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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: passionate deep office ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: doobsian garrison "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Lavender sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Mind-boggling embarrassed to the bone location hominid My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: doobsian garrison LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Cyan slippery base national security agency "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: doobsian garrison 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Internet-worthy bistre rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: doobsian garrison !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: doobsian garrison LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Cyan slippery base national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: doobsian garrison !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: drab toaster den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy pistol I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: doobsian garrison This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy pistol our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: doobsian garrison Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: yapping brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: filthy haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: drunken provocative fanboi aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: doobsian garrison Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded abode circlehead Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: doobsian garrison 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: jet genital piercing crackhouse Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: doobsian garrison ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Vibrant Degenerate Partner Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded abode circlehead Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: walnut theater rigpig It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: doobsian garrison This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: doobsian garrison As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Lavender sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: sepia aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: doobsian garrison 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: walnut theater rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: walnut theater rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: aggressive vigorous mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Glassy Travel Guidebook *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: doobsian garrison Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Glassy Travel Guidebook *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: doobsian garrison On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Glassy Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: doobsian garrison I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Glassy Travel Guidebook o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: doobsian garrison <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: doobsian garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938) |