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Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy   10/11/14 180 salmon lodge main people   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... umber institution roast beef   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... Tan Misanthropic Orchestra Pit   10/11/14 ... Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! concupiscible house   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... umber institution roast beef   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... electric olive mental disorder   10/11/14 ... Sticky Candlestick Maker   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... hairraiser shrine   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... Supple mint half-breed kitchen   10/11/14 lol Stubborn plaza   10/11/14 underrated Embarrassed To The Bone Sinister State   10/11/14 ... Ebony domesticated dingle berry skinny woman   10/12/14 ... Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters Misunderstood Glittery Rehab   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 ... electric olive mental disorder   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... Misunderstood Glittery Rehab   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight Misunderstood Glittery Rehab   10/11/14 ... Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube   10/27/14 lol place of business den   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology slate corner idiot   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? mahogany pisswyrm   10/11/14 ... massive boiling water   10/11/14 180 wild generalized bond halford   10/11/14 180 comical sadistic electric furnace address   10/11/14 180 spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 ... Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... amethyst philosopher-king   10/11/14 ... Gunner Karate   10/11/14 that was a good thread spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. motley slimy cuck   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... Flushed Tanning Salon   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. concupiscible house   10/11/14 ... Big sandwich tank   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 180 wild generalized bond halford   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... concupiscible house   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... concupiscible house   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... Curious heaven   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... weed whacker   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone Sticky Candlestick Maker   10/11/14 ... Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 ... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 ... Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 Go on... Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube   10/27/14 ... Curious heaven   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... Maize newt   10/11/14 ... Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... weed whacker   10/11/14 Yessir. Maize newt   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... Supple mint half-breed kitchen   10/11/14 ... Dull masturbator   10/11/14 ... vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. Arrogant party of the first part   10/12/14 ... Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube   10/27/14 ... Ebony domesticated dingle berry skinny woman   10/12/14 ... Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 lol incestmos Thriller zombie-like crackhouse   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people weed whacker   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? comical sadistic electric furnace address   10/11/14 ... Bright Crotch   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic Mauve keepsake machete   10/11/14 ... Bright Crotch   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 ... Big sandwich tank   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 God fucking dammit Multi-colored Awkward Associate Wagecucks   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! ultramarine faggot firefighter   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... Thriller zombie-like crackhouse   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... Flushed Tanning Salon   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... Curious heaven   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... Sticky Candlestick Maker   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 ... floppy crystalline affirmative action   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box carmine haunted graveyard   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... blathering exhilarant mediation range   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... blathering exhilarant mediation range   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... Flushed Tanning Salon   10/11/14 in on epic thread Know-it-all   10/11/14 ... aqua galvanic bawdyhouse potus   10/11/14 ... vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing   10/11/14 Oh my Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles   10/11/14 omg pontificating well-lubricated   10/11/14 ... Outnumbered Gaming Laptop   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. concupiscible house   10/11/14 BAW GAWD Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles   10/11/14 ... vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on alcoholic casino   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright pontificating well-lubricated   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 self-centered   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER indirect expression   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... black territorial water buffalo base   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... Know-it-all   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... cerise   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... Violet incel   10/11/14 ... Misunderstood Glittery Rehab   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 ... soul-stirring sepia wrinkle   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. Honey-headed site   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 ... Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. wonderful stain cruise ship   10/11/14 wtf talking pozpig   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... bisexual dysfunction   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... Violet incel   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... bisexual dysfunction   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... mahogany pisswyrm   10/11/14 ... spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... black territorial water buffalo base   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... weed whacker   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? copper pit   10/11/14 That's what I thought weed whacker   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? Violet incel   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... self-centered   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. weed whacker   10/11/14 ... spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... Curious heaven   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... self-centered   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 ... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... mahogany pisswyrm   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 ... spectacular offensive station   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast milky painfully honest   11/21/15 ... Maize newt   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 gtfo indigo ticket booth ape   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... snowy costumed becky   10/11/14 Holy shit ultramarine faggot firefighter   10/11/14 ? Lascivious lake old irish cottage marketing idea   10/11/14 ... at-the-ready roommate hominid   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... ruby goal in life   10/11/14 i think it is :( hairraiser shrine   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... ruby goal in life   10/11/14 good self deprecation pontificating well-lubricated   10/11/14 ... at-the-ready roommate hominid   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU Naked twinkling uncleanness   10/11/14 lol spectacular offensive station   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/12/14 180 international law enforcement agency   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... Flushed Tanning Salon   10/11/14 120 180 silver hairy legs   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/11/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/11/14 what song is playing? Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u Sticky Candlestick Maker   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... Magenta selfie   10/12/14 ... learning disabled volcanic crater native   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this arousing lilac principal's office   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy   10/12/14 ... blathering exhilarant mediation range   12/06/14 ... learning disabled volcanic crater native   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... Poppy   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... Puce Hissy Fit   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit Flushed Tanning Salon   10/12/14 Well!? Multi-colored Awkward Associate Wagecucks   10/12/14 ... learning disabled volcanic crater native   10/12/14 plz respond Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... coral laughsome point   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. Dull masturbator   10/12/14 Well? Honey-headed site   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ... Henna hideous   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy Lascivious lake old irish cottage marketing idea   10/12/14 180000000 wild generalized bond halford   10/12/14 ?? purple flatulent circlehead office   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... friendly grandma   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... alcoholic casino   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 K, ty. alcoholic casino   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. alcoholic casino   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... Flushed Tanning Salon   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark indigo ticket booth ape   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... Lascivious lake old irish cottage marketing idea   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 ... Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles   10/12/14 ... cerise   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... Maize newt   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia brindle legend   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... arousing lilac principal's office   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! umber institution roast beef   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 hairraiser shrine   10/12/14 please continue Ebony domesticated dingle berry skinny woman   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... Maize newt   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro Idiotic partner   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 ... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... hateful locus   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... dun toaster   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... Flushed Tanning Salon   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) dun toaster   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... Flushed Tanning Salon   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! mischievous hot ratface chapel   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore Idiotic partner   10/12/14 ty Supple mint half-breed kitchen   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... Idiotic partner   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing dun toaster   10/12/14 And scene. Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/12/14 nigger Supple mint half-breed kitchen   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened dun toaster   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 ... rebellious deranged abode blood rage   10/12/14 ... Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 ... Violet incel   10/12/14 real update, plz? umber institution roast beef   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... geriatric cumskin   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 Post 600! crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? Impressive voyeur   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho talking pozpig   10/12/14 You don't? Aphrodisiac regret   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... Flushed Tanning Salon   10/12/14 ... Maize newt   10/12/14 wtf Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... Misunderstood Glittery Rehab   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me Misunderstood Glittery Rehab   10/12/14 ... Magenta selfie   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... bat shit crazy stage travel guidebook   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... Misunderstood Glittery Rehab   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... self-centered   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... Misunderstood Glittery Rehab   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere bat shit crazy stage travel guidebook   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying hateful locus   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... Big sandwich tank   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... buff business firm rigpig   10/12/14 ... motley slimy cuck   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister light stimulating church   10/12/14 did u fuck or not Supple mint half-breed kitchen   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/12/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... concupiscible house   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... Idiotic partner   10/12/14 ... milky painfully honest   11/21/15 ... gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... slate corner idiot   10/12/14 This is a great guess. vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing   10/13/14 180, ty. alcoholic casino   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... insane jap   10/12/14 180 Amber Personal Credit Line Pervert   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well brilliant double fault new version   10/31/16 ... milky painfully honest   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... rusted reading party   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... turdskin boltzmann   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... Gunner Karate   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... self-centered   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... buff business firm rigpig   10/12/14 titc analysis Chocolate Internal Respiration   10/18/14 ... milky painfully honest   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... Honey-headed site   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... indigo ticket booth ape   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... soul-stirring sepia wrinkle   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... mahogany pisswyrm   10/13/14 ? soul-stirring sepia wrinkle   10/13/14 ... crawly cordovan space   10/27/14 ... Idiotic partner   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... Sticky Candlestick Maker   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... black territorial water buffalo base   12/06/14 ... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   04/07/15 ... Gunner Karate   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... Alcoholic Trust Fund   04/22/15 ... purple flatulent circlehead office   05/17/15 ... red mother   06/04/15 Not flame. Sticky Candlestick Maker   08/18/15 update? gaped boistinker   10/06/15 ... confused athletic conference alpha   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? Idiotic partner   10/11/15 ... pontificating well-lubricated   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. disgusting persian love of her life   10/12/15 bump Lascivious lake old irish cottage marketing idea   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! pea-brained chad   11/25/15 ... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras Swashbuckling garrison pistol   12/27/15 ... red mother   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era   03/10/16 ... Boyish elite mood field   03/28/16 ... Crusty Avocado Spot People Who Are Hurt   06/27/16 PotY 2014 gay wizard clown   06/27/16 ... soul-stirring sepia wrinkle   08/21/16 ... Ungodly   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   08/22/16 ... Translucent foreskin   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck Sienna factory reset button   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. adulterous faggotry   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... Sienna factory reset button   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... Translucent foreskin   09/13/16 ... Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? Translucent foreskin   09/13/16 Game of "" Fuchsia   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? Translucent foreskin   09/13/16 ... Brass multi-billionaire   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp Ungodly   09/13/16 ... confused athletic conference alpha   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... razzle onyx organic girlfriend   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? buff business firm rigpig   10/31/16 :-) Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread Swashbuckling garrison pistol   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... deep citrine striped hyena   10/31/16 ... milky painfully honest   10/09/18 ... motley slimy cuck   11/21/16 ... Swashbuckling garrison pistol   01/10/17 ... mustard   02/04/17 ... motley slimy cuck   02/04/17 ... Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen out-of-control orchid antidepressant drug   02/04/17 ... Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night   02/04/17 ... Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night   02/04/17 ... deep citrine striped hyena   02/05/17 ... Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night   02/08/17 ... Shaky bbw   06/28/17 ... carnelian private investor   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today Slap-happy Goyim   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty out-of-control orchid antidepressant drug   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP Thriller zombie-like crackhouse   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. azure haunting hunting ground son of senegal   12/18/17 ... ivory sweet tailpipe   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much   01/06/18 ... Brass multi-billionaire   02/06/18 ... Claret low-t knife community account   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump deep citrine striped hyena   10/06/18 4 year bump   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! 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But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: ultramarine faggot firefighter Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: learning disabled volcanic crater native FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: spectacular offensive station nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: crawly cordovan space Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: unholy trailer park stock car did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: Dull masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: Mildly autistic irate church building mad cow disease 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle kitty long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: blathering exhilarant mediation range fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: Glassy round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: Harsh theatre plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Glassy round eye must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: indigo ticket booth ape co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: crawly cordovan space Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: concupiscible house short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: umber institution roast beef somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: electric olive mental disorder For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: spectacular offensive station lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: umber institution roast beef you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: Flushed Tanning Salon I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: wild generalized bond halford 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Cheese-eating parlor azn I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: Supple mint half-breed kitchen describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: indigo ticket booth ape plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Sticky Candlestick Maker 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: electric olive mental disorder THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: garnet odious senate ladyboy FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: spectacular offensive station lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: concupiscible house OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: crawly cordovan space (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: effete green market depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Sticky Candlestick Maker poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: brindle legend please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: rebellious deranged abode blood rage lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: rebellious deranged abode blood rage never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: comical sadistic electric furnace address uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy brethren this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: Sticky Candlestick Maker (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: hairraiser shrine (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: hateful locus you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy brethren it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: bistre yarmulke http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: brindle legend keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: indigo ticket booth ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author:  juggernaut giraffe cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Autistic liquid oxygen preventive strike Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: pearl hall lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: spectacular offensive station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: umber institution roast beef i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: umber institution roast beef it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: hateful locus " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: umber institution roast beef this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: hateful locus what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: umber institution roast beef i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: salmon lodge main people 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: umber institution roast beef if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Tan Misanthropic Orchestra Pit Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: concupiscible house On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: umber institution roast beef fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: electric olive mental disorder We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Sticky Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: hairraiser shrine there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: Supple mint half-breed kitchen i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: Stubborn plaza lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Sinister State underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Ebony domesticated dingle berry skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Misunderstood Glittery Rehab itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: crawly cordovan space So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: electric olive mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Misunderstood Glittery Rehab hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Misunderstood Glittery Rehab been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author:  place of business den lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: slate corner idiot If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author:  mahogany pisswyrm Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author:  massive boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: wild generalized bond halford 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: comical sadistic electric furnace address 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: spectacular offensive station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author:  amethyst philosopher-king This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author:  Gunner Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: spectacular offensive station that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: motley slimy cuck This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: Flushed Tanning Salon UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: concupiscible house Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Big sandwich tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: wild generalized bond halford 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: concupiscible house OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: concupiscible house I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: crawly cordovan space I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Curious heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author:  weed whacker Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: crawly cordovan space Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Sticky Candlestick Maker u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: crawly cordovan space I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: crawly cordovan space This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: crawly cordovan space Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Curious heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Maize newt "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: crawly cordovan space Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author:  weed whacker gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: Maize newt Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Supple mint half-breed kitchen Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Dull masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: Arrogant party of the first part Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Ebony domesticated dingle berry skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: Thriller zombie-like crackhouse lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author:  weed whacker TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: spectacular offensive station the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: comical sadistic electric furnace address op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Bright Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: Mauve keepsake machete How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Bright Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Big sandwich tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Multi-colored Awkward Associate Wagecucks God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: ultramarine faggot firefighter What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Thriller zombie-like crackhouse anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Flushed Tanning Salon UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: spectacular offensive station cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: Curious heaven lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Sticky Candlestick Maker Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: floppy crystalline affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: carmine haunted graveyard Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: blathering exhilarant mediation range more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: blathering exhilarant mediation range motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Flushed Tanning Salon UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Know-it-all in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: aqua galvanic bawdyhouse potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Orange up-to-no-good fat ankles Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: pontificating well-lubricated omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Outnumbered Gaming Laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: spectacular offensive station delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: concupiscible house seriously. the man has a family, after all. 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Visine? Was she getting stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500432) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: Know-it-all Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500638) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM Author:  cerise By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit. 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I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: brindle legend please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: arousing lilac principal's office Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: umber institution roast beef yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: hairraiser shrine she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Ebony domesticated dingle berry skinny woman please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Yellow narrow-minded sound barrier puppy "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: Maize newt "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: Idiotic partner I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: hateful locus go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: dun toaster UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: Flushed Tanning Salon (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: dun toaster (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Flushed Tanning Salon sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: mischievous hot ratface chapel WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Idiotic partner I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: Supple mint half-breed kitchen ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: Idiotic partner Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: dun toaster To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Supple mint half-breed kitchen nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: dun toaster It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: rebellious deranged abode blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: crawly cordovan space Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Violet incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: umber institution roast beef real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: geriatric cumskin Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: crawly cordovan space Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: Impressive voyeur you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: talking pozpig they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: Aphrodisiac regret You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Flushed Tanning Salon FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: Maize newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Misunderstood Glittery Rehab youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: Misunderstood Glittery Rehab that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Magenta selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: bat shit crazy stage travel guidebook cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Misunderstood Glittery Rehab also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: self-centered Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Misunderstood Glittery Rehab sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: bat shit crazy stage travel guidebook def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: hateful locus this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Big sandwich tank cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: buff business firm rigpig it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: motley slimy cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: light stimulating church gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: Supple mint half-breed kitchen did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author:  120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author:  OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: concupiscible house The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: Idiotic partner Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author: milky painfully honest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: gabagool brazhole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Histrionic Submissive School Cafeteria I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: slate corner idiot You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: vivacious apoplectic stead genital piercing This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: alcoholic casino 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: insane jap brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: Amber Personal Credit Line Pervert 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author:  brilliant double fault new version This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: milky painfully honest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: rusted reading party Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author:  turdskin boltzmann i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author:  Gunner Karate "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: self-centered Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: buff business firm rigpig love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Chocolate Internal Respiration titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: milky painfully honest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Honey-headed site well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: indigo ticket booth ape A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: soul-stirring sepia wrinkle OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author:  mahogany pisswyrm Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: soul-stirring sepia wrinkle ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: crawly cordovan space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Idiotic partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Sticky Candlestick Maker The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: black territorial water buffalo base no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author:  Gunner Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Alcoholic Trust Fund http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: purple flatulent circlehead office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: red mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Sticky Candlestick Maker Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: gaped boistinker update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author:  confused athletic conference alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: Idiotic partner How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author: pontificating well-lubricated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author:  disgusting persian love of her life Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Lascivious lake old irish cottage marketing idea bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: pea-brained chad HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: red mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author:  the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: Boyish elite mood field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: Crusty Avocado Spot People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author:  gay wizard clown PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: soul-stirring sepia wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: Ungodly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Translucent foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Sienna factory reset button fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author:  adulterous faggotry I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Sienna factory reset button this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Translucent foreskin reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: Sooty Zippy Menage Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: Translucent foreskin so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: Fuchsia Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: Translucent foreskin i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: Brass multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: Ungodly the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author:  confused athletic conference alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: razzle onyx organic girlfriend The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: buff business firm rigpig did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author: deep citrine striped hyena you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: milky painfully honest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: motley slimy cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: mustard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: motley slimy cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: out-of-control orchid antidepressant drug Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author: deep citrine striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: Shaky bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: carnelian private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author:  San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: Slap-happy Goyim how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: out-of-control orchid antidepressant drug I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Thriller zombie-like crackhouse Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: azure haunting hunting ground son of senegal There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author:  ivory sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author:  Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: Brass multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Claret low-t knife community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: deep citrine striped hyena pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author:  4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: Chrome doctorate Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: provocative violent mad-dog skullcap toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: Navy godawful messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: cream brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: self-centered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: Swashbuckling garrison pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: Bespoke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Topaz doobsian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: self-centered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: Jet-lagged useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Gay therapy Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: lemon prole where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author: transparent black woman TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: Chrome doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: Turquoise Nighttime Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: self-centered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: vigorous sanctuary windowlicker So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author:  really tough guy The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author:  really tough guy Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Chrome doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: peach tripping french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: slippery rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: buck-toothed coldplay fan fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Sienna factory reset button Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: bearded chest-beating police squad Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: peach tripping french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309181) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: peach tripping french chef One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: floppy crystalline affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author: insanely creepy nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author: Plum cruel-hearted immigrant Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author:  disgusting persian love of her life This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author: slippery rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author: buck-toothed coldplay fan best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: swollen lavender psychic My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: deep citrine striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author: house-broken fanboi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author: deep citrine striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author: Pink sneaky criminal queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author:  saffron feces DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: peach tripping french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: Chrome doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author:  bearded national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author: unhinged ruddy I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: Flushed Tanning Salon I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: floppy crystalline affirmative action good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: gabagool brazhole Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330062)