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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| big disrespectful location prole | 10/09/12 |
| big disrespectful location prole | 10/09/12 |
| big disrespectful location prole | 10/10/12 |
| lascivious home brethren | 10/10/12 |
| cracking dun blood rage | 10/10/12 |
| rambunctious ultramarine multi-billionaire organic girlfriend | 10/10/12 |
| flesh house | 10/10/12 |
| plum trailer park jew | 10/10/12 |
| flesh house | 10/10/12 |
| electric ratface | 10/10/12 |
| fragrant masturbator | 05/15/23 |
| Ass Problems | 08/31/26 |
| big disrespectful location prole | 10/10/12 |
| Charismatic rose parlor kitty cat | 10/10/12 |
| Big-titted resort legend | 10/10/12 |
| stubborn orchestra pit | 10/29/12 |
| violent corner | 05/14/23 |
| up-to-no-good histrionic friendly grandma idea he suggested | 10/29/12 |
| Bistre razzle liquid oxygen spot | 10/29/12 |
| Seedy territorial base | 05/15/23 |
| nubile frisky famous landscape painting church building | 05/15/23 |
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| Wonderful Really Tough Guy | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: big disrespectful location prole http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: big disrespectful location prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: big disrespectful location prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: lascivious home brethren lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: cracking dun blood rage What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: rambunctious ultramarine multi-billionaire organic girlfriend http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: flesh house dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: plum trailer park jew Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: flesh house cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: electric ratface "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: fragrant masturbator It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: big disrespectful location prole Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Charismatic rose parlor kitty cat tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Big-titted resort legend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: stubborn orchestra pit awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: violent corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: up-to-no-good histrionic friendly grandma idea he suggested these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Bistre razzle liquid oxygen spot Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Seedy territorial base 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: nubile frisky famous landscape painting church building You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Medicated ivory sandwich school lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: yellow locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: yellow locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Wonderful Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639607) |