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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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amber school cafeteria
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lol at white womyn
Geriatric Hell Mexican
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Vigorous Stage Travel Guidebook
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
internet-worthy haunting corner brethren
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
primrose boyish nowag pit
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
sick kitty
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
primrose boyish nowag pit
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
vivacious self-centered church building mad cow disease
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Buck-toothed stain field
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
amber school cafeteria
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tyft
Chocolate Multi-billionaire Cruise Ship
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180
Anal incel party of the first part
  10/10/12
awesome
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high-end bright meetinghouse
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Cracking gunner
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
french cerise step-uncle's house
  10/29/12
18000000000
big khaki rehab giraffe
  05/15/23
You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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lmao
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: amber school cafeteria

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: amber school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21753140)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: amber school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Geriatric Hell Mexican

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Stage Travel Guidebook

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: internet-worthy haunting corner brethren

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: primrose boyish nowag pit

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: sick kitty

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: primrose boyish nowag pit

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: vivacious self-centered church building mad cow disease

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Buck-toothed stain field

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: amber school cafeteria

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Chocolate Multi-billionaire Cruise Ship

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Anal incel party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Dun bbw

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: high-end bright meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Cracking gunner

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: french cerise step-uncle's house

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: big khaki rehab giraffe

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: House-broken personal credit line church

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Slimy Station Gaping

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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