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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:49 PM Author: Provocative Box Office Laser Beams http://www.kaplon-olson.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240324) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:54 PM Author: Maniacal theater giraffe Holy Fucking Shit. The hanging of the shingle is the least interesting or faggy part about this....
Required reading:
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/About%20Myself.html |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:55 PM Author: Curious School Cafeteria Preventive Strike this is pure portland though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240374) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:58 PM Author: Maniacal theater giraffe What? Explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240391) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:30 PM Author: Curious School Cafeteria Preventive Strike Renaissanceness/flamingness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240515) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:34 PM Author: Maniacal theater giraffe So, if I visit Portland it will be filled with fruits with clark gable esq mustaches dreaming of being a Roman Noble and writing horrible prose on their business websites? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240526) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:36 PM Author: Curious School Cafeteria Preventive Strike certainly a better chance there than most any other city in the country. chapel hill and austin are also up there.
i did lol at clark gable esq |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:50 AM Author: Lilac nubile public bath useless brakes shall we? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246634) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:52 PM Author: ultramarine vivacious patrolman piazza lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299552) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:00 PM Author: adulterous fragrant electric furnace 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531302) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: Supple mad cow disease Is this crap typical in pac ten country? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240516) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:18 PM Author: brass exhilarant site Right down to the hyphenated last name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299752) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM Author: Cyan Charismatic Athletic Conference Wagecucks cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531328) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM Author: Primrose Wonderful Church No, it's pure Reed, not Portland! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531345) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:56 PM Author: Sickened salmon ceo meetinghouse seems like your typical crazy ass reed graduate / portland resident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240379) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:21 PM Author: vigorous cordovan knife tanning salon "took my law schooling off at farthest Cornell"
This has to be flame |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:33 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy I almost stopped reading to comment on that phrase, too, but I continued reading. The whole site is painfully douche. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:14 PM Author: gay forum chad i paused and reread the sentence because i thought i was mistaken. the guy couldn't be using "farthest Cornell" in that way, but but i was wrong. i bet this guy refers to his mom as "mummy dearest" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241957) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:09 PM Author: concupiscible awkward stead I have never heard this before. What does it mean?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248679) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:32 PM Author: floppy step-uncle's house Might as well make your whole page an image. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240765) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:31 PM Author: Vermilion aromatic shitlib office No, sir, THIS is pure 180: "While the world is filled with attorneys who trumpet their specialization in some particular area of law, I prefer to take a more holistic approach to the legal interests of my clients, and strive to be a true Renaissance lawyer." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243349) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:23 PM Author: brass exhilarant site BIGLARPLAW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299791) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:55 PM Author: irate gaping new version Practice Areas:
Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but I’ve not yet learned to discriminate against any area of law. While the world is filled with attorneys who trumpet their specialization in some particular area of law, I prefer to take a more holistic approach to the legal interests of my clients, and strive to be a true Renaissance lawyer. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:02 PM Author: Big gas station affirmative action best in BIGRENAISSANCELAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240413) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 1:23 AM Author: Gaped stimulating orchestra pit regret *sues jousting lance manufacturers* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13245570) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:01 AM Author: Vermilion aromatic shitlib office defends Merlin from child molestation charges (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246812) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:33 PM Author: floppy step-uncle's house And he will get his ass kicked repeatedly by specialists. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240776) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: amber associate seriously. that's not going to be his position forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242276) |
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Date: September 20th, 2010 4:11 PM Author: swashbuckling abusive business firm filthpig http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Practice%20Areas.html
well done |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:09 PM Author: Mewling violent genital piercing Ouch. Good luck to him -- at least he's making an effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240438) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:28 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive Is that what we call it these days...an effort? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240510) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:08 AM Author: carmine center antidepressant drug lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246816) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:13 AM Author: mahogany locus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161185) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Twisted roast beef state oh hai benjamin! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240532) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:44 PM Author: irate gaping new version haha, I think you're right: the OP has not been back with any comments and this title frames the guy in pretty good light.
Sup K-O? |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:27 AM Author: lascivious greedy stage voyeur Sounds very interesting. I would follow his lead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254347) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 6:40 AM Author: lascivious greedy stage voyeur Perhaps, he becomes liberal like William Kunster. See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kunstler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261840) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: Beady-eyed Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359641) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:21 PM Author: honey-headed marvelous nowag who gives a fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883234) |
Date: November 11th, 2009 1:58 PM Author: Twinkling histrionic incel spot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240392) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: offensive theatre place of business lol at his "fees". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240400) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:31 PM Author: Dark Faggotry Yo jagged should he be charging more or less?
I couldn't imagine paying this clown a dime but they do seem pretty arbitrary. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:00 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy You don't advertise to the world that you are really willing to work for $65 an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241339) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:03 PM Author: Dark Faggotry But that's only for his fellow Reed brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241362) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:06 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy hark, but this i've only just come to know. Thank you fine friend and rest assured 'twas not in vain your clarification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241399) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: bonkers immigrant lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242480) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:14 AM Author: burgundy zombie-like sound barrier hairy legs 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244836) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: know-it-all lemon therapy partner 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251414) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: offensive theatre place of business that's insane money for a guy with no experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242258) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:36 AM Author: Comical Goyim stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246577) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:30 AM Author: spruce racy bbw kitchen ??
it is.
you won't make that much if/when you get a 1st year biglaw job. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:00 PM Author: peach turdskin hell flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240402) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:00 PM Author: Twinkling histrionic incel spot I hope that poor bastard has some rich parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240408) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: Boyish Hospital Double Fault well, he at least has a "rich" mustache (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240506) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:02 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive "Here we’ve the home of all newsworthy matters which touch or concern my legal practice."
It's conspicuously blank. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:41 PM Author: garnet lay gunner Sounds like he's just implying that he practices real estate law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240835) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:02 AM Author: Vermilion aromatic shitlib office or rape defense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246813) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:09 PM Author: Olive High-end Menage wow. that website is terrible
this kind of thing makes me realize how many douches I'm going to encounter over the next 30 years while I'm practicing |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:12 PM Author: Olive High-end Menage someone needs to email this thread to him once the site had been thoroughly flamed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240453) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:40 PM Author: Cheese-eating shaky boiling water tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240556) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:25 PM Author: Glassy sweet tailpipe OP posts this thread with a punctuation moniker, then vanishes...benny = OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242044) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:13 PM Author: Titillating ungodly juggernaut I'm shocked he didn't get hired somewhere, shocked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240455) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:14 PM Author: yellow theater stage mental disorder ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240457) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: Heady field i thought i was the only one who noticed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242277) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: Boyish Hospital Double Fault that whole website is awesome, from a schadenfreude perspective. would be a 180 billion if flame, but sadly i think it is genuine, and thus just pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240503) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive "Above, an artists rendering approximating my long term office decorating scheme."
This HAS to be fucking flame. It's dated 1870.
He thinks he's Dorian Grey or some shit. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:16 PM Author: Twinkling histrionic incel spot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241023) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:33 PM Author: saffron bipolar space "If I’ve no experience with the type of matter I will generally discount my fee."
What a gentleman. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Twisted roast beef state i hate the way this assclown uses "'ve" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240529) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:16 PM Author: gay forum chad yet he's above using contractions like "i'm" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241975) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:40 PM Author: glittery den pervert awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240823) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Beta spectacular marketing idea I was just about to post this. What a sporting concession by this dapper young barrister. Hup hup! Huzzah! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248009) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:38 PM Author: Trip Disrespectful Senate Boltzmann I'd hire him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240548) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:35 PM Author: floppy step-uncle's house To do what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240790) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:26 PM Author: Glassy sweet tailpipe be cloned a bunch of times for bukkake vids with gauge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242053) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:39 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive his facebook photo is rather lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240554) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:41 PM Author: Cheese-eating shaky boiling water I wonder if he'll give me an SA position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240563) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:01 PM Author: Boyish Hospital Double Fault he'd probably pay you $10/hour just for use of your westlaw password (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240618) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:05 PM Author: Bespoke exciting fanboi cuckold 172 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240628) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Cheese-eating shaky boiling water It would probably be a pretty sweet summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242237) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:04 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren I got slightly more than that as a clerk in Midlaw some time ago in Chi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243729) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:04 PM Author: Sapphire fat ankles nursing home this has to be flame. omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240624) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:36 PM Author: Jade arrogant corner dog poop Uhhhh yes, IRL flame.
"I was enticed to the law by my desire to be a Roman aristocrat" |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:39 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive I know this is very lame of me, but I looked him up. His senior thesis at reed was on Cicero's Roman Republic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240813) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:37 PM Author: garnet lay gunner I'm lol'ing at the lousy introduction on his website. Never denigrate yourself - especially not on the front page of your friggin' web site! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240805) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:39 PM Author: garnet lay gunner Oh yeah, and LOL that he refuses cash. He should be insisting on cash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240815) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:44 PM Author: Blue irradiated property pocket flask TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241242) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:57 AM Author: diverse bat shit crazy coldplay fan pit I think the no cash thing is just a joke caption for the picture of the roman office overflowing with coins... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254726) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office Wrong. Read what he wrote below re: needing to keep a paper trail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254729) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:43 PM Author: diverse bat shit crazy coldplay fan pit This is almost certainly not flame, since almost all the facts about his practice are corroborated by the Oregon State Bar membership directory, and other background information is corroborated by simple Google searches.
He's clearly just a unique individual with a sense of humor and the ability to not take himself too seriously. He's taking the angle of being honest and jovial. It'll turn some people off, sure, but it will probably attract clients who would otherwise not come. I mean, if a novice attorney tried to pretend they were some fancy big lawyer, it would probably turn more people off. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:49 PM Author: glittery den pervert the only clients that will go to him = unsophisticated
you attract unsophisticated by pretending to be a facny big lawyer |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren reality id that the vast majority of real people, not businesses, who need a lawyer are fairly unsophisticated, douche (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251685) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: Twinkling histrionic incel spot sup Ben (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241037) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:04 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy Doesn't seem like he takes himself too seriously at all. Probably just afraid of cutting his top lip when he shaves, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241373) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:18 PM Author: Startled contagious wrinkle chances he wear sleeve garters?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sleevegarter.jpg
looks like his site was designed by marriedtothesea.com |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Appetizing canary point alpha I have a pair of those for a particularly flowing tux shirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243477) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:28 PM Author: bateful shimmering house liquid oxygen DOUCHE CHILLS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241134) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:38 PM Author: brindle razzle-dazzle range Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241209) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:47 PM Author: insanely creepy translucent elastic band "For my fellow Reed College alumni, as well as students, faculty, and staff I’m currently offering a discount rate of $65 an hour plus expenses."
SOMEONE on XOXO has to know this guy |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:58 PM Author: Startled contagious wrinkle $65 "plus expenses"
what the fuck, is he encyclopedia brown |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: bonkers immigrant 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242517) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:14 PM Author: concupiscible awkward stead *Bills you for juice and cookies* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248703) |
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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:48 PM Author: vibrant crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17768077) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:29 PM Author: brass exhilarant site LULZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299839) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:02 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive I like how he's billing unsupervised work to the tune of about $270K a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241352) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:20 AM Author: Gaped stimulating orchestra pit regret Show your work.
You won't get that number under any reasonable assumptions. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:08 PM Author: motley windowlicker ladyboy Looks like Raul Julia as Gomez Addams
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/9008-211.gif |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: motley windowlicker ladyboy Dood, if you're reading this, delete everything unrelated to the law on your site. Also delete all references to your inexperience, age, and when you graduated, etc. Otherwise, you're going to fucking starve while getting laughed at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241432) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:13 PM Author: Laughsome infuriating scourge upon the earth base What are the odds of getting disbarred if you take like a murder case as your first one without knowing shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241447) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:15 PM Author: Mewling violent genital piercing O Hai Sullivan & Cromwell attorneys! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241467) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:16 PM Author: motley windowlicker ladyboy I think your worry would be a malpractice claim, not disbarrment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241480) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:01 PM Author: bistre feces also unlikely because the fucker is going to be guilty and stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241892) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:00 PM Author: diverse bat shit crazy coldplay fan pit it's very hard to get disbarred for incompetence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241879) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:18 PM Author: Maroon trust fund parlor ESTIMATE the net worth of this dude's parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241492) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:26 PM Author: motley windowlicker ladyboy I've an inclination not to do so, although I expect they live off in farthest Portland. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241553) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: insanely creepy translucent elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242111) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:02 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive 5-10 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241896) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:02 PM Author: Adventurous tattoo Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241897) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:03 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive jealous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241899) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:05 PM Author: Adventurous tattoo LOL. The faggotry on that website is unpossible to create jealousy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241907) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:11 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive you SAY this, but wouldn't you like to be so oblivious to your social awkwardness that conventional social constraints have absolutely no bearing on your behavior? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241943) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:57 PM Author: Cheese-eating shaky boiling water I'll admit I'm sort of jealous. If this dude can actually turn a profit doing what he's doing, then fuckin A man, he's living the dream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242281) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:10 PM Author: godawful milky legend jap Perhaps the number of 180s in this thread will be posted on his news page. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241928) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Vermilion aromatic shitlib office i award you eleventy-billion points (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243431) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: Galvanic Address Hissy Fit "The mechanized assault chariot, just one of the fine innovations the world would never have seen if Da Vinci had not had the fortitude to avoid specialization." I've not the faintest clue where to aquire said mechanized assuault chariot. Prithee, might there still be craftsmen who possess the arts to construct such a thing in farthest Ithaca? |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: flirting azure tank sneaky criminal lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242108) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: Sickened salmon ceo meetinghouse perhaps send a messenger to:
Sibley School of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering Cornell University Fargthest Ithaca, NY 14853-7501 |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: Vermilion aromatic shitlib office "farthest Ithaca"
You meant "farthest Ithæca" |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:02 AM Author: nofapping hall azn Just think of where we would be without this grand innovation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254948) |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:13 AM Author: Clear Fear-inspiring Factory Reset Button Boistinker lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680404) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:29 PM Author: Lime Razzle Mexican Purest gravy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242073) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: Galvanic Address Hissy Fit If the map on his office location page is accurate, it looks like his office is likely some kind of industrial/warehouse space, which I admit is kind of cool. Not where I'd go for legal advice, but he can probably ride a pennyfarthing around in his office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242109) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242271) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: dashing slap-happy mood google street view, not the worst place to begin
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=821+nw+flanders+st,+97209&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.323858,76.728516&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=821+NW+Flanders+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97209&ll=45.527457,-122.67967&spn=0.006539,0.018733&z=16&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=45.525857,-122.679659&panoid=fQ6wfIqQwKgmQKPECuDidQ&cbp=12,319.71,,0,0.15 |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:54 PM Author: sadistic resort weed whacker extra lulz for the the graffiti that was pressure-washed off that garage door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243028) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:29 AM Author: big-titted flickering church building newt oh look! he even provides a restroom for his clients. how polite.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=821+nw+flanders+st,+97209&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.323858,76.728516&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=821+NW+Flanders+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97209&layer=c&cbll=45.525859,-122.679522&panoid=ZbTG3I6q3f5xG1Vww_U86A&cbp=12,184.71,,0,0.15&ll=45.525863,-122.679412&spn=0,359.985151&z=16&iwloc=A |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:23 AM Author: Gaped stimulating orchestra pit regret Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260482) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:52 PM Author: topaz circlehead shrine that's actually a pretty expensive area - those loft spaces in the pearl district are coveted.
this guy 100% has rich parents who are supporting his hipster ass so long as he appears to be making some kind of career effort. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:57 PM Author: Heady field should i email him this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242284) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:58 PM Author: hateful brunch depressive wait for the night shift/drunks to decimate the hell out of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: Galvanic Address Hissy Fit He'd probably make a pretty good poster. He should have plenty of spare time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242316) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:24 PM Author: soul-stirring university I know this guy. He liked to talk in law school. Based on the things he said and how he talked, this doesn't surprise me.
Edit: He also liked wearing vests. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:23 PM Author: Crimson Excitant Friendly Grandma Did he let on to his ambition to Roman aristocracy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242830) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:56 PM Author: soul-stirring university He liked to rant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243046) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 11:37 AM Author: aqua dilemma people who are hurt Exactly how gay is this guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13247670) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:33 PM Author: brass exhilarant site This guy is making me rethink the one vest I own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299870) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:16 PM Author: Mint aphrodisiac locale telephone http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/
One of the writers at 160 stole it! |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: Mint aphrodisiac locale telephone "He looks exactly like you would have expected from the paragraph above, right? I honestly feel as though he’s going to come through the screen and kill me – then rape me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242790) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:50 PM Author: yapping stag film O-M-G.
I wouldn't hire this guy to be a barista, honestly. Everything from the photograph to the style just says "self-absorbed douche". |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:36 PM Author: onyx water buffalo IMHO his website would be appealing - if he were not a lawyer.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243413) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: yapping stag film This is 180 Glenn Lerner.
If he weren't a lawyer what? Him being a lawyer is what makes this so incredible. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:43 PM Author: onyx water buffalo if i were his friend i would give some honest advice to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243497) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:47 PM Author: yapping stag film which explains the website, no? He looks like the type who carried a briefcase to elementary school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243554) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:45 PM Author: onyx water buffalo if he's practising art law and already has a whole book of businesses then his website would not look that silly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243530) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:00 PM Author: Glassy sweet tailpipe meh, it's not that bad. i bet it fools the poors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243694) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:13 AM Author: yapping stag film This might appeal to similarly sheltered privileged types. Otherwise, poors are smarter than to hire this douche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246894) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:49 PM Author: Glassy sweet tailpipe how so? the profession is filled with toolbags like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243573) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:12 AM Author: yapping stag film When I think of most lawyers, I think of used cars salesmen, basically desperate white collar free-lance bureaucrats.
This guy OTOH... |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:47 PM Author: Flushed Thriller Institution betcha he's been to a renaissance fair or two in his day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243559) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:19 AM Author: walnut indirect expression lodge I bet if you asked him his email address he'd say something like, "Email? No such thing in the Year of Our Lord 1590." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244886) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:08 AM Author: Hilarious legal warrant made me tinkle in my slacks. well played (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161165) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:58 PM Author: Glassy sweet tailpipe OP: how do you afford research + office + etc with those rates? how do you figure out all the civpro just starting out like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243680) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:08 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren if you limit your practice to just one or two counties, teaching yourself procedure is not that bad, douche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243773) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Talented Heaven There are reasons to limit yourself to your home county, but procedure isn't one of them IMHO. It's not that hard to check local rules quickly for any quirks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243809) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:45 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren uh, you'd be surprised what isn't in any local rules around these parts, douche- I'm talking huge counties in major urban areas, not barney goober flyover redneck doucheland. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244584) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:11 PM Author: Talented Heaven Looks as if he's in a former (?) industrial building, which would be much cheaper than typical Class A office space.
I think he's actually making a shrewd decision on this (if nothing else). I hung my own shingle about 9 months ago with two buddies, and one of the ways we've made it work is keeping our overhead down. |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:23 PM Author: Carnelian mentally impaired whorehouse Nah brah,
He's in the Pearl District, which is like the most expensive hood in the city. |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Talented Heaven > $65 'plus expenses.' what the fuck, is he encyclopedia brown
I don't understand the amusement over "expenses." I certainly don't eat client expenses in my practice (unless they're about $5 or less). |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:52 PM Author: Startled contagious wrinkle it's just the way he put it. no one is going to complain if he bills his research as passthrough or whatever, so it's stupid to mention it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244630) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:08 AM Author: diverse bat shit crazy coldplay fan pit the type of clients he is aiming for would not expect research costs or any expenses billed as a passthrough, so it's pretty smart of him to mention it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244787) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: Talented Heaven I have no idea why this guy doesn't want to be paid in cash. That's the best way. Nothing makes my day more than a client stopping by with $100 bills.
I'll take credit cards in order to get paid, but I hate having the processor take a cut.
Checks are okay, but I got a bad one about a week ago. :-( |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM Author: diverse bat shit crazy coldplay fan pit i think he's okay with cash, the no cash caption is just a joke and gives him an excuse to post that picture of the overflowing roman money room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254731) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:02 AM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office Stop posting this. He already responded to this and said he won't accept cash because he wants there to be a paper trail. Which is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, but you are even dumber. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254740) |
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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:58 PM Author: Self-centered generalized bond This guy could be an IRL Don Quixote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244681) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:15 AM Author: walnut indirect expression lodge Holy shit, is this flame? In any event, Portland rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244851) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:30 AM Author: shivering hairraiser black woman stain how was he able to afford office space right in the pearl district? that isn't very cheap, actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246548) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:49 AM Author: Lilac nubile public bath useless brakes i would go in with this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246630) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 4:06 AM Author: walnut indirect expression lodge Imagine him in court:
"May it please the honorable magistrate of this mighty and preftigious court to hear the meager pleadings of but a young and humble barrister seeking to unwrap the riddle of justice from the tangled webs of deceit and debauchery." |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 12:09 PM Author: Crimson Excitant Friendly Grandma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13255432) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:26 AM Author: mahogany locus ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161258) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:16 AM Author: yapping stag film The funny thing is that in 2006 everyone on this board would have been like, "go to Cornell, the debt won't be a problem once you get teh 160k associate job" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246899) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:43 AM Author: onyx water buffalo he should consider cutting back on overhead ... it's not as if he would meet any client every single day. |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 11:31 AM Author: Ebony Bearded Station Selfie pretty funny website, I definitely think it's just IRL flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13247624) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Beta spectacular marketing idea Is he trying to be the world's first steampunk attorney? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248015) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:34 AM Author: Gaped stimulating orchestra pit regret A small but promising niche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260573) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:49 PM Author: Deep aggressive stage pozpig What class does he play in Dragon Age? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248072) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: bistre feces human female bard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248082) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:02 PM Author: Coral library dysfunction hahahaha i know this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248626) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:04 PM Author: Coral library dysfunction and i'm not at all surprised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248637) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:07 PM Author: sepia dopamine Is he flaming gay? Too risk-averse or untalented to make a career as a writer? All of the above? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248661) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:11 PM Author: Coral library dysfunction No, he's not gay, as far as I know. I had one class with him and he'd wear the same suit complete with vest, bowler hat, and watch fob every day.
Nice enough, if somewhat eccentric. |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:17 PM Author: sepia dopamine Did he unknowingly step into a time machine? That would explain a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248715) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:19 PM Author: light harsh french chef say what you want about this guy, but at least he has the balls to be different, and not a partner-cocksucking corporate fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248723) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:20 PM Author: sepia dopamine His schtick was not the only alternative to biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248734) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:25 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren 180, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251677) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:22 PM Author: naked hyperventilating cuckoldry Topical NYT article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/fashion/12CODES.html?_r=1&ref=style |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 6:04 PM Author: outnumbered ape native "It seems the general consensus is that I ‘m a dick. But interestingly enough it has come exclusively from people who lacked the basic decency to speak to me directly despite having taken the time to scour a website that contained my phone number, email, and mailing address. But now that you’ve dragged me here to your slimy lair to discuss the website let me say that your criticisms seem to boil down to my picture and demeanor, my admissions of my inexperience, and my candidness about my fee structures.
On the first point all I can say is that I photographed myself exactly as I appear and expressed myself in the manner that I speak. I’ll freely admit it’s not a good photo but it is the best I had at the ready on my computer and I fully intend to replace it at the soonest convenient time. I suppose I’ll strive to look less creepy in the future.
I will not be dishonest about my inexperience however. An attorney can not ethically claim more experience that they have, nor even mislead the public with, for example “I’ve never lost a case” when they’ve never had a case. Lawyers in Oregon have been disciplined for naming there firms anything which even implies a specialty which they are not thoroughly experienced in. I decided honesty was the best policy, at least until I had a little more experience. The one thing I was not completely honest about is that ideally I would like to eventually specialize in intellectual property, which I studied extensively in law school, once I feel I have the expertise. You incidentally did infringe on my copyright to that dreadful picture, and fair use is a very weak defense. There is no slander issue here obviously, because it is written, but I’ve yet to read closely enough to determine if there’s libel.
Generally I’m inclined to agree with you in terms of how I present my fee structure, but what you must understand is that at the moment the website is there to give details for my half price discount to my fellow Reed alumni, to whom I’m currently sending targeted advertisements through facebook about a half price discount, many of whom already know me. Perhaps if more attorneys had the candor to just state their fees on their websites I’d have better guidance on this point.
All and all you’ve made some valid criticisms, but mostly you just resorted to ad hominem attacks. I’ve not been so ill treated since middle school. I urge you to grow up, and stop attacking anyone who dares to have a personality.
Yours, Benjamin Kaplon-Olson"
from http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/ |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 6:06 PM Author: Razzmatazz Cuck Location there's a difference between being "dishonest" about inexperienced, and not talking about inexperience at all. he seems to think that he's just got to say somethin', when it would be much, much better to say nothing at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13250288) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: Arousing police squad school Well it's fun to be famous so I'd like to thank you all for that. Moving on to some of the points you picked up on:
My Picture- I agree, not the most attractive fellow. But that's just what some of us have to live with. Perhaps I'll omit pictures of myself in the future, but the website seemed rather too barren without it. In any case I've limited photos of myself on my computer at the moment and will rectify the situation as soon as possible. But it won't be much different because that is my face and trademark outfit.
My Prose- My style is often unusual but it is deliberately so, as I'd like to attract clients who will be good matches for me and that's just how I prefer to speak. I'd ultimately like to focus my practice on copyrights and trademarks, and so felt I might appeal to the more artistic crowd, who at the very least would be less put off than by a typical bland as fuck website dwelling on combined years of experience, commitment to service and the several other required selling points.
I'm well aware that one does not generally use the "I've" contraction when the "have" is not an auxiliary verb, but it is idiom not rule, and I find it more elegant.
My Fee- My fee is roughly the average for a lawyer in solo practice in Portland with less than a year of experience, as best I can gather from the Oregon Bar's published statistics. Really my only sin on this point is coming right out and giving people a clue what my services will cost them, something few lawyers dare. As for the perils of flexible fees there will always be a written fee agreement, and the flexibility will likely stop once I'm a bit more experienced. I don't want cash payments because trust accounting rules are strictly enforced and I'd like to have a paper trail. I'll be accepting credit cards soon.
Inexperience- Yes, I am inexperienced and I tried to come up with a way to not announce this on the front page of my website. But look at a few law firm websites and you'll realize that they all trumpet experience. I decided to just confront the elephant in the room so I could spin it to some slight advantage.
Renaissance Lawyer- Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me. Should the situation prove untenable, I can always specialize. But my suspicion is that it's a lot easier for a generalist to become a specialist than for a specialist suddenly start a general practice.
Me Being Rich- Nope. Scholarships and insane loans. My Pearl District office is a space-sharing arrangement, in a low rent building where the Pearl district meets the bad side of Burnside.
Generally speaking the website was a partly tongue-in-cheek effort to remind all my old college friends and other relations in the area that I'm now a lawyer, and would love their business.Frankly I'm surprised any of you came upon it. Naturally I'll develop a more mainstream one once I can make the usual required statements about experience. If I have to.
Having your personality semi-anonymously lampooned all day is not as much fun as you might think, but it's good to know what people are actually thinking. I rather liked the bit about defending jousting lance manufacturers. Now lets see what sort of websites you all have.
Yours, Benjamin Kaplon-Olson |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:50 PM Author: Dun Abode Twinkling Uncleanness this thread just jumped up a notch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251484) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: cerebral set dude, you are getting a lot of shit on this site, but I congratulate you - you've clearly thought a lot about your practice and I think you will catch on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251491) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:52 PM Author: Insecure 180 headpube All kidding aside, how has business been for you? I find it pretty interesting when people start their own business from scratch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251496) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: Beady-eyed Striped Hyena I would like to know as well, but considering his practice began just last month, I have a feeling things have yet to pick up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251546) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:54 PM Author: light harsh french chef I, for one, support you. In a profession loaded with douchebags, it's refreshing to see someone earnestly try to bring a little civility back to law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251508) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:59 PM Author: Beady-eyed Striped Hyena You sound like an alright guy to me.
Sure, you have your eccentricities, but we all do, and I for one appreciate your genuineness and originality. That said, I think there's a line to be drawn between "being you" and being smart about the way you present your law practice. Clean up the page and don't be such a low-hanging fruit for criticism on sites like this. |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: mind-boggling lettuce parlour tl; dnr
Seriously dood, don't take the people here or at life@160 too seriously. Plenty of recent grads wish they had the nuts to do this and plenty others think it's cool that you're giving it a go. Don't worry about what us Internet anons have to say about it.
Oh and good luck. |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: bonkers immigrant I support this post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251707) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:43 PM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office "I don't want cash payments because trust accounting rules are strictly enforced and I'd like to have a paper trail. I'll be accepting credit cards soon."
Have you never heard of a receipt you creepy fuck? |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:53 PM Author: Lavender Jew Private Investor You sound nuts but pretty decent. It is probably best to observe this board but not engage in it. Some of the trolls here can get pretty riled up about innocuous comments. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 1:18 AM Author: nighttime stirring deer antler I implore you, sir, why not simply accept an offer of employment with the gentlemen at DLA Piper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13253677) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 5:07 PM Author: sienna toaster famous landscape painting dla piper numba one in tudor england (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257498) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 12:06 PM Author: Crimson Excitant Friendly Grandma "Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."
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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:13 AM Author: spruce racy bbw kitchen well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261404) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 11:33 PM Author: Vengeful corn cake cruise ship Good start but needs a LOT of work. Also you should show an internet fax number so clients can fax you documents which are then emailed to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13268265) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 11:38 PM Author: Gaped stimulating orchestra pit regret Seems like a decent dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13268296) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:51 PM Author: brass exhilarant site In the spirit of "it's good to know what people are actually thinking," I'll just point out that most people find "unusual but...deliberately so" annoying (i.e, contrived, pretentious).
That said, you seem to be responding relatively well, although the copyright claim regarding criticism of your photo is a loser. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:42 PM Author: Beta spectacular marketing idea Slimy Lair should really be the official title of the law board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257389) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: dull confused national he's referencing xoxo on his site, now.
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/News/News.html |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: Dun Abode Twinkling Uncleanness calling people assholes on his website, nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251494) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: Beady-eyed Striped Hyena grammatical errors and dangling modifiers abound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251538) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:08 PM Author: Arousing police squad school It is a bit much. I'll change it to "critics." One of the problems with a solo practice is there's nobody to tell you not to do things when your upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251577) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: dull confused national 1!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251585) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: passionate judgmental toilet seat rate me as a poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251592) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:56 AM Author: Lilac nubile public bath useless brakes 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261056) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: light harsh french chef PROTIP: In the legal world, the "any news is good news" maxim does not apply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251595) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: Submissive coiffed plaza son of senegal DOOD holy shit.
i respect your individualism, uniqueness, and c, but seriously unless you've got all sorts of friends/family willing to hook you up with clients, in spite of your website, this seems like a terrible way to market a solo practice
i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:57 PM Author: brass exhilarant site "i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith"
180 and seconded.
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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: grizzly multi-colored roommate garrison 180.
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab A word of advice: take that post off your website. (1) You garnered a generally positive response to your initial post on here, and you don't want to draw the ire of one of the bipolar contributors, (2) you probably don't want to increase the google footprint your association with this website is going to leave. Seriously, take it down now man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251757) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: light harsh french chef how the fuck do you go to Cooley? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251769) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab Affirmative action. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251785) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: light harsh french chef It was supposed to be a compliment. You've got to be the smartest guy there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251792) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:45 PM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office Yeah, he knows. He got stuck at Cooley because all the spooks with lower scores than he had took his spot at better schools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251806) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:46 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251815) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:49 PM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office And you couldn't get into MSU? If you are from MI, even Cooley on a large scholarship wouldn't be that much less than MSU. MSU is not very competitive. Did all the spooks with lower scores take your spot at MSU? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251829) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:53 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office But isn't MSU in the same exact town? Why wouldn't you apply to both, even if you were just limiting yourself to schools in that town? I support your mindlessness about the situation though. I think things would be much better in law if we didn't have all these faggots mapping out their lives for the perfect law career since they were 15. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251867) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251912) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:45 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab Just fucking around, thanks man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251808) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:33 AM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office Now he just has a woman reading a newspaper, a "rudimentary form of blog" The xoxo link was better for his practice than that horrendous fucking joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260564) |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: nofapping hall azn Leave this man alone.
Who here doesn't aspire to be a Roman aristocrat? |
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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:33 PM Author: Startled contagious wrinkle clodius, for one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251727) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 1:18 AM Author: nighttime stirring deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13253676) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:39 AM Author: Opaque indian lodge This thread motherfucking delivered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254356) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 6:24 AM Author: Cracking personal credit line trailer park he forgot to mention when he completed kindergarten (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254459) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 6:33 AM Author: walnut indirect expression lodge The "artist's rendering" of his office decorating scheme is hilarious and disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254460) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:35 AM Author: Pink Old Irish Cottage .... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254540) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:37 AM Author: aqua dilemma people who are hurt You received your law schooling at farthest Cornell? I've great respect for noble Ezra's institution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254542) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:38 AM Author: maize ticket booth idea he suggested i think he needs to really focus on one practice area and read absolutely voraciously about the relevant caselaw and procedures in that area. such as immigration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254545) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:42 AM Author: aqua dilemma people who are hurt He also needs to accept cash and walk-ins. He should probably also abandon any thought that his solo law practice will resemble the gentlemanly intellectual life portrayed in Dickens novels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254548) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:48 AM Author: Pink Old Irish Cottage I speak from experience when I say nothing good comes from walkins in real life. Limiting your practice to "by appointment only" and have a paralegal screen people before they see you so you know what to say before you meet them is not a bad way to do things even for a solo. Many if not most new solos today do the virtual office thing anyway so they cant do walkins. But this probably depends on location more than anything. Portland isnt NY so he may need to be more hands on. He should probably give it a go both ways.
Truth is most small firms reject more cases than they accept, especially in PI. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM Author: diverse bat shit crazy coldplay fan pit I think he will accept cash. I think that "please don't pay in cash" caption is just a joke to give him an excuse to post the pic of the roman office overflowing with money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254728) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:32 AM Author: bonkers immigrant lol, no. read above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254806) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:34 AM Author: Electric poppy temple Lunacy is often confused with genius.
I commend you good sir. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:08 AM Author: hateful brunch depressive And now we've torn down the dreams of yet another aspiring douchebag.
Bravo xoxo. Just bravo. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:13 AM Author: Geriatric Crotch Organic Girlfriend KKKlassic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254771) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:33 AM Author: bonkers immigrant WHY DO YOU HAVE THE NAME OF THAT GUY THAT UPLOADS TORRENTS. TELL ME NOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254808) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:27 PM Author: Cheese-eating shaky boiling water I agree it is poor form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257293) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:06 PM Author: bawdyhouse He should move his practice to Williamsburg, he'd be rich by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257109) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:11 PM Author: Electric poppy temple No joke.
You might be on to something there.
Might try corner the hipster market in a few years. |
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Date: November 25th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: travel guidebook potus that's actually a really good idea. williamsburg is pretty much a toned-down version of inner portland, except that kids there have money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13368087) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:15 PM Author: light harsh french chef he changed his pic, it looks worse.
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/About%20Myself.html
BKO, if you're reading this man..stop using unflattering webcam shots on your own fucking website. You are a total n00b man, and you've got to market yourself better. You think potential clients are going to want you as their lawyer when they see such a bad picture of you on your wesbite? It's bad signaling. Go to a professional studio, get a portrait done for like $50 bucks. It will pay for itself in the long run. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:29 PM Author: Cheese-eating shaky boiling water Yes this smirk is powerfully bad dood. And I think you're a good dood but please stop short of shooting yourself in the feets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257307) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:30 PM Author: bonkers immigrant Much worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257314) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 5:39 PM Author: Crawly kitty cat with that pic he should also include a link to NAMBLA.
I think the NAMBLA connection basically gives him an auto-in in Portland. plus the namble doods can relate to that mustache and the fact that Benjamin looks like he is balding. Poor guy will soon be a bald and even more unattractive failure if he doesn't find a niche quick. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: walnut indirect expression lodge Don't be such a jerk. I'd edit that before he sues your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258384) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:56 PM Author: Crawly kitty cat lol, wut? my opinion is that he has a child molester mustache and the pic seems to show him balding.
what's the issue? |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:31 AM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office Took out the phrase "farthest Cornell" too. Fucking pussy. He knew how gay that sounded when he wrote it. He shouldn't have taken it down just because we ripped on him for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260550) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 4:33 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy You are supposed to listen to constructive criticism, although your point has merit. Perhaps he should travel to middling Chicago and sip tea and fornicate with tokyo rose. |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:32 PM Author: yapping stag film Hey dude, sorry for the harsh words earlier. The real world sucks, doesn't it? Anyways, it would be a good idea to get a more professional site, and throw in some self-deferential humor into that site to make it clear that it's a parody site. Good luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258405) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:42 PM Author: silver internal respiration karate "because neither the executive nor the legislative branch has authority here, we hold that the judicial branch must defer to itself."
seriously, am i dumb or is self-deferential not a real thing? |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:36 AM Author: Gaped stimulating orchestra pit regret I don't recommend it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260586) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:36 PM Author: doobsian area philosopher-king When will you putting "As Seen on Auto Admit" on the web site? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258425) |
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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren the mark of quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13259924) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:59 PM Author: crystalline gaming laptop after all, that's what lying cunt Brittan Heller and plagiarist faggot Nathaniel Gleicher did...in their FUCKING WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!1
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:BrittanHeller.JPG |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:08 AM Author: topaz circlehead shrine purely embarrassing. guy is sadly naive if he thinks a hipsterfied 'personality' website is going to do anything but harm him. he clearly likes the idea and image of being some kind of seasoned solo in the godawfully smug little hipster enclave of the pearl, but he doesn't seem to have the first fucking clue about building a practice and learning the trade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260380) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:18 AM Author: Jade arrogant corner dog poop Liked it better the old way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260850) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:22 AM Author: Transparent Home All the criticism of this guy on this thread proves how lame and douchie most law students and lawyers are. This guy is cool as shit, smart, creative, and funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260870) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 9:35 AM Author: Khaki casino 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13262069) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:00 AM Author: queen of the night Speaking seriously, am I the only one who finds his repeated use of "can not" instead of "cannot" on the first page to be jarring to read? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261069) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:06 AM Author: Mischievous Degenerate Market why would anyone want a lawyer who insists on being some sort of 18th century intellectual? Do i really want this guy writing up my will? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261110) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:47 AM Author: Violet disgusting rehab Have you ever talked to a professional artist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261310) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:27 PM Author: Sickened salmon ceo meetinghouse i'd want him to draft my will using parchment and a quill pen, hell yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359872) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:36 AM Author: Cobalt apoplectic faggot firefighter my 2 cents for ben: definitely list practice groups on your site. specifically mention that you want to do copyright/TM/general contract drafting type stuff. you want your name to come up when people google for those types of services. right now from your website you appear to be some type of fledgling generalist litigator. and i think its safe to say that someone looking for a solo practice litigator, i.e. someone with an genuine urgent legal problem with a limited budget, is not going to waste time/money taking a chance with an apparent joker like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261491) |
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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:50 PM Author: seedy really tough guy The faggot did his entire website as photos so Google will not be able to index it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202617) |
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Date: November 14th, 2009 9:51 AM Author: Jet Up-to-no-good Sanctuary Subject: toasting an epic bread i loathe hipsters and would probably dislike this dood irl, but i support him. he's got heart, and i respect doods who keep it real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13262129) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:46 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab It appears he took some of the criticism constructively. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299504) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:51 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy yes he did this would have been a 30 post thread if that is what he had to begin with |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:01 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab In retrospect, I feel kind of scummy about the general reaction. If nothing else, the guy tried something original; he's not marketing to law students or firms, but to clients. It certainly wasn't something I'd do, and there definitely were a few errors in judgment, but if his intent truly was to attract individuals from the art community, I don't think he was hurting himself nearly as much as some of the hyperbole in this thread would imply.
Guy, if you're reading this, you deserve a nod for trying something new. People, including myself, are critical douches. |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:18 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy Nah. He deserves a nod for actually changing his site based upon some of the criticism. It needed to be changed. Now it is 'different' but probably just fine considering who he is targeting. |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:22 AM Author: turquoise doctorate if an artist needs a lawyer, he doesn't have the luxury of money to waste on guys like Kaplan Olson.
He hasn't taken any of the criticism constructively at all. The website is as ridiculous as ever. Good luck to the kid, if this works for him I'll out myself. |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:02 PM Author: This douche has the nerve to charge $130 per hour? Who the fuck does he think he is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299613) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:16 PM Author: Gaped stimulating orchestra pit regret He's moving on up.
"...my standard rate is $140 an hour plus expenses."
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Fees.html |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:04 PM Author: My favorite: " I went to law school to help other, not to collect a big paycheck, [but I charge $130 and hour + expenses]". This is killself material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299626) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:08 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab Total Cornell Tuition: 1L - $67,250 2L - $67,250 3L - $66,350 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299661) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:26 PM Author: Point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299819) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:19 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy $130 an hour is not that much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299755) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:26 PM Author: STFU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299822) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap puppy Exactly how many hrs do you think he is going to bill? How much do other solos charge in his area? Suck it. |
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Date: November 25th, 2009 8:56 PM Author: travel guidebook potus cr
the only solo i know in portland charges $210/hr. 130 ain't shit |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 4:23 PM Author: amber associate It is if you don't know what in the fuck you're doing and basically admits he doesn't know what he's doing on his website (though he also says he won't bill people for his learning time either, so I have no idea how he's going to bill anyone). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300330) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:17 PM Author: Gaped stimulating orchestra pit regret "$130 an hour is not that much"
What about $140?!
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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:05 PM Author: farthest new haven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359675) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Sickened salmon ceo meetinghouse The Rock: Your wish is my command (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13530255) |
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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: White unbelievably great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13544380) |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:25 AM Author: fiercely-loyal sex offender good luck to the dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680442) |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:30 AM Author: flesh house-broken becky "Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but I’ve not yet learned to discriminate against any area of law."
Business 101: always act like you know what you're doing. He fails it so hard on this. |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:35 AM Author: magenta odious halford principal's office http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson/9701690#/profile.php?v=wall&id=9701690
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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:54 AM Author: aqua dilemma people who are hurt How cliche to have yet another feast of Lord Saturn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680562) |
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Date: March 30th, 2010 12:03 AM Author: obsidian national security agency macaca I have two friends in common with this dood...def going to have to get the scoop from them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14543627) |
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Date: December 30th, 2009 2:06 PM Author: Emerald Goal In Life Now see here, you young ruffians may prefer this new breed of brash, rough-and-tumble barrister that seems now to have sprung up out of every ditch and sewer grate in the city, and such is your right. But when a dispute recently arose between myself and one of my competitors in the whaling endeavor, I sought out a cultivated man, a man of letters, and I found such a man in one Mr. Kaplon-Olson. It mattered not that Mr. Kaplon-Olson often needed hours or days to study what a more experienced attorney would already know, for when he did finish the complaint it was written in the finest prose. It mattered not that he was not well-versed in this newfangled electronical filing system, for when he strode into the courtroom in his top-hat and pince-nez glasses, his pocket watch perfectly shined, his waistcoat perfectly tailored, and handed in his motions, drafted in perfected script, the judge could only marvel at the dignity with which this young man carried himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13681706) |
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Date: March 30th, 2010 12:07 AM Author: obsidian national security agency macaca underrated post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14543656) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:30 AM Author: chestnut messiness 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556618) |
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Date: April 1st, 2010 12:06 PM Author: blathering milk 180180180180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14568190) |
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Date: September 20th, 2010 8:20 PM Author: Cocky this man should be writing for a living (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16097047) |
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Date: September 20th, 2010 8:22 PM Author: slippery foreskin wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16097064) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2010 2:41 PM Author: Cocky "and such is your right" was the highlight here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16113833) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:38 AM Author: mahogany locus ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161307) |
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Date: September 28th, 2010 6:39 PM Author: sepia dopamine so well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16166299) |
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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:35 AM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren wonder how dood is making out..... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176945) |
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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: nudist party of the first part models + bottles OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176962) |
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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:40 AM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren or given that its' Portland, lots of coffee & weed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176968) |
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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:49 AM Author: ivory rigor Thanks for posting this. I missed it in November. So great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14177019) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:10 PM Author: coffee pot very well I do trust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541374) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:12 PM Author: turquoise doctorate jesus christ, it's as bad as it's ever been. The guy hasn't...improved it at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541398) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:14 PM Author: Tan Is it me or does he look older than a 25/26 year old? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541420) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: well-lubricated If it works, it works. Wonder how he is doing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541550) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:31 PM Author: Sick love of her life It looks like he reeled in his "About Me" page a little bit (it no longer says "farthest Cornell," nor does it trumpet his status as a "renaissance lawyer") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541613) |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:36 PM Author: chestnut messiness true. very sad
twas darnell |
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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:33 PM Author: why no discounts to cornell alumni? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541638) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 7:39 AM Author: hideous "Pretentious" is an understatement. Nice mustache. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556580) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:46 AM Author: dull confused national anyone with a degree in "classics" from Reed is probably pretty insufferable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556637) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 10:21 AM Author: Startled contagious wrinkle i know a great guy with a reed classics degree. he's definitely a 'reed' type (left wing, organic coffee, long distance running,) but he's also really nice.
i think the problem with this dude is more the cornell law degree |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 10:12 PM Author: turquoise doctorate does he make solid eye contact? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14563159) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:58 AM Author: pistol This thread is freaking hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556664) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 9:16 AM Author: sepia dopamine I see that he has narrowed his focus to IP and publishing. It was better when he sought to dabble in every area of the law. You could just imagine a workers comp claimant going in to see the Renaissance Man and the awkward conversation that would follow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556689) |
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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:42 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren "Nevertheless I’m willing to consider undertaking matters in almost any area of law.Too narrow a focus leads to too narrow a mind.".....i.e., the reality that he needs to take anything that walks through the door has set in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014166) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:45 PM Author: Deep aggressive stage pozpig http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Law%20Office.html
1 fucking 80. |
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Date: April 1st, 2010 5:52 AM Author: Blood Rage is he 'newly minted' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14567036) |
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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:43 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren listing his graduations and admittances when a wet pup was a bad move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014183) |
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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:42 PM Author: Hyperactive nibblets longest running thread ever on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014170) |
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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:02 PM Author: Amethyst its been updated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202271) |
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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:21 PM Author: main people masturbator Why did he take his picture down?!? :( LULZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202388) |
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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:03 PM Author: plum community account beats other options:
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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:11 PM Author: hideous he took his picture down? lame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15214491) |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: insanely creepy translucent elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15475896) |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:35 PM Author: Chocolate mother LULZ: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=213295794235&ref=mf
Someone should interview him for an XOXO exclusive... haha
EDIT: Someone already found this... :( Anyone try calling him? ---
The feast of Lord Saturn, mother of all winterfests, will be served this Wednesday at the house of Benjamin Kaplon-Olson (4247 se Schiller, Portland, OR 97206). The Saturnalia celebrates the lost Saturnian age, when Lord Saturn, father of the Olympian Gods, was overthrown by his son Jupiter and came down to rule over the mortal realms in a utopic Golden Age of equality and plenty. The day is therefore marked by overthrow of the social order, general excess, and nostalgia for things past. Revelries will start with a cocktail hour at 6:30 pm during which guests so inclined may give musical performances. This will be followed by an ode to Saturn at 7:45. The Feast of Plenty shall be served at 8pm, followed by the dessert procession at 9:30. From 10pm there will be a symposium where guests so inclined may deliver speeches on the nature of Utopia and much wine shall be imbibed. To represent the upturning of the social order guests are encouraged to dress outlandishly and titles of nobility will be issued at random upon arrival. Guests are encouraged to bring their own guests but please call ahead (971-222-7176) so feast size can be adjusted accordingly. |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: Submissive coiffed plaza son of senegal "maaa you and dad remember i've got my saturnalia tonight right?"
"of course sweetie, but you know your dad is going to be having his poker game with his friends from work in the kitchen, right?"
"but maa we're supposed to have musical tributes and libations in the living room"
"well you know your dad has had this planned for a while. besides, i think it would be a great networking opportunity for you, sweetie. did you read that newspaper clipping aunt carol gave you about networking? it says it's all about talking to new people. you know, a lot of your dad's friends might know people who could help you find work"
"maa please just ask dad if he can do poker somewhere else, the saturnalia is REALLY important OK?"
"sweetheart, that's not fair to your dad. you know that when we talked about you moving back in we all decided that we would treat each other like adults, right? well your dad has had a rough week at work so i think we shouldn't say anything about this and just let him have some fun. you and your friends can have your party in the backyard"
"..."
"did you want me to make some of the mac and cheese bites for your friends?"
"yess ok"
"how much should i make? do you know how many people are coming?"
"well right now it's david and simon, but a lot more people are going to come. i sent out a facebook invitation last week"
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Date: September 26th, 2010 10:16 PM Author: obsidian national security agency macaca underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16151274) |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:36 PM Author: kink-friendly round eye Kan't tell if he's a KONSPIRATOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15476381) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:52 PM Author: kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16819754) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:44 PM Author: wine digit ratio I fucked a chick from Portland. T14 fuck of my life.
Anyway, that cornell guy is a fag. exactly y i'd never go to cornell. he even bought the LLM scam. |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 5:08 PM Author: Jet-lagged psychic "about myself"
i thought one of the main selling points for classics departments is that their graduates are grammar master men.
flame? |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:25 PM Author: Carnelian mentally impaired whorehouse Shit's hot. So hot I replied to a year plus old post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824047) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:31 PM Author: ratface volcanic crater he's still going a year later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824127) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 10:46 PM Author: fluffy orchid dingle berry his site no longer exists... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879236) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM Author: copper Poor dude probably had to throw in the towel.
I always thought it was pretty despicable how people treated him ITT. Dude definitely had a different style, but he had balls to go out there and try to do shit on his own. |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:17 PM Author: ratface volcanic crater in all seriousness titcr. To his credit he tried to make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879555) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:25 PM Author: Pink Old Irish Cottage Better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at all, but alas that's a horrible perversion of a lovely Tennyson poem, and only a Retardacon who cant grasp opportunity cost can really think that to be the case. A better way to look at it is to say "another year older and deeper in debt." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879623) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:29 PM Author: ratface volcanic crater In all likelihood he would have done jack shit if he didn't try to go solo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879656) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM Author: ratface volcanic crater it was there a week ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879500) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 10:09 AM Author: frisky underhanded persian Subject: The requested URL is now but a memory soon to be forgotten. http://www.kaplon-olson.com/404.shtml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881590) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:02 PM Author: Sooty Chapel Brethren It would appear he's given up the practice of law and is concentrating on a more cerebral endeavor:
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/neareastnomad.com/About%20Me.html |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:09 PM Author: Useless Orange Quadroon indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879512) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:32 PM Author: naked hyperventilating cuckoldry This must be run by some friend of his.
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/neareastnomad.com/Contact.html |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 11:03 AM Author: crystalline gaming laptop could be worse...check out Naked Happy Girl BLS Adriana Dominguez site...
http://www.dominguezlawoffice.com |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 11:07 AM Author: Idiotic medicated prole I wonder if this guy knows he's popular here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881882) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:51 PM Author: sepia dopamine When I see updates to this thread, I keep expecting it to be that someone discovered his law practice has closed its doors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883445) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:54 PM Author: bronze unhinged uh - did you not read the last 25 posts itt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883472) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:01 PM Author: sepia dopamine No, actually, I didn't. But now that I have, I don't see anything definitive that tells me Kaplon-Olson has shuttered his practice. His laughable web site is gone, but that may have been a strategic decision to grow his practice for all we know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883515) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:03 PM Author: sepia dopamine But by the way, he's coming off the Winter Solstice, according to his Facebook page.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson/9701690#!/profile.php?id=9701690&v=wall |
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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:02 PM Author: cumskin I was just thinking of this the other day. Ty for bumping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883521) |
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Date: March 25th, 2011 11:28 PM Author: kink-friendly round eye Hope he's doing well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17606815) |
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Date: March 25th, 2011 11:29 PM Author: Emerald Goal In Life Would have made great fodder for Portlandia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17606827) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2011 10:24 PM Author: Violet disgusting rehab Why the fuck would you put your phone number on that site? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17673562) |
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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: codepig um. so potential clients can call you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17768013) |
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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:33 PM Author: wine digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17767966) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 4:22 PM Author: mind-boggling lettuce parlour So does this dude still practice law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17851234) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:42 AM Author: Navy mediation gay wizard his practice has faded into the digi-gossamer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888751) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 12:05 PM Author: mustard keepsake machete stock car sans one ado more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17889043) |
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Date: May 29th, 2011 5:29 PM Author: mind-boggling lettuce parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18115015) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:45 AM Author: Pearl Violent Death Wish Whoa, did xoxo destroy his career? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888760) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:54 AM Author: Provocative Box Office Laser Beams yep, it was clearly xoxo that destroyed his career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888785) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:51 PM Author: Hot Cream Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337863) |
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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:41 PM Author: Costumed rigpig Greetings gentle visitor. I am no great believer in personal websites. However having recently decided to delete my facebook account, I hit upon the dilemma that there may be some friend or well wisher out there in the far reaches of the digi-gossamer who was relying upon said account to keep my contact information safe for them. Have no fear good acquaintance, for I have hastily erected this website to sate that very need.
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Welcome.html |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 10:03 PM Author: very tactful idiot haunted graveyard MADE ON A MAC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18338011) |
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Date: September 11th, 2011 8:56 AM Author: mind-boggling lettuce parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18948686) |
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Date: May 29th, 2011 5:41 PM Author: Crusty umber dragon hunting ground so sad i missed this the first time around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18115101) |
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Date: May 30th, 2011 11:46 AM Author: hominid **********************wgwag4life274 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18120544) |
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Date: May 30th, 2011 11:46 AM Author: hominid ************************wgwag4life300 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18120545) |
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Date: May 31st, 2011 11:24 AM Author: hominid **********AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs******************** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18131623) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:45 PM Author: misanthropic international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337800) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:47 PM Author: Erotic pisswyrm jewess holy shit i forgot this thread
tyft |
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Date: September 11th, 2011 11:59 AM Author: Pearl Violent Death Wish Even though XOXO made fun of this guy, the man had some fucking huevos. Some of the aspies on this board are too scared to talk to a chick, and this guy went balls deep into trying to make it happen. Sucks to see that it did not work out, but at least he tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18949399) |
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Date: October 4th, 2011 12:54 AM Author: mauve sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19098240) |
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Date: October 4th, 2011 9:56 AM Author: obsidian national security agency macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19099056) |
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Date: November 4th, 2011 1:50 AM Author: Autistic Chrome Background Story i demand an update forthwith (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19296985) |