Date: August 22nd, 2014 2:19 AM Author: Light slimy yarmulke
lol, just clicked on one at random and the guy inadvertently tapped an underwater spring that threatened to drown his fort so he had to counteract it by unleashing a lava flow that evaporated the water on contact, scalding half a dozen of his guys to death in the process
Date: March 16th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: garnet point
i have played this endlessly
i love rogulikes and the dwarf fortress portion of DF is okay
i usually play the real game, there are so few good rogelikes and this one has an almost unlimited playability and there are so many things you can do within it that it is crazy
Date: March 16th, 2016 10:36 PM Author: hairless national faggot firefighter
is this a game or is this an autism simulator?
i have refused to learn this 'game' because i have a strong inkling that its one of those games with a billion variables with no sense of balance and that it requires 50 hours of input for a 5 minute dopamine rush
Date: March 16th, 2016 10:38 PM Author: garnet point
nothing can describe taking 10 hours to create a YYUGGGE dungeon set with traps and trained militia and destroying the strongest hordes in the game all while avoiding shit like flooding, starvation, miasma, madness, infidelity and death
Date: March 16th, 2016 10:44 PM Author: Scarlet apoplectic new version
Nothing can describe the sensation-feeling of a huge pozload in your filthy dungbasket when your 110 hour fortress is destroyed over the course of 5 minutes