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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: Appetizing mauve travel guidebook box office
Dear Jurisprudence,
How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?
Signed,
Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: ivory bat-shit-crazy messiness public bath
A cult?
Friend, you don't join.
You just realize you were always a member.
Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.
She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.
She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.
She said it is too late for me.
She said this is fine.
This is f-
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM Author: Appetizing mauve travel guidebook box office
Dear Jurisprudence,
How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.
He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.
Signed,
Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM Author: adventurous mexican principal's office
Dear Dad,
He's old enough. Let 'er rip.
Yours truly,
Jurisprudence
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