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*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

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internet-worthy area
  10/22/15
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Histrionic Address Nowag
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Sticky casino
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Lilac station
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curious meetinghouse
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alcoholic alpha mother
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underhanded swashbuckling piazza
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Razzle-dazzle misunderstood church building
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*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
Black theater juggernaut
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St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
Fantasy-prone generalized bond garrison
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bronze very tactful ratface
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curious meetinghouse
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internet-worthy area
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Tripping free-loading pistol
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appetizing copper depressive spot
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haunting jew dilemma
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Umber coiffed gas station clown
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supple sanctuary mad-dog skullcap
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"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
Contagious boiling water
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Fantasy-prone generalized bond garrison
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supple sanctuary mad-dog skullcap
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lol
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bronze very tactful ratface
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Unholy macaca
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Juan Eighty
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Sticky casino
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Contagious boiling water
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Contagious boiling water
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Contagious boiling water
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alcoholic alpha mother
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Contagious boiling water
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Grizzly hilarious menage
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Unholy macaca
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internet-worthy area
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Vibrant Ivory Step-uncle's House
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motley tank jap
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Juan Eighty
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appetizing copper depressive spot
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy area



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Histrionic Address Nowag

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: alcoholic alpha mother



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle misunderstood church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020506)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Black theater juggernaut

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone generalized bond garrison

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: bronze very tactful ratface



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: curious meetinghouse



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy area



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: appetizing copper depressive spot



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: haunting jew dilemma



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Umber coiffed gas station clown



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: supple sanctuary mad-dog skullcap



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Contagious boiling water

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone generalized bond garrison



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: supple sanctuary mad-dog skullcap

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring kitty institution

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: bronze very tactful ratface



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: curious meetinghouse



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Multi-colored School Cafeteria Pozpig



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Stirring ocher den persian



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Shimmering Filthpig Immigrant



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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:07 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:55 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Contagious boiling water



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: canary disturbing tattoo cuck

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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Contagious boiling water



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Contagious boiling water



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: alcoholic alpha mother



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Contagious boiling water



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: Grizzly hilarious menage



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: Unholy macaca

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy area

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Puce Crawly Goyim Legend



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Vibrant Ivory Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: motley tank jap

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:35 AM
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