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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:49 PM Author: Jade nibblets cruise ship http://www.kaplon-olson.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240324) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:54 PM Author: Pearl Cuckold Holy Fucking Shit. The hanging of the shingle is the least interesting or faggy part about this....
Required reading:
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/About%20Myself.html |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:55 PM Author: Diverse Knife this is pure portland though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240374) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:58 PM Author: Pearl Cuckold What? Explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240391) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:30 PM Author: Diverse Knife Renaissanceness/flamingness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240515) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:34 PM Author: Pearl Cuckold So, if I visit Portland it will be filled with fruits with clark gable esq mustaches dreaming of being a Roman Noble and writing horrible prose on their business websites? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240526) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:36 PM Author: Diverse Knife certainly a better chance there than most any other city in the country. chapel hill and austin are also up there.
i did lol at clark gable esq |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:50 AM Author: Exciting National Volcanic Crater shall we? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246634) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:52 PM Author: irradiated cerise school cafeteria preventive strike lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299552) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:00 PM Author: Supple Psychic Stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531302) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: Wild station Is this crap typical in pac ten country? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240516) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:18 PM Author: Hairraiser mentally impaired library pocket flask Right down to the hyphenated last name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299752) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM Author: splenetic bbw No, it's pure Reed, not Portland! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531345) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:56 PM Author: balding embarrassed to the bone immigrant seems like your typical crazy ass reed graduate / portland resident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240379) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:21 PM Author: Hyperventilating institution gaping "took my law schooling off at farthest Cornell"
This has to be flame |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:33 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender I almost stopped reading to comment on that phrase, too, but I continued reading. The whole site is painfully douche. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:14 PM Author: Spectacular metal foreskin theater i paused and reread the sentence because i thought i was mistaken. the guy couldn't be using "farthest Cornell" in that way, but but i was wrong. i bet this guy refers to his mom as "mummy dearest" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241957) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:09 PM Author: rusted black woman I have never heard this before. What does it mean?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248679) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:32 PM Author: stubborn locale place of business Might as well make your whole page an image. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240765) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:31 PM Author: Cerebral Boistinker No, sir, THIS is pure 180: "While the world is filled with attorneys who trumpet their specialization in some particular area of law, I prefer to take a more holistic approach to the legal interests of my clients, and strive to be a true Renaissance lawyer." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243349) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:23 PM Author: Hairraiser mentally impaired library pocket flask BIGLARPLAW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299791) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:55 PM Author: indecent site Practice Areas:
Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but I’ve not yet learned to discriminate against any area of law. While the world is filled with attorneys who trumpet their specialization in some particular area of law, I prefer to take a more holistic approach to the legal interests of my clients, and strive to be a true Renaissance lawyer. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:02 PM Author: razzle sick circlehead reading party best in BIGRENAISSANCELAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240413) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 1:23 AM Author: abusive drab hospital fanboi *sues jousting lance manufacturers* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13245570) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:01 AM Author: Cerebral Boistinker defends Merlin from child molestation charges (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246812) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:33 PM Author: stubborn locale place of business And he will get his ass kicked repeatedly by specialists. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240776) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: Gold pit really tough guy seriously. that's not going to be his position forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242276) |
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well done |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:09 PM Author: Yapping iridescent round eye church Ouch. Good luck to him -- at least he's making an effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240438) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:28 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid Is that what we call it these days...an effort? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240510) |
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Sup K-O? |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:27 AM Author: appetizing vengeful stain point Sounds very interesting. I would follow his lead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254347) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 6:40 AM Author: appetizing vengeful stain point Perhaps, he becomes liberal like William Kunster. See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kunstler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261840) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: shimmering rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359641) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:58 PM Author: Mind-boggling market pisswyrm 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240392) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: Concupiscible university lol at his "fees". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240400) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:31 PM Author: Aggressive range Yo jagged should he be charging more or less?
I couldn't imagine paying this clown a dime but they do seem pretty arbitrary. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:00 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender You don't advertise to the world that you are really willing to work for $65 an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241339) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:03 PM Author: Aggressive range But that's only for his fellow Reed brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241362) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:06 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender hark, but this i've only just come to know. Thank you fine friend and rest assured 'twas not in vain your clarification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241399) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: Concupiscible university that's insane money for a guy with no experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242258) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:36 AM Author: Domesticated senate stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246577) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:30 AM Author: spruce karate ??
it is.
you won't make that much if/when you get a 1st year biglaw job. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:00 PM Author: swashbuckling mexican flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240402) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:00 PM Author: Mind-boggling market pisswyrm I hope that poor bastard has some rich parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240408) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: walnut parlor fat ankles well, he at least has a "rich" mustache (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240506) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid "Here we’ve the home of all newsworthy matters which touch or concern my legal practice."
It's conspicuously blank. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:41 PM Author: Rebellious Community Account Sounds like he's just implying that he practices real estate law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240835) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:02 AM Author: Cerebral Boistinker or rape defense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246813) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:09 PM Author: Motley Brethren wow. that website is terrible
this kind of thing makes me realize how many douches I'm going to encounter over the next 30 years while I'm practicing |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:12 PM Author: Motley Brethren someone needs to email this thread to him once the site had been thoroughly flamed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240453) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:40 PM Author: umber awkward genital piercing jap tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240556) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:25 PM Author: puce new version OP posts this thread with a punctuation moniker, then vanishes...benny = OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242044) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:13 PM Author: maroon laughsome dragon I'm shocked he didn't get hired somewhere, shocked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240455) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:14 PM Author: emerald whorehouse digit ratio ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240457) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: hot submissive hall i thought i was the only one who noticed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242277) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: walnut parlor fat ankles that whole website is awesome, from a schadenfreude perspective. would be a 180 billion if flame, but sadly i think it is genuine, and thus just pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240503) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid "Above, an artists rendering approximating my long term office decorating scheme."
This HAS to be fucking flame. It's dated 1870.
He thinks he's Dorian Grey or some shit. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:16 PM Author: Mind-boggling market pisswyrm lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241023) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:33 PM Author: vivacious private investor step-uncle's house "If I’ve no experience with the type of matter I will generally discount my fee."
What a gentleman. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Twinkling Massive House i hate the way this assclown uses "'ve" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240529) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:16 PM Author: Spectacular metal foreskin theater yet he's above using contractions like "i'm" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241975) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:40 PM Author: Cruel-hearted adulterous sanctuary awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240823) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Pink locus I was just about to post this. What a sporting concession by this dapper young barrister. Hup hup! Huzzah! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248009) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:38 PM Author: Brilliant Coffee Pot I'd hire him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240548) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:35 PM Author: stubborn locale place of business To do what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240790) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:26 PM Author: puce new version be cloned a bunch of times for bukkake vids with gauge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242053) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid his facebook photo is rather lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240554) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:41 PM Author: umber awkward genital piercing jap I wonder if he'll give me an SA position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240563) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:01 PM Author: walnut parlor fat ankles he'd probably pay you $10/hour just for use of your westlaw password (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240618) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:05 PM Author: soul-stirring rose spot 172 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240628) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: umber awkward genital piercing jap It would probably be a pretty sweet summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242237) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:04 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza I got slightly more than that as a clerk in Midlaw some time ago in Chi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243729) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:04 PM Author: Bronze Sneaky Criminal Filthpig this has to be flame. omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240624) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:36 PM Author: Bateful jew Uhhhh yes, IRL flame.
"I was enticed to the law by my desire to be a Roman aristocrat" |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid I know this is very lame of me, but I looked him up. His senior thesis at reed was on Cicero's Roman Republic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240813) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:37 PM Author: Rebellious Community Account I'm lol'ing at the lousy introduction on his website. Never denigrate yourself - especially not on the front page of your friggin' web site! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240805) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:39 PM Author: Rebellious Community Account Oh yeah, and LOL that he refuses cash. He should be insisting on cash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240815) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:44 PM Author: wonderful therapy generalized bond TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241242) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:57 AM Author: flirting den son of senegal I think the no cash thing is just a joke caption for the picture of the roman office overflowing with coins... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254726) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth Wrong. Read what he wrote below re: needing to keep a paper trail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254729) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:43 PM Author: flirting den son of senegal This is almost certainly not flame, since almost all the facts about his practice are corroborated by the Oregon State Bar membership directory, and other background information is corroborated by simple Google searches.
He's clearly just a unique individual with a sense of humor and the ability to not take himself too seriously. He's taking the angle of being honest and jovial. It'll turn some people off, sure, but it will probably attract clients who would otherwise not come. I mean, if a novice attorney tried to pretend they were some fancy big lawyer, it would probably turn more people off. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:49 PM Author: Cruel-hearted adulterous sanctuary the only clients that will go to him = unsophisticated
you attract unsophisticated by pretending to be a facny big lawyer |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza reality id that the vast majority of real people, not businesses, who need a lawyer are fairly unsophisticated, douche (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251685) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: Mind-boggling market pisswyrm sup Ben (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241037) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:04 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender Doesn't seem like he takes himself too seriously at all. Probably just afraid of cutting his top lip when he shaves, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241373) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:18 PM Author: demanding shrine chances he wear sleeve garters?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sleevegarter.jpg
looks like his site was designed by marriedtothesea.com |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: self-centered khaki kitty I have a pair of those for a particularly flowing tux shirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243477) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:28 PM Author: Cyan mildly autistic set faggot firefighter DOUCHE CHILLS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241134) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:38 PM Author: Anal boyish halford alpha Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241209) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:47 PM Author: Amethyst vigorous partner "For my fellow Reed College alumni, as well as students, faculty, and staff I’m currently offering a discount rate of $65 an hour plus expenses."
SOMEONE on XOXO has to know this guy |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:58 PM Author: demanding shrine $65 "plus expenses"
what the fuck, is he encyclopedia brown |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: Nubile vibrant base 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242517) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:14 PM Author: rusted black woman *Bills you for juice and cookies* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248703) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:29 PM Author: Hairraiser mentally impaired library pocket flask LULZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299839) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid I like how he's billing unsupervised work to the tune of about $270K a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241352) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:20 AM Author: abusive drab hospital fanboi Show your work.
You won't get that number under any reasonable assumptions. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:08 PM Author: azure newt area Looks like Raul Julia as Gomez Addams
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/9008-211.gif |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: azure newt area Dood, if you're reading this, delete everything unrelated to the law on your site. Also delete all references to your inexperience, age, and when you graduated, etc. Otherwise, you're going to fucking starve while getting laughed at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241432) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:13 PM Author: House-broken background story feces What are the odds of getting disbarred if you take like a murder case as your first one without knowing shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241447) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:15 PM Author: Yapping iridescent round eye church O Hai Sullivan & Cromwell attorneys! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241467) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:16 PM Author: azure newt area I think your worry would be a malpractice claim, not disbarrment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241480) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:01 PM Author: Frozen navy business firm macaca also unlikely because the fucker is going to be guilty and stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241892) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:00 PM Author: flirting den son of senegal it's very hard to get disbarred for incompetence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241879) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:18 PM Author: Sooty International Law Enforcement Agency Crackhouse ESTIMATE the net worth of this dude's parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241492) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:26 PM Author: azure newt area I've an inclination not to do so, although I expect they live off in farthest Portland. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241553) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: Amethyst vigorous partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242111) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid 5-10 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241896) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:02 PM Author: Chocolate Theater Stage Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241897) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:03 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid jealous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241899) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:05 PM Author: Chocolate Theater Stage LOL. The faggotry on that website is unpossible to create jealousy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241907) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:11 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid you SAY this, but wouldn't you like to be so oblivious to your social awkwardness that conventional social constraints have absolutely no bearing on your behavior? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241943) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:57 PM Author: umber awkward genital piercing jap I'll admit I'm sort of jealous. If this dude can actually turn a profit doing what he's doing, then fuckin A man, he's living the dream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242281) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:10 PM Author: Citrine brunch Perhaps the number of 180s in this thread will be posted on his news page. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241928) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Cerebral Boistinker i award you eleventy-billion points (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243431) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: blue marvelous center windowlicker "The mechanized assault chariot, just one of the fine innovations the world would never have seen if Da Vinci had not had the fortitude to avoid specialization." I've not the faintest clue where to aquire said mechanized assuault chariot. Prithee, might there still be craftsmen who possess the arts to construct such a thing in farthest Ithaca? |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: Maize main people prole lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242108) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: balding embarrassed to the bone immigrant perhaps send a messenger to:
Sibley School of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering Cornell University Fargthest Ithaca, NY 14853-7501 |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: Cerebral Boistinker "farthest Ithaca"
You meant "farthest Ithæca" |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:02 AM Author: elite chapel Just think of where we would be without this grand innovation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254948) |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:13 AM Author: Fishy state mad-dog skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680404) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:29 PM Author: Multi-colored bearded tanning salon famous landscape painting Purest gravy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242073) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: blue marvelous center windowlicker If the map on his office location page is accurate, it looks like his office is likely some kind of industrial/warehouse space, which I admit is kind of cool. Not where I'd go for legal advice, but he can probably ride a pennyfarthing around in his office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242109) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242271) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: carnelian razzmatazz trailer park corn cake google street view, not the worst place to begin
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=821+nw+flanders+st,+97209&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.323858,76.728516&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=821+NW+Flanders+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97209&ll=45.527457,-122.67967&spn=0.006539,0.018733&z=16&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=45.525857,-122.679659&panoid=fQ6wfIqQwKgmQKPECuDidQ&cbp=12,319.71,,0,0.15 |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:54 PM Author: haunting rehab roommate extra lulz for the the graffiti that was pressure-washed off that garage door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243028) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:29 AM Author: odious nowag oh look! he even provides a restroom for his clients. how polite.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=821+nw+flanders+st,+97209&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.323858,76.728516&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=821+NW+Flanders+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97209&layer=c&cbll=45.525859,-122.679522&panoid=ZbTG3I6q3f5xG1Vww_U86A&cbp=12,184.71,,0,0.15&ll=45.525863,-122.679412&spn=0,359.985151&z=16&iwloc=A |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:23 AM Author: abusive drab hospital fanboi Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260482) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:52 PM Author: swollen parlour that's actually a pretty expensive area - those loft spaces in the pearl district are coveted.
this guy 100% has rich parents who are supporting his hipster ass so long as he appears to be making some kind of career effort. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:57 PM Author: hot submissive hall should i email him this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242284) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:58 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid wait for the night shift/drunks to decimate the hell out of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: blue marvelous center windowlicker He'd probably make a pretty good poster. He should have plenty of spare time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242316) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:24 PM Author: flushed godawful school I know this guy. He liked to talk in law school. Based on the things he said and how he talked, this doesn't surprise me.
Edit: He also liked wearing vests. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:23 PM Author: Crystalline adventurous bawdyhouse yarmulke Did he let on to his ambition to Roman aristocracy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242830) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:56 PM Author: flushed godawful school He liked to rant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243046) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 11:37 AM Author: effete dashing office regret Exactly how gay is this guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13247670) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:33 PM Author: Hairraiser mentally impaired library pocket flask This guy is making me rethink the one vest I own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299870) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:16 PM Author: lilac giraffe http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/
One of the writers at 160 stole it! |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: lilac giraffe "He looks exactly like you would have expected from the paragraph above, right? I honestly feel as though he’s going to come through the screen and kill me – then rape me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242790) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:50 PM Author: Cracking grizzly gas station useless brakes O-M-G.
I wouldn't hire this guy to be a barista, honestly. Everything from the photograph to the style just says "self-absorbed douche". |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:36 PM Author: comical garrison azn IMHO his website would be appealing - if he were not a lawyer.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243413) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Cracking grizzly gas station useless brakes This is 180 Glenn Lerner.
If he weren't a lawyer what? Him being a lawyer is what makes this so incredible. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:43 PM Author: comical garrison azn if i were his friend i would give some honest advice to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243497) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:47 PM Author: Cracking grizzly gas station useless brakes which explains the website, no? He looks like the type who carried a briefcase to elementary school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243554) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:45 PM Author: comical garrison azn if he's practising art law and already has a whole book of businesses then his website would not look that silly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243530) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:00 PM Author: puce new version meh, it's not that bad. i bet it fools the poors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243694) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:13 AM Author: Cracking grizzly gas station useless brakes This might appeal to similarly sheltered privileged types. Otherwise, poors are smarter than to hire this douche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246894) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:49 PM Author: puce new version how so? the profession is filled with toolbags like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243573) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:12 AM Author: Cracking grizzly gas station useless brakes When I think of most lawyers, I think of used cars salesmen, basically desperate white collar free-lance bureaucrats.
This guy OTOH... |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:47 PM Author: Shaky trust fund betcha he's been to a renaissance fair or two in his day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243559) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:19 AM Author: Crawly Location Mediation I bet if you asked him his email address he'd say something like, "Email? No such thing in the Year of Our Lord 1590." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244886) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:08 AM Author: contagious sweet tailpipe made me tinkle in my slacks. well played (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161165) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:58 PM Author: puce new version OP: how do you afford research + office + etc with those rates? how do you figure out all the civpro just starting out like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243680) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:08 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza if you limit your practice to just one or two counties, teaching yourself procedure is not that bad, douche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243773) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: fragrant milky juggernaut scourge upon the earth There are reasons to limit yourself to your home county, but procedure isn't one of them IMHO. It's not that hard to check local rules quickly for any quirks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243809) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:45 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza uh, you'd be surprised what isn't in any local rules around these parts, douche- I'm talking huge counties in major urban areas, not barney goober flyover redneck doucheland. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244584) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:11 PM Author: fragrant milky juggernaut scourge upon the earth Looks as if he's in a former (?) industrial building, which would be much cheaper than typical Class A office space.
I think he's actually making a shrewd decision on this (if nothing else). I hung my own shingle about 9 months ago with two buddies, and one of the ways we've made it work is keeping our overhead down. |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:23 PM Author: black bull headed headpube kitchen Nah brah,
He's in the Pearl District, which is like the most expensive hood in the city. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: fragrant milky juggernaut scourge upon the earth > $65 'plus expenses.' what the fuck, is he encyclopedia brown
I don't understand the amusement over "expenses." I certainly don't eat client expenses in my practice (unless they're about $5 or less). |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:52 PM Author: demanding shrine it's just the way he put it. no one is going to complain if he bills his research as passthrough or whatever, so it's stupid to mention it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244630) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:08 AM Author: flirting den son of senegal the type of clients he is aiming for would not expect research costs or any expenses billed as a passthrough, so it's pretty smart of him to mention it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244787) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: fragrant milky juggernaut scourge upon the earth I have no idea why this guy doesn't want to be paid in cash. That's the best way. Nothing makes my day more than a client stopping by with $100 bills.
I'll take credit cards in order to get paid, but I hate having the processor take a cut.
Checks are okay, but I got a bad one about a week ago. :-( |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM Author: flirting den son of senegal i think he's okay with cash, the no cash caption is just a joke and gives him an excuse to post that picture of the overflowing roman money room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254731) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:02 AM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth Stop posting this. He already responded to this and said he won't accept cash because he wants there to be a paper trail. Which is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, but you are even dumber. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254740) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:58 PM Author: Ruddy Masturbator This guy could be an IRL Don Quixote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244681) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:15 AM Author: Crawly Location Mediation Holy shit, is this flame? In any event, Portland rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244851) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:30 AM Author: at-the-ready impressive orchestra pit how was he able to afford office space right in the pearl district? that isn't very cheap, actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246548) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:49 AM Author: Exciting National Volcanic Crater i would go in with this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246630) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 4:06 AM Author: Crawly Location Mediation Imagine him in court:
"May it please the honorable magistrate of this mighty and preftigious court to hear the meager pleadings of but a young and humble barrister seeking to unwrap the riddle of justice from the tangled webs of deceit and debauchery." |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 12:09 PM Author: Crystalline adventurous bawdyhouse yarmulke 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13255432) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:26 AM Author: alcoholic big native tattoo ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161258) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:16 AM Author: Cracking grizzly gas station useless brakes The funny thing is that in 2006 everyone on this board would have been like, "go to Cornell, the debt won't be a problem once you get teh 160k associate job" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246899) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:43 AM Author: comical garrison azn he should consider cutting back on overhead ... it's not as if he would meet any client every single day. |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 11:31 AM Author: provocative dilemma dingle berry pretty funny website, I definitely think it's just IRL flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13247624) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Pink locus Is he trying to be the world's first steampunk attorney? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248015) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:34 AM Author: abusive drab hospital fanboi A small but promising niche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260573) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:49 PM Author: greedy hilarious dopamine abode What class does he play in Dragon Age? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248072) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: Frozen navy business firm macaca human female bard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248082) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:02 PM Author: cheese-eating legend hahahaha i know this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248626) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:04 PM Author: cheese-eating legend and i'm not at all surprised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248637) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:07 PM Author: Brindle Depressive Is he flaming gay? Too risk-averse or untalented to make a career as a writer? All of the above? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248661) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:11 PM Author: cheese-eating legend No, he's not gay, as far as I know. I had one class with him and he'd wear the same suit complete with vest, bowler hat, and watch fob every day.
Nice enough, if somewhat eccentric. |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:17 PM Author: Brindle Depressive Did he unknowingly step into a time machine? That would explain a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248715) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:19 PM Author: Dun charismatic mental disorder say what you want about this guy, but at least he has the balls to be different, and not a partner-cocksucking corporate fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248723) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:20 PM Author: Brindle Depressive His schtick was not the only alternative to biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248734) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:25 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza 180, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251677) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:22 PM Author: Glittery snowy heaven jewess Topical NYT article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/fashion/12CODES.html?_r=1&ref=style |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 6:04 PM Author: Histrionic Unholy Piazza "It seems the general consensus is that I ‘m a dick. But interestingly enough it has come exclusively from people who lacked the basic decency to speak to me directly despite having taken the time to scour a website that contained my phone number, email, and mailing address. But now that you’ve dragged me here to your slimy lair to discuss the website let me say that your criticisms seem to boil down to my picture and demeanor, my admissions of my inexperience, and my candidness about my fee structures.
On the first point all I can say is that I photographed myself exactly as I appear and expressed myself in the manner that I speak. I’ll freely admit it’s not a good photo but it is the best I had at the ready on my computer and I fully intend to replace it at the soonest convenient time. I suppose I’ll strive to look less creepy in the future.
I will not be dishonest about my inexperience however. An attorney can not ethically claim more experience that they have, nor even mislead the public with, for example “I’ve never lost a case” when they’ve never had a case. Lawyers in Oregon have been disciplined for naming there firms anything which even implies a specialty which they are not thoroughly experienced in. I decided honesty was the best policy, at least until I had a little more experience. The one thing I was not completely honest about is that ideally I would like to eventually specialize in intellectual property, which I studied extensively in law school, once I feel I have the expertise. You incidentally did infringe on my copyright to that dreadful picture, and fair use is a very weak defense. There is no slander issue here obviously, because it is written, but I’ve yet to read closely enough to determine if there’s libel.
Generally I’m inclined to agree with you in terms of how I present my fee structure, but what you must understand is that at the moment the website is there to give details for my half price discount to my fellow Reed alumni, to whom I’m currently sending targeted advertisements through facebook about a half price discount, many of whom already know me. Perhaps if more attorneys had the candor to just state their fees on their websites I’d have better guidance on this point.
All and all you’ve made some valid criticisms, but mostly you just resorted to ad hominem attacks. I’ve not been so ill treated since middle school. I urge you to grow up, and stop attacking anyone who dares to have a personality.
Yours, Benjamin Kaplon-Olson"
from http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/ |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 6:06 PM Author: Magenta dog poop field there's a difference between being "dishonest" about inexperienced, and not talking about inexperience at all. he seems to think that he's just got to say somethin', when it would be much, much better to say nothing at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13250288) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: electric love of her life Well it's fun to be famous so I'd like to thank you all for that. Moving on to some of the points you picked up on:
My Picture- I agree, not the most attractive fellow. But that's just what some of us have to live with. Perhaps I'll omit pictures of myself in the future, but the website seemed rather too barren without it. In any case I've limited photos of myself on my computer at the moment and will rectify the situation as soon as possible. But it won't be much different because that is my face and trademark outfit.
My Prose- My style is often unusual but it is deliberately so, as I'd like to attract clients who will be good matches for me and that's just how I prefer to speak. I'd ultimately like to focus my practice on copyrights and trademarks, and so felt I might appeal to the more artistic crowd, who at the very least would be less put off than by a typical bland as fuck website dwelling on combined years of experience, commitment to service and the several other required selling points.
I'm well aware that one does not generally use the "I've" contraction when the "have" is not an auxiliary verb, but it is idiom not rule, and I find it more elegant.
My Fee- My fee is roughly the average for a lawyer in solo practice in Portland with less than a year of experience, as best I can gather from the Oregon Bar's published statistics. Really my only sin on this point is coming right out and giving people a clue what my services will cost them, something few lawyers dare. As for the perils of flexible fees there will always be a written fee agreement, and the flexibility will likely stop once I'm a bit more experienced. I don't want cash payments because trust accounting rules are strictly enforced and I'd like to have a paper trail. I'll be accepting credit cards soon.
Inexperience- Yes, I am inexperienced and I tried to come up with a way to not announce this on the front page of my website. But look at a few law firm websites and you'll realize that they all trumpet experience. I decided to just confront the elephant in the room so I could spin it to some slight advantage.
Renaissance Lawyer- Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me. Should the situation prove untenable, I can always specialize. But my suspicion is that it's a lot easier for a generalist to become a specialist than for a specialist suddenly start a general practice.
Me Being Rich- Nope. Scholarships and insane loans. My Pearl District office is a space-sharing arrangement, in a low rent building where the Pearl district meets the bad side of Burnside.
Generally speaking the website was a partly tongue-in-cheek effort to remind all my old college friends and other relations in the area that I'm now a lawyer, and would love their business.Frankly I'm surprised any of you came upon it. Naturally I'll develop a more mainstream one once I can make the usual required statements about experience. If I have to.
Having your personality semi-anonymously lampooned all day is not as much fun as you might think, but it's good to know what people are actually thinking. I rather liked the bit about defending jousting lance manufacturers. Now lets see what sort of websites you all have.
Yours, Benjamin Kaplon-Olson |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:50 PM Author: Galvanic shivering stead this thread just jumped up a notch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251484) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: Racy half-breed dude, you are getting a lot of shit on this site, but I congratulate you - you've clearly thought a lot about your practice and I think you will catch on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251491) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed Ultramarine People Who Are Hurt Gaming Laptop All kidding aside, how has business been for you? I find it pretty interesting when people start their own business from scratch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251496) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: shimmering rigpig I would like to know as well, but considering his practice began just last month, I have a feeling things have yet to pick up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251546) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:54 PM Author: Dun charismatic mental disorder I, for one, support you. In a profession loaded with douchebags, it's refreshing to see someone earnestly try to bring a little civility back to law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251508) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:59 PM Author: shimmering rigpig You sound like an alright guy to me.
Sure, you have your eccentricities, but we all do, and I for one appreciate your genuineness and originality. That said, I think there's a line to be drawn between "being you" and being smart about the way you present your law practice. Clean up the page and don't be such a low-hanging fruit for criticism on sites like this. |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: Sable striped hyena tl; dnr
Seriously dood, don't take the people here or at life@160 too seriously. Plenty of recent grads wish they had the nuts to do this and plenty others think it's cool that you're giving it a go. Don't worry about what us Internet anons have to say about it.
Oh and good luck. |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Nubile vibrant base I support this post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251707) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:43 PM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth "I don't want cash payments because trust accounting rules are strictly enforced and I'd like to have a paper trail. I'll be accepting credit cards soon."
Have you never heard of a receipt you creepy fuck? |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:53 PM Author: saffron geriatric public bath You sound nuts but pretty decent. It is probably best to observe this board but not engage in it. Some of the trolls here can get pretty riled up about innocuous comments. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 1:18 AM Author: Nighttime principal's office I implore you, sir, why not simply accept an offer of employment with the gentlemen at DLA Piper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13253677) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 5:07 PM Author: sticky fuchsia corner dla piper numba one in tudor england (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257498) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 12:06 PM Author: Crystalline adventurous bawdyhouse yarmulke "Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:13 AM Author: spruce karate well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261404) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 11:33 PM Author: stimulating hairless menage Good start but needs a LOT of work. Also you should show an internet fax number so clients can fax you documents which are then emailed to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13268265) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 11:38 PM Author: abusive drab hospital fanboi Seems like a decent dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13268296) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:51 PM Author: Hairraiser mentally impaired library pocket flask In the spirit of "it's good to know what people are actually thinking," I'll just point out that most people find "unusual but...deliberately so" annoying (i.e, contrived, pretentious).
That said, you seem to be responding relatively well, although the copyright claim regarding criticism of your photo is a loser. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:42 PM Author: Pink locus Slimy Lair should really be the official title of the law board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257389) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: Floppy telephone he's referencing xoxo on his site, now.
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/News/News.html |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: Galvanic shivering stead calling people assholes on his website, nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251494) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: shimmering rigpig grammatical errors and dangling modifiers abound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251538) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:08 PM Author: electric love of her life It is a bit much. I'll change it to "critics." One of the problems with a solo practice is there's nobody to tell you not to do things when your upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251577) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Floppy telephone 1!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251585) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: Titillating apoplectic laser beams rate me as a poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251592) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:56 AM Author: Exciting National Volcanic Crater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261056) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: Dun charismatic mental disorder PROTIP: In the legal world, the "any news is good news" maxim does not apply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251595) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: 180 gay gay wizard DOOD holy shit.
i respect your individualism, uniqueness, and c, but seriously unless you've got all sorts of friends/family willing to hook you up with clients, in spite of your website, this seems like a terrible way to market a solo practice
i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:57 PM Author: Hairraiser mentally impaired library pocket flask "i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith"
180 and seconded.
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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: obsidian nursing home lettuce 180.
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Trip Sandwich A word of advice: take that post off your website. (1) You garnered a generally positive response to your initial post on here, and you don't want to draw the ire of one of the bipolar contributors, (2) you probably don't want to increase the google footprint your association with this website is going to leave. Seriously, take it down now man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251757) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Dun charismatic mental disorder how the fuck do you go to Cooley? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251769) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Trip Sandwich Affirmative action. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251785) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: Dun charismatic mental disorder It was supposed to be a compliment. You've got to be the smartest guy there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251792) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:45 PM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth Yeah, he knows. He got stuck at Cooley because all the spooks with lower scores than he had took his spot at better schools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251806) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:46 PM Author: Trip Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251815) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:49 PM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth And you couldn't get into MSU? If you are from MI, even Cooley on a large scholarship wouldn't be that much less than MSU. MSU is not very competitive. Did all the spooks with lower scores take your spot at MSU? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251829) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:53 PM Author: Trip Sandwich
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth But isn't MSU in the same exact town? Why wouldn't you apply to both, even if you were just limiting yourself to schools in that town? I support your mindlessness about the situation though. I think things would be much better in law if we didn't have all these faggots mapping out their lives for the perfect law career since they were 15. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251867) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: Trip Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251912) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:45 PM Author: Trip Sandwich Just fucking around, thanks man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251808) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:33 AM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth Now he just has a woman reading a newspaper, a "rudimentary form of blog" The xoxo link was better for his practice than that horrendous fucking joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260564) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: elite chapel Leave this man alone.
Who here doesn't aspire to be a Roman aristocrat? |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:33 PM Author: demanding shrine clodius, for one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251727) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 1:18 AM Author: Nighttime principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13253676) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:39 AM Author: Aromatic Idiot This thread motherfucking delivered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254356) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 6:24 AM Author: arousing mahogany legal warrant he forgot to mention when he completed kindergarten (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254459) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 6:33 AM Author: Crawly Location Mediation The "artist's rendering" of his office decorating scheme is hilarious and disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254460) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:35 AM Author: aphrodisiac clown .... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254540) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:37 AM Author: effete dashing office regret You received your law schooling at farthest Cornell? I've great respect for noble Ezra's institution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254542) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:38 AM Author: excitant box office i think he needs to really focus on one practice area and read absolutely voraciously about the relevant caselaw and procedures in that area. such as immigration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254545) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:42 AM Author: effete dashing office regret He also needs to accept cash and walk-ins. He should probably also abandon any thought that his solo law practice will resemble the gentlemanly intellectual life portrayed in Dickens novels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254548) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:48 AM Author: aphrodisiac clown I speak from experience when I say nothing good comes from walkins in real life. Limiting your practice to "by appointment only" and have a paralegal screen people before they see you so you know what to say before you meet them is not a bad way to do things even for a solo. Many if not most new solos today do the virtual office thing anyway so they cant do walkins. But this probably depends on location more than anything. Portland isnt NY so he may need to be more hands on. He should probably give it a go both ways.
Truth is most small firms reject more cases than they accept, especially in PI. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM Author: flirting den son of senegal I think he will accept cash. I think that "please don't pay in cash" caption is just a joke to give him an excuse to post the pic of the roman office overflowing with money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254728) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:32 AM Author: Nubile vibrant base lol, no. read above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254806) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:34 AM Author: indigo ape Lunacy is often confused with genius.
I commend you good sir. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:08 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Peach Forum Hominid And now we've torn down the dreams of yet another aspiring douchebag.
Bravo xoxo. Just bravo. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:13 AM Author: Passionate offensive ladyboy KKKlassic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254771) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:33 AM Author: Nubile vibrant base WHY DO YOU HAVE THE NAME OF THAT GUY THAT UPLOADS TORRENTS. TELL ME NOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254808) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:27 PM Author: umber awkward genital piercing jap I agree it is poor form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257293) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:06 PM Author: smoky travel guidebook He should move his practice to Williamsburg, he'd be rich by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257109) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:11 PM Author: indigo ape No joke.
You might be on to something there.
Might try corner the hipster market in a few years. |
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Date: November 25th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Disturbing address that's actually a really good idea. williamsburg is pretty much a toned-down version of inner portland, except that kids there have money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13368087) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:15 PM Author: Dun charismatic mental disorder he changed his pic, it looks worse.
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/About%20Myself.html
BKO, if you're reading this man..stop using unflattering webcam shots on your own fucking website. You are a total n00b man, and you've got to market yourself better. You think potential clients are going to want you as their lawyer when they see such a bad picture of you on your wesbite? It's bad signaling. Go to a professional studio, get a portrait done for like $50 bucks. It will pay for itself in the long run. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:29 PM Author: umber awkward genital piercing jap Yes this smirk is powerfully bad dood. And I think you're a good dood but please stop short of shooting yourself in the feets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257307) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:30 PM Author: Nubile vibrant base Much worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257314) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 5:39 PM Author: curious keepsake machete church building with that pic he should also include a link to NAMBLA.
I think the NAMBLA connection basically gives him an auto-in in Portland. plus the namble doods can relate to that mustache and the fact that Benjamin looks like he is balding. Poor guy will soon be a bald and even more unattractive failure if he doesn't find a niche quick. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: Crawly Location Mediation Don't be such a jerk. I'd edit that before he sues your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258384) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:56 PM Author: curious keepsake machete church building lol, wut? my opinion is that he has a child molester mustache and the pic seems to show him balding.
what's the issue? |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:31 AM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth Took out the phrase "farthest Cornell" too. Fucking pussy. He knew how gay that sounded when he wrote it. He shouldn't have taken it down just because we ripped on him for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260550) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 4:33 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender You are supposed to listen to constructive criticism, although your point has merit. Perhaps he should travel to middling Chicago and sip tea and fornicate with tokyo rose. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:32 PM Author: Cracking grizzly gas station useless brakes Hey dude, sorry for the harsh words earlier. The real world sucks, doesn't it? Anyways, it would be a good idea to get a more professional site, and throw in some self-deferential humor into that site to make it clear that it's a parody site. Good luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258405) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:42 PM Author: rough-skinned toilet seat indian lodge "because neither the executive nor the legislative branch has authority here, we hold that the judicial branch must defer to itself."
seriously, am i dumb or is self-deferential not a real thing? |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:36 AM Author: abusive drab hospital fanboi I don't recommend it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260586) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:36 PM Author: stirring jet-lagged blood rage death wish When will you putting "As Seen on Auto Admit" on the web site? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258425) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza the mark of quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13259924) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:59 PM Author: Cordovan Zombie-like Mad Cow Disease Police Squad after all, that's what lying cunt Brittan Heller and plagiarist faggot Nathaniel Gleicher did...in their FUCKING WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!1
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:BrittanHeller.JPG |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:08 AM Author: swollen parlour purely embarrassing. guy is sadly naive if he thinks a hipsterfied 'personality' website is going to do anything but harm him. he clearly likes the idea and image of being some kind of seasoned solo in the godawfully smug little hipster enclave of the pearl, but he doesn't seem to have the first fucking clue about building a practice and learning the trade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260380) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:18 AM Author: Bateful jew Liked it better the old way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260850) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:22 AM Author: Avocado theatre All the criticism of this guy on this thread proves how lame and douchie most law students and lawyers are. This guy is cool as shit, smart, creative, and funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260870) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 9:35 AM Author: Magical hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13262069) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:00 AM Author: Slap-happy home Speaking seriously, am I the only one who finds his repeated use of "can not" instead of "cannot" on the first page to be jarring to read? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261069) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:06 AM Author: incel boltzmann why would anyone want a lawyer who insists on being some sort of 18th century intellectual? Do i really want this guy writing up my will? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261110) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:47 AM Author: Trip Sandwich Have you ever talked to a professional artist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261310) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:27 PM Author: balding embarrassed to the bone immigrant i'd want him to draft my will using parchment and a quill pen, hell yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359872) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:36 AM Author: out-of-control sound barrier resort my 2 cents for ben: definitely list practice groups on your site. specifically mention that you want to do copyright/TM/general contract drafting type stuff. you want your name to come up when people google for those types of services. right now from your website you appear to be some type of fledgling generalist litigator. and i think its safe to say that someone looking for a solo practice litigator, i.e. someone with an genuine urgent legal problem with a limited budget, is not going to waste time/money taking a chance with an apparent joker like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261491) |
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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:50 PM Author: insane casino selfie The faggot did his entire website as photos so Google will not be able to index it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202617) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 9:51 AM Author: bespoke nudist kitty cat milk Subject: toasting an epic bread i loathe hipsters and would probably dislike this dood irl, but i support him. he's got heart, and i respect doods who keep it real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13262129) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:46 PM Author: Trip Sandwich It appears he took some of the criticism constructively. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299504) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:51 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender yes he did this would have been a 30 post thread if that is what he had to begin with |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:01 PM Author: Trip Sandwich In retrospect, I feel kind of scummy about the general reaction. If nothing else, the guy tried something original; he's not marketing to law students or firms, but to clients. It certainly wasn't something I'd do, and there definitely were a few errors in judgment, but if his intent truly was to attract individuals from the art community, I don't think he was hurting himself nearly as much as some of the hyperbole in this thread would imply.
Guy, if you're reading this, you deserve a nod for trying something new. People, including myself, are critical douches. |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:18 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender Nah. He deserves a nod for actually changing his site based upon some of the criticism. It needed to be changed. Now it is 'different' but probably just fine considering who he is targeting. |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:22 AM Author: vermilion idea he suggested cuck if an artist needs a lawyer, he doesn't have the luxury of money to waste on guys like Kaplan Olson.
He hasn't taken any of the criticism constructively at all. The website is as ridiculous as ever. Good luck to the kid, if this works for him I'll out myself. |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:02 PM Author: sexy stage This douche has the nerve to charge $130 per hour? Who the fuck does he think he is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299613) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:16 PM Author: abusive drab hospital fanboi He's moving on up.
"...my standard rate is $140 an hour plus expenses."
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Fees.html |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:04 PM Author: sexy stage My favorite: " I went to law school to help other, not to collect a big paycheck, [but I charge $130 and hour + expenses]". This is killself material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299626) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:08 PM Author: Trip Sandwich Total Cornell Tuition: 1L - $67,250 2L - $67,250 3L - $66,350 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299661) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:26 PM Author: sexy stage Point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299819) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:19 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender $130 an hour is not that much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299755) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:26 PM Author: sexy stage STFU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299822) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: frum startled lay sex offender Exactly how many hrs do you think he is going to bill? How much do other solos charge in his area? Suck it. |
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Date: November 25th, 2009 8:56 PM Author: Disturbing address cr
the only solo i know in portland charges $210/hr. 130 ain't shit |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 4:23 PM Author: Gold pit really tough guy It is if you don't know what in the fuck you're doing and basically admits he doesn't know what he's doing on his website (though he also says he won't bill people for his learning time either, so I have no idea how he's going to bill anyone). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300330) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:17 PM Author: abusive drab hospital fanboi "$130 an hour is not that much"
What about $140?!
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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:05 PM Author: sickened friendly grandma farthest new haven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359675) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: balding embarrassed to the bone immigrant The Rock: Your wish is my command (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13530255) |
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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: orchid lodge unbelievably great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13544380) |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:25 AM Author: light twisted gunner water buffalo good luck to the dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680442) |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:30 AM Author: voyeur "Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but I’ve not yet learned to discriminate against any area of law."
Business 101: always act like you know what you're doing. He fails it so hard on this. |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:35 AM Author: chartreuse talented ticket booth http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson/9701690#/profile.php?v=wall&id=9701690
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:54 AM Author: effete dashing office regret How cliche to have yet another feast of Lord Saturn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680562) |
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Date: March 30th, 2010 12:03 AM Author: mauve marketing idea party of the first part I have two friends in common with this dood...def going to have to get the scoop from them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14543627) |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 2:06 PM Author: opaque hissy fit Now see here, you young ruffians may prefer this new breed of brash, rough-and-tumble barrister that seems now to have sprung up out of every ditch and sewer grate in the city, and such is your right. But when a dispute recently arose between myself and one of my competitors in the whaling endeavor, I sought out a cultivated man, a man of letters, and I found such a man in one Mr. Kaplon-Olson. It mattered not that Mr. Kaplon-Olson often needed hours or days to study what a more experienced attorney would already know, for when he did finish the complaint it was written in the finest prose. It mattered not that he was not well-versed in this newfangled electronical filing system, for when he strode into the courtroom in his top-hat and pince-nez glasses, his pocket watch perfectly shined, his waistcoat perfectly tailored, and handed in his motions, drafted in perfected script, the judge could only marvel at the dignity with which this young man carried himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13681706) |
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Date: March 30th, 2010 12:07 AM Author: mauve marketing idea party of the first part underrated post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14543656) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:30 AM Author: Copper Candlestick Maker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556618) |
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Date: April 1st, 2010 12:06 PM Author: Frisky toaster 180180180180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14568190) |
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Date: September 20th, 2010 8:20 PM Author: Tantric Drunken Associate this man should be writing for a living (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16097047) |
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Date: September 20th, 2010 8:22 PM Author: pale old irish cottage potus wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16097064) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2010 2:41 PM Author: Tantric Drunken Associate "and such is your right" was the highlight here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16113833) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:38 AM Author: alcoholic big native tattoo ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161307) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 6:39 PM Author: Brindle Depressive so well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16166299) |
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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:35 AM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza wonder how dood is making out..... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176945) |
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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: patrolman models + bottles OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176962) |
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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:40 AM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza or given that its' Portland, lots of coffee & weed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176968) |
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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:49 AM Author: Lake goyim Thanks for posting this. I missed it in November. So great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14177019) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:10 PM Author: Slimy impertinent hunting ground very well I do trust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541374) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:12 PM Author: vermilion idea he suggested cuck jesus christ, it's as bad as it's ever been. The guy hasn't...improved it at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541398) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:14 PM Author: crimson twinkling uncleanness Is it me or does he look older than a 25/26 year old? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541420) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: cobalt dysfunction If it works, it works. Wonder how he is doing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541550) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:31 PM Author: slate multi-billionaire It looks like he reeled in his "About Me" page a little bit (it no longer says "farthest Cornell," nor does it trumpet his status as a "renaissance lawyer") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541613) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:36 PM Author: Copper Candlestick Maker true. very sad
twas darnell |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:33 PM Author: sickened friendly grandma why no discounts to cornell alumni? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541638) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 7:39 AM Author: Insecure personal credit line "Pretentious" is an understatement. Nice mustache. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556580) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:46 AM Author: Floppy telephone anyone with a degree in "classics" from Reed is probably pretty insufferable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556637) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 10:21 AM Author: demanding shrine i know a great guy with a reed classics degree. he's definitely a 'reed' type (left wing, organic coffee, long distance running,) but he's also really nice.
i think the problem with this dude is more the cornell law degree |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 10:12 PM Author: vermilion idea he suggested cuck does he make solid eye contact? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14563159) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:58 AM Author: dead french chef elastic band This thread is freaking hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556664) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 9:16 AM Author: Brindle Depressive I see that he has narrowed his focus to IP and publishing. It was better when he sought to dabble in every area of the law. You could just imagine a workers comp claimant going in to see the Renaissance Man and the awkward conversation that would follow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556689) |
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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:42 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza "Nevertheless I’m willing to consider undertaking matters in almost any area of law.Too narrow a focus leads to too narrow a mind.".....i.e., the reality that he needs to take anything that walks through the door has set in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014166) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:45 PM Author: greedy hilarious dopamine abode http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Law%20Office.html
1 fucking 80. |
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Date: April 1st, 2010 5:52 AM Author: learning disabled philosopher-king is he 'newly minted' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14567036) |
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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:43 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza listing his graduations and admittances when a wet pup was a bad move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014183) |
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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:42 PM Author: Unhinged irate longest running thread ever on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014170) |
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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:02 PM Author: its been updated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202271) |
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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:21 PM Author: Lemon Puppy Athletic Conference Why did he take his picture down?!? :( LULZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202388) |
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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:03 PM Author: insanely creepy boiling water beats other options:
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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:11 PM Author: Insecure personal credit line he took his picture down? lame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15214491) |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: Amethyst vigorous partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15475896) |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:35 PM Author: deranged deer antler LULZ: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=213295794235&ref=mf
Someone should interview him for an XOXO exclusive... haha
EDIT: Someone already found this... :( Anyone try calling him? ---
The feast of Lord Saturn, mother of all winterfests, will be served this Wednesday at the house of Benjamin Kaplon-Olson (4247 se Schiller, Portland, OR 97206). The Saturnalia celebrates the lost Saturnian age, when Lord Saturn, father of the Olympian Gods, was overthrown by his son Jupiter and came down to rule over the mortal realms in a utopic Golden Age of equality and plenty. The day is therefore marked by overthrow of the social order, general excess, and nostalgia for things past. Revelries will start with a cocktail hour at 6:30 pm during which guests so inclined may give musical performances. This will be followed by an ode to Saturn at 7:45. The Feast of Plenty shall be served at 8pm, followed by the dessert procession at 9:30. From 10pm there will be a symposium where guests so inclined may deliver speeches on the nature of Utopia and much wine shall be imbibed. To represent the upturning of the social order guests are encouraged to dress outlandishly and titles of nobility will be issued at random upon arrival. Guests are encouraged to bring their own guests but please call ahead (971-222-7176) so feast size can be adjusted accordingly. |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: 180 gay gay wizard "maaa you and dad remember i've got my saturnalia tonight right?"
"of course sweetie, but you know your dad is going to be having his poker game with his friends from work in the kitchen, right?"
"but maa we're supposed to have musical tributes and libations in the living room"
"well you know your dad has had this planned for a while. besides, i think it would be a great networking opportunity for you, sweetie. did you read that newspaper clipping aunt carol gave you about networking? it says it's all about talking to new people. you know, a lot of your dad's friends might know people who could help you find work"
"maa please just ask dad if he can do poker somewhere else, the saturnalia is REALLY important OK?"
"sweetheart, that's not fair to your dad. you know that when we talked about you moving back in we all decided that we would treat each other like adults, right? well your dad has had a rough week at work so i think we shouldn't say anything about this and just let him have some fun. you and your friends can have your party in the backyard"
"..."
"did you want me to make some of the mac and cheese bites for your friends?"
"yess ok"
"how much should i make? do you know how many people are coming?"
"well right now it's david and simon, but a lot more people are going to come. i sent out a facebook invitation last week"
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Date: September 26th, 2010 10:16 PM Author: mauve marketing idea party of the first part underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16151274) |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:36 PM Author: Confused Kan't tell if he's a KONSPIRATOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15476381) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:52 PM Author: Mint antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16819754) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:44 PM Author: I fucked a chick from Portland. T14 fuck of my life.
Anyway, that cornell guy is a fag. exactly y i'd never go to cornell. he even bought the LLM scam. |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 5:08 PM Author: maniacal pungent tank "about myself"
i thought one of the main selling points for classics departments is that their graduates are grammar master men.
flame? |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:25 PM Author: black bull headed headpube kitchen Shit's hot. So hot I replied to a year plus old post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824047) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:31 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy he's still going a year later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824127) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 10:46 PM Author: his site no longer exists... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879236) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM Author: know-it-all organic girlfriend Poor dude probably had to throw in the towel.
I always thought it was pretty despicable how people treated him ITT. Dude definitely had a different style, but he had balls to go out there and try to do shit on his own. |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:17 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy in all seriousness titcr. To his credit he tried to make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879555) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:25 PM Author: aphrodisiac clown Better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at all, but alas that's a horrible perversion of a lovely Tennyson poem, and only a Retardacon who cant grasp opportunity cost can really think that to be the case. A better way to look at it is to say "another year older and deeper in debt." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879623) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:29 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy In all likelihood he would have done jack shit if he didn't try to go solo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879656) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy it was there a week ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879500) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 10:09 AM Author: flesh Subject: The requested URL is now but a memory soon to be forgotten. http://www.kaplon-olson.com/404.shtml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881590) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:02 PM Author: Erotic sadistic plaza It would appear he's given up the practice of law and is concentrating on a more cerebral endeavor:
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/neareastnomad.com/About%20Me.html |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:09 PM Author: Flickering indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879512) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:32 PM Author: Glittery snowy heaven jewess This must be run by some friend of his.
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/neareastnomad.com/Contact.html |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 11:03 AM Author: Cordovan Zombie-like Mad Cow Disease Police Squad could be worse...check out Naked Happy Girl BLS Adriana Dominguez site...
http://www.dominguezlawoffice.com |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 11:07 AM Author: weed whacker stock car I wonder if this guy knows he's popular here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881882) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:51 PM Author: Brindle Depressive When I see updates to this thread, I keep expecting it to be that someone discovered his law practice has closed its doors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883445) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:54 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Hairy Legs Doctorate uh - did you not read the last 25 posts itt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883472) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:01 PM Author: Brindle Depressive No, actually, I didn't. But now that I have, I don't see anything definitive that tells me Kaplon-Olson has shuttered his practice. His laughable web site is gone, but that may have been a strategic decision to grow his practice for all we know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883515) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:03 PM Author: Brindle Depressive But by the way, he's coming off the Winter Solstice, according to his Facebook page.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson/9701690#!/profile.php?id=9701690&v=wall |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:02 PM Author: cuckoldry I was just thinking of this the other day. Ty for bumping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883521) |
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Date: March 25th, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Confused Hope he's doing well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17606815) |
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Date: March 25th, 2011 11:29 PM Author: opaque hissy fit Would have made great fodder for Portlandia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17606827) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2011 10:24 PM Author: Trip Sandwich Why the fuck would you put your phone number on that site? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17673562) |
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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: garnet um. so potential clients can call you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17768013) |
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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:33 PM Author: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17767966) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 4:22 PM Author: Sable striped hyena So does this dude still practice law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17851234) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:42 AM Author: his practice has faded into the digi-gossamer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888751) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 12:05 PM Author: Kink-friendly Coldplay Fan Trump Supporter sans one ado more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17889043) |
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Date: May 29th, 2011 5:29 PM Author: Sable striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18115015) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:45 AM Author: ivory goal in life national security agency Whoa, did xoxo destroy his career? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888760) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:54 AM Author: Jade nibblets cruise ship yep, it was clearly xoxo that destroyed his career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888785) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:51 PM Author: salmon wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337863) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:41 PM Author: bat shit crazy Greetings gentle visitor. I am no great believer in personal websites. However having recently decided to delete my facebook account, I hit upon the dilemma that there may be some friend or well wisher out there in the far reaches of the digi-gossamer who was relying upon said account to keep my contact information safe for them. Have no fear good acquaintance, for I have hastily erected this website to sate that very need.
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Welcome.html |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 10:03 PM Author: tan MADE ON A MAC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18338011) |
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Date: September 11th, 2011 8:56 AM Author: Sable striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18948686) |
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Date: May 29th, 2011 5:41 PM Author: underhanded skinny woman so sad i missed this the first time around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18115101) |
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Date: May 30th, 2011 11:46 AM Author: fluffy cumskin **********************wgwag4life274 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18120544) |
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Date: May 30th, 2011 11:46 AM Author: fluffy cumskin ************************wgwag4life300 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18120545) |
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Date: May 31st, 2011 11:24 AM Author: fluffy cumskin **********AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs******************** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18131623) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:45 PM Author: wine talking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337800) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:47 PM Author: electric furnace holy shit i forgot this thread
tyft |
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Date: September 11th, 2011 11:59 AM Author: ivory goal in life national security agency Even though XOXO made fun of this guy, the man had some fucking huevos. Some of the aspies on this board are too scared to talk to a chick, and this guy went balls deep into trying to make it happen. Sucks to see that it did not work out, but at least he tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18949399) |
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Date: October 4th, 2011 12:54 AM Author: yellow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19098240) |
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Date: October 4th, 2011 9:56 AM Author: mauve marketing idea party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19099056) |
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Date: November 4th, 2011 1:50 AM Author: i demand an update forthwith (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19296985) |