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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office
  06/30/25
wow lol
Zombie-like elite nursing home friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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opaque university
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Zombie-like elite nursing home friendly grandma
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Gaped Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
green boyish sandwich
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Up-to-no-good area masturbator
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Zombie-like elite nursing home friendly grandma
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
umber tantric stage faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Up-to-no-good area masturbator
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
trip primrose whorehouse karate
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Zombie-like elite nursing home friendly grandma
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Adventurous digit ratio ladyboy
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Indecent office
  06/30/25
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bisexual provocative ticket booth
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
amethyst church building cumskin
  06/30/25
...
Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Learning Disabled Disrespectful Brunch Stock Car
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
thriller bossy cuckoldry
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
indigo hell famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
...
umber tantric stage faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
trip primrose whorehouse karate
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
shaky corner
  07/01/25
...
thriller bossy cuckoldry
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
chestnut supple abode
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Contagious obsidian death wish multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
aggressive tanning salon knife
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
vigorous garrison
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
dun fluffy haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Know-it-all generalized bond
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like elite nursing home friendly grandma

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: opaque university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like elite nursing home friendly grandma

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Gaped Indian Lodge

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: green boyish sandwich

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good area masturbator

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Zombie-like elite nursing home friendly grandma

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: umber tantric stage faggot firefighter

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good area masturbator

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: trip primrose whorehouse karate

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Zombie-like elite nursing home friendly grandma

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Adventurous digit ratio ladyboy

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Indecent office

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bisexual provocative ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: amethyst church building cumskin

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Concupiscible Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Disrespectful Brunch Stock Car

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: thriller bossy cuckoldry

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: indigo hell famous landscape painting

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: umber tantric stage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: trip primrose whorehouse karate

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: shaky corner

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: thriller bossy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: chestnut supple abode

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious obsidian death wish multi-billionaire

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: aggressive tanning salon knife

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: vigorous garrison

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: dun fluffy haunted graveyard

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Know-it-all generalized bond

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)