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09 Cornell grad hangs shingle in portland

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/
sadistic tan gaming laptop
  11/11/09
Holy Fucking Shit. The hanging of the shingle is the least ...
electric pink halford locale
  11/11/09
this is pure portland though
godawful potus institution
  11/11/09
What? Explain.
electric pink halford locale
  11/11/09
Renaissanceness/flamingness
godawful potus institution
  11/11/09
So, if I visit Portland it will be filled with fruits with c...
electric pink halford locale
  11/11/09
certainly a better chance there than most any other city in ...
godawful potus institution
  11/11/09
shall we?
Provocative French Lay
  11/12/09
lol
thirsty church building
  11/18/09
180
Costumed comical corner french chef
  12/12/09
Is this crap typical in pac ten country?
cocky frisky voyeur
  11/11/09
Right down to the hyphenated last name.
silver federal hell famous landscape painting
  11/18/09
cr
Azure haunting station
  12/12/09
No, it's pure Reed, not Portland!
Fishy odious boiling water
  12/12/09
seems like your typical crazy ass reed graduate / portland r...
Lemon cracking stead
  11/11/09
"took my law schooling off at farthest Cornell" ...
Honey-headed theater pervert
  11/11/09
I almost stopped reading to comment on that phrase, too, but...
Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator
  11/11/09
i paused and reread the sentence because i thought i was mis...
claret market cumskin
  11/11/09
I have never heard this before. What does it mean??
razzle-dazzle lake rehab
  11/12/09
Might as well make your whole page an image.
self-absorbed gas station
  11/11/09
No, sir, THIS is pure 180: "While the world is filled w...
Hyperventilating telephone hospital
  11/11/09
BIGLARPLAW!
silver federal hell famous landscape painting
  11/18/09
Practice Areas: Perhaps it is my newness to the legal pro...
boyish ocher reading party lodge
  11/11/09
best in BIGRENAISSANCELAW
Indecent domesticated circlehead
  11/11/09
*sues jousting lance manufacturers*
purple faggotry water buffalo
  11/12/09
defends Merlin from child molestation charges
Hyperventilating telephone hospital
  11/12/09
And he will get his ass kicked repeatedly by specialists.
self-absorbed gas station
  11/11/09
seriously. that's not going to be his position forever.
Hideous Parlour
  11/11/09
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Practice%20Areas.html well do...
Orchid thriller liquid oxygen university
  09/20/10
Ouch. Good luck to him -- at least he's making an effort.
chocolate lascivious parlor cuckold
  11/11/09
Is that what we call it these days...an effort?
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
lol
crimson brunch
  11/12/09
lol
clear talented resort main people
  09/28/10
oh hai benjamin!
Maniacal bawdyhouse
  11/11/09
haha, I think you're right: the OP has not been back with an...
boyish ocher reading party lodge
  11/11/09
Sounds very interesting. I would follow his lead.
Bonkers Brass Quadroon Space
  11/13/09
Perhaps, he becomes liberal like William Kunster. See : htt...
Bonkers Brass Quadroon Space
  11/14/09
...
supple house rigor
  11/24/09
who gives a fuck?
Free-loading dingle berry
  12/23/10
180
Flatulent maroon wagecucks alpha
  11/11/09
lol at his "fees".
Frozen Hairy Legs
  11/11/09
Yo jagged should he be charging more or less? I couldn't ...
Charismatic citrine ticket booth half-breed
  11/11/09
You don't advertise to the world that you are really willing...
Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator
  11/11/09
But that's only for his fellow Reed brethren
Charismatic citrine ticket booth half-breed
  11/11/09
hark, but this i've only just come to know. Thank you fine f...
Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator
  11/11/09
lol
sapphire forum mediation
  11/11/09
180
Spruce boistinker senate
  11/12/09
177
chartreuse round eye
  11/12/09
that's insane money for a guy with no experience.
Frozen Hairy Legs
  11/11/09
stfu
Deep Church Messiness
  11/12/09
?? it is. you won't make that much if/when you get a ...
concupiscible sooty filthpig
  11/14/09
flame
vibrant rose library candlestick maker
  11/11/09
I hope that poor bastard has some rich parents
Flatulent maroon wagecucks alpha
  11/11/09
well, he at least has a "rich" mustache
magical indian lodge crotch
  11/11/09
"Here we’ve the home of all newsworthy matters which to...
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
Sounds like he's just implying that he practices real estate...
Aphrodisiac Harsh Police Squad
  11/11/09
or rape defense
Hyperventilating telephone hospital
  11/12/09
wow. that website is terrible this kind of thing makes me...
Mind-boggling Laser Beams
  11/11/09
someone needs to email this thread to him once the site had ...
Mind-boggling Laser Beams
  11/11/09
tcr
cheese-eating locus
  11/11/09
OP posts this thread with a punctuation moniker, then vanish...
metal deranged national
  11/11/09
I'm shocked he didn't get hired somewhere, shocked.
Ultramarine pocket flask trust fund
  11/11/09
...
Transparent Appetizing Patrolman Ratface
  11/11/09
i thought i was the only one who noticed this
orange pit
  11/11/09
that whole website is awesome, from a schadenfreude perspect...
magical indian lodge crotch
  11/11/09
"Above, an artists rendering approximating my long term...
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
lol
Flatulent maroon wagecucks alpha
  11/11/09
"If I’ve no experience with the type of matter I will g...
rusted house-broken fanboi
  11/11/09
i hate the way this assclown uses "'ve"
Maniacal bawdyhouse
  11/11/09
yet he's above using contractions like "i'm"
claret market cumskin
  11/11/09
awesome
Soul-stirring Gunner
  11/11/09
I was just about to post this. What a sporting concession by...
racy school
  11/12/09
I'd hire him.
histrionic big-titted principal's office dopamine
  11/11/09
To do what?
self-absorbed gas station
  11/11/09
be cloned a bunch of times for bukkake vids with gauge
metal deranged national
  11/11/09
his facebook photo is rather lulzy
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
I wonder if he'll give me an SA position.
cheese-eating locus
  11/11/09
he'd probably pay you $10/hour just for use of your westlaw ...
magical indian lodge crotch
  11/11/09
172
maize public bath tank
  11/11/09
It would probably be a pretty sweet summer.
cheese-eating locus
  11/11/09
I got slightly more than that as a clerk in Midlaw some time...
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  11/11/09
this has to be flame. omg
swashbuckling iridescent address kitty
  11/11/09
Uhhhh yes, IRL flame. "I was enticed to the law by m...
alcoholic associate
  11/11/09
I know this is very lame of me, but I looked him up. His se...
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
I'm lol'ing at the lousy introduction on his website. Never ...
Aphrodisiac Harsh Police Squad
  11/11/09
Oh yeah, and LOL that he refuses cash. He should be insistin...
Aphrodisiac Harsh Police Squad
  11/11/09
TITCR
rough-skinned abode
  11/11/09
I think the no cash thing is just a joke caption for the pic...
Jade new version sandwich
  11/13/09
Wrong. Read what he wrote below re: needing to keep a paper...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  11/13/09
This is almost certainly not flame, since almost all the fac...
Jade new version sandwich
  11/11/09
the only clients that will go to him = unsophisticated y...
Soul-stirring Gunner
  11/11/09
reality id that the vast majority of real people, not busine...
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  11/12/09
sup Ben
Flatulent maroon wagecucks alpha
  11/11/09
Doesn't seem like he takes himself too seriously at all. Pro...
Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator
  11/11/09
chances he wear sleeve garters? http://en.wikipedia.org/w...
Lime Milk Doctorate
  11/11/09
I have a pair of those for a particularly flowing tux shirt.
180 red point persian
  11/11/09
DOUCHE CHILLS
Chest-beating useless useless brakes
  11/11/09
Why?
amber property
  11/11/09
"For my fellow Reed College alumni, as well as students...
arousing headpube
  11/11/09
$65 "plus expenses" what the fuck, is he encycl...
Lime Milk Doctorate
  11/11/09
180
sapphire forum mediation
  11/11/09
*Bills you for juice and cookies*
razzle-dazzle lake rehab
  11/12/09
...
Diverse hissy fit
  04/14/11
LULZ
silver federal hell famous landscape painting
  11/18/09
I like how he's billing unsupervised work to the tune of abo...
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
Show your work. You won't get that number under any reaso...
purple faggotry water buffalo
  11/14/09
Looks like Raul Julia as Gomez Addams http://www.filmdope...
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  11/11/09
Dood, if you're reading this, delete everything unrelated to...
glittery drab mexican location
  11/11/09
What are the odds of getting disbarred if you take like a mu...
magenta fear-inspiring chapel son of senegal
  11/11/09
O Hai Sullivan & Cromwell attorneys!
chocolate lascivious parlor cuckold
  11/11/09
I think your worry would be a malpractice claim, not disbarr...
glittery drab mexican location
  11/11/09
also unlikely because the fucker is going to be guilty and s...
Curious Orchestra Pit
  11/11/09
it's very hard to get disbarred for incompetence.
Jade new version sandwich
  11/11/09
ESTIMATE the net worth of this dude's parents
Razzmatazz center
  11/11/09
I've an inclination not to do so, although I expect they liv...
glittery drab mexican location
  11/11/09
...
arousing headpube
  11/11/09
5-10 million
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
Jesus.
blathering theater stage pisswyrm
  11/11/09
jealous?
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
LOL. The faggotry on that website is unpossible to create j...
blathering theater stage pisswyrm
  11/11/09
you SAY this, but wouldn't you like to be so oblivious to yo...
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
I'll admit I'm sort of jealous. If this dude can actually tu...
cheese-eating locus
  11/11/09
Perhaps the number of 180s in this thread will be posted on ...
black really tough guy twinkling uncleanness
  11/11/09
i award you eleventy-billion points
Hyperventilating telephone hospital
  11/11/09
"The mechanized assault chariot, just one of the fine i...
Excitant Insecure School Cafeteria
  11/11/09
lol
coiffed trailer park
  11/11/09
perhaps send a messenger to: Sibley School of Mechanical ...
Lemon cracking stead
  11/11/09
"farthest Ithaca" You meant "farthest Ith&...
Hyperventilating telephone hospital
  11/11/09
Just think of where we would be without this grand innovatio...
titillating wine pistol
  11/13/09
lol
bronze floppy incel
  12/30/09
Purest gravy.
sickened buck-toothed piazza
  11/11/09
If the map on his office location page is accurate, it looks...
Excitant Insecure School Cafeteria
  11/11/09
lol
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
google street view, not the worst place to begin http://...
painfully honest puce dilemma scourge upon the earth
  11/11/09
extra lulz for the the graffiti that was pressure-washed off...
Mischievous Knife Box Office
  11/11/09
oh look! he even provides a restroom for his clients. how ...
Primrose Range
  11/12/09
Nice.
purple faggotry water buffalo
  11/14/09
that's actually a pretty expensive area - those loft spaces ...
Gaped Zippy Tanning Salon
  11/13/09
should i email him this thread?
orange pit
  11/11/09
wait for the night shift/drunks to decimate the hell out of ...
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/11/09
He'd probably make a pretty good poster. He should have ple...
Excitant Insecure School Cafeteria
  11/11/09
I know this guy. He liked to talk in law school. Based on ...
carmine brethren temple
  11/11/09
Did he let on to his ambition to Roman aristocracy?
bearded underhanded home
  11/11/09
He liked to rant.
carmine brethren temple
  11/11/09
Exactly how gay is this guy?
Light narrow-minded wrinkle
  11/12/09
This guy is making me rethink the one vest I own.
silver federal hell famous landscape painting
  11/18/09
http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/ One of the writer...
razzle business firm
  11/11/09
"He looks exactly like you would have expected from the...
razzle business firm
  11/11/09
O-M-G. I wouldn't hire this guy to be a barista, honestly...
Irradiated Preventive Strike
  11/11/09
IMHO his website would be appealing - if he were not a lawye...
Multi-colored nudist ceo queen of the night
  11/11/09
This is 180 Glenn Lerner. If he weren't a lawyer what? H...
Irradiated Preventive Strike
  11/11/09
if i were his friend i would give some honest advice to him
Multi-colored nudist ceo queen of the night
  11/11/09
which explains the website, no? He looks like the type who c...
Irradiated Preventive Strike
  11/11/09
if he's practising art law and already has a whole book of b...
Multi-colored nudist ceo queen of the night
  11/11/09
meh, it's not that bad. i bet it fools the poors.
metal deranged national
  11/11/09
This might appeal to similarly sheltered privileged types. O...
Irradiated Preventive Strike
  11/12/09
how so? the profession is filled with toolbags like this
metal deranged national
  11/11/09
When I think of most lawyers, I think of used cars salesmen,...
Irradiated Preventive Strike
  11/12/09
betcha he's been to a renaissance fair or two in his day
Bateful step-uncle's house turdskin
  11/11/09
I bet if you asked him his email address he'd say something ...
Onyx Affirmative Action
  11/12/09
made me tinkle in my slacks. well played
Opaque crusty stage partner
  09/28/10
OP: how do you afford research + office + etc with those rat...
metal deranged national
  11/11/09
if you limit your practice to just one or two counties, teac...
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  11/11/09
There are reasons to limit yourself to your home county, but...
violet hunting ground
  11/11/09
uh, you'd be surprised what isn't in any local rules around ...
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  11/11/09
Looks as if he's in a former (?) industrial building, which ...
violet hunting ground
  11/11/09
Nah brah, He's in the Pearl District, which is like the m...
Aromatic Flirting Gaping Kitchen
  12/15/10
> $65 'plus expenses.' what the fuck, is he encyclopedia ...
violet hunting ground
  11/11/09
it's just the way he put it. no one is going to complain if ...
Lime Milk Doctorate
  11/11/09
the type of clients he is aiming for would not expect resear...
Jade new version sandwich
  11/12/09
I have no idea why this guy doesn't want to be paid in cash....
violet hunting ground
  11/11/09
i think he's okay with cash, the no cash caption is just a j...
Jade new version sandwich
  11/13/09
Stop posting this. He already responded to this and said he...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  11/13/09
This guy could be an IRL Don Quixote.
Passionate corn cake place of business
  11/11/09
Holy shit, is this flame? In any event, Portland rocks.
Onyx Affirmative Action
  11/12/09
how was he able to afford office space right in the pearl di...
olive trip theatre
  11/12/09
i would go in with this guy
Provocative French Lay
  11/12/09
Imagine him in court: "May it please the honorable m...
Onyx Affirmative Action
  11/12/09
180
bearded underhanded home
  11/13/09
ty
clear talented resort main people
  09/28/10
The funny thing is that in 2006 everyone on this board would...
Irradiated Preventive Strike
  11/12/09
he should consider cutting back on overhead ... it's not as...
Multi-colored nudist ceo queen of the night
  11/12/09
pretty funny website, I definitely think it's just IRL flame
spectacular nursing home mad-dog skullcap
  11/12/09
Is he trying to be the world's first steampunk attorney?
racy school
  11/12/09
A small but promising niche.
purple faggotry water buffalo
  11/14/09
What class does he play in Dragon Age?
Stirring Crackhouse
  11/12/09
human female bard
Curious Orchestra Pit
  11/12/09
hahahaha i know this guy.
big rebellious heaven skinny woman
  11/12/09
and i'm not at all surprised.
big rebellious heaven skinny woman
  11/12/09
Is he flaming gay? Too risk-averse or untalented to make a ...
medicated cream stag film
  11/12/09
No, he's not gay, as far as I know. I had one class with him...
big rebellious heaven skinny woman
  11/12/09
Did he unknowingly step into a time machine? That would exp...
medicated cream stag film
  11/12/09
say what you want about this guy, but at least he has the ba...
adventurous ivory shrine
  11/12/09
His schtick was not the only alternative to biglaw.
medicated cream stag film
  11/12/09
180, bro
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  11/12/09
Topical NYT article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/fa...
snowy azn
  11/12/09
"It seems the general consensus is that I ‘m a dick. Bu...
Emerald plaza clown
  11/12/09
there's a difference between being "dishonest" abo...
stimulating copper goyim
  11/12/09
Well it's fun to be famous so I'd like to thank you all for ...
unhinged foreskin
  11/12/09
this thread just jumped up a notch
cerebral stock car
  11/12/09
dude, you are getting a lot of shit on this site, but I cong...
awkward codepig psychic
  11/12/09
All kidding aside, how has business been for you? I find it ...
filthy vivacious juggernaut
  11/12/09
I would like to know as well, but considering his practice b...
supple house rigor
  11/12/09
I, for one, support you. In a profession loaded with doucheb...
adventurous ivory shrine
  11/12/09
You sound like an alright guy to me. Sure, you have your ...
supple house rigor
  11/12/09
tl; dnr Seriously dood, don't take the people here or at ...
beady-eyed background story
  11/12/09
I support this post.
sapphire forum mediation
  11/12/09
"I don't want cash payments because trust accounting ru...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  11/12/09
You sound nuts but pretty decent. It is probably best to ob...
ebony dead striped hyena ladyboy
  11/12/09
I implore you, sir, why not simply accept an offer of employ...
Tripping Nowag
  11/13/09
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carnelian exciting international law enforcement agency spot
  11/13/09
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there i...
bearded underhanded home
  11/13/09
well done.
concupiscible sooty filthpig
  11/14/09
Good start but needs a LOT of work. Also you should show an ...
wonderful mother coffee pot
  11/14/09
Seems like a decent dude.
purple faggotry water buffalo
  11/14/09
In the spirit of "it's good to know what people are act...
silver federal hell famous landscape painting
  11/18/09
Slimy Lair should really be the official title of the law bo...
racy school
  11/13/09
he's referencing xoxo on his site, now. http://www.kaplon...
Laughsome fuchsia athletic conference area
  11/12/09
calling people assholes on his website, nice.
cerebral stock car
  11/12/09
grammatical errors and dangling modifiers abound.
supple house rigor
  11/12/09
It is a bit much. I'll change it to "critics." One...
unhinged foreskin
  11/12/09
1!!!
Laughsome fuchsia athletic conference area
  11/12/09
rate me as a poster
Smoky sound barrier garrison
  11/12/09
180
Provocative French Lay
  11/14/09
PROTIP: In the legal world, the "any news is good news&...
adventurous ivory shrine
  11/12/09
DOOD holy shit. i respect your individualism, uniqueness,...
Aquamarine cruise ship
  11/12/09
"i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith" ...
silver federal hell famous landscape painting
  11/18/09
180.
Bright vigorous stain
  11/13/09
A word of advice: take that post off your website. (1) You ...
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
  11/12/09
how the fuck do you go to Cooley?
adventurous ivory shrine
  11/12/09
Affirmative action.
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
  11/12/09
It was supposed to be a compliment. You've got to be the sma...
adventurous ivory shrine
  11/12/09
Yeah, he knows. He got stuck at Cooley because all the spoo...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  11/12/09
...
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
  11/12/09
And you couldn't get into MSU? If you are from MI, even Coo...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  11/12/09
...
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
  11/12/09
But isn't MSU in the same exact town? Why wouldn't you appl...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  11/12/09
...
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
  11/12/09
Just fucking around, thanks man.
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
  11/12/09
Now he just has a woman reading a newspaper, a "rudimen...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  11/14/09
Leave this man alone. Who here doesn't aspire to be a Rom...
titillating wine pistol
  11/12/09
clodius, for one
Lime Milk Doctorate
  11/12/09
...
Tripping Nowag
  11/13/09
This thread motherfucking delivered.
arrogant apoplectic yarmulke
  11/13/09
he forgot to mention when he completed kindergarten
beta jewess
  11/13/09
The "artist's rendering" of his office decorating ...
Onyx Affirmative Action
  11/13/09
....
gay sticky whorehouse
  11/13/09
You received your law schooling at farthest Cornell? I've g...
Light narrow-minded wrinkle
  11/13/09
i think he needs to really focus on one practice area and re...
pale sinister hall roast beef
  11/13/09
He also needs to accept cash and walk-ins. He should probab...
Light narrow-minded wrinkle
  11/13/09
I speak from experience when I say nothing good comes from w...
gay sticky whorehouse
  11/13/09
I think he will accept cash. I think that "please don'...
Jade new version sandwich
  11/13/09
lol, no. read above
sapphire forum mediation
  11/13/09
Lunacy is often confused with genius. I commend you good ...
heady menage shitlib
  11/13/09
And now we've torn down the dreams of yet another aspiring d...
slimy green mood fat ankles
  11/13/09
KKKlassic thread.
salmon ape base
  11/13/09
WHY DO YOU HAVE THE NAME OF THAT GUY THAT UPLOADS TORRENTS. ...
sapphire forum mediation
  11/13/09
I agree it is poor form.
cheese-eating locus
  11/13/09
He should move his practice to Williamsburg, he'd be rich by...
buff state volcanic crater
  11/13/09
No joke. You might be on to something there. Might try...
heady menage shitlib
  11/13/09
that's actually a really good idea. williamsburg is pretty m...
Violent meetinghouse therapy
  11/25/09
he changed his pic, it looks worse. http://www.kaplon-ols...
adventurous ivory shrine
  11/13/09
Yes this smirk is powerfully bad dood. And I think you're a ...
cheese-eating locus
  11/13/09
Much worse
sapphire forum mediation
  11/13/09
with that pic he should also include a link to NAMBLA. I ...
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  11/13/09
Don't be such a jerk. I'd edit that before he sues your ass.
Onyx Affirmative Action
  11/13/09
lol, wut? my opinion is that he has a child molester mustach...
Contagious Site
  11/13/09
Took out the phrase "farthest Cornell" too. Fucki...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  11/14/09
You are supposed to listen to constructive criticism, althou...
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  11/14/09
Hey dude, sorry for the harsh words earlier. The real world ...
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  11/13/09
"because neither the executive nor the legislative bran...
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  11/13/09
I don't recommend it.
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  11/14/09
When will you putting "As Seen on Auto Admit" on t...
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  11/13/09
the mark of quality
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  11/13/09
after all, that's what lying cunt Brittan Heller and plagiar...
motley mentally impaired office
  12/23/10
purely embarrassing. guy is sadly naive if he thinks a hips...
Gaped Zippy Tanning Salon
  11/14/09
Liked it better the old way
alcoholic associate
  11/14/09
All the criticism of this guy on this thread proves how lame...
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  11/14/09
180
Zombie-like Kitty Cat Casino
  11/14/09
Speaking seriously, am I the only one who finds his repeated...
very tactful dashing giraffe
  11/14/09
why would anyone want a lawyer who insists on being some sor...
cowardly fragrant sanctuary becky
  11/14/09
Have you ever talked to a professional artist?
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
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i'd want him to draft my will using parchment and a quill pe...
Lemon cracking stead
  11/24/09
my 2 cents for ben: definitely list practice groups on your ...
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The faggot did his entire website as photos so Google will n...
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toasting an epic bread
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  11/14/09
It appears he took some of the criticism constructively.
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
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yes he did this would have been a 30 post thread if that is...
Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator
  11/18/09
In retrospect, I feel kind of scummy about the general react...
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
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Nah. He deserves a nod for actually changing his site based ...
Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator
  11/18/09
if an artist needs a lawyer, he doesn't have the luxury of m...
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  03/31/10
This douche has the nerve to charge $130 per hour? Who the f...
fighting old irish cottage
  11/18/09
He's moving on up. "...my standard rate is $140 an h...
purple faggotry water buffalo
  03/29/10
My favorite: " I went to law school to help other, not ...
fighting old irish cottage
  11/18/09
Total Cornell Tuition: 1L - $67,250 2L - $67,250 3L - $6...
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
  11/18/09
Point?
fighting old irish cottage
  11/18/09
$130 an hour is not that much
Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator
  11/18/09
STFU
fighting old irish cottage
  11/18/09
Exactly how many hrs do you think he is going to bill? How ...
Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator
  11/18/09
cr the only solo i know in portland charges $210/hr. 130 ...
Violent meetinghouse therapy
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It is if you don't know what in the fuck you're doing and ba...
Hideous Parlour
  11/18/09
"$130 an hour is not that much" What about $140...
purple faggotry water buffalo
  03/29/10
farthest new haven
cruel-hearted crawly people who are hurt
  11/24/09
The Rock: Your wish is my command
Lemon cracking stead
  12/12/09
unbelievably great thread
selfie
  12/14/09
good luck to the dude.
Cyan elastic band karate
  12/30/09
"Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but ...
Cordovan nibblets
  12/30/09
http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson...
Gold Marvelous Idiot Native
  12/30/09
How cliche to have yet another feast of Lord Saturn.
Light narrow-minded wrinkle
  12/30/09
I have two friends in common with this dood...def going to h...
Hilarious Learning Disabled Deer Antler
  03/30/10
Now see here, you young ruffians may prefer this new breed o...
dark blood rage
  12/30/09
underrated post
Hilarious Learning Disabled Deer Antler
  03/30/10
180
Flickering walnut macaca
  03/31/10
180180180180
idiotic tattoo
  04/01/10
this man should be writing for a living
insane puppy
  09/20/10
wow
outnumbered
  09/20/10
"and such is your right" was the highlight here
insane puppy
  09/22/10
ty
clear talented resort main people
  09/28/10
so well done
medicated cream stag film
  09/28/10
wonder how dood is making out.....
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  02/20/10
models + bottles OFS
bbw
  02/20/10
or given that its' Portland, lots of coffee & weed.
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  02/20/10
Thanks for posting this. I missed it in November. So great...
bespoke out-of-control friendly grandma
  02/20/10
very well I do trust
Turquoise
  03/29/10
jesus christ, it's as bad as it's ever been. The guy hasn't....
sable hairraiser internal respiration stage
  03/29/10
Is it me or does he look older than a 25/26 year old?
Vengeful toilet seat legend
  03/29/10
If it works, it works. Wonder how he is doing?
alcoholic ruby faggot firefighter
  03/29/10
It looks like he reeled in his "About Me" page a l...
mahogany party of the first part
  03/29/10
true. very sad twas darnell
Flickering walnut macaca
  03/29/10
why no discounts to cornell alumni?
cruel-hearted crawly people who are hurt
  03/29/10
"Pretentious" is an understatement. Nice mustache....
Genital Piercing
  03/31/10
anyone with a degree in "classics" from Reed is pr...
Laughsome fuchsia athletic conference area
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i know a great guy with a reed classics degree. he's definit...
Lime Milk Doctorate
  03/31/10
does he make solid eye contact?
sable hairraiser internal respiration stage
  03/31/10
This thread is freaking hilarious.
Weed Whacker
  03/31/10
I see that he has narrowed his focus to IP and publishing. ...
medicated cream stag film
  03/31/10
"Nevertheless I’m willing to consider undertaking matt...
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  05/17/10
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Law%20Office.html 1 fucking 8...
Stirring Crackhouse
  03/31/10
is he 'newly minted'
Chestnut Aggressive Hominid
  04/01/10
listing his graduations and admittances when a wet pup was a...
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  05/17/10
longest running thread ever on xo?
Brindle submissive
  05/17/10
its been updated
Autistic Blue
  06/09/10
Why did he take his picture down?!? :( LULZ
  06/09/10
beats other options: http://shitlawjobs.com
white roommate
  06/09/10
he took his picture down? lame.
Genital Piercing
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...
arousing headpube
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LULZ: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=213295794235&...
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"maaa you and dad remember i've got my saturnalia tonig...
Aquamarine cruise ship
  07/11/10
underrated poast
Hilarious Learning Disabled Deer Antler
  09/26/10
Kan't tell if he's a KONSPIRATOR
sneaky criminal
  07/11/10
...
Unholy know-it-all haunted graveyard
  12/15/10
I fucked a chick from Portland. T14 fuck of my life. Any...
pea-brained ruddy mad cow disease
  12/15/10
"about myself" i thought one of the main sellin...
Charcoal
  12/15/10
Shit's hot. So hot I replied to a year plus old post.
Aromatic Flirting Gaping Kitchen
  12/15/10
he's still going a year later
hateful prole rigpig
  12/15/10
his site no longer exists...
greedy shimmering
  12/22/10
Poor dude probably had to throw in the towel. I always th...
pearl black woman
  12/22/10
in all seriousness titcr. To his credit he tried to make it.
hateful prole rigpig
  12/22/10
Better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at ...
gay sticky whorehouse
  12/22/10
In all likelihood he would have done jack shit if he didn't ...
hateful prole rigpig
  12/22/10
it was there a week ago.
hateful prole rigpig
  12/22/10
The requested URL is now but a memory soon to be forgotten.
massive sweet tailpipe
  12/23/10
It would appear he's given up the practice of law and is con...
geriatric frum lettuce feces
  12/22/10
indeed
Saffron Antidepressant Drug
  12/22/10
This must be run by some friend of his. http://www.kaplon...
snowy azn
  12/22/10
could be worse...check out Naked Happy Girl BLS Adriana Domi...
motley mentally impaired office
  12/23/10
I wonder if this guy knows he's popular here.
Mint Nofapping Electric Furnace
  12/23/10
When I see updates to this thread, I keep expecting it to be...
medicated cream stag film
  12/23/10
uh - did you not read the last 25 posts itt?
amethyst community account
  12/23/10
No, actually, I didn't. But now that I have, I don't see an...
medicated cream stag film
  12/23/10
But by the way, he's coming off the Winter Solstice, accordi...
medicated cream stag film
  12/23/10
I was just thinking of this the other day. Ty for bumping.
bearded bisexual digit ratio
  12/23/10
Hope he's doing well
sneaky criminal
  03/25/11
Would have made great fodder for Portlandia
dark blood rage
  03/25/11
Why the fuck would you put your phone number on that site?
Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button
  04/02/11
um. so potential clients can call you?
obsidian dragon
  04/14/11
...
pea-brained ruddy mad cow disease
  04/14/11
So does this dude still practice law?
beady-eyed background story
  04/25/11
his practice has faded into the digi-gossamer
well-lubricated jap
  04/30/11
sans one ado more
coral
  04/30/11
...
beady-eyed background story
  05/29/11
Whoa, did xoxo destroy his career?
Canary Drunken Indirect Expression
  04/30/11
yep, it was clearly xoxo that destroyed his career.
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...
Plum Duck-like
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Greetings gentle visitor. I am no great believer in personal...
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MADE ON A MAC
Disturbing Violent Coldplay Fan Chad
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...
beady-eyed background story
  09/11/11
so sad i missed this the first time around
pozpig
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  05/31/11
...
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  06/24/11
holy shit i forgot this thread tyft
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Even though XOXO made fun of this guy, the man had some fuck...
Canary Drunken Indirect Expression
  09/11/11
...
flesh double fault
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...
Hilarious Learning Disabled Deer Antler
  10/04/11
i demand an update forthwith
Twinkling impressive
  11/04/11


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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: sadistic tan gaming laptop

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240324)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:54 PM
Author: electric pink halford locale

Holy Fucking Shit. The hanging of the shingle is the least interesting or faggy part about this....

Required reading:

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/About%20Myself.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240361)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: godawful potus institution

this is pure portland though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240374)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:58 PM
Author: electric pink halford locale

What? Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240391)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:30 PM
Author: godawful potus institution

Renaissanceness/flamingness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240515)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:34 PM
Author: electric pink halford locale

So, if I visit Portland it will be filled with fruits with clark gable esq mustaches dreaming of being a Roman Noble and writing horrible prose on their business websites?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240526)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:36 PM
Author: godawful potus institution

certainly a better chance there than most any other city in the country. chapel hill and austin are also up there.

i did lol at clark gable esq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240535)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:50 AM
Author: Provocative French Lay

shall we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246634)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:52 PM
Author: thirsty church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299552)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: Costumed comical corner french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531302)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:31 PM
Author: cocky frisky voyeur

Is this crap typical in pac ten country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240516)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:18 PM
Author: silver federal hell famous landscape painting

Right down to the hyphenated last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299752)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Azure haunting station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531328)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Fishy odious boiling water

No, it's pure Reed, not Portland!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531345)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: Lemon cracking stead

seems like your typical crazy ass reed graduate / portland resident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240379)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed theater pervert

"took my law schooling off at farthest Cornell"

This has to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240480)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

I almost stopped reading to comment on that phrase, too, but I continued reading.

The whole site is painfully douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240780)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: claret market cumskin

i paused and reread the sentence because i thought i was mistaken. the guy couldn't be using "farthest Cornell" in that way, but but i was wrong. i bet this guy refers to his mom as "mummy dearest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241957)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lake rehab

I have never heard this before. What does it mean??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248679)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed gas station

Might as well make your whole page an image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240765)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating telephone hospital

No, sir, THIS is pure 180: "While the world is filled with attorneys who trumpet their specialization in some particular area of law, I prefer to take a more holistic approach to the legal interests of my clients, and strive to be a true Renaissance lawyer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243349)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:23 PM
Author: silver federal hell famous landscape painting

BIGLARPLAW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299791)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: boyish ocher reading party lodge

Practice Areas:

Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but I’ve not yet learned to discriminate against any area of law. While the world is filled with attorneys who trumpet their specialization in some particular area of law, I prefer to take a more holistic approach to the legal interests of my clients, and strive to be a true Renaissance lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240368)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: Indecent domesticated circlehead

best in BIGRENAISSANCELAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240413)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 1:23 AM
Author: purple faggotry water buffalo

*sues jousting lance manufacturers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13245570)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:01 AM
Author: Hyperventilating telephone hospital

defends Merlin from child molestation charges

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246812)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed gas station

And he will get his ass kicked repeatedly by specialists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240776)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Hideous Parlour

seriously. that's not going to be his position forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242276)



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Date: September 20th, 2010 4:11 PM
Author: Orchid thriller liquid oxygen university

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Practice%20Areas.html

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16094869)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: chocolate lascivious parlor cuckold

Ouch. Good luck to him -- at least he's making an effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240438)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:28 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

Is that what we call it these days...an effort?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240510)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:08 AM
Author: crimson brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246816)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: clear talented resort main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161185)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:35 PM
Author: Maniacal bawdyhouse

oh hai benjamin!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240532)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:44 PM
Author: boyish ocher reading party lodge

haha, I think you're right: the OP has not been back with any comments and this title frames the guy in pretty good light.

Sup K-O?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240573)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:27 AM
Author: Bonkers Brass Quadroon Space

Sounds very interesting. I would follow his lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254347)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 6:40 AM
Author: Bonkers Brass Quadroon Space

Perhaps, he becomes liberal like William Kunster. See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kunstler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261840)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: supple house rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359641)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: Free-loading dingle berry

who gives a fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883234)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:58 PM
Author: Flatulent maroon wagecucks alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240392)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: Frozen Hairy Legs

lol at his "fees".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240400)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Charismatic citrine ticket booth half-breed

Yo jagged should he be charging more or less?

I couldn't imagine paying this clown a dime but they do seem pretty arbitrary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241155)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

You don't advertise to the world that you are really willing to work for $65 an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241339)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:03 PM
Author: Charismatic citrine ticket booth half-breed

But that's only for his fellow Reed brethren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241362)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

hark, but this i've only just come to know. Thank you fine friend and rest assured 'twas not in vain your clarification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241399)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: sapphire forum mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242480)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:14 AM
Author: Spruce boistinker senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244836)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: chartreuse round eye

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251414)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Frozen Hairy Legs

that's insane money for a guy with no experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242258)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:36 AM
Author: Deep Church Messiness

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246577)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:30 AM
Author: concupiscible sooty filthpig

??

it is.

you won't make that much if/when you get a 1st year biglaw job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261472)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:00 PM
Author: vibrant rose library candlestick maker

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240402)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:00 PM
Author: Flatulent maroon wagecucks alpha

I hope that poor bastard has some rich parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240408)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM
Author: magical indian lodge crotch

well, he at least has a "rich" mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240506)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

"Here we’ve the home of all newsworthy matters which touch or concern my legal practice."

It's conspicuously blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240415)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Harsh Police Squad

Sounds like he's just implying that he practices real estate law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240835)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating telephone hospital

or rape defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246813)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Laser Beams

wow. that website is terrible

this kind of thing makes me realize how many douches I'm going to encounter over the next 30 years while I'm practicing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240444)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Laser Beams

someone needs to email this thread to him once the site had been thoroughly flamed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240453)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating locus

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240556)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: metal deranged national

OP posts this thread with a punctuation moniker, then vanishes...benny = OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242044)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine pocket flask trust fund

I'm shocked he didn't get hired somewhere, shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240455)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: Transparent Appetizing Patrolman Ratface

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240457)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: orange pit

i thought i was the only one who noticed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242277)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM
Author: magical indian lodge crotch

that whole website is awesome, from a schadenfreude perspective. would be a 180 billion if flame, but sadly i think it is genuine, and thus just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240503)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

"Above, an artists rendering approximating my long term office decorating scheme."

This HAS to be fucking flame. It's dated 1870.

He thinks he's Dorian Grey or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240504)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: Flatulent maroon wagecucks alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241023)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:33 PM
Author: rusted house-broken fanboi

"If I’ve no experience with the type of matter I will generally discount my fee."

What a gentleman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240524)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:35 PM
Author: Maniacal bawdyhouse

i hate the way this assclown uses "'ve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240529)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: claret market cumskin

yet he's above using contractions like "i'm"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241975)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Gunner

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240823)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: racy school

I was just about to post this. What a sporting concession by this dapper young barrister. Hup hup! Huzzah!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248009)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:38 PM
Author: histrionic big-titted principal's office dopamine

I'd hire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240548)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed gas station

To do what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240790)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: metal deranged national

be cloned a bunch of times for bukkake vids with gauge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242053)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:39 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

his facebook photo is rather lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240554)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating locus

I wonder if he'll give me an SA position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240563)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: magical indian lodge crotch

he'd probably pay you $10/hour just for use of your westlaw password

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240618)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:05 PM
Author: maize public bath tank

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240628)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating locus

It would probably be a pretty sweet summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242237)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:04 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

I got slightly more than that as a clerk in Midlaw some time ago in Chi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243729)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling iridescent address kitty

this has to be flame. omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240624)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic associate

Uhhhh yes, IRL flame.

"I was enticed to the law by my desire to be a Roman aristocrat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240803)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

I know this is very lame of me, but I looked him up. His senior thesis at reed was on Cicero's Roman Republic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240813)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Harsh Police Squad

I'm lol'ing at the lousy introduction on his website. Never denigrate yourself - especially not on the front page of your friggin' web site!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240805)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Harsh Police Squad

Oh yeah, and LOL that he refuses cash. He should be insisting on cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240815)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned abode

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241242)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:57 AM
Author: Jade new version sandwich

I think the no cash thing is just a joke caption for the picture of the roman office overflowing with coins...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254726)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

Wrong. Read what he wrote below re: needing to keep a paper trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254729)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: Jade new version sandwich

This is almost certainly not flame, since almost all the facts about his practice are corroborated by the Oregon State Bar membership directory, and other background information is corroborated by simple Google searches.

He's clearly just a unique individual with a sense of humor and the ability to not take himself too seriously. He's taking the angle of being honest and jovial. It'll turn some people off, sure, but it will probably attract clients who would otherwise not come. I mean, if a novice attorney tried to pretend they were some fancy big lawyer, it would probably turn more people off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240850)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Gunner

the only clients that will go to him = unsophisticated

you attract unsophisticated by pretending to be a facny big lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240885)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

reality id that the vast majority of real people, not businesses, who need a lawyer are fairly unsophisticated, douche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251685)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:17 PM
Author: Flatulent maroon wagecucks alpha

sup Ben

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241037)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

Doesn't seem like he takes himself too seriously at all. Probably just afraid of cutting his top lip when he shaves, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241373)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:18 PM
Author: Lime Milk Doctorate

chances he wear sleeve garters?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sleevegarter.jpg

looks like his site was designed by marriedtothesea.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241038)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: 180 red point persian

I have a pair of those for a particularly flowing tux shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243477)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating useless useless brakes

DOUCHE CHILLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241134)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:38 PM
Author: amber property

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241209)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:47 PM
Author: arousing headpube

"For my fellow Reed College alumni, as well as students, faculty, and staff I’m currently offering a discount rate of $65 an hour plus expenses."

SOMEONE on XOXO has to know this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241262)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: Lime Milk Doctorate

$65 "plus expenses"

what the fuck, is he encyclopedia brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241330)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: sapphire forum mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242517)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lake rehab

*Bills you for juice and cookies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248703)



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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:48 PM
Author: Diverse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17768077)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: silver federal hell famous landscape painting

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299839)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

I like how he's billing unsupervised work to the tune of about $270K a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241352)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: purple faggotry water buffalo

Show your work.

You won't get that number under any reasonable assumptions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260470)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:08 PM
Author: glittery drab mexican location

Looks like Raul Julia as Gomez Addams

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/9008-211.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241412)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: glittery drab mexican location

Dood, if you're reading this, delete everything unrelated to the law on your site. Also delete all references to your inexperience, age, and when you graduated, etc. Otherwise, you're going to fucking starve while getting laughed at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241432)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: magenta fear-inspiring chapel son of senegal

What are the odds of getting disbarred if you take like a murder case as your first one without knowing shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241447)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: chocolate lascivious parlor cuckold

O Hai Sullivan & Cromwell attorneys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241467)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: glittery drab mexican location

I think your worry would be a malpractice claim, not disbarrment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241480)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: Curious Orchestra Pit

also unlikely because the fucker is going to be guilty and stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241892)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: Jade new version sandwich

it's very hard to get disbarred for incompetence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241879)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz center

ESTIMATE the net worth of this dude's parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241492)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: glittery drab mexican location

I've an inclination not to do so, although I expect they live off in farthest Portland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241553)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: arousing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242111)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

5-10 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241896)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: blathering theater stage pisswyrm

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241897)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

jealous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241899)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: blathering theater stage pisswyrm

LOL. The faggotry on that website is unpossible to create jealousy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241907)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

you SAY this, but wouldn't you like to be so oblivious to your social awkwardness that conventional social constraints have absolutely no bearing on your behavior?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241943)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: cheese-eating locus

I'll admit I'm sort of jealous. If this dude can actually turn a profit doing what he's doing, then fuckin A man, he's living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242281)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: black really tough guy twinkling uncleanness

Perhaps the number of 180s in this thread will be posted on his news page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241928)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating telephone hospital

i award you eleventy-billion points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243431)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Excitant Insecure School Cafeteria

"The mechanized assault chariot, just one of the fine innovations the world would never have seen if Da Vinci had not had the fortitude to avoid specialization."

I've not the faintest clue where to aquire said mechanized assuault chariot. Prithee, might there still be craftsmen who possess the arts to construct such a thing in farthest Ithaca?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242009)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242108)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:17 PM
Author: Lemon cracking stead

perhaps send a messenger to:

Sibley School of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering

Cornell University

Fargthest Ithaca, NY 14853-7501

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242785)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: Hyperventilating telephone hospital

"farthest Ithaca"

You meant "farthest Ithæca"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243446)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:02 AM
Author: titillating wine pistol

Just think of where we would be without this grand innovation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254948)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:13 AM
Author: bronze floppy incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680404)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: sickened buck-toothed piazza

Purest gravy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242073)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Excitant Insecure School Cafeteria

If the map on his office location page is accurate, it looks like his office is likely some kind of industrial/warehouse space, which I admit is kind of cool. Not where I'd go for legal advice, but he can probably ride a pennyfarthing around in his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242109)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242271)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: painfully honest puce dilemma scourge upon the earth

google street view, not the worst place to begin

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=821+nw+flanders+st,+97209&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.323858,76.728516&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=821+NW+Flanders+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97209&ll=45.527457,-122.67967&spn=0.006539,0.018733&z=16&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=45.525857,-122.679659&panoid=fQ6wfIqQwKgmQKPECuDidQ&cbp=12,319.71,,0,0.15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242547)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: Mischievous Knife Box Office

extra lulz for the the graffiti that was pressure-washed off that garage door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243028)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:29 AM
Author: Primrose Range

oh look! he even provides a restroom for his clients. how polite.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=821+nw+flanders+st,+97209&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.323858,76.728516&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=821+NW+Flanders+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97209&layer=c&cbll=45.525859,-122.679522&panoid=ZbTG3I6q3f5xG1Vww_U86A&cbp=12,184.71,,0,0.15&ll=45.525863,-122.679412&spn=0,359.985151&z=16&iwloc=A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246543)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: purple faggotry water buffalo

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260482)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:52 PM
Author: Gaped Zippy Tanning Salon

that's actually a pretty expensive area - those loft spaces in the pearl district are coveted.

this guy 100% has rich parents who are supporting his hipster ass so long as he appears to be making some kind of career effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260275)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: orange pit

should i email him this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242284)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

wait for the night shift/drunks to decimate the hell out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242291)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: Excitant Insecure School Cafeteria

He'd probably make a pretty good poster. He should have plenty of spare time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242316)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:24 PM
Author: carmine brethren temple

I know this guy. He liked to talk in law school. Based on the things he said and how he talked, this doesn't surprise me.

Edit: He also liked wearing vests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242499)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:23 PM
Author: bearded underhanded home

Did he let on to his ambition to Roman aristocracy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242830)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: carmine brethren temple

He liked to rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243046)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: Light narrow-minded wrinkle

Exactly how gay is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13247670)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: silver federal hell famous landscape painting

This guy is making me rethink the one vest I own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299870)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:16 PM
Author: razzle business firm

http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/

One of the writers at 160 stole it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242780)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:17 PM
Author: razzle business firm

"He looks exactly like you would have expected from the paragraph above, right? I honestly feel as though he’s going to come through the screen and kill me – then rape me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242790)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Preventive Strike

O-M-G.

I wouldn't hire this guy to be a barista, honestly. Everything from the photograph to the style just says "self-absorbed douche".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242996)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored nudist ceo queen of the night

IMHO his website would be appealing - if he were not a lawyer....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243413)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Irradiated Preventive Strike

This is 180 Glenn Lerner.

If he weren't a lawyer what? Him being a lawyer is what makes this so incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243484)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored nudist ceo queen of the night

if i were his friend i would give some honest advice to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243497)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Preventive Strike

which explains the website, no? He looks like the type who carried a briefcase to elementary school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243554)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored nudist ceo queen of the night

if he's practising art law and already has a whole book of businesses then his website would not look that silly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243530)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:00 PM
Author: metal deranged national

meh, it's not that bad. i bet it fools the poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243694)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:13 AM
Author: Irradiated Preventive Strike

This might appeal to similarly sheltered privileged types. Otherwise, poors are smarter than to hire this douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246894)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: metal deranged national

how so? the profession is filled with toolbags like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243573)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:12 AM
Author: Irradiated Preventive Strike

When I think of most lawyers, I think of used cars salesmen, basically desperate white collar free-lance bureaucrats.

This guy OTOH...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246889)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house turdskin

betcha he's been to a renaissance fair or two in his day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243559)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Onyx Affirmative Action

I bet if you asked him his email address he'd say something like, "Email? No such thing in the Year of Our Lord 1590."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244886)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: Opaque crusty stage partner

made me tinkle in my slacks. well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161165)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: metal deranged national

OP: how do you afford research + office + etc with those rates? how do you figure out all the civpro just starting out like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243680)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

if you limit your practice to just one or two counties, teaching yourself procedure is not that bad, douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243773)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:12 PM
Author: violet hunting ground

There are reasons to limit yourself to your home county, but procedure isn't one of them IMHO. It's not that hard to check local rules quickly for any quirks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243809)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

uh, you'd be surprised what isn't in any local rules around these parts, douche- I'm talking huge counties in major urban areas, not barney goober flyover redneck doucheland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244584)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: violet hunting ground

Looks as if he's in a former (?) industrial building, which would be much cheaper than typical Class A office space.

I think he's actually making a shrewd decision on this (if nothing else). I hung my own shingle about 9 months ago with two buddies, and one of the ways we've made it work is keeping our overhead down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243798)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Flirting Gaping Kitchen

Nah brah,

He's in the Pearl District, which is like the most expensive hood in the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824014)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: violet hunting ground

> $65 'plus expenses.' what the fuck, is he encyclopedia brown

I don't understand the amusement over "expenses." I certainly don't eat client expenses in my practice (unless they're about $5 or less).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243831)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:52 PM
Author: Lime Milk Doctorate

it's just the way he put it. no one is going to complain if he bills his research as passthrough or whatever, so it's stupid to mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244630)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Jade new version sandwich

the type of clients he is aiming for would not expect research costs or any expenses billed as a passthrough, so it's pretty smart of him to mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244787)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:19 PM
Author: violet hunting ground

I have no idea why this guy doesn't want to be paid in cash. That's the best way. Nothing makes my day more than a client stopping by with $100 bills.

I'll take credit cards in order to get paid, but I hate having the processor take a cut.

Checks are okay, but I got a bad one about a week ago. :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243871)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM
Author: Jade new version sandwich

i think he's okay with cash, the no cash caption is just a joke and gives him an excuse to post that picture of the overflowing roman money room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254731)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:02 AM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

Stop posting this. He already responded to this and said he won't accept cash because he wants there to be a paper trail. Which is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, but you are even dumber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254740)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:58 PM
Author: Passionate corn cake place of business

This guy could be an IRL Don Quixote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244681)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:15 AM
Author: Onyx Affirmative Action

Holy shit, is this flame? In any event, Portland rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244851)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:30 AM
Author: olive trip theatre

how was he able to afford office space right in the pearl district? that isn't very cheap, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246548)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:49 AM
Author: Provocative French Lay

i would go in with this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246630)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 4:06 AM
Author: Onyx Affirmative Action

Imagine him in court:

"May it please the honorable magistrate of this mighty and preftigious court to hear the meager pleadings of but a young and humble barrister seeking to unwrap the riddle of justice from the tangled webs of deceit and debauchery."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246681)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: bearded underhanded home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13255432)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: clear talented resort main people

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161258)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:16 AM
Author: Irradiated Preventive Strike

The funny thing is that in 2006 everyone on this board would have been like, "go to Cornell, the debt won't be a problem once you get teh 160k associate job"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246899)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:43 AM
Author: Multi-colored nudist ceo queen of the night

he should consider cutting back on overhead ...

it's not as if he would meet any client every single day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246967)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: spectacular nursing home mad-dog skullcap

pretty funny website, I definitely think it's just IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13247624)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: racy school

Is he trying to be the world's first steampunk attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248015)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:34 AM
Author: purple faggotry water buffalo

A small but promising niche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260573)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: Stirring Crackhouse

What class does he play in Dragon Age?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248072)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Curious Orchestra Pit

human female bard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248082)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: big rebellious heaven skinny woman

hahahaha i know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248626)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:04 PM
Author: big rebellious heaven skinny woman

and i'm not at all surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248637)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: medicated cream stag film

Is he flaming gay? Too risk-averse or untalented to make a career as a writer? All of the above?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248661)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:11 PM
Author: big rebellious heaven skinny woman

No, he's not gay, as far as I know. I had one class with him and he'd wear the same suit complete with vest, bowler hat, and watch fob every day.

Nice enough, if somewhat eccentric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248692)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: medicated cream stag film

Did he unknowingly step into a time machine? That would explain a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248715)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:19 PM
Author: adventurous ivory shrine

say what you want about this guy, but at least he has the balls to be different, and not a partner-cocksucking corporate fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248723)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: medicated cream stag film

His schtick was not the only alternative to biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248734)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

180, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251677)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:22 PM
Author: snowy azn

Topical NYT article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/fashion/12CODES.html?_r=1&ref=style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248742)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Emerald plaza clown

"It seems the general consensus is that I ‘m a dick. But interestingly enough it has come exclusively from people who lacked the basic decency to speak to me directly despite having taken the time to scour a website that contained my phone number, email, and mailing address. But now that you’ve dragged me here to your slimy lair to discuss the website let me say that your criticisms seem to boil down to my picture and demeanor, my admissions of my inexperience, and my candidness about my fee structures.

On the first point all I can say is that I photographed myself exactly as I appear and expressed myself in the manner that I speak. I’ll freely admit it’s not a good photo but it is the best I had at the ready on my computer and I fully intend to replace it at the soonest convenient time. I suppose I’ll strive to look less creepy in the future.

I will not be dishonest about my inexperience however. An attorney can not ethically claim more experience that they have, nor even mislead the public with, for example “I’ve never lost a case” when they’ve never had a case. Lawyers in Oregon have been disciplined for naming there firms anything which even implies a specialty which they are not thoroughly experienced in. I decided honesty was the best policy, at least until I had a little more experience. The one thing I was not completely honest about is that ideally I would like to eventually specialize in intellectual property, which I studied extensively in law school, once I feel I have the expertise. You incidentally did infringe on my copyright to that dreadful picture, and fair use is a very weak defense. There is no slander issue here obviously, because it is written, but I’ve yet to read closely enough to determine if there’s libel.

Generally I’m inclined to agree with you in terms of how I present my fee structure, but what you must understand is that at the moment the website is there to give details for my half price discount to my fellow Reed alumni, to whom I’m currently sending targeted advertisements through facebook about a half price discount, many of whom already know me. Perhaps if more attorneys had the candor to just state their fees on their websites I’d have better guidance on this point.

All and all you’ve made some valid criticisms, but mostly you just resorted to ad hominem attacks. I’ve not been so ill treated since middle school. I urge you to grow up, and stop attacking anyone who dares to have a personality.

Yours,

Benjamin Kaplon-Olson"

from http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13250276)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: stimulating copper goyim

there's a difference between being "dishonest" about inexperienced, and not talking about inexperience at all. he seems to think that he's just got to say somethin', when it would be much, much better to say nothing at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13250288)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: unhinged foreskin

Well it's fun to be famous so I'd like to thank you all for that. Moving on to some of the points you picked up on:

My Picture- I agree, not the most attractive fellow. But that's just what some of us have to live with. Perhaps I'll omit pictures of myself in the future, but the website seemed rather too barren without it. In any case I've limited photos of myself on my computer at the moment and will rectify the situation as soon as possible. But it won't be much different because that is my face and trademark outfit.

My Prose- My style is often unusual but it is deliberately so, as I'd like to attract clients who will be good matches for me and that's just how I prefer to speak. I'd ultimately like to focus my practice on copyrights and trademarks, and so felt I might appeal to the more artistic crowd, who at the very least would be less put off than by a typical bland as fuck website dwelling on combined years of experience, commitment to service and the several other required selling points.

I'm well aware that one does not generally use the "I've" contraction when the "have" is not an auxiliary verb, but it is idiom not rule, and I find it more elegant.

My Fee- My fee is roughly the average for a lawyer in solo practice in Portland with less than a year of experience, as best I can gather from the Oregon Bar's published statistics. Really my only sin on this point is coming right out and giving people a clue what my services will cost them, something few lawyers dare. As for the perils of flexible fees there will always be a written fee agreement, and the flexibility will likely stop once I'm a bit more experienced. I don't want cash payments because trust accounting rules are strictly enforced and I'd like to have a paper trail. I'll be accepting credit cards soon.

Inexperience- Yes, I am inexperienced and I tried to come up with a way to not announce this on the front page of my website. But look at a few law firm websites and you'll realize that they all trumpet experience. I decided to just confront the elephant in the room so I could spin it to some slight advantage.

Renaissance Lawyer- Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me. Should the situation prove untenable, I can always specialize. But my suspicion is that it's a lot easier for a generalist to become a specialist than for a specialist suddenly start a general practice.

Me Being Rich- Nope. Scholarships and insane loans. My Pearl District office is a space-sharing arrangement, in a low rent building where the Pearl district meets the bad side of Burnside.

Generally speaking the website was a partly tongue-in-cheek effort to remind all my old college friends and other relations in the area that I'm now a lawyer, and would love their business.Frankly I'm surprised any of you came upon it. Naturally I'll develop a more mainstream one once I can make the usual required statements about experience. If I have to.

Having your personality semi-anonymously lampooned all day is not as much fun as you might think, but it's good to know what people are actually thinking. I rather liked the bit about defending jousting lance manufacturers. Now lets see what sort of websites you all have.

Yours,

Benjamin Kaplon-Olson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251323)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:50 PM
Author: cerebral stock car

this thread just jumped up a notch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251484)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:51 PM
Author: awkward codepig psychic

dude, you are getting a lot of shit on this site, but I congratulate you - you've clearly thought a lot about your practice and I think you will catch on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251491)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:52 PM
Author: filthy vivacious juggernaut

All kidding aside, how has business been for you? I find it pretty interesting when people start their own business from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251496)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: supple house rigor

I would like to know as well, but considering his practice began just last month, I have a feeling things have yet to pick up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251546)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: adventurous ivory shrine

I, for one, support you. In a profession loaded with douchebags, it's refreshing to see someone earnestly try to bring a little civility back to law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251508)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: supple house rigor

You sound like an alright guy to me.

Sure, you have your eccentricities, but we all do, and I for one appreciate your genuineness and originality. That said, I think there's a line to be drawn between "being you" and being smart about the way you present your law practice. Clean up the page and don't be such a low-hanging fruit for criticism on sites like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251524)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed background story

tl; dnr

Seriously dood, don't take the people here or at life@160 too seriously. Plenty of recent grads wish they had the nuts to do this and plenty others think it's cool that you're giving it a go. Don't worry about what us Internet anons have to say about it.

Oh and good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251700)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: sapphire forum mediation

I support this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251707)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

"I don't want cash payments because trust accounting rules are strictly enforced and I'd like to have a paper trail. I'll be accepting credit cards soon."

Have you never heard of a receipt you creepy fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251796)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:53 PM
Author: ebony dead striped hyena ladyboy

You sound nuts but pretty decent.

It is probably best to observe this board but not engage in it. Some of the trolls here can get pretty riled up about innocuous comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251852)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Tripping Nowag

I implore you, sir, why not simply accept an offer of employment with the gentlemen at DLA Piper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13253677)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: carnelian exciting international law enforcement agency spot

dla piper numba one in tudor england

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257498)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: bearded underhanded home

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13255410)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:13 AM
Author: concupiscible sooty filthpig

well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261404)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: wonderful mother coffee pot

Good start but needs a LOT of work. Also you should show an internet fax number so clients can fax you documents which are then emailed to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13268265)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 11:38 PM
Author: purple faggotry water buffalo

Seems like a decent dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13268296)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: silver federal hell famous landscape painting

In the spirit of "it's good to know what people are actually thinking," I'll just point out that most people find "unusual but...deliberately so" annoying (i.e, contrived, pretentious).

That said, you seem to be responding relatively well, although the copyright claim regarding criticism of your photo is a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300037)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:42 PM
Author: racy school

Slimy Lair should really be the official title of the law board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257389)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: Laughsome fuchsia athletic conference area

he's referencing xoxo on his site, now.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/News/News.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251458)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:51 PM
Author: cerebral stock car

calling people assholes on his website, nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251494)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: supple house rigor

grammatical errors and dangling modifiers abound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251538)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: unhinged foreskin

It is a bit much. I'll change it to "critics." One of the problems with a solo practice is there's nobody to tell you not to do things when your upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251577)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Laughsome fuchsia athletic conference area

1!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251585)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Smoky sound barrier garrison

rate me as a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251592)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:56 AM
Author: Provocative French Lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261056)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: adventurous ivory shrine

PROTIP: In the legal world, the "any news is good news" maxim does not apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251595)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship

DOOD holy shit.

i respect your individualism, uniqueness, and c, but seriously unless you've got all sorts of friends/family willing to hook you up with clients, in spite of your website, this seems like a terrible way to market a solo practice

i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251608)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: silver federal hell famous landscape painting

"i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith"

180 and seconded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300090)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:05 PM
Author: Bright vigorous stain

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13259975)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button

A word of advice: take that post off your website. (1) You garnered a generally positive response to your initial post on here, and you don't want to draw the ire of one of the bipolar contributors, (2) you probably don't want to increase the google footprint your association with this website is going to leave. Seriously, take it down now man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251757)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: adventurous ivory shrine

how the fuck do you go to Cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251769)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button

Affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251785)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: adventurous ivory shrine

It was supposed to be a compliment. You've got to be the smartest guy there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251792)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

Yeah, he knows. He got stuck at Cooley because all the spooks with lower scores than he had took his spot at better schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251806)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:46 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251815)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

And you couldn't get into MSU? If you are from MI, even Cooley on a large scholarship wouldn't be that much less than MSU. MSU is not very competitive. Did all the spooks with lower scores take your spot at MSU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251829)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:53 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251854)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

But isn't MSU in the same exact town? Why wouldn't you apply to both, even if you were just limiting yourself to schools in that town? I support your mindlessness about the situation though. I think things would be much better in law if we didn't have all these faggots mapping out their lives for the perfect law career since they were 15.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251867)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 10:03 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251912)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button

Just fucking around, thanks man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251808)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

Now he just has a woman reading a newspaper, a "rudimentary form of blog" The xoxo link was better for his practice than that horrendous fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260564)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: titillating wine pistol

Leave this man alone.

Who here doesn't aspire to be a Roman aristocrat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251697)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Lime Milk Doctorate

clodius, for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251727)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Tripping Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13253676)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:39 AM
Author: arrogant apoplectic yarmulke

This thread motherfucking delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254356)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 6:24 AM
Author: beta jewess

he forgot to mention when he completed kindergarten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254459)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 6:33 AM
Author: Onyx Affirmative Action

The "artist's rendering" of his office decorating scheme is hilarious and disturbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254460)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:35 AM
Author: gay sticky whorehouse

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254540)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:37 AM
Author: Light narrow-minded wrinkle

You received your law schooling at farthest Cornell? I've great respect for noble Ezra's institution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254542)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:38 AM
Author: pale sinister hall roast beef

i think he needs to really focus on one practice area and read absolutely voraciously about the relevant caselaw and procedures in that area. such as immigration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254545)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:42 AM
Author: Light narrow-minded wrinkle

He also needs to accept cash and walk-ins. He should probably also abandon any thought that his solo law practice will resemble the gentlemanly intellectual life portrayed in Dickens novels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254548)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:48 AM
Author: gay sticky whorehouse

I speak from experience when I say nothing good comes from walkins in real life. Limiting your practice to "by appointment only" and have a paralegal screen people before they see you so you know what to say before you meet them is not a bad way to do things even for a solo. Many if not most new solos today do the virtual office thing anyway so they cant do walkins. But this probably depends on location more than anything. Portland isnt NY so he may need to be more hands on. He should probably give it a go both ways.

Truth is most small firms reject more cases than they accept, especially in PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254556)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM
Author: Jade new version sandwich

I think he will accept cash. I think that "please don't pay in cash" caption is just a joke to give him an excuse to post the pic of the roman office overflowing with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254728)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: sapphire forum mediation

lol, no. read above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254806)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:34 AM
Author: heady menage shitlib

Lunacy is often confused with genius.

I commend you good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254668)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:08 AM
Author: slimy green mood fat ankles

And now we've torn down the dreams of yet another aspiring douchebag.

Bravo xoxo. Just bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254758)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:13 AM
Author: salmon ape base

KKKlassic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254771)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:33 AM
Author: sapphire forum mediation

WHY DO YOU HAVE THE NAME OF THAT GUY THAT UPLOADS TORRENTS. TELL ME NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254808)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating locus

I agree it is poor form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257293)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: buff state volcanic crater

He should move his practice to Williamsburg, he'd be rich by now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257109)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:11 PM
Author: heady menage shitlib

No joke.

You might be on to something there.

Might try corner the hipster market in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257140)



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Date: November 25th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Violent meetinghouse therapy

that's actually a really good idea. williamsburg is pretty much a toned-down version of inner portland, except that kids there have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13368087)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: adventurous ivory shrine

he changed his pic, it looks worse.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/About%20Myself.html

BKO, if you're reading this man..stop using unflattering webcam shots on your own fucking website. You are a total n00b man, and you've got to market yourself better. You think potential clients are going to want you as their lawyer when they see such a bad picture of you on your wesbite? It's bad signaling. Go to a professional studio, get a portrait done for like $50 bucks. It will pay for itself in the long run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257174)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating locus

Yes this smirk is powerfully bad dood. And I think you're a good dood but please stop short of shooting yourself in the feets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257307)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:30 PM
Author: sapphire forum mediation

Much worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257314)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Contagious Site

with that pic he should also include a link to NAMBLA.

I think the NAMBLA connection basically gives him an auto-in in Portland. plus the namble doods can relate to that mustache and the fact that Benjamin looks like he is balding. Poor guy will soon be a bald and even more unattractive failure if he doesn't find a niche quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257668)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Onyx Affirmative Action

Don't be such a jerk. I'd edit that before he sues your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258384)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:56 PM
Author: Contagious Site

lol, wut? my opinion is that he has a child molester mustache and the pic seems to show him balding.

what's the issue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260296)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

Took out the phrase "farthest Cornell" too. Fucking pussy. He knew how gay that sounded when he wrote it. He shouldn't have taken it down just because we ripped on him for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260550)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

You are supposed to listen to constructive criticism, although your point has merit.

Perhaps he should travel to middling Chicago and sip tea and fornicate with tokyo rose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13264587)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:32 PM
Author: Irradiated Preventive Strike

Hey dude, sorry for the harsh words earlier. The real world sucks, doesn't it? Anyways, it would be a good idea to get a more professional site, and throw in some self-deferential humor into that site to make it clear that it's a parody site. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258405)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: tantric private investor

"because neither the executive nor the legislative branch has authority here, we hold that the judicial branch must defer to itself."

seriously, am i dumb or is self-deferential not a real thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258458)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:36 AM
Author: purple faggotry water buffalo

I don't recommend it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260586)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:36 PM
Author: poppy set

When will you putting "As Seen on Auto Admit" on the web site?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258425)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:57 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

the mark of quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13259924)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: motley mentally impaired office

after all, that's what lying cunt Brittan Heller and plagiarist faggot Nathaniel Gleicher did...in their FUCKING WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!1

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:BrittanHeller.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883504)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Gaped Zippy Tanning Salon

purely embarrassing. guy is sadly naive if he thinks a hipsterfied 'personality' website is going to do anything but harm him. he clearly likes the idea and image of being some kind of seasoned solo in the godawfully smug little hipster enclave of the pearl, but he doesn't seem to have the first fucking clue about building a practice and learning the trade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260380)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: alcoholic associate

Liked it better the old way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260850)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:22 AM
Author: flushed love of her life

All the criticism of this guy on this thread proves how lame and douchie most law students and lawyers are. This guy is cool as shit, smart, creative, and funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260870)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 9:35 AM
Author: Zombie-like Kitty Cat Casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13262069)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: very tactful dashing giraffe

Speaking seriously, am I the only one who finds his repeated use of "can not" instead of "cannot" on the first page to be jarring to read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261069)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: cowardly fragrant sanctuary becky

why would anyone want a lawyer who insists on being some sort of 18th century intellectual? Do i really want this guy writing up my will?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261110)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:47 AM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button

Have you ever talked to a professional artist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261310)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Lemon cracking stead

i'd want him to draft my will using parchment and a quill pen, hell yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359872)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:36 AM
Author: sepia field toaster

my 2 cents for ben: definitely list practice groups on your site. specifically mention that you want to do copyright/TM/general contract drafting type stuff. you want your name to come up when people google for those types of services. right now from your website you appear to be some type of fledgling generalist litigator. and i think its safe to say that someone looking for a solo practice litigator, i.e. someone with an genuine urgent legal problem with a limited budget, is not going to waste time/money taking a chance with an apparent joker like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261491)



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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:50 PM
Author: seedy chrome idea he suggested

The faggot did his entire website as photos so Google will not be able to index it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202617)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 9:51 AM
Author: Misunderstood galvanic den organic girlfriend
Subject: toasting an epic bread

i loathe hipsters and would probably dislike this dood irl, but i support him. he's got heart, and i respect doods who keep it real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13262129)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:46 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button

It appears he took some of the criticism constructively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299504)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

yes he did

this would have been a 30 post thread if that is what he had to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299537)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button

In retrospect, I feel kind of scummy about the general reaction. If nothing else, the guy tried something original; he's not marketing to law students or firms, but to clients. It certainly wasn't something I'd do, and there definitely were a few errors in judgment, but if his intent truly was to attract individuals from the art community, I don't think he was hurting himself nearly as much as some of the hyperbole in this thread would imply.

Guy, if you're reading this, you deserve a nod for trying something new. People, including myself, are critical douches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299604)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

Nah. He deserves a nod for actually changing his site based upon some of the criticism. It needed to be changed.

Now it is 'different' but probably just fine considering who he is targeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299744)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:22 AM
Author: sable hairraiser internal respiration stage

if an artist needs a lawyer, he doesn't have the luxury of money to waste on guys like Kaplan Olson.

He hasn't taken any of the criticism constructively at all. The website is as ridiculous as ever. Good luck to the kid, if this works for him I'll out myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556604)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:02 PM
Author: fighting old irish cottage

This douche has the nerve to charge $130 per hour? Who the fuck does he think he is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299613)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: purple faggotry water buffalo

He's moving on up.

"...my standard rate is $140 an hour plus expenses."

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Fees.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541449)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: fighting old irish cottage

My favorite: " I went to law school to help other, not to collect a big paycheck, [but I charge $130 and hour + expenses]". This is killself material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299626)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:08 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button

Total Cornell Tuition: 1L - $67,250 2L - $67,250 3L - $66,350

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299661)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:26 PM
Author: fighting old irish cottage

Point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299819)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

$130 an hour is not that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299755)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:26 PM
Author: fighting old irish cottage

STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299822)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 4:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearly mental disorder masturbator

Exactly how many hrs do you think he is going to bill?

How much do other solos charge in his area?

Suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300285)



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Date: November 25th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Violent meetinghouse therapy

cr

the only solo i know in portland charges $210/hr. 130 ain't shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13368029)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 4:23 PM
Author: Hideous Parlour

It is if you don't know what in the fuck you're doing and basically admits he doesn't know what he's doing on his website (though he also says he won't bill people for his learning time either, so I have no idea how he's going to bill anyone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300330)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: purple faggotry water buffalo

"$130 an hour is not that much"

What about $140?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541471)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted crawly people who are hurt

farthest new haven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359675)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: Lemon cracking stead

The Rock: Your wish is my command

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13530255)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:29 AM
Author:  selfie

unbelievably great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13544380)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:25 AM
Author: Cyan elastic band karate

good luck to the dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680442)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:30 AM
Author: Cordovan nibblets

"Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but I’ve not yet learned to discriminate against any area of law."

Business 101: always act like you know what you're doing. He fails it so hard on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680465)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:35 AM
Author: Gold Marvelous Idiot Native

http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson/9701690#/profile.php?v=wall&id=9701690



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680486)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: Light narrow-minded wrinkle

How cliche to have yet another feast of Lord Saturn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680562)



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Date: March 30th, 2010 12:03 AM
Author: Hilarious Learning Disabled Deer Antler

I have two friends in common with this dood...def going to have to get the scoop from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14543627)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author:  dark blood rage

Now see here, you young ruffians may prefer this new breed of brash, rough-and-tumble barrister that seems now to have sprung up out of every ditch and sewer grate in the city, and such is your right. But when a dispute recently arose between myself and one of my competitors in the whaling endeavor, I sought out a cultivated man, a man of letters, and I found such a man in one Mr. Kaplon-Olson. It mattered not that Mr. Kaplon-Olson often needed hours or days to study what a more experienced attorney would already know, for when he did finish the complaint it was written in the finest prose. It mattered not that he was not well-versed in this newfangled electronical filing system, for when he strode into the courtroom in his top-hat and pince-nez glasses, his pocket watch perfectly shined, his waistcoat perfectly tailored, and handed in his motions, drafted in perfected script, the judge could only marvel at the dignity with which this young man carried himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13681706)



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Date: March 30th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: Hilarious Learning Disabled Deer Antler

underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14543656)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:30 AM
Author: Flickering walnut macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556618)



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Date: April 1st, 2010 12:06 PM
Author: idiotic tattoo

180180180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14568190)



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Date: September 20th, 2010 8:20 PM
Author: insane puppy

this man should be writing for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16097047)



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Date: September 20th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: outnumbered

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16097064)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: insane puppy

"and such is your right" was the highlight here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16113833)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:38 AM
Author: clear talented resort main people

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161307)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: medicated cream stag film

so well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16166299)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:35 AM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

wonder how dood is making out.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176945)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:37 AM
Author:  bbw

models + bottles OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176962)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:40 AM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

or given that its' Portland, lots of coffee & weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176968)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:49 AM
Author: bespoke out-of-control friendly grandma

Thanks for posting this. I missed it in November. So great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14177019)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:10 PM
Author: Turquoise

very well I do trust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541374)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: sable hairraiser internal respiration stage

jesus christ, it's as bad as it's ever been. The guy hasn't...improved it at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541398)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Vengeful toilet seat legend

Is it me or does he look older than a 25/26 year old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541420)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: alcoholic ruby faggot firefighter

If it works, it works. Wonder how he is doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541550)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: mahogany party of the first part

It looks like he reeled in his "About Me" page a little bit (it no longer says "farthest Cornell," nor does it trumpet his status as a "renaissance lawyer")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541613)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:36 PM
Author: Flickering walnut macaca

true. very sad

twas darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541675)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted crawly people who are hurt

why no discounts to cornell alumni?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541638)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 7:39 AM
Author:  Genital Piercing

"Pretentious" is an understatement. Nice mustache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556580)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Laughsome fuchsia athletic conference area

anyone with a degree in "classics" from Reed is probably pretty insufferable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556637)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: Lime Milk Doctorate

i know a great guy with a reed classics degree. he's definitely a 'reed' type (left wing, organic coffee, long distance running,) but he's also really nice.

i think the problem with this dude is more the cornell law degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556921)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: sable hairraiser internal respiration stage

does he make solid eye contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14563159)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:58 AM
Author:  Weed Whacker

This thread is freaking hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556664)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 9:16 AM
Author: medicated cream stag film

I see that he has narrowed his focus to IP and publishing. It was better when he sought to dabble in every area of the law. You could just imagine a workers comp claimant going in to see the Renaissance Man and the awkward conversation that would follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556689)



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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

"Nevertheless I’m willing to consider undertaking matters in almost any area of law.Too narrow a focus leads to too narrow a mind.".....i.e., the reality that he needs to take anything that walks through the door has set in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014166)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:45 PM
Author: Stirring Crackhouse

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Law%20Office.html

1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14562200)



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Date: April 1st, 2010 5:52 AM
Author: Chestnut Aggressive Hominid

is he 'newly minted'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14567036)



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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

listing his graduations and admittances when a wet pup was a bad move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014183)



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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Brindle submissive

longest running thread ever on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014170)



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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author: Autistic Blue

its been updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202271)



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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:21 PM
Author: 

Why did he take his picture down?!? :( LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202388)



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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:03 PM
Author: white roommate

beats other options:

http://shitlawjobs.com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202284)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:11 PM
Author:  Genital Piercing

he took his picture down? lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15214491)



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Date: July 11th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: arousing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15475896)



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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:35 PM
Author: 

LULZ: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=213295794235&ref=mf

Someone should interview him for an XOXO exclusive... haha

EDIT: Someone already found this... :( Anyone try calling him?

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The feast of Lord Saturn, mother of all winterfests, will be served this Wednesday at the house of Benjamin Kaplon-Olson (4247 se Schiller, Portland, OR 97206). The Saturnalia celebrates the lost Saturnian age, when Lord Saturn, father of the Olympian Gods, was overthrown by his son Jupiter and came down to rule over the mortal realms in a utopic Golden Age of equality and plenty. The day is therefore marked by overthrow of the social order, general excess, and nostalgia for things past. Revelries will start with a cocktail hour at 6:30 pm during which guests so inclined may give musical performances. This will be followed by an ode to Saturn at 7:45. The Feast of Plenty shall be served at 8pm, followed by the dessert procession at 9:30. From 10pm there will be a symposium where guests so inclined may deliver speeches on the nature of Utopia and much wine shall be imbibed. To represent the upturning of the social order guests are encouraged to dress outlandishly and titles of nobility will be issued at random upon arrival. Guests are encouraged to bring their own guests but please call ahead (971-222-7176) so feast size can be adjusted accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15476375)



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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship

"maaa you and dad remember i've got my saturnalia tonight right?"

"of course sweetie, but you know your dad is going to be having his poker game with his friends from work in the kitchen, right?"

"but maa we're supposed to have musical tributes and libations in the living room"

"well you know your dad has had this planned for a while. besides, i think it would be a great networking opportunity for you, sweetie. did you read that newspaper clipping aunt carol gave you about networking? it says it's all about talking to new people. you know, a lot of your dad's friends might know people who could help you find work"

"maa please just ask dad if he can do poker somewhere else, the saturnalia is REALLY important OK?"

"sweetheart, that's not fair to your dad. you know that when we talked about you moving back in we all decided that we would treat each other like adults, right? well your dad has had a rough week at work so i think we shouldn't say anything about this and just let him have some fun. you and your friends can have your party in the backyard"

"..."

"did you want me to make some of the mac and cheese bites for your friends?"

"yess ok"

"how much should i make? do you know how many people are coming?"

"well right now it's david and simon, but a lot more people are going to come. i sent out a facebook invitation last week"

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15476606)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: Hilarious Learning Disabled Deer Antler

underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16151274)



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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author:  sneaky criminal

Kan't tell if he's a KONSPIRATOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15476381)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author: Unholy know-it-all haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16819754)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:44 PM
Author: pea-brained ruddy mad cow disease

I fucked a chick from Portland. T14 fuck of my life.

Anyway, that cornell guy is a fag. exactly y i'd never go to cornell. he even bought the LLM scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16820096)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 5:08 PM
Author: Charcoal

"about myself"

i thought one of the main selling points for classics departments is that their graduates are grammar master men.

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16820260)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Flirting Gaping Kitchen

Shit's hot. So hot I replied to a year plus old post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824047)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:31 PM
Author:  hateful prole rigpig

he's still going a year later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824127)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: greedy shimmering

his site no longer exists...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879236)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM
Author: pearl black woman

Poor dude probably had to throw in the towel.

I always thought it was pretty despicable how people treated him ITT. Dude definitely had a different style, but he had balls to go out there and try to do shit on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879491)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:17 PM
Author:  hateful prole rigpig

in all seriousness titcr. To his credit he tried to make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879555)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:25 PM
Author: gay sticky whorehouse

Better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at all, but alas that's a horrible perversion of a lovely Tennyson poem, and only a Retardacon who cant grasp opportunity cost can really think that to be the case. A better way to look at it is to say "another year older and deeper in debt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879623)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author:  hateful prole rigpig

In all likelihood he would have done jack shit if he didn't try to go solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM
Author:  hateful prole rigpig

it was there a week ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879500)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 10:09 AM
Author:  massive sweet tailpipe
Subject: The requested URL is now but a memory soon to be forgotten.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/404.shtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: geriatric frum lettuce feces

It would appear he's given up the practice of law and is concentrating on a more cerebral endeavor:

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/neareastnomad.com/About%20Me.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879442)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:09 PM
Author:  Saffron Antidepressant Drug

indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879512)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: snowy azn

This must be run by some friend of his.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/neareastnomad.com/Contact.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879686)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 11:03 AM
Author: motley mentally impaired office

could be worse...check out Naked Happy Girl BLS Adriana Dominguez site...

http://www.dominguezlawoffice.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881845)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Mint Nofapping Electric Furnace

I wonder if this guy knows he's popular here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881882)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:51 PM
Author: medicated cream stag film

When I see updates to this thread, I keep expecting it to be that someone discovered his law practice has closed its doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883445)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:54 PM
Author:  amethyst community account

uh - did you not read the last 25 posts itt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883472)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: medicated cream stag film

No, actually, I didn't. But now that I have, I don't see anything definitive that tells me Kaplon-Olson has shuttered his practice. His laughable web site is gone, but that may have been a strategic decision to grow his practice for all we know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883515)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: medicated cream stag film

But by the way, he's coming off the Winter Solstice, according to his Facebook page.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson/9701690#!/profile.php?id=9701690&v=wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883534)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:02 PM
Author: bearded bisexual digit ratio

I was just thinking of this the other day. Ty for bumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883521)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author:  sneaky criminal

Hope he's doing well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17606815)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author:  dark blood rage

Would have made great fodder for Portlandia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17606827)



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Date: April 2nd, 2011 10:24 PM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Factory Reset Button

Why the fuck would you put your phone number on that site?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17673562)



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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:40 PM
Author:  obsidian dragon

um. so potential clients can call you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17768013)



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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:33 PM
Author: pea-brained ruddy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17767966)



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Date: April 25th, 2011 4:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed background story

So does this dude still practice law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17851234)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:42 AM
Author: well-lubricated jap

his practice has faded into the digi-gossamer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888751)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 12:05 PM
Author: coral

sans one ado more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17889043)



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Date: May 29th, 2011 5:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18115015)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:45 AM
Author: Canary Drunken Indirect Expression

Whoa, did xoxo destroy his career?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888760)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:54 AM
Author: sadistic tan gaming laptop

yep, it was clearly xoxo that destroyed his career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888785)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:51 PM
Author: Plum Duck-like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337863)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:41 PM
Author: Irate legal warrant

Greetings gentle visitor. I am no great believer in personal websites. However having recently decided to delete my facebook account, I hit upon the dilemma that there may be some friend or well wisher out there in the far reaches of the digi-gossamer who was relying upon said account to keep my contact information safe for them. Have no fear good acquaintance, for I have hastily erected this website to sate that very need.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Welcome.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17893702)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 10:03 PM
Author: Disturbing Violent Coldplay Fan Chad

MADE ON A MAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18338011)



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Date: September 11th, 2011 8:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18948686)



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Date: May 29th, 2011 5:41 PM
Author:  pozpig

so sad i missed this the first time around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18115101)



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Date: May 30th, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Burgundy Pungent Jew National Security Agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18120544)



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Date: May 30th, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Burgundy Pungent Jew National Security Agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18120545)



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Date: May 31st, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Burgundy Pungent Jew National Security Agency

**********AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs********************

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18131623)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:45 PM
Author: offensive mustard immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337800)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:47 PM
Author: abusive slap-happy

holy shit i forgot this thread

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337825)



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Date: September 11th, 2011 11:59 AM
Author: Canary Drunken Indirect Expression

Even though XOXO made fun of this guy, the man had some fucking huevos. Some of the aspies on this board are too scared to talk to a chick, and this guy went balls deep into trying to make it happen. Sucks to see that it did not work out, but at least he tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18949399)



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Date: October 4th, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: flesh double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19098240)



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Date: October 4th, 2011 9:56 AM
Author: Hilarious Learning Disabled Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19099056)



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Date: November 4th, 2011 1:50 AM
Author: Twinkling impressive

i demand an update forthwith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19296985)