscible community account liquid oxygen
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Thirsty Ratface

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: irradiated boltzmann

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Disturbing Genital Piercing School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: irradiated boltzmann

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Thirsty Ratface

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Diverse gaped boiling water son of senegal

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Thirsty Ratface

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: primrose tripping stead roast beef

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Wonderful Shivering Lay

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: irradiated boltzmann

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Dark dead deer antler faggotry

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Thirsty Ratface

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Wonderful Shivering Lay

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Autistic ivory cumskin

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: irradiated boltzmann

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Thirsty Ratface

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Lilac french chef

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: charismatic bisexual dopamine dog poop

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Rose comical indirect expression senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Pearl space antidepressant drug

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Thirsty Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: scarlet piazza tattoo

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Bronze Dashing Theater

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: sickened casino psychic

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Dark dead deer antler faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Autistic ivory cumskin

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: drab electric furnace jew

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Bronze Dashing Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: hairraiser weed whacker twinkling uncleanness

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park toilet seat

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Excitant sticky church internal respiration

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling grizzly depressive

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Brilliant startling range

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: know-it-all concupiscible community account liquid oxygen

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)