The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| elite diverse crotch | 12/16/25 |
| Lemon jew theater | 12/16/25 |
| elite diverse crotch | 12/16/25 |
| Lemon jew theater | 12/16/25 |
| elite diverse crotch | 12/16/25 |
| Sexy faggot firefighter | 12/20/25 |
| Concupiscible irate stag film | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle abusive background story | 12/20/25 |
| wine painfully honest indian lodge round eye | 12/19/25 |
| elite diverse crotch | 12/20/25 |
| wine painfully honest indian lodge round eye | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle abusive background story | 12/20/25 |
| Razzmatazz Native Fat Ankles | 12/16/25 |
| Razzle abusive background story | 12/20/25 |
| Razzmatazz Native Fat Ankles | 12/22/25 |
| mind-boggling disgusting site | 12/16/25 |
| elite diverse crotch | 12/16/25 |
| mind-boggling disgusting site | 12/16/25 |
| Black Tanning Salon Goal In Life | 12/16/25 |
| Curious magical crackhouse | 12/19/25 |
| Black Tanning Salon Goal In Life | 12/19/25 |
| Medicated frisky national security agency | 12/20/25 |
| Mustard territorial point immigrant | 12/16/25 |
| Slimy Bawdyhouse | 12/16/25 |
| Razzle abusive background story | 12/20/25 |
| buff irradiated meetinghouse milk | 12/20/25 |
| supple salmon university dopamine | 12/16/25 |
| fuchsia balding regret becky | 12/20/25 |
| supple salmon university dopamine | 12/23/25 |
| Lemon jew theater | 12/16/25 |
| Razzle abusive background story | 12/20/25 |
| bat-shit-crazy domesticated market | 12/21/25 |
| Lemon jew theater | 12/16/25 |
| buff irradiated meetinghouse milk | 12/16/25 |
| supple salmon university dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| buff irradiated meetinghouse milk | 12/19/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Cerebral Forum | 12/19/25 |
| passionate navy locale | 12/19/25 |
| elite diverse crotch | 12/19/25 |
| razzle-dazzle lodge | 12/19/25 |
| razzle-dazzle lodge | 12/19/25 |
| purple wonderful dingle berry | 12/19/25 |
| passionate navy locale | 12/19/25 |
| hairraiser kitchen | 12/19/25 |
| Razzmatazz Native Fat Ankles | 12/19/25 |
| Sexy faggot firefighter | 12/20/25 |
| electric glassy pocket flask | 12/22/25 |
| Topaz Outnumbered Rigpig | 12/19/25 |
| Arousing dead jap center | 12/19/25 |
| Big Rehab | 12/19/25 |
| buff irradiated meetinghouse milk | 12/19/25 |
| Big Rehab | 12/19/25 |
| Godawful saffron senate party of the first part | 12/20/25 |
| magenta useless brakes | 12/19/25 |
| Mauve hunting ground | 12/19/25 |
| mind-boggling disgusting site | 12/19/25 |
| Dashing orchid public bath | 12/20/25 |
| maroon bearded son of senegal | 12/19/25 |
| Curious magical crackhouse | 12/19/25 |
| Swashbuckling antidepressant drug church building | 12/19/25 |
| Mewling Fishy Telephone | 12/20/25 |
| Yapping Crystalline Hell Cuckoldry | 12/20/25 |
| buff irradiated meetinghouse milk | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle abusive background story | 12/20/25 |
| Dashing orchid public bath | 12/20/25 |
| Beta startled twinkling uncleanness temple | 12/20/25 |
| obsidian vibrant trump supporter pervert | 12/20/25 |
| Arousing dead jap center | 12/20/25 |
| Beta startled twinkling uncleanness temple | 12/21/25 |
| razzle-dazzle lodge | 12/20/25 |
| bat-shit-crazy domesticated market | 12/20/25 |
| wine painfully honest indian lodge round eye | 12/21/25 |
| bat-shit-crazy domesticated market | 12/22/25 |
| wine painfully honest indian lodge round eye | 12/23/25 |
| bat-shit-crazy domesticated market | 12/23/25 |
| indigo volcanic crater | 12/22/25 |
| Medicated frisky national security agency | 12/22/25 |
| Medicated frisky national security agency | 12/23/25 |
| Turquoise Slap-happy Set Prole | 12/22/25 |
| electric glassy pocket flask | 12/22/25 |
| ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. | 01/18/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: elite diverse crotch 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
 |
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Lemon jew theater This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513952) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: elite diverse crotch lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513962) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Lemon jew theater My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513982) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: elite diverse crotch You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513988) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Sexy faggot firefighter Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524279) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Concupiscible irate stag film It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523285) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Razzle abusive background story Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524341) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: wine painfully honest indian lodge round eye You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523286) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: elite diverse crotch brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524883) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: wine painfully honest indian lodge round eye glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Razzle abusive background story You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Razzmatazz Native Fat Ankles $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513230) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Razzle abusive background story Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524345) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Razzmatazz Native Fat Ankles thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530484) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: mind-boggling disgusting site 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
|
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: elite diverse crotch ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513354) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: mind-boggling disgusting site investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513509) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Black Tanning Salon Goal In Life $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513346) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Curious magical crackhouse I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523610) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Black Tanning Salon Goal In Life good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524198) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Medicated frisky national security agency $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524905) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Mustard territorial point immigrant six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513510) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Slimy Bawdyhouse 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513514) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Razzle abusive background story Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524347) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: buff irradiated meetinghouse milk what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524398) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: supple salmon university dopamine 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513942) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: fuchsia balding regret becky me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525237) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: supple salmon university dopamine It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Lemon jew theater 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513974) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Razzle abusive background story the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524344) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy domesticated market Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528970) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Lemon jew theater I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
|
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: buff irradiated meetinghouse milk mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: supple salmon university dopamine In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522384) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: buff irradiated meetinghouse milk yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Cerebral Forum Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: passionate navy locale 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
|
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: elite diverse crotch fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522408) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lodge A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522471) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle lodge OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522468) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: purple wonderful dingle berry A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522477) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: passionate navy locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523163) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: hairraiser kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523166) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Razzmatazz Native Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523280) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Sexy faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524286) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: electric glassy pocket flask Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530533) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Topaz Outnumbered Rigpig $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522480) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Arousing dead jap center can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523204) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Big Rehab Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
|
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: buff irradiated meetinghouse milk nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523476) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Big Rehab Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523486) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Godawful saffron senate party of the first part You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524276) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: magenta useless brakes Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523495) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Mauve hunting ground Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: mind-boggling disgusting site damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523565) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Dashing orchid public bath Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524442) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: maroon bearded son of senegal Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Curious magical crackhouse 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523608) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Swashbuckling antidepressant drug church building Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Mewling Fishy Telephone 42 y/o
1.0M |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Yapping Crystalline Hell Cuckoldry 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: buff irradiated meetinghouse milk 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524343) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Razzle abusive background story Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524349) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Dashing orchid public bath 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524441) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Beta startled twinkling uncleanness temple literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524455) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: obsidian vibrant trump supporter pervert I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524813) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Arousing dead jap center so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525591) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Beta startled twinkling uncleanness temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528712) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: razzle-dazzle lodge 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524826) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy domesticated market Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: wine painfully honest indian lodge round eye how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529120) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy domesticated market I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: wine painfully honest indian lodge round eye 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49534941) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy domesticated market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535766) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: indigo volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529986) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Medicated frisky national security agency Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529987) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Medicated frisky national security agency $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535771) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Turquoise Slap-happy Set Prole $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530040) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: electric glassy pocket flask I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530537) |
|
Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49598250) |