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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
tell me
coiffed range alpha
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
lol tyft
godawful mustard pocket flask
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Thriller Sadistic Resort Cuckold
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
big seedy dragon becky
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
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Passionate Boistinker Lay
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
odious potus
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
elite chapel
  08/14/13
lmao
coiffed range alpha
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
odious potus
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Walnut dysfunction
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
rofl
coiffed range alpha
  08/14/13
180
Supple aggressive gas station
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rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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snowy idiotic ape
  08/14/13
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snowy idiotic ape
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
elite chapel
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
snowy idiotic ape
  08/14/13
best of thread
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
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Twinkling Razzmatazz Home
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Twinkling Razzmatazz Home
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
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godawful mustard pocket flask
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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godawful mustard pocket flask
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
godawful mustard pocket flask
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Titillating Apoplectic Nursing Home
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
elite chapel
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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coiffed range alpha
  08/14/13
180
Soul-stirring Fishy Nibblets
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Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
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maroon abode preventive strike
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impressive orchid church building
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
avocado parlor
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Shimmering headpube locale
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Shimmering headpube locale
  08/14/13
lol
curious anal center
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
snowy idiotic ape
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
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Shimmering headpube locale
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(not bloodacre)
Stirring Mentally Impaired Prole Stage
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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misunderstood church filthpig
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Shimmering headpube locale
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
glittery chad karate
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Walnut dysfunction
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Shimmering headpube locale
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
burgundy diverse base double fault
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
glittery chad karate
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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burgundy diverse base double fault
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
burgundy diverse base double fault
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
burgundy diverse base double fault
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
burgundy diverse base double fault
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
godawful mustard pocket flask
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i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
godawful mustard pocket flask
  08/14/13
whatever
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
crusty bronze background story gunner
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Shimmering headpube locale
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
snowy idiotic ape
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
lol
Soul-stirring Fishy Nibblets
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
180
Supple aggressive gas station
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vengeful puppy milk
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
snowy idiotic ape
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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Puce cerebral cuckoldry generalized bond
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Supple aggressive gas station
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Supple aggressive gas station
  08/14/13
lol tyft
godawful mustard pocket flask
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
godawful mustard pocket flask
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
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Yellow irradiated private investor doctorate
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Soul-stirring Fishy Nibblets
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
hot twinkling uncleanness voyeur
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
wine dead cuck rehab
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Supple aggressive gas station
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Supple aggressive gas station
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Shimmering headpube locale
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Supple aggressive gas station
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effete casino
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
lmao
godawful mustard pocket flask
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electric buff boiling water shrine
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
metal transparent idea he suggested site
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  08/14/13
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Puce cerebral cuckoldry generalized bond
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
Pics?
Flirting Location Faggotry
  08/14/13
link?
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  08/17/13
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coiffed range alpha
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Shimmering headpube locale
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
medicated sneaky criminal den
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
medicated sneaky criminal den
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
medicated sneaky criminal den
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
house-broken tank sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Red Hominid
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
medicated sneaky criminal den
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
saffron bipolar property
  08/14/13
Underrated
effete casino
  08/15/13
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Red Hominid
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
saffron bipolar property
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
vigorous garrison jap
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Shimmering headpube locale
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
wild abnormal native
  08/14/13
lol
Doobsian pit lettuce
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
wild abnormal native
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Doobsian pit lettuce
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
wild abnormal native
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Red Hominid
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
hairraiser crotch
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
glittery chad karate
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Yapping Brunch Half-breed
  08/14/13
180
disrespectful bespoke multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Doobsian pit lettuce
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Gold multi-colored trailer park
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Doobsian pit lettuce
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Up-to-no-good crackhouse
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Outnumbered patrolman
  08/14/13
180
medicated sneaky criminal den
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saffron bipolar property
  08/15/13
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nighttime wonderful coldplay fan degenerate
  08/17/13
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iridescent concupiscible persian
  09/11/13
Lmao
cyan police squad
  06/07/17
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Black Talented Gaming Laptop Travel Guidebook
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
cracking new version
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Up-to-no-good crackhouse
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Stimulating State
  08/14/13
lol
medicated sneaky criminal den
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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Startling Adventurous Toaster Spot
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
maize provocative house
  08/17/13
poignant
exciting bat-shit-crazy really tough guy giraffe
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Abusive rigor locus
  08/17/13
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Up-to-no-good crackhouse
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
iridescent concupiscible persian
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
misunderstood church filthpig
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
vigorous garrison jap
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
big seedy dragon becky
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Very tactful library
  12/28/13
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know-it-all laughsome cumskin
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Overrated ladyboy kitchen
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Trip onyx meetinghouse
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
bearded immigrant
  03/10/14
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maroon abode preventive strike
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Stirring Mentally Impaired Prole Stage
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Gold multi-colored trailer park
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swollen salmon space kitty
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swollen salmon space kitty
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maroon abode preventive strike
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swollen salmon space kitty
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Aquamarine Selfie
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Olive vibrant personal credit line turdskin
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Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
insane flesh black woman
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Mildly Autistic Hissy Fit
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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light therapy
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: coiffed range alpha

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Thriller Sadistic Resort Cuckold

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: big seedy dragon becky

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: maroon abode preventive strike

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: mewling pea-brained international law enforcement agency lodge



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Obsidian Yarmulke Plaza

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: brilliant charismatic field weed whacker



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: impressive orchid church building



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: grizzly contagious sanctuary



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: coral razzle rigpig internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: lemon tanning salon ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Twinkling Razzmatazz Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Passionate Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Black Talented Gaming Laptop Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: slap-happy sienna corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Passionate Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: odious potus

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: elite chapel

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: coiffed range alpha

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: swollen salmon space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Twinkling Razzmatazz Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: odious potus

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Marvelous theater

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Walnut dysfunction

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: coiffed range alpha

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: hilarious step-uncle's house

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Useless bright principal's office mexican

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Doobsian pit lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Gold multi-colored trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: brilliant charismatic field weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: light therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: lemon tanning salon ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Black Talented Gaming Laptop Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: snowy idiotic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: snowy idiotic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: elite chapel

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: snowy idiotic ape

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Twinkling Razzmatazz Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Twinkling Razzmatazz Home

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Titillating Apoplectic Nursing Home

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: elite chapel

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: avocado parlor

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: coiffed range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Fishy Nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Gold multi-colored trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: maroon abode preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: impressive orchid church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: avocado parlor

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: curious anal center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: snowy idiotic ape

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Stirring Mentally Impaired Prole Stage

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Cocky kitty cat toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: snowy idiotic ape

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Sickened quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: misunderstood church filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: misunderstood church filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: light therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: glittery chad karate

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: burgundy diverse base double fault

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Walnut dysfunction

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Walnut dysfunction

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Drab self-centered national gay wizard

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Carnelian orchestra pit

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: burgundy diverse base double fault

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: glittery chad karate

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: electric buff boiling water shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: burgundy diverse base double fault

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: burgundy diverse base double fault

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: burgundy diverse base double fault

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: burgundy diverse base double fault

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: burgundy diverse base double fault

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: burgundy diverse base double fault

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: crusty bronze background story gunner

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: snowy idiotic ape

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fishy Nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: vengeful puppy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: snowy idiotic ape

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Puce cerebral cuckoldry generalized bond

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Puce cerebral cuckoldry generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Yellow irradiated private investor doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fishy Nibblets

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: hot twinkling uncleanness voyeur

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: wine dead cuck rehab

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Supple aggressive gas station

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: effete casino

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: godawful mustard pocket flask

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: electric buff boiling water shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: metal transparent idea he suggested site

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: spectacular office mad cow disease

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Puce cerebral cuckoldry generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Flirting Location Faggotry

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: swollen salmon space kitty

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: coiffed range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: sapphire geriatric bbw

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: blue knife stead

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: nighttime wonderful coldplay fan degenerate

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: medicated sneaky criminal den

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: medicated sneaky criminal den

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: medicated sneaky criminal den

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: house-broken tank sweet tailpipe

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Red Hominid

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: medicated sneaky criminal den

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: saffron bipolar property

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: effete casino

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: brilliant charismatic field weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Red Hominid

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: saffron bipolar property

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous garrison jap

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Shimmering headpube locale

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: wild abnormal native

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Doobsian pit lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: wild abnormal native

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Doobsian pit lettuce

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: wild abnormal native

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Red Hominid

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: hairraiser crotch

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: glittery chad karate

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Yapping Brunch Half-breed

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: disrespectful bespoke multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Doobsian pit lettuce

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Gold multi-colored trailer park

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Doobsian pit lettuce

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: medicated sneaky criminal den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: saffron bipolar property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: nighttime wonderful coldplay fan degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: iridescent concupiscible persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: cyan police squad

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Black Talented Gaming Laptop Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: cracking new version

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crackhouse

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Stimulating State

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: medicated sneaky criminal den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Cobalt galvanic water buffalo french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Piazza Codepig

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Startling Adventurous Toaster Spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: aromatic old irish cottage whorehouse

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: maize provocative house

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: exciting bat-shit-crazy really tough guy giraffe

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Abusive rigor locus

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: iridescent concupiscible persian

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: misunderstood church filthpig

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: vigorous garrison jap

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: big seedy dragon becky

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Very tactful library

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: know-it-all laughsome cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Overrated ladyboy kitchen

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Trip onyx meetinghouse

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: bearded immigrant

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: maroon abode preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Stirring Mentally Impaired Prole Stage

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Olive vibrant personal credit line turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Gold multi-colored trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: swollen salmon space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: swollen salmon space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: maroon abode preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: swollen salmon space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine Selfie

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Olive vibrant personal credit line turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed dilemma corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: insane flesh black woman

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Hissy Fit

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: insane flesh black woman

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: light therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: swollen salmon space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: swollen salmon space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: splenetic volcanic crater heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: light therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: light therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#44198924)