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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Swashbuckling translucent genital piercing indian lodge
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Frozen Twisted Spot
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
adventurous sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
amethyst arrogant step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Slimy Brunch
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
rose lascivious menage
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
jet station
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
anal brilliant field
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
pale parlor
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
motley green pocket flask lay
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Costumed University Factory Reset Button
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Galvanic puce rehab
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Flesh cerebral turdskin
  06/30/25
cr
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
pale parlor
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
appetizing stead voyeur
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Costumed University Factory Reset Button
  06/30/25
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dashing plaza quadroon
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Flesh cerebral turdskin
  06/30/25
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Startling hairraiser police squad
  07/01/25
*bussy
Hyperventilating transparent piazza
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
rose lascivious menage
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Stubborn Keepsake Machete Wrinkle
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Histrionic tank center
  06/30/25
fuck
Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Stubborn Keepsake Machete Wrinkle
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Swashbuckling translucent genital piercing indian lodge
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
appetizing stead voyeur
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
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idiotic lime theater
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Stimulating Lemon Sex Offender Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Crystalline rough-skinned jew
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
concupiscible orchid stag film twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Crystalline rough-skinned jew
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
dashing plaza quadroon
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Crystalline rough-skinned jew
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Titillating chest-beating laser beams native
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Supple Very Tactful Sanctuary Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Magenta exciting gas station
  06/30/25
tcr
dashing plaza quadroon
  07/01/25
just jump
Honey-headed Trailer Park
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
...
Glittery amber nursing home wagecucks
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Ocher vivacious den circlehead
  06/30/25
wow
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Marvelous iridescent locale internal respiration
  06/30/25
JFC man
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
anal brilliant field
  06/30/25
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Honey-headed Trailer Park
  06/30/25
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Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford
  06/30/25
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Passionate Buff Area
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Mahogany Meetinghouse Main People
  06/30/25
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Supple Very Tactful Sanctuary Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Magenta exciting gas station
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Stimulating Lemon Sex Offender Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
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beady-eyed elastic band
  07/01/25
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Startling hairraiser police squad
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
glassy pozpig
  07/01/25
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Alcoholic Market
  07/01/25
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adventurous sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Slimy Brunch
  06/30/25
bro
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
...
Magenta exciting gas station
  06/30/25
lol
dashing plaza quadroon
  07/01/25
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Violet fanboi base
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
harsh maize indirect expression
  06/30/25
jfc
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
pale parlor
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Passionate Buff Area
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Mahogany Meetinghouse Main People
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
dashing plaza quadroon
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
harsh maize indirect expression
  07/01/25
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concupiscible orchid stag film twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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Mahogany Meetinghouse Main People
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Alcoholic Market
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
heady ticket booth
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
appetizing stead voyeur
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford
  06/30/25
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Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
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sick hall weed whacker
  07/01/25
lol
dashing plaza quadroon
  07/01/25
...
Honey-headed Trailer Park
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
scarlet bipolar trump supporter forum
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Razzmatazz theatre
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Mauve Pontificating Faggotry
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
thriller headpube
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
outnumbered painfully honest milk rigor
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
sick hall weed whacker
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Cerise abnormal property party of the first part
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
dashing plaza quadroon
  07/01/25
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Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Startling hairraiser police squad
  07/01/25
😟
sable diverse electric furnace
  07/01/25
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learning disabled burgundy scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
holy shit
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
sick hall weed whacker
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Sadistic vigorous office toilet seat
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Alcoholic Market
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
rose lascivious menage
  07/01/25
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Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Alcoholic Market
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Alcoholic Market
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Ocher vivacious den circlehead
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
rose lascivious menage
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
lilac national ladyboy
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Startling hairraiser police squad
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
nudist stage antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  07/06/25
...
Ocher vivacious den circlehead
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
180 church building
  07/06/25
...
Mahogany Meetinghouse Main People
  07/06/25
lol
dashing plaza quadroon
  07/07/25
wow
Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling translucent genital piercing indian lodge

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Frozen Twisted Spot

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: adventurous sneaky criminal

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: amethyst arrogant step-uncle's house

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Slimy Brunch

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: rose lascivious menage

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: jet station

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: anal brilliant field

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: pale parlor

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: motley green pocket flask lay

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Costumed University Factory Reset Button

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Galvanic puce rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Flesh cerebral turdskin

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: pale parlor

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: appetizing stead voyeur

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Costumed University Factory Reset Button

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: dashing plaza quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flesh cerebral turdskin

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Startling hairraiser police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Hyperventilating transparent piazza

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: rose lascivious menage

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Stubborn Keepsake Machete Wrinkle

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Histrionic tank center

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Keepsake Machete Wrinkle

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling translucent genital piercing indian lodge

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: appetizing stead voyeur

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: idiotic lime theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Lemon Sex Offender Preventive Strike

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Crystalline rough-skinned jew

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: concupiscible orchid stag film twinkling uncleanness

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Crystalline rough-skinned jew

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: dashing plaza quadroon

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Crystalline rough-skinned jew

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating chest-beating laser beams native

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Supple Very Tactful Sanctuary Mental Disorder

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Magenta exciting gas station

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: dashing plaza quadroon

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trailer Park

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Glittery amber nursing home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Ocher vivacious den circlehead

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent locale internal respiration

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: anal brilliant field

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Costumed University Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Passionate Buff Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mahogany Meetinghouse Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Supple Very Tactful Sanctuary Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Magenta exciting gas station

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Lemon Sex Offender Preventive Strike

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Startling hairraiser police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: twinkling parlour cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: glassy pozpig

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: adventurous sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Slimy Brunch

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Magenta exciting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: dashing plaza quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violet fanboi base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: harsh maize indirect expression

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: pale parlor

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Passionate Buff Area

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Mahogany Meetinghouse Main People

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: dashing plaza quadroon

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: harsh maize indirect expression

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: concupiscible orchid stag film twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mahogany Meetinghouse Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic Market

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: heady ticket booth

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: appetizing stead voyeur

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious nubile crackhouse halford

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: sick hall weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: dashing plaza quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: scarlet bipolar trump supporter forum

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Mauve Pontificating Faggotry

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: thriller headpube

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: outnumbered painfully honest milk rigor

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sick hall weed whacker

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Cerise abnormal property party of the first part

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: dashing plaza quadroon

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Startling hairraiser police squad

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sable diverse electric furnace

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: learning disabled burgundy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sick hall weed whacker

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Sadistic vigorous office toilet seat

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Market

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: rose lascivious menage

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic Market

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic Market

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Ocher vivacious den circlehead

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: rose lascivious menage

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: lilac national ladyboy

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Startling hairraiser police squad

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: nudist stage antidepressant drug

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Ocher vivacious den circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: 180 church building

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Mahogany Meetinghouse Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: dashing plaza quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Set Famous Landscape Painting

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)