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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: Dark Razzle-dazzle Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Mentally impaired fragrant rigor party of the first part I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed. BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner. BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is this is fine thisisfine this isf |
Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: harsh talented love of her life Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Dark Razzle-dazzle Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Mentally impaired fragrant rigor party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Heady Faggotry Giraffe kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: harsh talented love of her life cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Heady Faggotry Giraffe "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: sinister poppy chad university lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Headpube Dragon they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Frozen Iridescent State cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Flirting chapel corn cake There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: twisted volcanic crater (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Sepia sexy heaven pisswyrm oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: Lascivious forum because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Mentally impaired fragrant rigor party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: spruce famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057310) |