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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice

I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looki...
odious philosopher-king theatre
  07/16/16
get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the...
Milky Talking Property Ratface
  07/16/16
You are a genius
Fishy new version hissy fit
  07/16/16
hopefully flame.
shimmering erotic bawdyhouse rigpig
  07/16/16
What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating a...
odious philosopher-king theatre
  07/16/16
Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for ...
shimmering erotic bawdyhouse rigpig
  07/16/16
I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the ...
odious philosopher-king theatre
  07/16/16
Reeled me in again johnsy
shimmering erotic bawdyhouse rigpig
  07/16/16
lol
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Fishy new version hissy fit
  01/03/20
FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY
Lime galvanic house water buffalo
  09/21/16
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Fishy new version hissy fit
  06/23/17
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indecent maniacal love of her life jew
  07/16/16
first of all, ty Johnsmeyer second of all, she's falling ...
chartreuse demanding hall
  07/16/16
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Bull headed slimy place of business
  07/16/16
did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i ...
Azure volcanic crater
  07/16/16
Uh... flame?
Beady-eyed Adulterous Dilemma Ladyboy
  07/16/16
no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had ...
Azure volcanic crater
  07/16/16
This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid c...
canary windowlicker hairy legs
  07/16/16
going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-...
white stirring tanning salon
  07/16/16
Wtf please link
dark box office wagecucks
  08/20/16
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Underhanded gas station
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indecent maniacal love of her life jew
  07/16/16
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&a...
Lascivious Wrinkle Coldplay Fan
  07/24/16
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startling university
  07/16/16
how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every ti...
Azure volcanic crater
  07/16/16
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indecent maniacal love of her life jew
  07/16/16
oh. ok
Azure volcanic crater
  07/16/16
Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g.,...
white stirring tanning salon
  07/16/16
Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post th...
chartreuse demanding hall
  07/16/16
also "I can't look like him by August" when they p...
Bull headed slimy place of business
  07/16/16
ty
chartreuse demanding hall
  07/16/16
lmao.
Lascivious Wrinkle Coldplay Fan
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cracking cordovan personal credit line kitty
  09/21/16
he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "...
cracking cordovan personal credit line kitty
  09/21/16
link?
Vermilion Vivacious Lay Skinny Woman
  07/16/16
Borderline?
frozen marvelous goal in life
  07/16/16
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Henna Provocative Stock Car
  07/16/16
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odious philosopher-king theatre
  07/16/16
LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having ...
Turquoise cerebral menage
  07/16/16
Certified female poster here. Walk away.
cheese-eating dun circlehead dysfunction
  07/16/16
Go for it
Fishy new version hissy fit
  07/24/16
Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The p...
Smoky rebellious sneaky criminal tattoo
  07/24/16
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Lime galvanic house water buffalo
  09/21/16
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Fishy new version hissy fit
  09/21/16
Does Dutchess know?
Shivering hilarious school cafeteria
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Fishy new version hissy fit
  07/21/18
(extraordinarily unhinged person)
yellow spectacular home sound barrier
  07/21/18
this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads
chartreuse demanding hall
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chartreuse demanding hall
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Henna Provocative Stock Car
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odious philosopher-king theatre
  01/12/20
Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet
Fishy new version hissy fit
  12/20/21
Lmao
odious philosopher-king theatre
  12/20/21
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: odious philosopher-king theatre

I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.

I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.

I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.

I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.

Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943611)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Milky Talking Property Ratface

get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943615)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit

You are a genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944506)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: shimmering erotic bawdyhouse rigpig

hopefully flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943618)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: odious philosopher-king theatre

What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943630)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: shimmering erotic bawdyhouse rigpig

Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943645)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: odious philosopher-king theatre

I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943665)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: shimmering erotic bawdyhouse rigpig

Reeled me in again johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943688)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: startling university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943691)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser elite persian electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943827)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: flesh floppy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944020)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: saffron useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944031)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Rusted comical pervert location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944055)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sepia really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944065)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31227979)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: Supple claret piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457712)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#34515809)



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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374470)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: Lime galvanic house water buffalo

FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457536)



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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#33625757)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: indecent maniacal love of her life jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943624)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: chartreuse demanding hall

first of all, ty Johnsmeyer

second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943640)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Bull headed slimy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943697)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Azure volcanic crater

did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943652)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Adulterous Dilemma Ladyboy

Uh... flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943690)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Azure volcanic crater

no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943695)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: canary windowlicker hairy legs

This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943656)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: white stirring tanning salon

going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943661)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: dark box office wagecucks

Wtf please link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31228144)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM
Author: Underhanded gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457772)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: indecent maniacal love of her life jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943663)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Wrinkle Coldplay Fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014461)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: startling university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943670)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Azure volcanic crater

how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943677)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: indecent maniacal love of her life jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943685)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Azure volcanic crater

oh. ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943687)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: white stirring tanning salon

Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943736)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: chartreuse demanding hall

Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943758)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: Bull headed slimy place of business

also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944337)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: chartreuse demanding hall

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944405)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Wrinkle Coldplay Fan

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014462)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: cracking cordovan personal credit line kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457693)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: cracking cordovan personal credit line kitty

he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457734)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Vermilion Vivacious Lay Skinny Woman

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944108)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: frozen marvelous goal in life

Borderline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943673)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Henna Provocative Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943683)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM
Author: odious philosopher-king theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943713)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Turquoise cerebral menage

LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944502)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating dun circlehead dysfunction

Certified female poster here. Walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944532)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit

Go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014332)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Smoky rebellious sneaky criminal tattoo

Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014472)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM
Author: Lime galvanic house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457538)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457533)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Shivering hilarious school cafeteria

Does Dutchess know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457707)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471827)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: yellow spectacular home sound barrier

(extraordinarily unhinged person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471918)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: chartreuse demanding hall

this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36810936)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: chartreuse demanding hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#37531969)



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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Henna Provocative Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374481)



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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: odious philosopher-king theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39419697)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit

Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645176)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: odious philosopher-king theatre

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645189)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Fishy new version hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#48091192)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: artificial intelligence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#50095683)