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BIGLAWYERS DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECRETARY PROOFREAD UR SHIT?

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Insecure casino elastic band
  10/21/14
lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC...
Crusty sanctuary gay wizard
  10/21/14
i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch eve...
Insecure casino elastic band
  10/21/14
do you know how retarded secretary's are?
Crusty sanctuary gay wizard
  10/21/14
i guess not
Insecure casino elastic band
  10/21/14
I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.
Anal mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  10/21/14
how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? ...
Insecure casino elastic band
  10/21/14
Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are. ...
Anal mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  10/21/14
brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fuckin...
Crusty sanctuary gay wizard
  10/21/14
cr
Aphrodisiac senate
  10/21/14
Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust m...
Anal mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  10/21/14
MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've e...
Trip Place Of Business Incel
  10/21/14
yep
Arrogant Big Boiling Water
  10/21/14
absolutely not
gold fighting karate
  10/21/14
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Vigorous area persian
  06/28/25
this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to rev...
180 station
  06/28/25
Of course.
Insecure casino elastic band
  06/28/25
I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fu...
180 station
  06/28/25
During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a de...
Insecure casino elastic band
  06/28/25
I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well abov...
hank_scorpio
  06/28/25
i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run i...
beta windowlicker locale
  06/28/25


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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Insecure casino elastic band



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Crusty sanctuary gay wizard

lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC. do u think it'd make sense for her to read my shit?

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Insecure casino elastic band

i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch every typo in a 20-page discovery response

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Crusty sanctuary gay wizard

do you know how retarded secretary's are?

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Insecure casino elastic band

i guess not

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Anal mind-boggling multi-billionaire

I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Insecure casino elastic band

how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? come on

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Anal mind-boggling multi-billionaire

Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are.

By the way, doesn't your firm have a doc services dept that will proofread your shit? We had a 24/7 one. They are actually competent. One neat trick is if it is due in the morning you can finish it, send it to them and then pick it up in the AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562130)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Crusty sanctuary gay wizard

brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fucking low as fuck

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac senate

cr

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Anal mind-boggling multi-billionaire

Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust my secretary to do basically anything other than check formatting and submit for reimbursements. Now that I'm in-house the same remains true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561999)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Trip Place Of Business Incel

MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. I worked in a lot of professional offices growing up in a big city suburb and the office staffs there were about 20x as smart as a good biglaw secretary.

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Arrogant Big Boiling Water

yep

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: gold fighting karate

absolutely not

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Vigorous area persian



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: 180 station

this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to review for any comments and if they miss something you yell at them later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057266)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Insecure casino elastic band

Of course.

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: 180 station

I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fucking mail if it mattered, I'd always do it myself

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Insecure casino elastic band

During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a dedicated, intelligent, knowledgeable gay male secretary who could have been an attorney himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057306)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well above average for the firm and then one partner I worked with a lot had a jamaican lady who did not like any of us, but I know for a fact nothing bad would happen to either of them if something didn't get out of the mailroom in time whereas my ass would be grass so I'd head down and watch the mail proles put it in the outgoing before even trusting them, I think they must have hated me because I seemed to be constantly harassing them a minute before last call to get shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057314)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: beta windowlicker locale

i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run it through AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057308)