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09 Cornell grad hangs shingle in portland

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/
Cerebral Jet-lagged Alpha
  11/11/09
Holy Fucking Shit. The hanging of the shingle is the least ...
Black home
  11/11/09
this is pure portland though
Boyish prole giraffe
  11/11/09
What? Explain.
Black home
  11/11/09
Renaissanceness/flamingness
Boyish prole giraffe
  11/11/09
So, if I visit Portland it will be filled with fruits with c...
Black home
  11/11/09
certainly a better chance there than most any other city in ...
Boyish prole giraffe
  11/11/09
shall we?
hairraiser immigrant toaster
  11/12/09
lol
razzmatazz laser beams
  11/18/09
180
magical address roast beef
  12/12/09
Is this crap typical in pac ten country?
Flirting maize quadroon
  11/11/09
Right down to the hyphenated last name.
Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter
  11/18/09
cr
orchid federal nursing home
  12/12/09
No, it's pure Reed, not Portland!
Histrionic Ape Heaven
  12/12/09
seems like your typical crazy ass reed graduate / portland r...
Exhilarant scarlet church building foreskin
  11/11/09
"took my law schooling off at farthest Cornell" ...
Lime Menage Faggotry
  11/11/09
I almost stopped reading to comment on that phrase, too, but...
talking trailer park pistol
  11/11/09
i paused and reread the sentence because i thought i was mis...
ruby outnumbered sound barrier
  11/11/09
I have never heard this before. What does it mean??
pink mentally impaired temple
  11/12/09
Might as well make your whole page an image.
Grizzly friendly grandma
  11/11/09
No, sir, THIS is pure 180: "While the world is filled w...
Pearly stead halford
  11/11/09
BIGLARPLAW!
Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter
  11/18/09
Practice Areas: Perhaps it is my newness to the legal pro...
Soul-stirring sex offender filthpig
  11/11/09
best in BIGRENAISSANCELAW
Stirring state
  11/11/09
*sues jousting lance manufacturers*
Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native
  11/12/09
defends Merlin from child molestation charges
Pearly stead halford
  11/12/09
And he will get his ass kicked repeatedly by specialists.
Grizzly friendly grandma
  11/11/09
seriously. that's not going to be his position forever.
Abusive site mediation
  11/11/09
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Practice%20Areas.html well do...
ultramarine exciting national
  09/20/10
Ouch. Good luck to him -- at least he's making an effort.
big amethyst dingle berry hairy legs
  11/11/09
Is that what we call it these days...an effort?
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
lol
chrome heady affirmative action juggernaut
  11/12/09
lol
Dashing domesticated messiness
  09/28/10
oh hai benjamin!
arrogant yarmulke stain
  11/11/09
haha, I think you're right: the OP has not been back with an...
Soul-stirring sex offender filthpig
  11/11/09
Sounds very interesting. I would follow his lead.
Bronze spectacular cumskin
  11/13/09
Perhaps, he becomes liberal like William Kunster. See : htt...
Bronze spectacular cumskin
  11/14/09
...
thirsty costumed office degenerate
  11/24/09
who gives a fuck?
cordovan fragrant pit
  12/23/10
180
free-loading hall selfie
  11/11/09
lol at his "fees".
cowardly nofapping jew
  11/11/09
Yo jagged should he be charging more or less? I couldn't ...
floppy weed whacker
  11/11/09
You don't advertise to the world that you are really willing...
talking trailer park pistol
  11/11/09
But that's only for his fellow Reed brethren
floppy weed whacker
  11/11/09
hark, but this i've only just come to know. Thank you fine f...
talking trailer park pistol
  11/11/09
lol
Glittery nowag
  11/11/09
180
irradiated maniacal preventive strike
  11/12/09
177
vibrant orange roommate hunting ground
  11/12/09
that's insane money for a guy with no experience.
cowardly nofapping jew
  11/11/09
stfu
slimy bespoke locale
  11/12/09
?? it is. you won't make that much if/when you get a ...
passionate lake mad cow disease
  11/14/09
flame
twinkling fat ankles area
  11/11/09
I hope that poor bastard has some rich parents
free-loading hall selfie
  11/11/09
well, he at least has a "rich" mustache
glassy indian lodge bbw
  11/11/09
"Here we’ve the home of all newsworthy matters which to...
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
Sounds like he's just implying that he practices real estate...
Sable indecent senate half-breed
  11/11/09
or rape defense
Pearly stead halford
  11/12/09
wow. that website is terrible this kind of thing makes me...
rambunctious pale legend ticket booth
  11/11/09
someone needs to email this thread to him once the site had ...
rambunctious pale legend ticket booth
  11/11/09
tcr
primrose supple business firm
  11/11/09
OP posts this thread with a punctuation moniker, then vanish...
know-it-all stage wagecucks
  11/11/09
I'm shocked he didn't get hired somewhere, shocked.
blue galvanic french chef
  11/11/09
...
Gay 180 Faggot Firefighter Community Account
  11/11/09
i thought i was the only one who noticed this
Spruce hateful milk set
  11/11/09
that whole website is awesome, from a schadenfreude perspect...
glassy indian lodge bbw
  11/11/09
"Above, an artists rendering approximating my long term...
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
lol
free-loading hall selfie
  11/11/09
"If I’ve no experience with the type of matter I will g...
provocative fortuitous meteor
  11/11/09
i hate the way this assclown uses "'ve"
arrogant yarmulke stain
  11/11/09
yet he's above using contractions like "i'm"
ruby outnumbered sound barrier
  11/11/09
awesome
charcoal wonderful stag film
  11/11/09
I was just about to post this. What a sporting concession by...
Unholy light box office background story
  11/12/09
I'd hire him.
Mauve Excitant School Cafeteria Crotch
  11/11/09
To do what?
Grizzly friendly grandma
  11/11/09
be cloned a bunch of times for bukkake vids with gauge
know-it-all stage wagecucks
  11/11/09
his facebook photo is rather lulzy
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
I wonder if he'll give me an SA position.
primrose supple business firm
  11/11/09
he'd probably pay you $10/hour just for use of your westlaw ...
glassy indian lodge bbw
  11/11/09
172
Erotic Main People Electric Furnace
  11/11/09
It would probably be a pretty sweet summer.
primrose supple business firm
  11/11/09
I got slightly more than that as a clerk in Midlaw some time...
flesh vivacious idiot
  11/11/09
this has to be flame. omg
Bossy curious dilemma
  11/11/09
Uhhhh yes, IRL flame. "I was enticed to the law by m...
salmon place of business
  11/11/09
I know this is very lame of me, but I looked him up. His se...
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
I'm lol'ing at the lousy introduction on his website. Never ...
Sable indecent senate half-breed
  11/11/09
Oh yeah, and LOL that he refuses cash. He should be insistin...
Sable indecent senate half-breed
  11/11/09
TITCR
Ruddy big-titted range skinny woman
  11/11/09
I think the no cash thing is just a joke caption for the pic...
Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon
  11/13/09
Wrong. Read what he wrote below re: needing to keep a paper...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  11/13/09
This is almost certainly not flame, since almost all the fac...
Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon
  11/11/09
the only clients that will go to him = unsophisticated y...
charcoal wonderful stag film
  11/11/09
reality id that the vast majority of real people, not busine...
flesh vivacious idiot
  11/12/09
sup Ben
free-loading hall selfie
  11/11/09
Doesn't seem like he takes himself too seriously at all. Pro...
talking trailer park pistol
  11/11/09
chances he wear sleeve garters? http://en.wikipedia.org/w...
self-centered deer antler headpube
  11/11/09
I have a pair of those for a particularly flowing tux shirt.
Rusted wrinkle
  11/11/09
DOUCHE CHILLS
crusty partner theater stage
  11/11/09
Why?
Translucent arousing marketing idea kitty
  11/11/09
"For my fellow Reed College alumni, as well as students...
tantric electric elastic band shrine
  11/11/09
$65 "plus expenses" what the fuck, is he encycl...
self-centered deer antler headpube
  11/11/09
180
Glittery nowag
  11/11/09
*Bills you for juice and cookies*
pink mentally impaired temple
  11/12/09
...
Milky sanctuary
  04/14/11
LULZ
Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter
  11/18/09
I like how he's billing unsupervised work to the tune of abo...
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
Show your work. You won't get that number under any reaso...
Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native
  11/14/09
Looks like Raul Julia as Gomez Addams http://www.filmdope...
buck-toothed slate chad kitty cat
  11/11/09
Dood, if you're reading this, delete everything unrelated to...
buck-toothed slate chad kitty cat
  11/11/09
What are the odds of getting disbarred if you take like a mu...
citrine slippery den
  11/11/09
O Hai Sullivan & Cromwell attorneys!
big amethyst dingle berry hairy legs
  11/11/09
I think your worry would be a malpractice claim, not disbarr...
buck-toothed slate chad kitty cat
  11/11/09
also unlikely because the fucker is going to be guilty and s...
Yellow talented candlestick maker
  11/11/09
it's very hard to get disbarred for incompetence.
Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon
  11/11/09
ESTIMATE the net worth of this dude's parents
idiotic station
  11/11/09
I've an inclination not to do so, although I expect they liv...
buck-toothed slate chad kitty cat
  11/11/09
...
tantric electric elastic band shrine
  11/11/09
5-10 million
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
Jesus.
Lilac theater
  11/11/09
jealous?
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
LOL. The faggotry on that website is unpossible to create j...
Lilac theater
  11/11/09
you SAY this, but wouldn't you like to be so oblivious to yo...
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
I'll admit I'm sort of jealous. If this dude can actually tu...
primrose supple business firm
  11/11/09
Perhaps the number of 180s in this thread will be posted on ...
marvelous resort
  11/11/09
i award you eleventy-billion points
Pearly stead halford
  11/11/09
"The mechanized assault chariot, just one of the fine i...
Navy high-end field
  11/11/09
lol
Onyx swashbuckling brunch
  11/11/09
perhaps send a messenger to: Sibley School of Mechanical ...
Exhilarant scarlet church building foreskin
  11/11/09
"farthest Ithaca" You meant "farthest Ith&...
Pearly stead halford
  11/11/09
Just think of where we would be without this grand innovatio...
Jet Institution
  11/13/09
lol
Out-of-control shivering water buffalo
  12/30/09
Purest gravy.
Learning Disabled Windowlicker
  11/11/09
If the map on his office location page is accurate, it looks...
Navy high-end field
  11/11/09
lol
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
google street view, not the worst place to begin http://...
cocky knife
  11/11/09
extra lulz for the the graffiti that was pressure-washed off...
Saffron dysfunction theatre
  11/11/09
oh look! he even provides a restroom for his clients. how ...
haunting corner mad-dog skullcap
  11/12/09
Nice.
Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native
  11/14/09
that's actually a pretty expensive area - those loft spaces ...
Motley brass police squad antidepressant drug
  11/13/09
should i email him this thread?
Spruce hateful milk set
  11/11/09
wait for the night shift/drunks to decimate the hell out of ...
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/11/09
He'd probably make a pretty good poster. He should have ple...
Navy high-end field
  11/11/09
I know this guy. He liked to talk in law school. Based on ...
snowy charismatic library corn cake
  11/11/09
Did he let on to his ambition to Roman aristocracy?
Racy Metal Masturbator Church
  11/11/09
He liked to rant.
snowy charismatic library corn cake
  11/11/09
Exactly how gay is this guy?
fiercely-loyal maroon university clown
  11/12/09
This guy is making me rethink the one vest I own.
Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter
  11/18/09
http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/ One of the writer...
diverse multi-billionaire dog poop
  11/11/09
"He looks exactly like you would have expected from the...
diverse multi-billionaire dog poop
  11/11/09
O-M-G. I wouldn't hire this guy to be a barista, honestly...
Balding titillating travel guidebook abode
  11/11/09
IMHO his website would be appealing - if he were not a lawye...
Stubborn kitchen ratface
  11/11/09
This is 180 Glenn Lerner. If he weren't a lawyer what? H...
Balding titillating travel guidebook abode
  11/11/09
if i were his friend i would give some honest advice to him
Stubborn kitchen ratface
  11/11/09
which explains the website, no? He looks like the type who c...
Balding titillating travel guidebook abode
  11/11/09
if he's practising art law and already has a whole book of b...
Stubborn kitchen ratface
  11/11/09
meh, it's not that bad. i bet it fools the poors.
know-it-all stage wagecucks
  11/11/09
This might appeal to similarly sheltered privileged types. O...
Balding titillating travel guidebook abode
  11/12/09
how so? the profession is filled with toolbags like this
know-it-all stage wagecucks
  11/11/09
When I think of most lawyers, I think of used cars salesmen,...
Balding titillating travel guidebook abode
  11/12/09
betcha he's been to a renaissance fair or two in his day
Poppy razzle-dazzle internal respiration plaza
  11/11/09
I bet if you asked him his email address he'd say something ...
obsidian cracking brethren
  11/12/09
made me tinkle in my slacks. well played
Drunken Henna Keepsake Machete
  09/28/10
OP: how do you afford research + office + etc with those rat...
know-it-all stage wagecucks
  11/11/09
if you limit your practice to just one or two counties, teac...
flesh vivacious idiot
  11/11/09
There are reasons to limit yourself to your home county, but...
rose tanning salon
  11/11/09
uh, you'd be surprised what isn't in any local rules around ...
flesh vivacious idiot
  11/11/09
Looks as if he's in a former (?) industrial building, which ...
rose tanning salon
  11/11/09
Nah brah, He's in the Pearl District, which is like the m...
irate gaped boiling water haunted graveyard
  12/15/10
> $65 'plus expenses.' what the fuck, is he encyclopedia ...
rose tanning salon
  11/11/09
it's just the way he put it. no one is going to complain if ...
self-centered deer antler headpube
  11/11/09
the type of clients he is aiming for would not expect resear...
Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon
  11/12/09
I have no idea why this guy doesn't want to be paid in cash....
rose tanning salon
  11/11/09
i think he's okay with cash, the no cash caption is just a j...
Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon
  11/13/09
Stop posting this. He already responded to this and said he...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  11/13/09
This guy could be an IRL Don Quixote.
misanthropic silver becky step-uncle's house
  11/11/09
Holy shit, is this flame? In any event, Portland rocks.
obsidian cracking brethren
  11/12/09
how was he able to afford office space right in the pearl di...
crawly laughsome orchestra pit sandwich
  11/12/09
i would go in with this guy
hairraiser immigrant toaster
  11/12/09
Imagine him in court: "May it please the honorable m...
obsidian cracking brethren
  11/12/09
180
Racy Metal Masturbator Church
  11/13/09
ty
Dashing domesticated messiness
  09/28/10
The funny thing is that in 2006 everyone on this board would...
Balding titillating travel guidebook abode
  11/12/09
he should consider cutting back on overhead ... it's not as...
Stubborn kitchen ratface
  11/12/09
pretty funny website, I definitely think it's just IRL flame
Odious pocket flask
  11/12/09
Is he trying to be the world's first steampunk attorney?
Unholy light box office background story
  11/12/09
A small but promising niche.
Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native
  11/14/09
What class does he play in Dragon Age?
Concupiscible kink-friendly lay really tough guy
  11/12/09
human female bard
Yellow talented candlestick maker
  11/12/09
hahahaha i know this guy.
Comical sepia piazza famous landscape painting
  11/12/09
and i'm not at all surprised.
Comical sepia piazza famous landscape painting
  11/12/09
Is he flaming gay? Too risk-averse or untalented to make a ...
trip factory reset button
  11/12/09
No, he's not gay, as far as I know. I had one class with him...
Comical sepia piazza famous landscape painting
  11/12/09
Did he unknowingly step into a time machine? That would exp...
trip factory reset button
  11/12/09
say what you want about this guy, but at least he has the ba...
Purple hospital patrolman
  11/12/09
His schtick was not the only alternative to biglaw.
trip factory reset button
  11/12/09
180, bro
flesh vivacious idiot
  11/12/09
Topical NYT article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/fa...
Mint aphrodisiac idea he suggested azn
  11/12/09
"It seems the general consensus is that I ‘m a dick. Bu...
flushed cuckold
  11/12/09
there's a difference between being "dishonest" abo...
Aromatic Trust Fund
  11/12/09
Well it's fun to be famous so I'd like to thank you all for ...
French striped hyena forum
  11/12/09
this thread just jumped up a notch
Lavender Adventurous Indirect Expression
  11/12/09
dude, you are getting a lot of shit on this site, but I cong...
appetizing national security agency
  11/12/09
All kidding aside, how has business been for you? I find it ...
cream bearded gunner
  11/12/09
I would like to know as well, but considering his practice b...
thirsty costumed office degenerate
  11/12/09
I, for one, support you. In a profession loaded with doucheb...
Purple hospital patrolman
  11/12/09
You sound like an alright guy to me. Sure, you have your ...
thirsty costumed office degenerate
  11/12/09
tl; dnr Seriously dood, don't take the people here or at ...
Sick philosopher-king rigpig
  11/12/09
I support this post.
Glittery nowag
  11/12/09
"I don't want cash payments because trust accounting ru...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  11/12/09
You sound nuts but pretty decent. It is probably best to ob...
white deranged location codepig
  11/12/09
I implore you, sir, why not simply accept an offer of employ...
Aqua people who are hurt psychic
  11/13/09
dla piper numba one in tudor england
wine athletic conference gaming laptop
  11/13/09
"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there i...
Racy Metal Masturbator Church
  11/13/09
well done.
passionate lake mad cow disease
  11/14/09
Good start but needs a LOT of work. Also you should show an ...
garnet hell feces
  11/14/09
Seems like a decent dude.
Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native
  11/14/09
In the spirit of "it's good to know what people are act...
Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter
  11/18/09
Slimy Lair should really be the official title of the law bo...
Unholy light box office background story
  11/13/09
he's referencing xoxo on his site, now. http://www.kaplon...
thriller market
  11/12/09
calling people assholes on his website, nice.
Lavender Adventurous Indirect Expression
  11/12/09
grammatical errors and dangling modifiers abound.
thirsty costumed office degenerate
  11/12/09
It is a bit much. I'll change it to "critics." One...
French striped hyena forum
  11/12/09
1!!!
thriller market
  11/12/09
rate me as a poster
amber parlor
  11/12/09
180
hairraiser immigrant toaster
  11/14/09
PROTIP: In the legal world, the "any news is good news&...
Purple hospital patrolman
  11/12/09
DOOD holy shit. i respect your individualism, uniqueness,...
azure filthy regret chapel
  11/12/09
"i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith" ...
Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter
  11/18/09
180.
mustard hyperactive toilet seat
  11/13/09
A word of advice: take that post off your website. (1) You ...
beady-eyed space potus
  11/12/09
how the fuck do you go to Cooley?
Purple hospital patrolman
  11/12/09
Affirmative action.
beady-eyed space potus
  11/12/09
It was supposed to be a compliment. You've got to be the sma...
Purple hospital patrolman
  11/12/09
Yeah, he knows. He got stuck at Cooley because all the spoo...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  11/12/09
...
beady-eyed space potus
  11/12/09
And you couldn't get into MSU? If you are from MI, even Coo...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  11/12/09
...
beady-eyed space potus
  11/12/09
But isn't MSU in the same exact town? Why wouldn't you appl...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  11/12/09
...
beady-eyed space potus
  11/12/09
Just fucking around, thanks man.
beady-eyed space potus
  11/12/09
Now he just has a woman reading a newspaper, a "rudimen...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  11/14/09
Leave this man alone. Who here doesn't aspire to be a Rom...
Jet Institution
  11/12/09
clodius, for one
self-centered deer antler headpube
  11/12/09
...
Aqua people who are hurt psychic
  11/13/09
This thread motherfucking delivered.
Crimson Crackhouse Ladyboy
  11/13/09
he forgot to mention when he completed kindergarten
walnut parlour
  11/13/09
The "artist's rendering" of his office decorating ...
obsidian cracking brethren
  11/13/09
....
Contagious gas station
  11/13/09
You received your law schooling at farthest Cornell? I've g...
fiercely-loyal maroon university clown
  11/13/09
i think he needs to really focus on one practice area and re...
soggy hissy fit twinkling uncleanness
  11/13/09
He also needs to accept cash and walk-ins. He should probab...
fiercely-loyal maroon university clown
  11/13/09
I speak from experience when I say nothing good comes from w...
Contagious gas station
  11/13/09
I think he will accept cash. I think that "please don'...
Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon
  11/13/09
lol, no. read above
Glittery nowag
  11/13/09
Lunacy is often confused with genius. I commend you good ...
razzle bawdyhouse ceo
  11/13/09
And now we've torn down the dreams of yet another aspiring d...
Claret base sweet tailpipe
  11/13/09
KKKlassic thread.
lascivious red garrison karate
  11/13/09
WHY DO YOU HAVE THE NAME OF THAT GUY THAT UPLOADS TORRENTS. ...
Glittery nowag
  11/13/09
I agree it is poor form.
primrose supple business firm
  11/13/09
He should move his practice to Williamsburg, he'd be rich by...
Mind-boggling principal's office persian
  11/13/09
No joke. You might be on to something there. Might try...
razzle bawdyhouse ceo
  11/13/09
that's actually a really good idea. williamsburg is pretty m...
Topaz School
  11/25/09
he changed his pic, it looks worse. http://www.kaplon-ols...
Purple hospital patrolman
  11/13/09
Yes this smirk is powerfully bad dood. And I think you're a ...
primrose supple business firm
  11/13/09
Much worse
Glittery nowag
  11/13/09
with that pic he should also include a link to NAMBLA. I ...
Bearded incel
  11/13/09
Don't be such a jerk. I'd edit that before he sues your ass.
obsidian cracking brethren
  11/13/09
lol, wut? my opinion is that he has a child molester mustach...
Bearded incel
  11/13/09
Took out the phrase "farthest Cornell" too. Fucki...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  11/14/09
You are supposed to listen to constructive criticism, althou...
talking trailer park pistol
  11/14/09
Hey dude, sorry for the harsh words earlier. The real world ...
Balding titillating travel guidebook abode
  11/13/09
"because neither the executive nor the legislative bran...
bateful copper public bath
  11/13/09
I don't recommend it.
Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native
  11/14/09
When will you putting "As Seen on Auto Admit" on t...
tan house stock car
  11/13/09
the mark of quality
flesh vivacious idiot
  11/13/09
after all, that's what lying cunt Brittan Heller and plagiar...
Vermilion stage
  12/23/10
purely embarrassing. guy is sadly naive if he thinks a hips...
Motley brass police squad antidepressant drug
  11/14/09
Liked it better the old way
salmon place of business
  11/14/09
All the criticism of this guy on this thread proves how lame...
dead cruise ship private investor
  11/14/09
180
very tactful goyim
  11/14/09
Speaking seriously, am I the only one who finds his repeated...
personal credit line
  11/14/09
why would anyone want a lawyer who insists on being some sor...
Turdskin
  11/14/09
Have you ever talked to a professional artist?
beady-eyed space potus
  11/14/09
i'd want him to draft my will using parchment and a quill pe...
Exhilarant scarlet church building foreskin
  11/24/09
my 2 cents for ben: definitely list practice groups on your ...
sienna rehab
  11/14/09
The faggot did his entire website as photos so Google will n...
duck-like nighttime center telephone
  06/09/10
toasting an epic bread
chartreuse sneaky criminal old irish cottage
  11/14/09
It appears he took some of the criticism constructively.
beady-eyed space potus
  11/18/09
yes he did this would have been a 30 post thread if that is...
talking trailer park pistol
  11/18/09
In retrospect, I feel kind of scummy about the general react...
beady-eyed space potus
  11/18/09
Nah. He deserves a nod for actually changing his site based ...
talking trailer park pistol
  11/18/09
if an artist needs a lawyer, he doesn't have the luxury of m...
drab disgusting blood rage whorehouse
  03/31/10
This douche has the nerve to charge $130 per hour? Who the f...
Harsh fluffy meetinghouse newt
  11/18/09
He's moving on up. "...my standard rate is $140 an h...
Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native
  03/29/10
My favorite: " I went to law school to help other, not ...
Harsh fluffy meetinghouse newt
  11/18/09
Total Cornell Tuition: 1L - $67,250 2L - $67,250 3L - $6...
beady-eyed space potus
  11/18/09
Point?
Harsh fluffy meetinghouse newt
  11/18/09
$130 an hour is not that much
talking trailer park pistol
  11/18/09
STFU
Harsh fluffy meetinghouse newt
  11/18/09
Exactly how many hrs do you think he is going to bill? How ...
talking trailer park pistol
  11/18/09
cr the only solo i know in portland charges $210/hr. 130 ...
Topaz School
  11/25/09
It is if you don't know what in the fuck you're doing and ba...
Abusive site mediation
  11/18/09
"$130 an hour is not that much" What about $140...
Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native
  03/29/10
farthest new haven
Son Of Senegal
  11/24/09
The Rock: Your wish is my command
Exhilarant scarlet church building foreskin
  12/12/09
unbelievably great thread
house-broken internet-worthy death wish point
  12/14/09
good luck to the dude.
Fear-inspiring Spot Lettuce
  12/30/09
"Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but ...
naked locus queen of the night
  12/30/09
http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson...
Bistre pisswyrm dopamine
  12/30/09
How cliche to have yet another feast of Lord Saturn.
fiercely-loyal maroon university clown
  12/30/09
I have two friends in common with this dood...def going to h...
property
  03/30/10
Now see here, you young ruffians may prefer this new breed o...
lodge
  12/30/09
underrated post
property
  03/30/10
180
casino organic girlfriend
  03/31/10
180180180180
Carmine round eye liquid oxygen
  04/01/10
this man should be writing for a living
Cyan Double Fault
  09/20/10
wow
Buff therapy
  09/20/10
"and such is your right" was the highlight here
Cyan Double Fault
  09/22/10
ty
Dashing domesticated messiness
  09/28/10
so well done
trip factory reset button
  09/28/10
wonder how dood is making out.....
flesh vivacious idiot
  02/20/10
models + bottles OFS
ocher jewess
  02/20/10
or given that its' Portland, lots of coffee & weed.
flesh vivacious idiot
  02/20/10
Thanks for posting this. I missed it in November. So great...
Bright digit ratio
  02/20/10
very well I do trust
cerise macaca
  03/29/10
jesus christ, it's as bad as it's ever been. The guy hasn't....
drab disgusting blood rage whorehouse
  03/29/10
Is it me or does he look older than a 25/26 year old?
useless
  03/29/10
If it works, it works. Wonder how he is doing?
party of the first part
  03/29/10
It looks like he reeled in his "About Me" page a l...
Pungent
  03/29/10
true. very sad twas darnell
casino organic girlfriend
  03/29/10
why no discounts to cornell alumni?
Son Of Senegal
  03/29/10
"Pretentious" is an understatement. Nice mustache....
flatulent beta new version
  03/31/10
anyone with a degree in "classics" from Reed is pr...
thriller market
  03/31/10
i know a great guy with a reed classics degree. he's definit...
self-centered deer antler headpube
  03/31/10
does he make solid eye contact?
drab disgusting blood rage whorehouse
  03/31/10
This thread is freaking hilarious.
seedy boistinker
  03/31/10
I see that he has narrowed his focus to IP and publishing. ...
trip factory reset button
  03/31/10
"Nevertheless I’m willing to consider undertaking matt...
flesh vivacious idiot
  05/17/10
http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Law%20Office.html 1 fucking 8...
Concupiscible kink-friendly lay really tough guy
  03/31/10
is he 'newly minted'
brindle volcanic crater
  04/01/10
listing his graduations and admittances when a wet pup was a...
flesh vivacious idiot
  05/17/10
longest running thread ever on xo?
Frum Mood
  05/17/10
its been updated
iridescent
  06/09/10
Why did he take his picture down?!? :( LULZ
emerald rigor
  06/09/10
beats other options: http://shitlawjobs.com
Peach
  06/09/10
he took his picture down? lame.
flatulent beta new version
  06/10/10
...
tantric electric elastic band shrine
  07/11/10
LULZ: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=213295794235&...
Painfully honest cuckoldry
  07/11/10
"maaa you and dad remember i've got my saturnalia tonig...
azure filthy regret chapel
  07/11/10
underrated poast
property
  09/26/10
Kan't tell if he's a KONSPIRATOR
Effete clear jap
  07/11/10
...
dull legal warrant
  12/15/10
I fucked a chick from Portland. T14 fuck of my life. Any...
pontificating coffee pot
  12/15/10
"about myself" i thought one of the main sellin...
Fishy Chest-beating Genital Piercing
  12/15/10
Shit's hot. So hot I replied to a year plus old post.
irate gaped boiling water haunted graveyard
  12/15/10
he's still going a year later
dark mexican
  12/15/10
his site no longer exists...
startling international law enforcement agency
  12/22/10
Poor dude probably had to throw in the towel. I always th...
Cruel-hearted Generalized Bond
  12/22/10
in all seriousness titcr. To his credit he tried to make it.
dark mexican
  12/22/10
Better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at ...
Contagious gas station
  12/22/10
In all likelihood he would have done jack shit if he didn't ...
dark mexican
  12/22/10
it was there a week ago.
dark mexican
  12/22/10
The requested URL is now but a memory soon to be forgotten.
depressive
  12/23/10
It would appear he's given up the practice of law and is con...
flesh vivacious idiot
  12/22/10
indeed
blathering circlehead
  12/22/10
This must be run by some friend of his. http://www.kaplon...
Mint aphrodisiac idea he suggested azn
  12/22/10
could be worse...check out Naked Happy Girl BLS Adriana Domi...
Vermilion stage
  12/23/10
I wonder if this guy knows he's popular here.
Confused associate
  12/23/10
When I see updates to this thread, I keep expecting it to be...
trip factory reset button
  12/23/10
uh - did you not read the last 25 posts itt?
honey-headed reading party
  12/23/10
No, actually, I didn't. But now that I have, I don't see an...
trip factory reset button
  12/23/10
But by the way, he's coming off the Winter Solstice, accordi...
trip factory reset button
  12/23/10
I was just thinking of this the other day. Ty for bumping.
Fighting underhanded
  12/23/10
Hope he's doing well
Effete clear jap
  03/25/11
Would have made great fodder for Portlandia
lodge
  03/25/11
Why the fuck would you put your phone number on that site?
beady-eyed space potus
  04/02/11
um. so potential clients can call you?
ivory tank
  04/14/11
...
pontificating coffee pot
  04/14/11
So does this dude still practice law?
Sick philosopher-king rigpig
  04/25/11
his practice has faded into the digi-gossamer
bonkers burgundy mother
  04/30/11
sans one ado more
smoky boltzmann
  04/30/11
...
Sick philosopher-king rigpig
  05/29/11
Whoa, did xoxo destroy his career?
Sinister Gaping
  04/30/11
yep, it was clearly xoxo that destroyed his career.
Cerebral Jet-lagged Alpha
  04/30/11
...
sooty
  06/24/11
Greetings gentle visitor. I am no great believer in personal...
Turquoise Pozpig
  04/30/11
MADE ON A MAC
Indigo mental disorder
  06/24/11
...
Sick philosopher-king rigpig
  09/11/11
so sad i missed this the first time around
hilarious
  05/29/11
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Offensive Alcoholic Goal In Life
  05/30/11
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Offensive Alcoholic Goal In Life
  05/30/11
**********AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs********************
Offensive Alcoholic Goal In Life
  05/31/11
...
Coral flickering nibblets
  06/24/11
holy shit i forgot this thread tyft
Gold hyperventilating cuck
  06/24/11
Even though XOXO made fun of this guy, the man had some fuck...
Sinister Gaping
  09/11/11
...
Autistic twisted coldplay fan puppy
  10/04/11
...
property
  10/04/11
i demand an update forthwith
puce love of her life
  11/04/11


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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Jet-lagged Alpha

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240324)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:54 PM
Author: Black home

Holy Fucking Shit. The hanging of the shingle is the least interesting or faggy part about this....

Required reading:

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/About%20Myself.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240361)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Boyish prole giraffe

this is pure portland though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240374)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:58 PM
Author: Black home

What? Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240391)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:30 PM
Author: Boyish prole giraffe

Renaissanceness/flamingness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240515)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:34 PM
Author: Black home

So, if I visit Portland it will be filled with fruits with clark gable esq mustaches dreaming of being a Roman Noble and writing horrible prose on their business websites?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240526)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:36 PM
Author: Boyish prole giraffe

certainly a better chance there than most any other city in the country. chapel hill and austin are also up there.

i did lol at clark gable esq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240535)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:50 AM
Author: hairraiser immigrant toaster

shall we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246634)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299552)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: magical address roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531302)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:31 PM
Author: Flirting maize quadroon

Is this crap typical in pac ten country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240516)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:18 PM
Author: Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter

Right down to the hyphenated last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299752)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: orchid federal nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531328)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Ape Heaven

No, it's pure Reed, not Portland!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13531345)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet church building foreskin

seems like your typical crazy ass reed graduate / portland resident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240379)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:21 PM
Author: Lime Menage Faggotry

"took my law schooling off at farthest Cornell"

This has to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240480)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

I almost stopped reading to comment on that phrase, too, but I continued reading.

The whole site is painfully douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240780)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: ruby outnumbered sound barrier

i paused and reread the sentence because i thought i was mistaken. the guy couldn't be using "farthest Cornell" in that way, but but i was wrong. i bet this guy refers to his mom as "mummy dearest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241957)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: pink mentally impaired temple

I have never heard this before. What does it mean??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248679)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

Might as well make your whole page an image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240765)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: Pearly stead halford

No, sir, THIS is pure 180: "While the world is filled with attorneys who trumpet their specialization in some particular area of law, I prefer to take a more holistic approach to the legal interests of my clients, and strive to be a true Renaissance lawyer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243349)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter

BIGLARPLAW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299791)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sex offender filthpig

Practice Areas:

Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but I’ve not yet learned to discriminate against any area of law. While the world is filled with attorneys who trumpet their specialization in some particular area of law, I prefer to take a more holistic approach to the legal interests of my clients, and strive to be a true Renaissance lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240368)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: Stirring state

best in BIGRENAISSANCELAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240413)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 1:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native

*sues jousting lance manufacturers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13245570)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:01 AM
Author: Pearly stead halford

defends Merlin from child molestation charges

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246812)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

And he will get his ass kicked repeatedly by specialists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240776)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Abusive site mediation

seriously. that's not going to be his position forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242276)



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Date: September 20th, 2010 4:11 PM
Author: ultramarine exciting national

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Practice%20Areas.html

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16094869)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: big amethyst dingle berry hairy legs

Ouch. Good luck to him -- at least he's making an effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240438)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:28 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

Is that what we call it these days...an effort?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240510)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:08 AM
Author: chrome heady affirmative action juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246816)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: Dashing domesticated messiness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161185)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:35 PM
Author: arrogant yarmulke stain

oh hai benjamin!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240532)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sex offender filthpig

haha, I think you're right: the OP has not been back with any comments and this title frames the guy in pretty good light.

Sup K-O?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240573)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:27 AM
Author: Bronze spectacular cumskin

Sounds very interesting. I would follow his lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254347)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 6:40 AM
Author: Bronze spectacular cumskin

Perhaps, he becomes liberal like William Kunster. See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kunstler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261840)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: thirsty costumed office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359641)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: cordovan fragrant pit

who gives a fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883234)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:58 PM
Author: free-loading hall selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240392)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: cowardly nofapping jew

lol at his "fees".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240400)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: floppy weed whacker

Yo jagged should he be charging more or less?

I couldn't imagine paying this clown a dime but they do seem pretty arbitrary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241155)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

You don't advertise to the world that you are really willing to work for $65 an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241339)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:03 PM
Author: floppy weed whacker

But that's only for his fellow Reed brethren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241362)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

hark, but this i've only just come to know. Thank you fine friend and rest assured 'twas not in vain your clarification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241399)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Glittery nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242480)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:14 AM
Author: irradiated maniacal preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244836)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: vibrant orange roommate hunting ground

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251414)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: cowardly nofapping jew

that's insane money for a guy with no experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242258)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:36 AM
Author: slimy bespoke locale

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246577)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:30 AM
Author: passionate lake mad cow disease

??

it is.

you won't make that much if/when you get a 1st year biglaw job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261472)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:00 PM
Author: twinkling fat ankles area

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240402)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:00 PM
Author: free-loading hall selfie

I hope that poor bastard has some rich parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240408)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM
Author: glassy indian lodge bbw

well, he at least has a "rich" mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240506)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

"Here we’ve the home of all newsworthy matters which touch or concern my legal practice."

It's conspicuously blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240415)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Sable indecent senate half-breed

Sounds like he's just implying that he practices real estate law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240835)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:02 AM
Author: Pearly stead halford

or rape defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246813)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: rambunctious pale legend ticket booth

wow. that website is terrible

this kind of thing makes me realize how many douches I'm going to encounter over the next 30 years while I'm practicing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240444)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:12 PM
Author: rambunctious pale legend ticket booth

someone needs to email this thread to him once the site had been thoroughly flamed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240453)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: primrose supple business firm

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240556)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: know-it-all stage wagecucks

OP posts this thread with a punctuation moniker, then vanishes...benny = OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242044)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:13 PM
Author: blue galvanic french chef

I'm shocked he didn't get hired somewhere, shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240455)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: Gay 180 Faggot Firefighter Community Account

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240457)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Spruce hateful milk set

i thought i was the only one who noticed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242277)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM
Author: glassy indian lodge bbw

that whole website is awesome, from a schadenfreude perspective. would be a 180 billion if flame, but sadly i think it is genuine, and thus just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240503)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:27 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

"Above, an artists rendering approximating my long term office decorating scheme."

This HAS to be fucking flame. It's dated 1870.

He thinks he's Dorian Grey or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240504)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: free-loading hall selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241023)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:33 PM
Author: provocative fortuitous meteor

"If I’ve no experience with the type of matter I will generally discount my fee."

What a gentleman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240524)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:35 PM
Author: arrogant yarmulke stain

i hate the way this assclown uses "'ve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240529)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: ruby outnumbered sound barrier

yet he's above using contractions like "i'm"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241975)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: charcoal wonderful stag film

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240823)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: Unholy light box office background story

I was just about to post this. What a sporting concession by this dapper young barrister. Hup hup! Huzzah!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248009)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:38 PM
Author: Mauve Excitant School Cafeteria Crotch

I'd hire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240548)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

To do what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240790)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: know-it-all stage wagecucks

be cloned a bunch of times for bukkake vids with gauge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242053)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:39 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

his facebook photo is rather lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240554)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 2:41 PM
Author: primrose supple business firm

I wonder if he'll give me an SA position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240563)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: glassy indian lodge bbw

he'd probably pay you $10/hour just for use of your westlaw password

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240618)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:05 PM
Author: Erotic Main People Electric Furnace

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240628)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: primrose supple business firm

It would probably be a pretty sweet summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242237)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:04 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

I got slightly more than that as a clerk in Midlaw some time ago in Chi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243729)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: Bossy curious dilemma

this has to be flame. omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240624)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: salmon place of business

Uhhhh yes, IRL flame.

"I was enticed to the law by my desire to be a Roman aristocrat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240803)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

I know this is very lame of me, but I looked him up. His senior thesis at reed was on Cicero's Roman Republic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240813)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:37 PM
Author: Sable indecent senate half-breed

I'm lol'ing at the lousy introduction on his website. Never denigrate yourself - especially not on the front page of your friggin' web site!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240805)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Sable indecent senate half-breed

Oh yeah, and LOL that he refuses cash. He should be insisting on cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240815)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: Ruddy big-titted range skinny woman

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241242)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon

I think the no cash thing is just a joke caption for the picture of the roman office overflowing with coins...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254726)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

Wrong. Read what he wrote below re: needing to keep a paper trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254729)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon

This is almost certainly not flame, since almost all the facts about his practice are corroborated by the Oregon State Bar membership directory, and other background information is corroborated by simple Google searches.

He's clearly just a unique individual with a sense of humor and the ability to not take himself too seriously. He's taking the angle of being honest and jovial. It'll turn some people off, sure, but it will probably attract clients who would otherwise not come. I mean, if a novice attorney tried to pretend they were some fancy big lawyer, it would probably turn more people off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240850)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: charcoal wonderful stag film

the only clients that will go to him = unsophisticated

you attract unsophisticated by pretending to be a facny big lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13240885)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

reality id that the vast majority of real people, not businesses, who need a lawyer are fairly unsophisticated, douche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251685)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:17 PM
Author: free-loading hall selfie

sup Ben

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241037)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

Doesn't seem like he takes himself too seriously at all. Probably just afraid of cutting his top lip when he shaves, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241373)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:18 PM
Author: self-centered deer antler headpube

chances he wear sleeve garters?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sleevegarter.jpg

looks like his site was designed by marriedtothesea.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241038)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Rusted wrinkle

I have a pair of those for a particularly flowing tux shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243477)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: crusty partner theater stage

DOUCHE CHILLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241134)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:38 PM
Author: Translucent arousing marketing idea kitty

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241209)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:47 PM
Author: tantric electric elastic band shrine

"For my fellow Reed College alumni, as well as students, faculty, and staff I’m currently offering a discount rate of $65 an hour plus expenses."

SOMEONE on XOXO has to know this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241262)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: self-centered deer antler headpube

$65 "plus expenses"

what the fuck, is he encyclopedia brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241330)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Glittery nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242517)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: pink mentally impaired temple

*Bills you for juice and cookies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248703)



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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:48 PM
Author: Milky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17768077)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299839)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

I like how he's billing unsupervised work to the tune of about $270K a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241352)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native

Show your work.

You won't get that number under any reasonable assumptions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260470)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:08 PM
Author: buck-toothed slate chad kitty cat

Looks like Raul Julia as Gomez Addams

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/9008-211.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241412)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed slate chad kitty cat

Dood, if you're reading this, delete everything unrelated to the law on your site. Also delete all references to your inexperience, age, and when you graduated, etc. Otherwise, you're going to fucking starve while getting laughed at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241432)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: citrine slippery den

What are the odds of getting disbarred if you take like a murder case as your first one without knowing shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241447)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: big amethyst dingle berry hairy legs

O Hai Sullivan & Cromwell attorneys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241467)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed slate chad kitty cat

I think your worry would be a malpractice claim, not disbarrment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241480)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: Yellow talented candlestick maker

also unlikely because the fucker is going to be guilty and stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241892)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon

it's very hard to get disbarred for incompetence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241879)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: idiotic station

ESTIMATE the net worth of this dude's parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241492)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed slate chad kitty cat

I've an inclination not to do so, although I expect they live off in farthest Portland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241553)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: tantric electric elastic band shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242111)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

5-10 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241896)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Lilac theater

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241897)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

jealous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241899)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: Lilac theater

LOL. The faggotry on that website is unpossible to create jealousy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241907)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

you SAY this, but wouldn't you like to be so oblivious to your social awkwardness that conventional social constraints have absolutely no bearing on your behavior?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241943)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: primrose supple business firm

I'll admit I'm sort of jealous. If this dude can actually turn a profit doing what he's doing, then fuckin A man, he's living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242281)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: marvelous resort

Perhaps the number of 180s in this thread will be posted on his news page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13241928)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Pearly stead halford

i award you eleventy-billion points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243431)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Navy high-end field

"The mechanized assault chariot, just one of the fine innovations the world would never have seen if Da Vinci had not had the fortitude to avoid specialization."

I've not the faintest clue where to aquire said mechanized assuault chariot. Prithee, might there still be craftsmen who possess the arts to construct such a thing in farthest Ithaca?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242009)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Onyx swashbuckling brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242108)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet church building foreskin

perhaps send a messenger to:

Sibley School of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering

Cornell University

Fargthest Ithaca, NY 14853-7501

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242785)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: Pearly stead halford

"farthest Ithaca"

You meant "farthest Ithæca"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243446)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:02 AM
Author: Jet Institution

Just think of where we would be without this grand innovation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254948)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:13 AM
Author: Out-of-control shivering water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680404)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Windowlicker

Purest gravy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242073)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Navy high-end field

If the map on his office location page is accurate, it looks like his office is likely some kind of industrial/warehouse space, which I admit is kind of cool. Not where I'd go for legal advice, but he can probably ride a pennyfarthing around in his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242109)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242271)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: cocky knife

google street view, not the worst place to begin

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=821+nw+flanders+st,+97209&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.323858,76.728516&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=821+NW+Flanders+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97209&ll=45.527457,-122.67967&spn=0.006539,0.018733&z=16&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=45.525857,-122.679659&panoid=fQ6wfIqQwKgmQKPECuDidQ&cbp=12,319.71,,0,0.15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242547)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: Saffron dysfunction theatre

extra lulz for the the graffiti that was pressure-washed off that garage door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243028)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:29 AM
Author: haunting corner mad-dog skullcap

oh look! he even provides a restroom for his clients. how polite.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=821+nw+flanders+st,+97209&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.323858,76.728516&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=821+NW+Flanders+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97209&layer=c&cbll=45.525859,-122.679522&panoid=ZbTG3I6q3f5xG1Vww_U86A&cbp=12,184.71,,0,0.15&ll=45.525863,-122.679412&spn=0,359.985151&z=16&iwloc=A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246543)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260482)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:52 PM
Author: Motley brass police squad antidepressant drug

that's actually a pretty expensive area - those loft spaces in the pearl district are coveted.

this guy 100% has rich parents who are supporting his hipster ass so long as he appears to be making some kind of career effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260275)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: Spruce hateful milk set

should i email him this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242284)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

wait for the night shift/drunks to decimate the hell out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242291)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: Navy high-end field

He'd probably make a pretty good poster. He should have plenty of spare time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242316)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 7:24 PM
Author: snowy charismatic library corn cake

I know this guy. He liked to talk in law school. Based on the things he said and how he talked, this doesn't surprise me.

Edit: He also liked wearing vests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242499)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:23 PM
Author: Racy Metal Masturbator Church

Did he let on to his ambition to Roman aristocracy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242830)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: snowy charismatic library corn cake

He liked to rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243046)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal maroon university clown

Exactly how gay is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13247670)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter

This guy is making me rethink the one vest I own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299870)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:16 PM
Author: diverse multi-billionaire dog poop

http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/

One of the writers at 160 stole it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242780)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:17 PM
Author: diverse multi-billionaire dog poop

"He looks exactly like you would have expected from the paragraph above, right? I honestly feel as though he’s going to come through the screen and kill me – then rape me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242790)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 8:50 PM
Author: Balding titillating travel guidebook abode

O-M-G.

I wouldn't hire this guy to be a barista, honestly. Everything from the photograph to the style just says "self-absorbed douche".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13242996)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Stubborn kitchen ratface

IMHO his website would be appealing - if he were not a lawyer....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243413)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Balding titillating travel guidebook abode

This is 180 Glenn Lerner.

If he weren't a lawyer what? Him being a lawyer is what makes this so incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243484)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Stubborn kitchen ratface

if i were his friend i would give some honest advice to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243497)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Balding titillating travel guidebook abode

which explains the website, no? He looks like the type who carried a briefcase to elementary school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243554)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Stubborn kitchen ratface

if he's practising art law and already has a whole book of businesses then his website would not look that silly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243530)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:00 PM
Author: know-it-all stage wagecucks

meh, it's not that bad. i bet it fools the poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243694)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:13 AM
Author: Balding titillating travel guidebook abode

This might appeal to similarly sheltered privileged types. Otherwise, poors are smarter than to hire this douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246894)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: know-it-all stage wagecucks

how so? the profession is filled with toolbags like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243573)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:12 AM
Author: Balding titillating travel guidebook abode

When I think of most lawyers, I think of used cars salesmen, basically desperate white collar free-lance bureaucrats.

This guy OTOH...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246889)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Poppy razzle-dazzle internal respiration plaza

betcha he's been to a renaissance fair or two in his day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243559)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: obsidian cracking brethren

I bet if you asked him his email address he'd say something like, "Email? No such thing in the Year of Our Lord 1590."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244886)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: Drunken Henna Keepsake Machete

made me tinkle in my slacks. well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161165)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: know-it-all stage wagecucks

OP: how do you afford research + office + etc with those rates? how do you figure out all the civpro just starting out like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243680)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

if you limit your practice to just one or two counties, teaching yourself procedure is not that bad, douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243773)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:12 PM
Author: rose tanning salon

There are reasons to limit yourself to your home county, but procedure isn't one of them IMHO. It's not that hard to check local rules quickly for any quirks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243809)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

uh, you'd be surprised what isn't in any local rules around these parts, douche- I'm talking huge counties in major urban areas, not barney goober flyover redneck doucheland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244584)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: rose tanning salon

Looks as if he's in a former (?) industrial building, which would be much cheaper than typical Class A office space.

I think he's actually making a shrewd decision on this (if nothing else). I hung my own shingle about 9 months ago with two buddies, and one of the ways we've made it work is keeping our overhead down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243798)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: irate gaped boiling water haunted graveyard

Nah brah,

He's in the Pearl District, which is like the most expensive hood in the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824014)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: rose tanning salon

> $65 'plus expenses.' what the fuck, is he encyclopedia brown

I don't understand the amusement over "expenses." I certainly don't eat client expenses in my practice (unless they're about $5 or less).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243831)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:52 PM
Author: self-centered deer antler headpube

it's just the way he put it. no one is going to complain if he bills his research as passthrough or whatever, so it's stupid to mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244630)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon

the type of clients he is aiming for would not expect research costs or any expenses billed as a passthrough, so it's pretty smart of him to mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244787)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 10:19 PM
Author: rose tanning salon

I have no idea why this guy doesn't want to be paid in cash. That's the best way. Nothing makes my day more than a client stopping by with $100 bills.

I'll take credit cards in order to get paid, but I hate having the processor take a cut.

Checks are okay, but I got a bad one about a week ago. :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13243871)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon

i think he's okay with cash, the no cash caption is just a joke and gives him an excuse to post that picture of the overflowing roman money room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254731)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:02 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

Stop posting this. He already responded to this and said he won't accept cash because he wants there to be a paper trail. Which is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, but you are even dumber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254740)



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Date: November 11th, 2009 11:58 PM
Author: misanthropic silver becky step-uncle's house

This guy could be an IRL Don Quixote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244681)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:15 AM
Author: obsidian cracking brethren

Holy shit, is this flame? In any event, Portland rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13244851)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:30 AM
Author: crawly laughsome orchestra pit sandwich

how was he able to afford office space right in the pearl district? that isn't very cheap, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246548)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 3:49 AM
Author: hairraiser immigrant toaster

i would go in with this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246630)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 4:06 AM
Author: obsidian cracking brethren

Imagine him in court:

"May it please the honorable magistrate of this mighty and preftigious court to hear the meager pleadings of but a young and humble barrister seeking to unwrap the riddle of justice from the tangled webs of deceit and debauchery."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246681)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Racy Metal Masturbator Church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13255432)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Dashing domesticated messiness

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161258)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:16 AM
Author: Balding titillating travel guidebook abode

The funny thing is that in 2006 everyone on this board would have been like, "go to Cornell, the debt won't be a problem once you get teh 160k associate job"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246899)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:43 AM
Author: Stubborn kitchen ratface

he should consider cutting back on overhead ...

it's not as if he would meet any client every single day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13246967)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: Odious pocket flask

pretty funny website, I definitely think it's just IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13247624)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: Unholy light box office background story

Is he trying to be the world's first steampunk attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248015)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:34 AM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native

A small but promising niche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260573)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible kink-friendly lay really tough guy

What class does he play in Dragon Age?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248072)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Yellow talented candlestick maker

human female bard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248082)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: Comical sepia piazza famous landscape painting

hahahaha i know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248626)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:04 PM
Author: Comical sepia piazza famous landscape painting

and i'm not at all surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248637)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: trip factory reset button

Is he flaming gay? Too risk-averse or untalented to make a career as a writer? All of the above?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248661)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:11 PM
Author: Comical sepia piazza famous landscape painting

No, he's not gay, as far as I know. I had one class with him and he'd wear the same suit complete with vest, bowler hat, and watch fob every day.

Nice enough, if somewhat eccentric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248692)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: trip factory reset button

Did he unknowingly step into a time machine? That would explain a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248715)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:19 PM
Author: Purple hospital patrolman

say what you want about this guy, but at least he has the balls to be different, and not a partner-cocksucking corporate fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248723)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: trip factory reset button

His schtick was not the only alternative to biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248734)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

180, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251677)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 2:22 PM
Author: Mint aphrodisiac idea he suggested azn

Topical NYT article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/fashion/12CODES.html?_r=1&ref=style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13248742)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: flushed cuckold

"It seems the general consensus is that I ‘m a dick. But interestingly enough it has come exclusively from people who lacked the basic decency to speak to me directly despite having taken the time to scour a website that contained my phone number, email, and mailing address. But now that you’ve dragged me here to your slimy lair to discuss the website let me say that your criticisms seem to boil down to my picture and demeanor, my admissions of my inexperience, and my candidness about my fee structures.

On the first point all I can say is that I photographed myself exactly as I appear and expressed myself in the manner that I speak. I’ll freely admit it’s not a good photo but it is the best I had at the ready on my computer and I fully intend to replace it at the soonest convenient time. I suppose I’ll strive to look less creepy in the future.

I will not be dishonest about my inexperience however. An attorney can not ethically claim more experience that they have, nor even mislead the public with, for example “I’ve never lost a case” when they’ve never had a case. Lawyers in Oregon have been disciplined for naming there firms anything which even implies a specialty which they are not thoroughly experienced in. I decided honesty was the best policy, at least until I had a little more experience. The one thing I was not completely honest about is that ideally I would like to eventually specialize in intellectual property, which I studied extensively in law school, once I feel I have the expertise. You incidentally did infringe on my copyright to that dreadful picture, and fair use is a very weak defense. There is no slander issue here obviously, because it is written, but I’ve yet to read closely enough to determine if there’s libel.

Generally I’m inclined to agree with you in terms of how I present my fee structure, but what you must understand is that at the moment the website is there to give details for my half price discount to my fellow Reed alumni, to whom I’m currently sending targeted advertisements through facebook about a half price discount, many of whom already know me. Perhaps if more attorneys had the candor to just state their fees on their websites I’d have better guidance on this point.

All and all you’ve made some valid criticisms, but mostly you just resorted to ad hominem attacks. I’ve not been so ill treated since middle school. I urge you to grow up, and stop attacking anyone who dares to have a personality.

Yours,

Benjamin Kaplon-Olson"

from http://lifeat160.com/2009/11/tasteless/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13250276)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Trust Fund

there's a difference between being "dishonest" about inexperienced, and not talking about inexperience at all. he seems to think that he's just got to say somethin', when it would be much, much better to say nothing at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13250288)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: French striped hyena forum

Well it's fun to be famous so I'd like to thank you all for that. Moving on to some of the points you picked up on:

My Picture- I agree, not the most attractive fellow. But that's just what some of us have to live with. Perhaps I'll omit pictures of myself in the future, but the website seemed rather too barren without it. In any case I've limited photos of myself on my computer at the moment and will rectify the situation as soon as possible. But it won't be much different because that is my face and trademark outfit.

My Prose- My style is often unusual but it is deliberately so, as I'd like to attract clients who will be good matches for me and that's just how I prefer to speak. I'd ultimately like to focus my practice on copyrights and trademarks, and so felt I might appeal to the more artistic crowd, who at the very least would be less put off than by a typical bland as fuck website dwelling on combined years of experience, commitment to service and the several other required selling points.

I'm well aware that one does not generally use the "I've" contraction when the "have" is not an auxiliary verb, but it is idiom not rule, and I find it more elegant.

My Fee- My fee is roughly the average for a lawyer in solo practice in Portland with less than a year of experience, as best I can gather from the Oregon Bar's published statistics. Really my only sin on this point is coming right out and giving people a clue what my services will cost them, something few lawyers dare. As for the perils of flexible fees there will always be a written fee agreement, and the flexibility will likely stop once I'm a bit more experienced. I don't want cash payments because trust accounting rules are strictly enforced and I'd like to have a paper trail. I'll be accepting credit cards soon.

Inexperience- Yes, I am inexperienced and I tried to come up with a way to not announce this on the front page of my website. But look at a few law firm websites and you'll realize that they all trumpet experience. I decided to just confront the elephant in the room so I could spin it to some slight advantage.

Renaissance Lawyer- Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me. Should the situation prove untenable, I can always specialize. But my suspicion is that it's a lot easier for a generalist to become a specialist than for a specialist suddenly start a general practice.

Me Being Rich- Nope. Scholarships and insane loans. My Pearl District office is a space-sharing arrangement, in a low rent building where the Pearl district meets the bad side of Burnside.

Generally speaking the website was a partly tongue-in-cheek effort to remind all my old college friends and other relations in the area that I'm now a lawyer, and would love their business.Frankly I'm surprised any of you came upon it. Naturally I'll develop a more mainstream one once I can make the usual required statements about experience. If I have to.

Having your personality semi-anonymously lampooned all day is not as much fun as you might think, but it's good to know what people are actually thinking. I rather liked the bit about defending jousting lance manufacturers. Now lets see what sort of websites you all have.

Yours,

Benjamin Kaplon-Olson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251323)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:50 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Indirect Expression

this thread just jumped up a notch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251484)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:51 PM
Author: appetizing national security agency

dude, you are getting a lot of shit on this site, but I congratulate you - you've clearly thought a lot about your practice and I think you will catch on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251491)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:52 PM
Author: cream bearded gunner

All kidding aside, how has business been for you? I find it pretty interesting when people start their own business from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251496)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: thirsty costumed office degenerate

I would like to know as well, but considering his practice began just last month, I have a feeling things have yet to pick up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251546)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: Purple hospital patrolman

I, for one, support you. In a profession loaded with douchebags, it's refreshing to see someone earnestly try to bring a little civility back to law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251508)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: thirsty costumed office degenerate

You sound like an alright guy to me.

Sure, you have your eccentricities, but we all do, and I for one appreciate your genuineness and originality. That said, I think there's a line to be drawn between "being you" and being smart about the way you present your law practice. Clean up the page and don't be such a low-hanging fruit for criticism on sites like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251524)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: Sick philosopher-king rigpig

tl; dnr

Seriously dood, don't take the people here or at life@160 too seriously. Plenty of recent grads wish they had the nuts to do this and plenty others think it's cool that you're giving it a go. Don't worry about what us Internet anons have to say about it.

Oh and good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251700)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: Glittery nowag

I support this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251707)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

"I don't want cash payments because trust accounting rules are strictly enforced and I'd like to have a paper trail. I'll be accepting credit cards soon."

Have you never heard of a receipt you creepy fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251796)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:53 PM
Author: white deranged location codepig

You sound nuts but pretty decent.

It is probably best to observe this board but not engage in it. Some of the trolls here can get pretty riled up about innocuous comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251852)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Aqua people who are hurt psychic

I implore you, sir, why not simply accept an offer of employment with the gentlemen at DLA Piper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13253677)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: wine athletic conference gaming laptop

dla piper numba one in tudor england

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257498)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: Racy Metal Masturbator Church

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."

"Probably impossible I'll admit, but I think if there is anyone up to knowing everything about everything it's me."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13255410)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:13 AM
Author: passionate lake mad cow disease

well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261404)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: garnet hell feces

Good start but needs a LOT of work. Also you should show an internet fax number so clients can fax you documents which are then emailed to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13268265)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 11:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native

Seems like a decent dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13268296)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter

In the spirit of "it's good to know what people are actually thinking," I'll just point out that most people find "unusual but...deliberately so" annoying (i.e, contrived, pretentious).

That said, you seem to be responding relatively well, although the copyright claim regarding criticism of your photo is a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300037)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:42 PM
Author: Unholy light box office background story

Slimy Lair should really be the official title of the law board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257389)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: thriller market

he's referencing xoxo on his site, now.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/News/News.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251458)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 8:51 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Indirect Expression

calling people assholes on his website, nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251494)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: thirsty costumed office degenerate

grammatical errors and dangling modifiers abound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251538)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: French striped hyena forum

It is a bit much. I'll change it to "critics." One of the problems with a solo practice is there's nobody to tell you not to do things when your upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251577)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: thriller market

1!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251585)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: amber parlor

rate me as a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251592)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:56 AM
Author: hairraiser immigrant toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261056)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Purple hospital patrolman

PROTIP: In the legal world, the "any news is good news" maxim does not apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251595)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: azure filthy regret chapel

DOOD holy shit.

i respect your individualism, uniqueness, and c, but seriously unless you've got all sorts of friends/family willing to hook you up with clients, in spite of your website, this seems like a terrible way to market a solo practice

i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251608)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Ebony Trump Supporter

"i've a recommendation: tone it down, forthwith"

180 and seconded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300090)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:05 PM
Author: mustard hyperactive toilet seat

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13259975)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus

A word of advice: take that post off your website. (1) You garnered a generally positive response to your initial post on here, and you don't want to draw the ire of one of the bipolar contributors, (2) you probably don't want to increase the google footprint your association with this website is going to leave. Seriously, take it down now man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251757)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: Purple hospital patrolman

how the fuck do you go to Cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251769)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus

Affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251785)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: Purple hospital patrolman

It was supposed to be a compliment. You've got to be the smartest guy there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251792)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

Yeah, he knows. He got stuck at Cooley because all the spooks with lower scores than he had took his spot at better schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251806)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251815)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

And you couldn't get into MSU? If you are from MI, even Cooley on a large scholarship wouldn't be that much less than MSU. MSU is not very competitive. Did all the spooks with lower scores take your spot at MSU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251829)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251854)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

But isn't MSU in the same exact town? Why wouldn't you apply to both, even if you were just limiting yourself to schools in that town? I support your mindlessness about the situation though. I think things would be much better in law if we didn't have all these faggots mapping out their lives for the perfect law career since they were 15.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251867)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 10:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251912)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus

Just fucking around, thanks man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251808)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

Now he just has a woman reading a newspaper, a "rudimentary form of blog" The xoxo link was better for his practice than that horrendous fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260564)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: Jet Institution

Leave this man alone.

Who here doesn't aspire to be a Roman aristocrat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251697)



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Date: November 12th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: self-centered deer antler headpube

clodius, for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13251727)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Aqua people who are hurt psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13253676)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:39 AM
Author: Crimson Crackhouse Ladyboy

This thread motherfucking delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254356)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 6:24 AM
Author: walnut parlour

he forgot to mention when he completed kindergarten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254459)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 6:33 AM
Author: obsidian cracking brethren

The "artist's rendering" of his office decorating scheme is hilarious and disturbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254460)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:35 AM
Author: Contagious gas station

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254540)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal maroon university clown

You received your law schooling at farthest Cornell? I've great respect for noble Ezra's institution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254542)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:38 AM
Author: soggy hissy fit twinkling uncleanness

i think he needs to really focus on one practice area and read absolutely voraciously about the relevant caselaw and procedures in that area. such as immigration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254545)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal maroon university clown

He also needs to accept cash and walk-ins. He should probably also abandon any thought that his solo law practice will resemble the gentlemanly intellectual life portrayed in Dickens novels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254548)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 8:48 AM
Author: Contagious gas station

I speak from experience when I say nothing good comes from walkins in real life. Limiting your practice to "by appointment only" and have a paralegal screen people before they see you so you know what to say before you meet them is not a bad way to do things even for a solo. Many if not most new solos today do the virtual office thing anyway so they cant do walkins. But this probably depends on location more than anything. Portland isnt NY so he may need to be more hands on. He should probably give it a go both ways.

Truth is most small firms reject more cases than they accept, especially in PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254556)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored Useless Brakes Dragon

I think he will accept cash. I think that "please don't pay in cash" caption is just a joke to give him an excuse to post the pic of the roman office overflowing with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254728)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: Glittery nowag

lol, no. read above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254806)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 9:34 AM
Author: razzle bawdyhouse ceo

Lunacy is often confused with genius.

I commend you good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254668)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:08 AM
Author: Claret base sweet tailpipe

And now we've torn down the dreams of yet another aspiring douchebag.

Bravo xoxo. Just bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254758)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:13 AM
Author: lascivious red garrison karate

KKKlassic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254771)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:33 AM
Author: Glittery nowag

WHY DO YOU HAVE THE NAME OF THAT GUY THAT UPLOADS TORRENTS. TELL ME NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13254808)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: primrose supple business firm

I agree it is poor form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257293)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling principal's office persian

He should move his practice to Williamsburg, he'd be rich by now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257109)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:11 PM
Author: razzle bawdyhouse ceo

No joke.

You might be on to something there.

Might try corner the hipster market in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257140)



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Date: November 25th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Topaz School

that's actually a really good idea. williamsburg is pretty much a toned-down version of inner portland, except that kids there have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13368087)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: Purple hospital patrolman

he changed his pic, it looks worse.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/About%20Myself.html

BKO, if you're reading this man..stop using unflattering webcam shots on your own fucking website. You are a total n00b man, and you've got to market yourself better. You think potential clients are going to want you as their lawyer when they see such a bad picture of you on your wesbite? It's bad signaling. Go to a professional studio, get a portrait done for like $50 bucks. It will pay for itself in the long run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257174)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: primrose supple business firm

Yes this smirk is powerfully bad dood. And I think you're a good dood but please stop short of shooting yourself in the feets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257307)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 4:30 PM
Author: Glittery nowag

Much worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257314)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Bearded incel

with that pic he should also include a link to NAMBLA.

I think the NAMBLA connection basically gives him an auto-in in Portland. plus the namble doods can relate to that mustache and the fact that Benjamin looks like he is balding. Poor guy will soon be a bald and even more unattractive failure if he doesn't find a niche quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13257668)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: obsidian cracking brethren

Don't be such a jerk. I'd edit that before he sues your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258384)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 11:56 PM
Author: Bearded incel

lol, wut? my opinion is that he has a child molester mustache and the pic seems to show him balding.

what's the issue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260296)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

Took out the phrase "farthest Cornell" too. Fucking pussy. He knew how gay that sounded when he wrote it. He shouldn't have taken it down just because we ripped on him for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260550)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

You are supposed to listen to constructive criticism, although your point has merit.

Perhaps he should travel to middling Chicago and sip tea and fornicate with tokyo rose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13264587)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:32 PM
Author: Balding titillating travel guidebook abode

Hey dude, sorry for the harsh words earlier. The real world sucks, doesn't it? Anyways, it would be a good idea to get a more professional site, and throw in some self-deferential humor into that site to make it clear that it's a parody site. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258405)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: bateful copper public bath

"because neither the executive nor the legislative branch has authority here, we hold that the judicial branch must defer to itself."

seriously, am i dumb or is self-deferential not a real thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258458)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:36 AM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native

I don't recommend it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260586)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 7:36 PM
Author: tan house stock car

When will you putting "As Seen on Auto Admit" on the web site?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13258425)



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Date: November 13th, 2009 10:57 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

the mark of quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13259924)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: Vermilion stage

after all, that's what lying cunt Brittan Heller and plagiarist faggot Nathaniel Gleicher did...in their FUCKING WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!1

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:BrittanHeller.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883504)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Motley brass police squad antidepressant drug

purely embarrassing. guy is sadly naive if he thinks a hipsterfied 'personality' website is going to do anything but harm him. he clearly likes the idea and image of being some kind of seasoned solo in the godawfully smug little hipster enclave of the pearl, but he doesn't seem to have the first fucking clue about building a practice and learning the trade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260380)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: salmon place of business

Liked it better the old way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260850)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 1:22 AM
Author: dead cruise ship private investor

All the criticism of this guy on this thread proves how lame and douchie most law students and lawyers are. This guy is cool as shit, smart, creative, and funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13260870)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 9:35 AM
Author: very tactful goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13262069)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author:  personal credit line

Speaking seriously, am I the only one who finds his repeated use of "can not" instead of "cannot" on the first page to be jarring to read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261069)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author:  Turdskin

why would anyone want a lawyer who insists on being some sort of 18th century intellectual? Do i really want this guy writing up my will?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261110)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 2:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed space potus

Have you ever talked to a professional artist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261310)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet church building foreskin

i'd want him to draft my will using parchment and a quill pen, hell yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359872)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 3:36 AM
Author: sienna rehab

my 2 cents for ben: definitely list practice groups on your site. specifically mention that you want to do copyright/TM/general contract drafting type stuff. you want your name to come up when people google for those types of services. right now from your website you appear to be some type of fledgling generalist litigator. and i think its safe to say that someone looking for a solo practice litigator, i.e. someone with an genuine urgent legal problem with a limited budget, is not going to waste time/money taking a chance with an apparent joker like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13261491)



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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:50 PM
Author: duck-like nighttime center telephone

The faggot did his entire website as photos so Google will not be able to index it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202617)



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Date: November 14th, 2009 9:51 AM
Author: chartreuse sneaky criminal old irish cottage
Subject: toasting an epic bread

i loathe hipsters and would probably dislike this dood irl, but i support him. he's got heart, and i respect doods who keep it real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13262129)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus

It appears he took some of the criticism constructively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299504)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 2:51 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

yes he did

this would have been a 30 post thread if that is what he had to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299537)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus

In retrospect, I feel kind of scummy about the general reaction. If nothing else, the guy tried something original; he's not marketing to law students or firms, but to clients. It certainly wasn't something I'd do, and there definitely were a few errors in judgment, but if his intent truly was to attract individuals from the art community, I don't think he was hurting himself nearly as much as some of the hyperbole in this thread would imply.

Guy, if you're reading this, you deserve a nod for trying something new. People, including myself, are critical douches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299604)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:18 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

Nah. He deserves a nod for actually changing his site based upon some of the criticism. It needed to be changed.

Now it is 'different' but probably just fine considering who he is targeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299744)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:22 AM
Author: drab disgusting blood rage whorehouse

if an artist needs a lawyer, he doesn't have the luxury of money to waste on guys like Kaplan Olson.

He hasn't taken any of the criticism constructively at all. The website is as ridiculous as ever. Good luck to the kid, if this works for him I'll out myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556604)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:02 PM
Author: Harsh fluffy meetinghouse newt

This douche has the nerve to charge $130 per hour? Who the fuck does he think he is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299613)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native

He's moving on up.

"...my standard rate is $140 an hour plus expenses."

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Fees.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541449)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: Harsh fluffy meetinghouse newt

My favorite: " I went to law school to help other, not to collect a big paycheck, [but I charge $130 and hour + expenses]". This is killself material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299626)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus

Total Cornell Tuition: 1L - $67,250 2L - $67,250 3L - $66,350

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299661)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:26 PM
Author: Harsh fluffy meetinghouse newt

Point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299819)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:19 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

$130 an hour is not that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299755)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 3:26 PM
Author: Harsh fluffy meetinghouse newt

STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13299822)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 4:17 PM
Author: talking trailer park pistol

Exactly how many hrs do you think he is going to bill?

How much do other solos charge in his area?

Suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300285)



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Date: November 25th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Topaz School

cr

the only solo i know in portland charges $210/hr. 130 ain't shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13368029)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 4:23 PM
Author: Abusive site mediation

It is if you don't know what in the fuck you're doing and basically admits he doesn't know what he's doing on his website (though he also says he won't bill people for his learning time either, so I have no idea how he's going to bill anyone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13300330)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Doctorate Native

"$130 an hour is not that much"

What about $140?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541471)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author:  Son Of Senegal

farthest new haven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13359675)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet church building foreskin

The Rock: Your wish is my command

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13530255)



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Date: December 14th, 2009 12:29 AM
Author: house-broken internet-worthy death wish point

unbelievably great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13544380)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:25 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Spot Lettuce

good luck to the dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680442)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:30 AM
Author:  naked locus queen of the night

"Perhaps it is my newness to the legal profession, but I’ve not yet learned to discriminate against any area of law."

Business 101: always act like you know what you're doing. He fails it so hard on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680465)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:35 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm dopamine

http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson/9701690#/profile.php?v=wall&id=9701690



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680486)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal maroon university clown

How cliche to have yet another feast of Lord Saturn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13680562)



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Date: March 30th, 2010 12:03 AM
Author:  property

I have two friends in common with this dood...def going to have to get the scoop from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14543627)



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Date: December 30th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author:  lodge

Now see here, you young ruffians may prefer this new breed of brash, rough-and-tumble barrister that seems now to have sprung up out of every ditch and sewer grate in the city, and such is your right. But when a dispute recently arose between myself and one of my competitors in the whaling endeavor, I sought out a cultivated man, a man of letters, and I found such a man in one Mr. Kaplon-Olson. It mattered not that Mr. Kaplon-Olson often needed hours or days to study what a more experienced attorney would already know, for when he did finish the complaint it was written in the finest prose. It mattered not that he was not well-versed in this newfangled electronical filing system, for when he strode into the courtroom in his top-hat and pince-nez glasses, his pocket watch perfectly shined, his waistcoat perfectly tailored, and handed in his motions, drafted in perfected script, the judge could only marvel at the dignity with which this young man carried himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#13681706)



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Date: March 30th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author:  property

underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14543656)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:30 AM
Author:  casino organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556618)



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Date: April 1st, 2010 12:06 PM
Author: Carmine round eye liquid oxygen

180180180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14568190)



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Date: September 20th, 2010 8:20 PM
Author:  Cyan Double Fault

this man should be writing for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16097047)



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Date: September 20th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: Buff therapy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16097064)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 2:41 PM
Author:  Cyan Double Fault

"and such is your right" was the highlight here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16113833)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 1:38 AM
Author: Dashing domesticated messiness

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16161307)



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Date: September 28th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: trip factory reset button

so well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16166299)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:35 AM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

wonder how dood is making out.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176945)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:37 AM
Author: ocher jewess

models + bottles OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176962)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:40 AM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

or given that its' Portland, lots of coffee & weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14176968)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:49 AM
Author: Bright digit ratio

Thanks for posting this. I missed it in November. So great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14177019)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:10 PM
Author:  cerise macaca

very well I do trust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541374)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: drab disgusting blood rage whorehouse

jesus christ, it's as bad as it's ever been. The guy hasn't...improved it at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541398)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: useless

Is it me or does he look older than a 25/26 year old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541420)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author:  party of the first part

If it works, it works. Wonder how he is doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541550)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: Pungent

It looks like he reeled in his "About Me" page a little bit (it no longer says "farthest Cornell," nor does it trumpet his status as a "renaissance lawyer")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541613)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:36 PM
Author:  casino organic girlfriend

true. very sad

twas darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541675)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:33 PM
Author:  Son Of Senegal

why no discounts to cornell alumni?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14541638)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 7:39 AM
Author: flatulent beta new version

"Pretentious" is an understatement. Nice mustache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556580)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: thriller market

anyone with a degree in "classics" from Reed is probably pretty insufferable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556637)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: self-centered deer antler headpube

i know a great guy with a reed classics degree. he's definitely a 'reed' type (left wing, organic coffee, long distance running,) but he's also really nice.

i think the problem with this dude is more the cornell law degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556921)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: drab disgusting blood rage whorehouse

does he make solid eye contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14563159)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:58 AM
Author:  seedy boistinker

This thread is freaking hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556664)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 9:16 AM
Author: trip factory reset button

I see that he has narrowed his focus to IP and publishing. It was better when he sought to dabble in every area of the law. You could just imagine a workers comp claimant going in to see the Renaissance Man and the awkward conversation that would follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14556689)



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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

"Nevertheless I’m willing to consider undertaking matters in almost any area of law.Too narrow a focus leads to too narrow a mind.".....i.e., the reality that he needs to take anything that walks through the door has set in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014166)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 8:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible kink-friendly lay really tough guy

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Law%20Office.html

1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14562200)



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Date: April 1st, 2010 5:52 AM
Author: brindle volcanic crater

is he 'newly minted'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#14567036)



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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

listing his graduations and admittances when a wet pup was a bad move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014183)



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Date: May 17th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Frum Mood

longest running thread ever on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15014170)



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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author:  iridescent

its been updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202271)



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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:21 PM
Author:  emerald rigor

Why did he take his picture down?!? :( LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202388)



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Date: June 9th, 2010 5:03 PM
Author: Peach

beats other options:

http://shitlawjobs.com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15202284)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:11 PM
Author: flatulent beta new version

he took his picture down? lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15214491)



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Date: July 11th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: tantric electric elastic band shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15475896)



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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:35 PM
Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry

LULZ: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=213295794235&ref=mf

Someone should interview him for an XOXO exclusive... haha

EDIT: Someone already found this... :( Anyone try calling him?

---

The feast of Lord Saturn, mother of all winterfests, will be served this Wednesday at the house of Benjamin Kaplon-Olson (4247 se Schiller, Portland, OR 97206). The Saturnalia celebrates the lost Saturnian age, when Lord Saturn, father of the Olympian Gods, was overthrown by his son Jupiter and came down to rule over the mortal realms in a utopic Golden Age of equality and plenty. The day is therefore marked by overthrow of the social order, general excess, and nostalgia for things past. Revelries will start with a cocktail hour at 6:30 pm during which guests so inclined may give musical performances. This will be followed by an ode to Saturn at 7:45. The Feast of Plenty shall be served at 8pm, followed by the dessert procession at 9:30. From 10pm there will be a symposium where guests so inclined may deliver speeches on the nature of Utopia and much wine shall be imbibed. To represent the upturning of the social order guests are encouraged to dress outlandishly and titles of nobility will be issued at random upon arrival. Guests are encouraged to bring their own guests but please call ahead (971-222-7176) so feast size can be adjusted accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15476375)



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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: azure filthy regret chapel

"maaa you and dad remember i've got my saturnalia tonight right?"

"of course sweetie, but you know your dad is going to be having his poker game with his friends from work in the kitchen, right?"

"but maa we're supposed to have musical tributes and libations in the living room"

"well you know your dad has had this planned for a while. besides, i think it would be a great networking opportunity for you, sweetie. did you read that newspaper clipping aunt carol gave you about networking? it says it's all about talking to new people. you know, a lot of your dad's friends might know people who could help you find work"

"maa please just ask dad if he can do poker somewhere else, the saturnalia is REALLY important OK?"

"sweetheart, that's not fair to your dad. you know that when we talked about you moving back in we all decided that we would treat each other like adults, right? well your dad has had a rough week at work so i think we shouldn't say anything about this and just let him have some fun. you and your friends can have your party in the backyard"

"..."

"did you want me to make some of the mac and cheese bites for your friends?"

"yess ok"

"how much should i make? do you know how many people are coming?"

"well right now it's david and simon, but a lot more people are going to come. i sent out a facebook invitation last week"

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15476606)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author:  property

underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16151274)



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Date: July 11th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: Effete clear jap

Kan't tell if he's a KONSPIRATOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#15476381)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author:  dull legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16819754)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:44 PM
Author:  pontificating coffee pot

I fucked a chick from Portland. T14 fuck of my life.

Anyway, that cornell guy is a fag. exactly y i'd never go to cornell. he even bought the LLM scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16820096)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 5:08 PM
Author: Fishy Chest-beating Genital Piercing

"about myself"

i thought one of the main selling points for classics departments is that their graduates are grammar master men.

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16820260)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:25 PM
Author: irate gaped boiling water haunted graveyard

Shit's hot. So hot I replied to a year plus old post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824047)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:31 PM
Author: dark mexican

he's still going a year later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16824127)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: startling international law enforcement agency

his site no longer exists...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879236)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Generalized Bond

Poor dude probably had to throw in the towel.

I always thought it was pretty despicable how people treated him ITT. Dude definitely had a different style, but he had balls to go out there and try to do shit on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879491)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:17 PM
Author: dark mexican

in all seriousness titcr. To his credit he tried to make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879555)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:25 PM
Author: Contagious gas station

Better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at all, but alas that's a horrible perversion of a lovely Tennyson poem, and only a Retardacon who cant grasp opportunity cost can really think that to be the case. A better way to look at it is to say "another year older and deeper in debt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879623)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: dark mexican

In all likelihood he would have done jack shit if he didn't try to go solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM
Author: dark mexican

it was there a week ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879500)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 10:09 AM
Author:  depressive
Subject: The requested URL is now but a memory soon to be forgotten.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/404.shtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: flesh vivacious idiot

It would appear he's given up the practice of law and is concentrating on a more cerebral endeavor:

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/neareastnomad.com/About%20Me.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879442)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:09 PM
Author:  blathering circlehead

indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879512)



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Date: December 22nd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Mint aphrodisiac idea he suggested azn

This must be run by some friend of his.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/neareastnomad.com/Contact.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16879686)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 11:03 AM
Author: Vermilion stage

could be worse...check out Naked Happy Girl BLS Adriana Dominguez site...

http://www.dominguezlawoffice.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881845)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Confused associate

I wonder if this guy knows he's popular here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16881882)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:51 PM
Author: trip factory reset button

When I see updates to this thread, I keep expecting it to be that someone discovered his law practice has closed its doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883445)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:54 PM
Author: honey-headed reading party

uh - did you not read the last 25 posts itt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883472)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: trip factory reset button

No, actually, I didn't. But now that I have, I don't see anything definitive that tells me Kaplon-Olson has shuttered his practice. His laughable web site is gone, but that may have been a strategic decision to grow his practice for all we know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883515)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: trip factory reset button

But by the way, he's coming off the Winter Solstice, according to his Facebook page.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Magnus-Kaplon-Olson/9701690#!/profile.php?id=9701690&v=wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883534)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 3:02 PM
Author: Fighting underhanded

I was just thinking of this the other day. Ty for bumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#16883521)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Effete clear jap

Hope he's doing well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17606815)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author:  lodge

Would have made great fodder for Portlandia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17606827)



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Date: April 2nd, 2011 10:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed space potus

Why the fuck would you put your phone number on that site?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17673562)



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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:40 PM
Author: ivory tank

um. so potential clients can call you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17768013)



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Date: April 14th, 2011 3:33 PM
Author:  pontificating coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17767966)



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Date: April 25th, 2011 4:22 PM
Author: Sick philosopher-king rigpig

So does this dude still practice law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17851234)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:42 AM
Author: bonkers burgundy mother

his practice has faded into the digi-gossamer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888751)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 12:05 PM
Author: smoky boltzmann

sans one ado more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17889043)



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Date: May 29th, 2011 5:29 PM
Author: Sick philosopher-king rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18115015)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:45 AM
Author: Sinister Gaping

Whoa, did xoxo destroy his career?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888760)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:54 AM
Author: Cerebral Jet-lagged Alpha

yep, it was clearly xoxo that destroyed his career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17888785)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:51 PM
Author: sooty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337863)



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Date: April 30th, 2011 10:41 PM
Author: Turquoise Pozpig

Greetings gentle visitor. I am no great believer in personal websites. However having recently decided to delete my facebook account, I hit upon the dilemma that there may be some friend or well wisher out there in the far reaches of the digi-gossamer who was relying upon said account to keep my contact information safe for them. Have no fear good acquaintance, for I have hastily erected this website to sate that very need.

http://www.kaplon-olson.com/Welcome.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#17893702)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 10:03 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

MADE ON A MAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18338011)



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Date: September 11th, 2011 8:56 AM
Author: Sick philosopher-king rigpig



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Date: May 29th, 2011 5:41 PM
Author:  hilarious

so sad i missed this the first time around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18115101)



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Date: May 30th, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Offensive Alcoholic Goal In Life

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Date: May 30th, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Offensive Alcoholic Goal In Life

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Date: May 31st, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Offensive Alcoholic Goal In Life

**********AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs********************

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18131623)



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:45 PM
Author: Coral flickering nibblets



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:47 PM
Author: Gold hyperventilating cuck

holy shit i forgot this thread

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18337825)



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Date: September 11th, 2011 11:59 AM
Author: Sinister Gaping

Even though XOXO made fun of this guy, the man had some fucking huevos. Some of the aspies on this board are too scared to talk to a chick, and this guy went balls deep into trying to make it happen. Sucks to see that it did not work out, but at least he tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#18949399)



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Date: October 4th, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: Autistic twisted coldplay fan puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19098240)



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Date: October 4th, 2011 9:56 AM
Author:  property



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Date: November 4th, 2011 1:50 AM
Author: puce love of her life

i demand an update forthwith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2#19296985)