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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Frum parlour
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
motley chrome friendly grandma brethren
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Indigo exciting orchestra pit persian
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
saffron hissy fit
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
avocado rehab
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
passionate insanely creepy giraffe
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
adventurous opaque heaven boiling water
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
spruce pontificating voyeur
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Honey-headed center
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
crawly telephone keepsake machete
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Heady parlor
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Ruby soul-stirring corner mood
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Provocative kitchen
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Big rigpig abode
  06/30/25
cr
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Honey-headed center
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Diverse dopamine
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Ruby soul-stirring corner mood
  06/30/25
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mauve kitty cat tattoo
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Heady parlor
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Big rigpig abode
  06/30/25
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crusty big-titted crotch stage
  07/01/25
*bussy
apoplectic den
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
passionate insanely creepy giraffe
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Unhinged school cafeteria
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Dashing jet round eye
  06/30/25
fuck
Heady parlor
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Unhinged school cafeteria
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Frum parlour
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Heady parlor
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Diverse dopamine
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
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Mahogany Rebellious Sneaky Criminal Karate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
hairless brunch macaca
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Infuriating Box Office Associate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Talented reading party
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Infuriating Box Office Associate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
mauve kitty cat tattoo
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Infuriating Box Office Associate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
lascivious azn
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
snowy sticky jew cruise ship
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
duck-like painfully honest principal's office
  06/30/25
tcr
mauve kitty cat tattoo
  07/01/25
just jump
Stirring sandwich
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
...
180 poppy meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Chestnut cocky stag film
  06/30/25
wow
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Vigorous legend
  06/30/25
JFC man
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
spruce pontificating voyeur
  06/30/25
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Stirring sandwich
  06/30/25
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Heady parlor
  06/30/25
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Ruby soul-stirring corner mood
  06/30/25
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startling pozpig community account
  06/30/25
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Misanthropic overrated office
  06/30/25
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snowy sticky jew cruise ship
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
duck-like painfully honest principal's office
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
hairless brunch macaca
  06/30/25
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Bright volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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crusty big-titted crotch stage
  07/01/25
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Fear-inspiring flickering party of the first part shrine
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
mustard sexy ratface
  07/01/25
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white newt hunting ground
  07/01/25
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Indigo exciting orchestra pit persian
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
avocado rehab
  06/30/25
bro
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
...
duck-like painfully honest principal's office
  06/30/25
lol
mauve kitty cat tattoo
  07/01/25
...
Transparent marvelous garrison trust fund
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Charismatic gunner corn cake
  06/30/25
jfc
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Honey-headed center
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
startling pozpig community account
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Misanthropic overrated office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
mauve kitty cat tattoo
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Charismatic gunner corn cake
  07/01/25
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Talented reading party
  07/01/25
...
Misanthropic overrated office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
white newt hunting ground
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Vermilion dog poop forum
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Diverse dopamine
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Heady parlor
  06/30/25
...
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  07/01/25
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Floppy spot
  07/01/25
lol
mauve kitty cat tattoo
  07/01/25
...
Stirring sandwich
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Up-to-no-good orange stain
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
disgusting piazza
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Shimmering cracking mexican
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
olive bateful death wish
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Sinister Potus Public Bath
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Floppy spot
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
yapping trailer park wrinkle
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
mauve kitty cat tattoo
  07/01/25
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razzle-dazzle blue menage
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
crusty big-titted crotch stage
  07/01/25
😟
cobalt glittery trump supporter roast beef
  07/01/25
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racy out-of-control church building pervert
  07/01/25
holy shit
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Floppy spot
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Obsidian Property Background Story
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
white newt hunting ground
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
passionate insanely creepy giraffe
  07/01/25
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razzle-dazzle blue menage
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
white newt hunting ground
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
white newt hunting ground
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Chestnut cocky stag film
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
passionate insanely creepy giraffe
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Brass federal gay wizard university
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
crusty big-titted crotch stage
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Zippy really tough guy casino
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  07/06/25
...
Chestnut cocky stag film
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
mind-boggling sooty market
  07/06/25
...
Misanthropic overrated office
  07/06/25
lol
mauve kitty cat tattoo
  07/07/25
wow
razzle-dazzle blue menage
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Frum parlour

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: motley chrome friendly grandma brethren

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Indigo exciting orchestra pit persian

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: saffron hissy fit

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: avocado rehab

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy giraffe

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: adventurous opaque heaven boiling water

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: spruce pontificating voyeur

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed center

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: crawly telephone keepsake machete

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Heady parlor

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ruby soul-stirring corner mood

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Provocative kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Big rigpig abode

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed center

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Diverse dopamine

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Ruby soul-stirring corner mood

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: mauve kitty cat tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Heady parlor

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Big rigpig abode

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: crusty big-titted crotch stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: apoplectic den

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy giraffe

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Unhinged school cafeteria

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Dashing jet round eye

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Heady parlor

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Unhinged school cafeteria

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Frum parlour

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Heady parlor

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Diverse dopamine

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Mahogany Rebellious Sneaky Criminal Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: hairless brunch macaca

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Infuriating Box Office Associate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Talented reading party

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Infuriating Box Office Associate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: mauve kitty cat tattoo

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Infuriating Box Office Associate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious azn

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: snowy sticky jew cruise ship

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: duck-like painfully honest principal's office

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: mauve kitty cat tattoo

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: 180 poppy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Chestnut cocky stag film

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Vigorous legend

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spruce pontificating voyeur

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Heady parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Ruby soul-stirring corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: startling pozpig community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Misanthropic overrated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: snowy sticky jew cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: duck-like painfully honest principal's office

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: hairless brunch macaca

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bright volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: crusty big-titted crotch stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring flickering party of the first part shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: mustard sexy ratface

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: white newt hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Indigo exciting orchestra pit persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: avocado rehab

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: duck-like painfully honest principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mauve kitty cat tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Transparent marvelous garrison trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Charismatic gunner corn cake

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed center

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: startling pozpig community account

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Misanthropic overrated office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: mauve kitty cat tattoo

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Charismatic gunner corn cake

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Talented reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic overrated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: white newt hunting ground

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Vermilion dog poop forum

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Diverse dopamine

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Heady parlor

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Floppy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: mauve kitty cat tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good orange stain

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: disgusting piazza

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Shimmering cracking mexican

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: olive bateful death wish

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Sinister Potus Public Bath

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Floppy spot

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: yapping trailer park wrinkle

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: mauve kitty cat tattoo

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: crusty big-titted crotch stage

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cobalt glittery trump supporter roast beef

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: racy out-of-control church building pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Floppy spot

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Property Background Story

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: white newt hunting ground

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy giraffe

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: white newt hunting ground

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: white newt hunting ground

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Chestnut cocky stag film

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: passionate insanely creepy giraffe

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Brass federal gay wizard university

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: crusty big-titted crotch stage

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Zippy really tough guy casino

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Chestnut cocky stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling sooty market

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic overrated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mauve kitty cat tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue menage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)