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Someone explain the IRAN situation to me; did we lose?

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Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe
  05/12/26
its the dumbest blunder in US foreign policy perhaps but US ...
Vivacious Indian Lodge
  05/12/26
tactical win. but not clear if it's a strategic win, loss, o...
brilliant hospital windowlicker
  05/12/26
tactical win where all ur bases in the GCC get ass raped
Vivacious Indian Lodge
  05/12/26
Do they include this in the cost of the war so far?
Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe
  05/12/26
they put this in hegseths alcohol budget so no one notices
Vivacious Indian Lodge
  05/14/26
fucks with the chinks and gets us to actually drill the shit...
Yapping lodge hairy legs
  05/12/26
Couldn't we have drilled here without spending money to figh...
Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe
  05/12/26
u arent done shit to chinks u furking retards, whenever u mo...
Vivacious Indian Lodge
  05/12/26
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Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe
  05/13/26
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Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe
  05/14/26
? Iran surrendered already. We won.
brass duck-like yarmulke
  05/14/26
We are one step closer to the third temple. So yes of course...
fluffy mood
  05/14/26
Objectives were to remove discounted Iranian oil from the ma...
glittery deranged whorehouse quadroon
  05/14/26


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Date: May 12th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: May 12th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Indian Lodge

its the dumbest blunder in US foreign policy perhaps but US is such a banana republic no one even calls Turmp stupid

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Date: May 12th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: brilliant hospital windowlicker

tactical win. but not clear if it's a strategic win, loss, or draw.

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Date: May 12th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Indian Lodge

tactical win where all ur bases in the GCC get ass raped

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Date: May 12th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe

Do they include this in the cost of the war so far?

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Date: May 14th, 2026 1:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Indian Lodge

they put this in hegseths alcohol budget so no one notices

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Date: May 12th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Yapping lodge hairy legs

fucks with the chinks and gets us to actually drill the shitloads of oil we have here instead of being dependent on goatfucker oil. and libs get to show off how they are hypocritical retards yet again by pretending they care about gas prices

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Date: May 12th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe

Couldn't we have drilled here without spending money to fight a war? How did this war help exactly?

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Date: May 12th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Indian Lodge

u arent done shit to chinks u furking retards, whenever u morons are losing some shit abroad u pretend u are hurting the chinks, the chinks dont care, they won and are just laughing at ur stupidity.

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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: May 14th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Slap-happy Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: May 14th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: brass duck-like yarmulke

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Iran surrendered already. We won.

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Date: May 14th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: fluffy mood

We are one step closer to the third temple. So yes of course this is a win.

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Date: May 14th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: glittery deranged whorehouse quadroon

Objectives were to remove discounted Iranian oil from the market and stress test alliances. Preventing an Iranian nuke is a legitimate goal but that didn't need a military strike. It is not a strategic goal to remove the Iranian threat. Some degree of bogeyman must be preserved in order to continue to justify the large US military presence in the region.

I don't think people understand that the real target is China. Also this was all gamed through AI and might be the first situation of this type. Clear Venezuela first, next remove China from Nigeria then then benefits of hitting Iran become clearer. The massive investments in Venezuela aren't possible with out increased oil prices. That was essential so long as prices remained only high and not record breaking. The effectiveness of the military strikes also demonstrated who as a country you should be creating security agreements with. Hint: nobody ran to China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866169&forum_id=2#49885406)