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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Cocky Cheese-eating Hell Roommate
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
bearded place of business
  07/09/12
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Stimulating lemon black woman
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Fear-inspiring bipolar filthpig national
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Fear-inspiring bipolar filthpig national
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Fear-inspiring bipolar filthpig national
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Arrogant foreskin
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Arrogant foreskin
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Drab Bateful House
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Drab Bateful House
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Drab Bateful House
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
arousing theater stage dragon
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Disturbing Deranged Theater
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Coral Beady-eyed Sneaky Criminal Goal In Life
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
aromatic step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
overrated stead
  07/09/12
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Stimulating lemon black woman
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Fear-inspiring bipolar filthpig national
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
stfu
overrated stead
  07/09/12
180
lascivious chad
  07/09/12
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fuchsia dashing idiot senate
  07/13/12
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fluffy affirmative action
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Federal legend mediation
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Federal legend mediation
  07/09/12
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Mentally impaired principal's office
  07/04/19
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Stimulating lemon black woman
  07/13/12
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Mentally impaired principal's office
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Adulterous Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Flickering Chocolate Office
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Peach Fighting Factory Reset Button Hospital
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Flickering Chocolate Office
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Orange Main People
  03/04/25
lol kike
fluffy affirmative action
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Salmon Resort
  07/04/19
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Shaky Bonkers Electric Furnace
  08/10/22
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Irradiated chrome corner death wish
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Exhilarant Site
  07/24/24
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Odious menage
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
pontificating shivering stage pozpig
  09/22/24
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Orange Main People
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
duck-like sable police squad
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Cocky Cheese-eating Hell Roommate

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: bearded place of business

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Stimulating lemon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bipolar filthpig national

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bipolar filthpig national

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bipolar filthpig national

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Arrogant foreskin

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Arrogant foreskin

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Drab Bateful House

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Drab Bateful House

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Drab Bateful House

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: arousing theater stage dragon

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Disturbing Deranged Theater

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Coral Beady-eyed Sneaky Criminal Goal In Life

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: overrated stead

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Stimulating lemon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bipolar filthpig national

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: overrated stead

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: lascivious chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: fuchsia dashing idiot senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: fluffy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Federal legend mediation

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Really Tough Guy Hominid

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Federal legend mediation

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Stimulating lemon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Mentally impaired principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Adulterous Mad-dog Skullcap

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Flickering Chocolate Office

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Peach Fighting Factory Reset Button Hospital

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Flickering Chocolate Office

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Orange Main People

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: fluffy affirmative action

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Salmon Resort

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Shaky Bonkers Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Irradiated chrome corner death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Site

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Odious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: pontificating shivering stage pozpig

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Orange Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: duck-like sable police squad

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#49721526)