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you jerks, i got pwn3d

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread....
brass base
  04/07/06
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
lime stock car private investor
  04/07/06
that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe ...
brass base
  04/07/06
PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE
Pungent jap
  04/07/06
Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.
concupiscible preventive strike
  04/07/06
Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?
marvelous theatre international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.
brass base
  04/07/06
Is she pissed or what?
brilliant razzle-dazzle newt
  04/07/06
very
brass base
  04/07/06
No date, then?
brilliant razzle-dazzle newt
  04/07/06
well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.
brass base
  04/07/06
How did she tell you that she found out?
brilliant razzle-dazzle newt
  04/07/06
What happened exactly?
Well-lubricated umber area
  04/07/06
i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparen...
brass base
  04/07/06
Wow, that sucks.
Well-lubricated umber area
  04/07/06
nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are...
glassy brunch
  04/07/06
i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.
brass base
  04/07/06
fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if sh...
glassy brunch
  04/07/06
i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw h...
brass base
  04/07/06
I thought you were friends with her prior
glassy brunch
  04/07/06
not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.
brass base
  04/07/06
are you trying to make it worse for yourself?
dun hilarious dopamine codepig
  04/07/06
Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to sp...
lascivious locale dragon
  04/07/06
uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?
brass base
  04/07/06
absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfe...
lascivious locale dragon
  04/07/06
the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.
brass base
  04/07/06
an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm? -Master Y...
lascivious locale dragon
  04/07/06
titcr
frum parlor alpha
  04/07/06
He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, t...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it. ...
brass base
  04/07/06
No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't t...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you star...
marvelous theatre international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wante...
brass base
  04/07/06
True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdow...
marvelous theatre international law enforcement agency
  04/07/06
Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she go...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, whi...
brass base
  04/07/06
Whatever, don.
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
Link?
Cowardly Bright Space
  04/07/06
That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're o...
Bipolar Menage
  04/07/06
BARZINI3D
glassy brunch
  04/07/06
Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.
Titillating vermilion university tank
  04/07/06
holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calli...
Soul-stirring location pistol
  04/07/06
story? what happened?
appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza
  04/07/06
[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.
brilliant razzle-dazzle newt
  04/07/06
i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to t...
appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza
  04/07/06
i know. i am gonna say a lot less.
brass base
  04/07/06
Yeah, that's really fucked up.
brilliant razzle-dazzle newt
  04/07/06
Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.
cream organic girlfriend nursing home
  04/07/06
jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention he...
Soul-stirring location pistol
  04/07/06
yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad ...
brass base
  04/07/06
yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.
Soul-stirring location pistol
  04/07/06
At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to s...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mea...
brass base
  04/07/06
you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
Link?
brilliant razzle-dazzle newt
  04/07/06
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&a...
indecent spot
  04/26/07
My money is on J fucking you over.
Stirring gay kitchen prole
  04/07/06
It wasn't me. I may have planted the idea in some one's...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be righ...
Stirring gay kitchen prole
  04/07/06
Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her ...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chi...
appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct ...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
yeah. maybe i should retire.
brass base
  04/07/06
what would that solve? i'm just saying that if someone di...
appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza
  04/07/06
it would at least stop a recurrence.
brass base
  04/07/06
Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg di...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
titcr. but we should call him the mole.
dun hilarious dopamine codepig
  04/07/06
Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constan...
brilliant razzle-dazzle newt
  04/07/06
Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LON...
aromatic clear sex offender
  04/07/06
barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do N...
crusty stain cruise ship
  04/07/06
Did she mention how it all got back to her?
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
be the asshole, and thank me later
lascivious locale dragon
  04/07/06
I don't get this. Are you saying you did it? Pretty aw...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.
brass base
  04/07/06
dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to sme...
magical irradiated nowag
  04/07/06
forget it
brass base
  04/07/06
way to be a moron. come on, you had to see this coming
lime stock car private investor
  04/07/06
uh, def not
brass base
  04/07/06
Dude, I even suggested some one do it. Granted, I had ...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
You are pretty much a worthless human being.
Stirring gay kitchen prole
  04/07/06
This isn't my fault, dipshit. I do find it funny though. ...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
you have to be the most moronic human being alive.
lime stock car private investor
  04/07/06
Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time an...
aromatic clear sex offender
  04/07/06
The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
That sucks.
Electric Claret Hell
  04/07/06
Here's the link, for those who are asking for it: http://...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spend...
appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza
  04/07/06
ouch
Electric Claret Hell
  04/07/06
Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? ...
aromatic clear sex offender
  04/07/06
It is indeed hilarious.
Bull Headed Anal Karate
  04/10/06
thank god for you, don barzini.
Stimulating Mexican
  04/07/06
Ouch. This is exactly the reason I would never post anyth...
Jet Athletic Conference Rigor
  04/07/06
I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.
Stirring gay kitchen prole
  04/07/06
You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with...
Jet Athletic Conference Rigor
  04/07/06
STFU, you math nerd. Only ugly smart people find you rele...
Stirring gay kitchen prole
  04/07/06
Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthqua...
Jet Athletic Conference Rigor
  04/07/06
you mean midwesterner?
Trip maroon hall
  04/07/06
I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. ...
Jet Athletic Conference Rigor
  04/07/06
"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything...
Stimulating Mexican
  04/07/06
I have one right now.
Jet Athletic Conference Rigor
  04/07/06
no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.
Coiffed pisswyrm
  04/07/06
Still a virgin?
Exciting site feces
  04/07/06
Got what you deserved
Jet-lagged Drab Lettuce
  04/07/06
Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are...
At-the-ready Smoky Filthpig Parlour
  04/07/06
If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. H...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just you...
brass base
  04/07/06
Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read t...
At-the-ready Smoky Filthpig Parlour
  04/07/06
Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when ...
Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate
  04/07/06
No. They knew exactly who you were.
blue corn cake
  09/08/06
sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i...
180 temple sound barrier
  04/07/06
well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profil...
brass base
  04/07/06
I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the bou...
dun hilarious dopamine codepig
  04/07/06
he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a ver...
nofapping principal's office patrolman
  04/07/06
He's not schtick.
Coiffed pisswyrm
  04/07/06
Wow, don. My condolences.
green garrison
  04/07/06
ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.
Lake legal warrant
  04/07/06
that was mean
Histrionic insane jew philosopher-king
  04/07/06
that sucks, dood
Dashing carmine pervert stag film
  04/07/06
xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely cross...
Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate
  04/07/06
i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.
brass base
  04/07/06
:( You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think ...
Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate
  04/07/06
Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.
richard clock
  04/07/06
yeah so...who did it?
Stimulating Mexican
  04/07/06
low blow :(
French outnumbered school goal in life
  04/07/06
:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for y...
scarlet laughsome travel guidebook depressive
  04/07/06
yeah
brass base
  04/07/06
I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the ...
tantric iridescent kitty locus
  04/07/06
profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a ...
brass base
  04/07/06
You're right. That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :( Whoeve...
tantric iridescent kitty locus
  04/07/06
holy shit, don. that sucks. getting laid would've solv...
Onyx insanely creepy gas station
  04/07/06
I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble ov...
frum parlor alpha
  04/07/06
this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is lik...
Cerebral Bespoke Laser Beams Faggotry
  04/07/06
180.
dun hilarious dopamine codepig
  04/07/06
I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looki...
Talented becky
  04/07/06
Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone les...
Splenetic party of the first part theater stage
  04/07/06
can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent t...
Pea-brained charismatic step-uncle's house
  04/07/06
Summary of events:
naked elite sweet tailpipe
  04/07/06
ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini'...
Bateful marketing idea
  04/07/06
lmao what an idiot folks, this is your future 40 year-old...
naked elite sweet tailpipe
  04/07/06
In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and...
Bateful marketing idea
  04/07/06
Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???
Soul-stirring location pistol
  04/07/06
yes he did
naked elite sweet tailpipe
  04/07/06
at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how s...
green garrison
  04/07/06
I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view th...
Multi-colored Factory Reset Button School Cafeteria
  04/07/06
What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the m...
dun hilarious dopamine codepig
  04/07/06
Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.
twisted twinkling headpube heaven
  04/07/06
How do you get to her profile? I will play around with it...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a U...
Jet Athletic Conference Rigor
  04/07/06
Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting l...
Jet Athletic Conference Rigor
  04/07/06
Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was cryin...
Dashing carmine pervert stag film
  04/07/06
I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a c...
Adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/06
I had seen some of it, but not all of it.
Dashing carmine pervert stag film
  04/07/06
if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was defin...
green garrison
  04/07/06
i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit. but...
appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza
  04/07/06
nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spou...
green garrison
  04/07/06
"women should be respected more than that if you want t...
appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza
  04/07/06
After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wou...
green garrison
  04/07/06
Fair enough. Your posts have been surprisingly rational t...
appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza
  04/07/06
Thanks. I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that ...
green garrison
  04/07/06
wow
Histrionic insane jew philosopher-king
  04/07/06
the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not ...
Talented becky
  04/07/06
no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about thi...
Histrionic insane jew philosopher-king
  04/07/06
How romantic.
arousing fuchsia shrine therapy
  04/07/06
shit you fucking deleted it ! i was just getting ready to...
green garrison
  04/07/06
...
Bateful marketing idea
  04/07/06
You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four ...
Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate
  04/07/06
PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111
dark tattoo
  04/07/06
180,000. I just peed a little in my pants.
Bull Headed Anal Karate
  04/10/06
laugh out fuckin LOUD!!
Snowy startling lodge pozpig
  09/08/06
Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious po...
blue corn cake
  09/08/06
OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: &q...
dun hilarious dopamine codepig
  11/29/06
a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.
tantric iridescent kitty locus
  10/04/07
Wow
Razzmatazz copper church building potus
  04/01/08
oh fuck lol
hairraiser stage
  04/01/08
I'm sorry Don
ultramarine big scourge upon the earth
  04/07/06
well this is certainly Wack
Talented becky
  04/07/06
Two things: 1. What exactly happened between you and her?...
diverse ape crackhouse
  04/07/06
don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty e...
ungodly amber boiling water telephone
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.
dark tattoo
  04/07/06
Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too muc...
excitant associate
  04/07/06
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.
dark tattoo
  04/07/06
i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how cour...
Histrionic insane jew philosopher-king
  04/07/06
What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that ...
diverse ape crackhouse
  04/07/06
how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. whe...
dark tattoo
  04/07/06
There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. Ho...
diverse ape crackhouse
  04/07/06
or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crac...
dark tattoo
  04/07/06
I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the e...
canary provocative boltzmann electric furnace
  04/07/06
Batshit crazy, as usual.
blue corn cake
  09/08/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=...
beady-eyed irate boistinker multi-billionaire
  04/07/06
you are actually proud of this? my god
canary provocative boltzmann electric furnace
  04/07/06
A++
dark tattoo
  04/07/06
I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. ...
Charcoal mood
  04/07/06
PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3...
Wonderful Sticky Faggot Firefighter Bbw
  04/07/06
Why don't you delete your posts, at least?
Coiffed pisswyrm
  04/07/06
don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the...
navy galvanic regret
  04/07/06
i just wanted to say, "ha ha."
aqua territorial sandwich
  04/07/06
This is sad.
Henna native gaming laptop
  04/07/06
...
Bearded station
  04/13/06
This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's hap...
heady stead idea he suggested
  04/13/06
it looks like he deserved it.
Bearded station
  04/13/06
No way.
heady stead idea he suggested
  04/13/06
fag
shimmering racy weed whacker
  04/13/06
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
heady stead idea he suggested
  04/13/06
fag
shimmering racy weed whacker
  11/29/06
...
Thriller Spruce Gunner
  05/11/06
hilarity bump
glittery blood rage corner
  08/17/06
This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads eve...
Mind-boggling skinny woman
  08/17/06
If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewe...
glittery blood rage corner
  08/17/06
please come back, don
curious dysfunction ticket booth
  08/17/06
...
nubile indirect expression
  08/17/06
Please.
salmon impertinent dilemma
  09/01/06
The man, the myth, the pwning.
cream organic girlfriend nursing home
  09/08/06
love you
Rusted useless brakes french chef
  09/18/06
ROFLICOPTER!
cream organic girlfriend nursing home
  10/06/06
lol!
vibrant crawly set
  10/26/06
haha
passionate quadroon
  11/29/06
It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.
Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate
  11/29/06
Oh noes.
lime stock car private investor
  01/04/07
We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time ...
Abusive Magenta Clown Friendly Grandma
  03/01/07
Belated anniversary bump.
razzle point
  04/26/07
the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the histo...
violent pearl office keepsake machete
  04/26/07
The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you c...
dun hilarious dopamine codepig
  05/08/07
oh dear
geriatric contagious forum
  10/04/07
legend of don barzini bump
floppy center voyeur
  11/19/07
still one of the best ever
tantric iridescent kitty locus
  02/22/08
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aphrodisiac thirsty hominid volcanic crater
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odious trump supporter plaza
  04/01/08
This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way thro...
motley filthy sanctuary
  04/01/08
Will the real Barzini please stand up?
frozen public bath
  04/24/08
Another Barzini? http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/...
drunken kitty cat address
  07/24/08
lulz. is that for serious?
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  07/24/08
I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" o...
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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:55 PM
Author: brass base

looks like someone tipped off the jewish girl to the thread. eek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535204)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:56 PM
Author: lime stock car private investor

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535217)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: brass base

that is about the worst pwnage i've seen. i couldnt believe it. but i opened myself up to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535232)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: Pungent jap
Subject: PICTURE OF THE GIRL HERE

(with song)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395872&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536739)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: concupiscible preventive strike

Damn, she was cute. And nothing wrong with her thighs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538149)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: marvelous theatre international law enforcement agency

Didn't see that coming when you linked to her facebook pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535222)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: brass base

ha yeah i guess. well whatever. i'll live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535226)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:02 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle newt

Is she pissed or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535254)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:03 PM
Author: brass base

very

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535258)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle newt

No date, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535261)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: brass base

well i am not gonna look someone in the face after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535272)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle newt

How did she tell you that she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535291)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated umber area

What happened exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535263)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: brass base

i wrote on her how she and i were gonna hang out, i (apparently stupidly) posted a facebook pic that didnt link to her profile or anything (just a .jpg), and i said it seemed like she really wanted a bf and i (apparently stupidly) noted that i wanted to sleep with her. it all got back to her. talk about some serious pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535289)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated umber area

Wow, that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535296)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: glassy brunch

nah, you can still spin it in your favor. all the cards are on the table.. just act like nothing happened and it's no big deal, she'll eventually go along with it if you're cool about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535304)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: brass base

i couldnt even look her in the face after that, no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535326)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: glassy brunch

fuck it, keep pursuing. you did nothing wrong. plus, if she's like most madison women i know, she's probably flattered that you cared so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535330)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: brass base

i cant, i would be so incredibly embarrassed if i even saw her on the street now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535339)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: glassy brunch

I thought you were friends with her prior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535344)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: brass base

not very close ones. maybe more like acquaintances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535361)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: dun hilarious dopamine codepig

are you trying to make it worse for yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535884)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: lascivious locale dragon

Chicks like arrogant asshole guys, I have faith in you to spin this in your favor. Plus, if she was hot, and you were talking about it, you can just say how you were praising her hotness. Any references to her being a jewess, spin as; well you are, aren't you? Be confident young skywalker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535321)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: brass base

uh wouldnt anyone with a brain just deny it all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535333)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: lascivious locale dragon

absolutely not, my roomate last year was a kappa sig transfer from hofstra, and the kappa sig's there are quite different. he was a complete asshole, and talked down to girls, and came home with at least 20 different hot sluts over the course of the year. be the asshole, and trick them into sleeping with you thinking you are the asshole. Once you show you are truly a nice guy, they will actually grow sick of you. It is a paradox, but incredible. I have a 95% chance of getting laid by a hot Bulgarian chick tonight (have with 3 of her friends the past 4 Friday nights, 1 unsuccessful night) Be the asshole young jedi, wiser words have not graced the pages of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535358)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: brass base

the embarrassment is just unbelievable though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535371)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: lascivious locale dragon

an asshole true would embarassed be not, hmmmm?

-Master YodaHo'sinWilmingtonAreEasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535395)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: frum parlor alpha

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535335)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

He said that if $20 gave him a 10% chance of getting laid, then $200 would near guarantee him his cherry getting popped.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535307)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: brass base

no, i didnt say it that way, i said it would be worth it.

so it was you? that cold, J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535316)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

No, it wasn't me. I can't even look at facebook, I don't think, because I don't have an account.

I don't know if I would have done it or not though. I think it's funny and I think it's deserved, but I don't like the idea of fucking with people's real lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535348)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: marvelous theatre international law enforcement agency

You mean she doesn't want to sleep with you because you started a thread calling her "jewess?" She's not the girl for you anyway then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535277)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: brass base

no, no, it's because i said she seemed like she really wanted a bf (i dont think i ever said 'desperate' and i didnt mean that, but whatever, that's the message she got) and i noted that i thought she was attractive and wanted to sleep with her.

not offensive exactly but not what you want someone to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535298)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: marvelous theatre international law enforcement agency

True. That really sucks. Whoever did that deserves a beatdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535305)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Out of all the things you said about her, that's what she got pissed about?

She sounds like a dizzy whore anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535357)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: brass base

well i said nothing negative at all. it's just the tone, which is the tone of this board, that might seem weird, taken out of context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535391)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Whatever, don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535417)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Cowardly Bright Space

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535271)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Bipolar Menage

That's pretty lame, but not surprising. Sounds like you're on the right track, anyway dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535262)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: glassy brunch

BARZINI3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535268)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Titillating vermilion university tank

Anyone who would do something like that is a bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535270)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location pistol

holy shite that sucks. Haha. especially since you were calling her the Jewess. Kill self, Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535274)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza

story? what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535275)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:07 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle newt

[edit] this post was not supposed to be here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535288)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza

i'm guessing some jerk-off here sent the chick the link to the thread.

which is the shittiest thing imaginable -- this board is supposed to be a sacred haven for the bored and/or antisocial. once people start forwarding outsiders links to what is discussed here the whole system falls apart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535297)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: brass base

i know. i am gonna say a lot less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535309)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle newt

Yeah, that's really fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535317)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:09 PM
Author: cream organic girlfriend nursing home

Don, I like you dood but this is really funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535312)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location pistol

jeez barzini, I just looked at the thread and you mention her nose job and your economic analysis of your twenty dollar date as opposed to getting a whore. That is terrible, terrible pwnage. I feel for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535320)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: brass base

yeah. i didnt mean anything bad at all. but it can look bad if people dont understand how this board is and all, and how i talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535353)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location pistol

yeah. Sorry man. This sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535385)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

At the risk of people thinking I was the rat, I'm going to say it seemed like shitty things to say to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535402)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: brass base

well i dont think i said anything bad, and i def did not mean anything bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535427)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

you may not see it that way, but that's because you're weird. I doubt any girl here, even the ugly, socially undesirable ones like me, would go out with a guy after reading messages like the ones you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535676)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle newt

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535406)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: indecent spot

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592614&mc=52&forum_id=2

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/AutoAdmit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=599817&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592396&mc=58&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=290757&mc=17&forum_id=2

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/220037/autoadmit_threat_shuts_down_hastings.html

http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/2007/03/reader-sent-me-link-to-washington-post.html

http://psychology-101-should-be-a-required-class-at-yale-law-school.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607238&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://onlinereputation.googlepages.com/charityefforts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=197266&mc=105&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=614676&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592855&mc=5&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=331077

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=617425&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591664&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=54&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=d3275a68320df53fb45fe1e232cb3b53

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591875&mc=55&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617176&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=15&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=613270&mc=12&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=617793&mc=34&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012327)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring gay kitchen prole

My money is on J fucking you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535341)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

It wasn't me.

I may have planted the idea in some one's brain though since I suggested some one do it on the other thread. So if you want to string me up for being indirectly responsible, I don't care.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535372)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Stirring gay kitchen prole

I'm not looking to string anyone up. I just like to be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535403)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Well, you're at least half wrong since I didn't contact her myself and, admittedly, don't have any idea how to even go about that.

Maybe she's friends with some one on this board? In which case, I can't say I blame the friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535416)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza

is there any way to find out who did it? i mean, if the chick is still talking to Don could she tell him where the email came from (i don't know how facebook works)?

seriously, this undermines the entire board, i really think GTO should ban the prick who would do something like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535411)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Is there a way to get a facebook account just from a direct link to a jpg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535432)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: brass base

yeah. maybe i should retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535437)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:28 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza

what would that solve?

i'm just saying that if someone dimed you out that's not the type of person who belongs in this forum (and we allow racists, antisemites, and individuals of that ilk).

seriously, there's nothing worse than a rat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535476)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: brass base

it would at least stop a recurrence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535498)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Is there a way to get a facebook account based on the jpg direct link?

For all we know, the girl or a friend of hers reads the boards.

I think a "who's the rat" witch hunt would be fun though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535516)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: dun hilarious dopamine codepig

titcr. but we should call him the mole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535916)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle newt

Don: so how do you know she's not reading this board constantly now? She could be reading this thread right now.

This reminds me of the scene in Harold & Kumar where they're in the truck with Freak Show.

Kumar: [whispering] Dude, look at that boil on his neck, it's pulsating!

Harold: [whispering] Shut up, dude. He probably heard what you just said.

Kumar: [whispering] No, he can't. Look at it now! Pus is coming out!

Harold: [looks at Freakshow's neck] Ugh!

Kumar: [whispering] Isn't that the sickest thing you've ever seen?

Harold: [whispering] Just shut up! He probably heard this whole conversation!

Kumar: [whispering] No, he didn't. He can't hear anything with all that crud in his ear.

Freakshow: I heard everything you boys just said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535342)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: aromatic clear sex offender

Wow Don. That is probably the worst pwnage on xoxo in a LONG time, considering the fact most of us here were rooting for you. Next time, be more careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535368)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: crusty stain cruise ship

barzini, next time post under different moniker, and 2) do NOT post her fucking picture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535459)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Did she mention how it all got back to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535470)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: lascivious locale dragon

be the asshole, and thank me later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535517)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

I don't get this.

Are you saying you did it?

Pretty awesome if so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535558)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: brass base

still cannot believe this doods. this was really cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535472)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: magical irradiated nowag

dood, if you could somehow salvage this and still get to smell het pussy, you'd be a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535495)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: brass base

forget it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535522)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: lime stock car private investor

way to be a moron.

come on, you had to see this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535497)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: brass base

uh, def not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535504)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Dude, I even suggested some one do it.

Granted, I had no idea it was possible to do either, but a suggestion like that would have made me paranoid enough to start covering my tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535536)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:40 PM
Author: Stirring gay kitchen prole

You are pretty much a worthless human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535561)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

This isn't my fault, dipshit.

I do find it funny though. I almost wish I could take credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535640)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:49 PM
Author: lime stock car private investor

you have to be the most moronic human being alive.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535643)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: aromatic clear sex offender

Anything on xoxo is fair game. that has been proven time and time again by posters who will do anything from post names of posters to their mothers' obiturary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535690)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

The thing is though, this was an off the board matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535767)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Electric Claret Hell

That sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535527)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:39 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Here's the link, for those who are asking for it:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&mc=96&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535546)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this."

I can't believe that the girl you wrote this about read it.

Think about that for a minute -- I feel for you Don, but this is fucking hysterical.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535580)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: Electric Claret Hell

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535604)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic clear sex offender

Mathematical justifications for an economically cheap date? Only don would do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535605)



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Date: April 10th, 2006 12:54 PM
Author: Bull Headed Anal Karate

It is indeed hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555366)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Mexican

thank god for you, don barzini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535595)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Jet Athletic Conference Rigor

Ouch.

This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend. I don't want her to even know that "pensive" exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535625)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: Stirring gay kitchen prole

I hardly think your imaginary GF will care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535633)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: Jet Athletic Conference Rigor

You work in entertainment law. This means you associate with SoCal new money. LOWSOCIALSTATUSPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535655)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Stirring gay kitchen prole

STFU, you math nerd.

Only ugly smart people find you relevant, and no one gives a fuck what they think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535675)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: Jet Athletic Conference Rigor

Looks like someone's jealous of the northeasterner. Earthquakes and outrageous land prices got ya down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535723)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:39 PM
Author: Trip maroon hall

you mean midwesterner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536000)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:45 PM
Author: Jet Athletic Conference Rigor

I grew up in the northeast, but I like the midwest as well. Both pwn SoCal and DrewSucksoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536031)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Mexican

"This is exactly the reason I would never post anything identifying about my girlfriend."

yeah, that and the fact that you will never have a girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535635)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Jet Athletic Conference Rigor

I have one right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535660)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Coiffed pisswyrm

no doubt she's also ugly and a math nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536257)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Exciting site feces

Still a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537829)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Drab Lettuce
Subject: Got what you deserved

wish I'd done it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535630)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready Smoky Filthpig Parlour

Don, if you are not elaborate schtick (and I suspect you are) I think it's time to take a step back and assess the cost/benefit of continuing to post so much on this board. Between your love life and law school apps you seem to be routinely and materially pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535650)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

If he is schtick, he is the most brilliant schtick ever. He has posted for years and there have been outside sources like myspace and a hacked yahoo mail account that have extended the schtick beyond the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535669)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: brass base

i highly doubt law school had any connection. i was just young. and they never said anything like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535699)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready Smoky Filthpig Parlour

Maybe, maybe not. I know for a fact that (1) adcomms read this board and (2) there are several youngsters admitted to each top law school every year. It's at least a good possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535718)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate

Dude, I bet all the adcoms knew it was the don barzini when that sweet app of your graced their eyes. They passed, unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535740)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: blue corn cake

No.

They knew exactly who you were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580004)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: 180 temple sound barrier

sometimes i wonder if he is shtick. but life is better if i choose not to believe that.

jesus, don. what the fuck were you thinking posting her facebook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535754)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: brass base

well it's just a .jpg. i assumed you couldnt get to a profile based on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535781)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: dun hilarious dopamine codepig

I am in agreement that this particular thread pushes the boundaries of his schtickiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535929)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: nofapping principal's office patrolman

he's been amazingly consistent and has been around for a very long time...i doubt it's a schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536054)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: Coiffed pisswyrm

He's not schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536304)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: green garrison

Wow, don. My condolences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535661)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: Lake legal warrant

ouch sorry don. that's really harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535711)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Histrionic insane jew philosopher-king

that was mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535751)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Dashing carmine pervert stag film

that sucks, dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535752)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate

xoxo is full of jerks, but whoever did that definitely crossed the line. It's funny, yes, but I don't think such an action's benefits outweighed the possible costs including 1) don barzini posting less and more conservatively, and 2) the possible hilarity of him getting with the jewess and then someone pwning him by showing her the threads.

Shame on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535757)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: brass base

i guess i will prolly retire. this is just a little much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535765)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate

:(

You are an INSTITUTION on this board. I do not think you will be able to fully retire. At the very worst, I see you rising like an big, awkward, stingy phoenix out of the flames and getting a new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535782)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Too bad he won't just wake up and get some social awareness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535801)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: richard clock (fuck you, you ho, i don't want you back)

titcr, this is pretty lame all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535772)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Stimulating Mexican

yeah so...who did it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535774)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: French outnumbered school goal in life

low blow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535791)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome travel guidebook depressive

:( Aww.... that's horrible, Don. I feel really sorry for you. I was really rooting for you. Damn, there are some evil people on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535796)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:14 PM
Author: brass base

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535812)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: tantric iridescent kitty locus

I don't think an anonymous person forwarded the link to the picture. In order to do that, there would have to be a way to link facebook jpg's to accounts. There isn't.

More than likely it was a friend of hers, or maybe even an acquaintance. I don't think it's shitty that this person "ratted" Don out; if it were my friend, I wouldn't want them to go out with a person like don, either, especially if I were a rookie on XOXO and didn't know what passes for acceptable around here.

This was a pwnage of the highest order, in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535843)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: brass base

profile ID's are contained in .jpg links, actually. i did a little experimenting and found this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535852)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: tantric iridescent kitty locus

You're right.

That sucks, then, dood. Sorry :(

Whoever did this must be a humongous douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535897)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: Onyx insanely creepy gas station

holy shit, don. that sucks.

getting laid would've solved about 75% of your social problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535855)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: frum parlor alpha

I think it would have solved 40% of them, but why quibble over percentages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535940)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Bespoke Laser Beams Faggotry

this pwnage is truly cold. taking pussy from barzini is like kicking a puppy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535908)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:29 PM
Author: dun hilarious dopamine codepig

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535947)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:27 PM
Author: Talented becky

I'm guessing you made this entire thing up and are now looking for a good way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535926)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: Splenetic party of the first part theater stage

Yeah, facebook pic links contain her profile id. Someone less scrupulous than I will almost certainly soon post a link to her profile, her real name, and her email address. Then I imagine all hell will break lose.

Sorry Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5535971)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained charismatic step-uncle's house

can you post or paraphrase the email or call that she sent to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536010)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:41 PM
Author: naked elite sweet tailpipe
Subject: Summary of events:

Fat anti-social faggot shows interest in girl.

Faggot has no friends in real life so he plasters her pic over the internet and talks about banging her.

Funny man finds the girl and shows her the thread.

Fat anti-social faggot continues posting about this shit because he still has no friends in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536013)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: Bateful marketing idea

ok, I took down the quote list because I don't want Barzini's jewess having easy access to all that shit. You win some and you lose some Don.

edit:

also, Don, I'd advise you go back and edit all of your previous Jewess posts (only about 10).

Her photo: http://photos-020.facebook.com/n15/108/52/8606267/n8606267_14940020_5903.jpg (on the right)

Don, from someone who's said many stupid things and sucks with women, I can assure you that, if she's actually read the stuff you've said in threads about her, you should cease and desist immediately.

Some of the things Don wrote about her in previous threads:

"well this girl just had a nosejob. score!"

"yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal. "

"funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation."

"god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. "

" i love her thickness"

" how about that thing her profile, listing dating but not friendship? does that strike you as desperation? i hope it is."

"oh i know her quite well,"

"yep and so is this chick. well perhaps not available and willing, not for me. but i'll never know unless i give it a shot. but she's young and juicy.

i can only hope she's 1/2 the freak monica is. i wanna do that cigar thing."

"she'd be fat if she gained much weight "

"i need to get the message across that i want a date (and ultimately pussy if all goes well)"

"plus she supposedly is very sad with low self esteem (body image issues or something i hear) so maybe she would like that. "

"i have dealt with girls just like her before, dated one. it is such a boon to find a low self esteem hottie. they are fucking gold."

"she knows me well. either she wants to fuck my big italian sausage or not."

"i hope she is a slut. easier for me."

"just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

" i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536025)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:46 PM
Author: naked elite sweet tailpipe

lmao what an idiot

folks, this is your future 40 year-old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536035)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Bateful marketing idea

In Don's defense though, nothing he said was outrageous, and I took a number of those comments out of context. In his threads about her, he tried to stress that he was interested in a relationship with her, that her points of self-consciousness were objects of his delight, and that -- contrary to what posters implied by posting photos of cows and referring to her 'the beast' -- she was unbelievably attractive. I think though that while on guy terms everything Don said represents the most genuine and pure of objectives, women, being naive and emotional, won't appreciate learning how Don thought through this endeavor. Little will Jewess know that it's how most guys think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536080)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location pistol

Flame! He didn't say all of this stuff, did he???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536044)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: naked elite sweet tailpipe

yes he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536049)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: green garrison

at first i felt sort of bad for him, but now i realize how stupid he is.

real life and xoxo should NEVER, EVER mix. ESPECIALLY when you're saying shit like that about someone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536058)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Factory Reset Button School Cafeteria

I feel bad for the guy, but from the girl's point of view this is pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536060)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: dun hilarious dopamine codepig

What do you mean? I think its romantic "just sent the message. pray for me. with luck i shall pwn her hot yiddish cooter eventually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536076)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: twisted twinkling headpube heaven

Nothing could be hotter for a girl than hearing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536496)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

How do you get to her profile?

I will play around with it for a bit. I don't know if I'll be able to access it without a facebook account of my own though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536062)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Jet Athletic Conference Rigor

You probably won't. In fact, I'd think it probably takes a UW-Madison facebook account to uncover a person's identity from a picture, but I'm not sure.

There are a LOT of lurkers on xoxo; more than we think. For every person who posts on this board, there are probably 20+ who know of it and read it but wouldn't dare to post. I've heard it come up in conversation before, though no one has once admitted (in real life) to posting on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536090)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of uwm.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14940020, but it's prompting me a login every time I play around with it and I can't find a caceh of it on google or anything.

Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536103)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Jet Athletic Conference Rigor

"if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200."

Here he confused price and value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536067)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Dashing carmine pervert stag film

Honestly, this shit had me laughing so hard that I was crying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536068)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Adventurous water buffalo

I'm one of the ones who is on the fence about how bad of a crime it was to report back to the girl, and I had no idea he talked that much shit. Man.

Christ, that kid deserves a smack upside the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536072)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Dashing carmine pervert stag film

I had seen some of it, but not all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536092)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: green garrison

if it was somebody that knows her in real life, it was definitely ok. if somebody from the board was writing shit like that about one of my friends i would definitely tell them, regardless of what sort of shit i would get on here. real life >>>>>>>>>>>> this place, obviously.

if it was somebody from the board, then that's more than questionable. funny as hell, but not cool.

*edit*

i would be willing to bet money, however, that one of her friends is a lurker... saw that, flipped their shit, and reported back to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536106)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza

i agree 100% with the first paragraph, and your edit.

but if it was just some jerk who dimed him out, that's NOT cool under any circumstances. we shouldn't tolerate that rat shit around here.

EDIT: I just re-read, sorry I thought you said it was merely *questionable* I guess you and are in agreement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536130)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: green garrison

nah, its definitely not cool. i mean... if don wants to spout off at the mouth comparing the financial advantage of taking a girl out vs hiring a prostitute, then its really none of our business, you know? but he should be willing to accept the consequences when some fucker rats him out. how could he honestly be surprised at that, given how much he's posted about her?

hopefully this *will* serve as a valuable lesson for him, though. women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536163)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza

"women should be respected more than that if you want to get any pussssaaayyy"

This from a chick who refers to herself as a "super slut"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536172)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: green garrison

After reading the collection of quotes from him above, I wouldn't fuck him.

There's a difference between having sex with someone (or lots of "someones") on *your* terms and agreeing to go out with someone who talks about you like don talked about her. Look at the quotes above. That's a lot of questionable shit for any self-respecting woman. Any time I was outright disrespected by a man, I'd walk. Not a big deal... Not to mention the fact that this girl probably doesnt *know* this board. She has no way to know about the extreme misogyny, racism, etc, that people exhibit here (whether it be real or joking)- all she knows is don was talking shit about her on the internet!

And yeah, this is coming from a chick who calls herself a superslut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536234)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted cuck piazza

Fair enough.

Your posts have been surprisingly rational today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536268)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: green garrison

Thanks.

I actually am pretty rational (for a woman, that is). Not in Rowan's league, but I *am* capable of analyzing a situation and responding accordingly.

I'm just usually too busy talking about sex, drugs, and rock n roll to really bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536297)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Histrionic insane jew philosopher-king

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536073)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Talented becky

the only "shocking" part is that he posted it not that a guy would think this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536127)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Histrionic insane jew philosopher-king

no the "shocking" part of it is thinking about this chick reading this shit and seeing don irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536858)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: arousing fuchsia shrine therapy

How romantic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536118)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: green garrison

shit you fucking deleted it !

i was just getting ready to read this to my roommate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536453)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: Bateful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536787)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:58 PM
Author: Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate

You forget the one where he admits jerking it three or four times to her picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536868)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: dark tattoo

PWN3D111111111111111111111111111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536889)



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Date: April 10th, 2006 12:57 PM
Author: Bull Headed Anal Karate

180,000.

I just peed a little in my pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5555383)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Snowy startling lodge pozpig

laugh out fuckin LOUD!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579906)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: blue corn cake

Holy flaming shitballs, that is one of the most hilarious posts ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580030)



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Date: November 29th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: dun hilarious dopamine codepig

OMFG of all the damaging shit he wrote I never read this: " i am gonna ask my friend whom i hung out w/ friday (and who told me about this girl kinda being down in the dumps and possibly vulnerable) if she can hook me up, if this girl doesnt work out. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095168)



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Date: October 4th, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: tantric iridescent kitty locus

a year and a half later, this is still lmao-worthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726478)



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Date: April 1st, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz copper church building potus

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563114)



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Date: April 1st, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: hairraiser stage

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563172)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: ultramarine big scourge upon the earth

I'm sorry Don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536084)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Talented becky

well this is certainly Wack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536110)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: diverse ape crackhouse

Two things:

1. What exactly happened between you and her? Phone call? Email? How did you find out that she knew about the thread?

2. Whoever did this WILL be brought to justice. I have already used my station to brand them as an America Hater. I already consider him/her convicted, we only need to find out who it is and deliver punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536116)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: ungodly amber boiling water telephone

don, didn't you say she was a facebook friend? It's pretty easy for anyone with a facebook account (me for instance) to figure out which friend she must be -- it's not like you haven't outed yourself multiple times on the board.

That said, J.'s idea to send her the link to that thread was a dick move -- if you can't open yourself up to your friends at xoxo, who can you open yourself up to? Once IRL ppl hear that shit, they get disgusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536190)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: dark tattoo

HAHAHHAHAHAHA i only wish it were me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536194)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: excitant associate

Sorry Warren, but that racist shit you spew was just too much. You got precisely what you deserve. Karma's a bitch. hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536250)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: dark tattoo

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA well said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536256)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Histrionic insane jew philosopher-king

i suppose if he retires we won't have to hear about how courts should give whites more lenient sentencing since they're more valuable to the economy. the whole racist economist shtick he's got going on is horseshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536933)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 8:41 PM
Author: diverse ape crackhouse

What is logically wrong with that claim? It would seem that from a utilitarian perspective, it makes sense to look the other way if a CEO who presided over a major company turnaround gets caught snorting coke. Society suffers a net loss from jailing him.

On the other hand, society gets a net gain from jailing some crackhead who robs people to support his habit. Since archetypes like those are correlated with race (whites are disproportionately powerful businessmen and blacks are disproportionately poor crackheads), Barzini's idea isn't as ridiculous on the face as you would make it out to be.

There is a balancing act between justice and utilitarianism and trying to obscure the complexity of the situation with cries of racism reeks of a lack of intellectual rigor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537532)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 8:48 PM
Author: dark tattoo

how about similarly situated black and white crackheads. where is your utilitarian justification for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537587)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: diverse ape crackhouse

There isn't a justification for that specific comparison. However, we have to ask ourselves if it's really worth the time to look at the circumstances behind each individual when blanket categorizations based on race serve as a workable substitute. As we've seen from trying to implement diversity programs in universities, the costs imposed by thorough research are much higher than the benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538115)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: dark tattoo

or maybe we could stop disproportionately sending black crackheads to prison. whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538169)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: canary provocative boltzmann electric furnace

I'm sorry Don. I agree with those that say this is not the end. If you can get over being embarassed and make it a joke, this is still salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536441)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: blue corn cake

Batshit crazy, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6580046)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed irate boistinker multi-billionaire

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395834&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536472)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: canary provocative boltzmann electric furnace

you are actually proud of this? my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536500)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: dark tattoo

A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536730)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: Charcoal mood

I wish I felt some sympathy for you, but I can't say I do. You wrote such ridiculous things about the girl (and even posted her picture) to a board full of fellow sociopaths. You play with fire and you're going to eventually get burned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536690)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Sticky Faggot Firefighter Bbw

PWN3D to the nth degree, you racist thug. PWN3D, PWN3D, PWN3D and rightfully so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536710)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: Coiffed pisswyrm

Why don't you delete your posts, at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5536760)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 8:10 PM
Author: navy galvanic regret

don's prospects go up in flames like the hindenberg. oh, the jewmanity!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537328)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 9:36 PM
Author: aqua territorial sandwich

i just wanted to say, "ha ha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5537951)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Henna native gaming laptop

This is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5538130)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 5:22 AM
Author: Bearded station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573661)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 5:25 AM
Author: heady stead idea he suggested

This is seriously among the most fucked up things that's happened here. Whoever did this is a little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573664)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 5:27 AM
Author: Bearded station

it looks like he deserved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573669)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 7:05 AM
Author: heady stead idea he suggested

No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573716)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 6:00 AM
Author: shimmering racy weed whacker

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573693)



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Date: April 13th, 2006 7:04 AM
Author: heady stead idea he suggested

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5573715)



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Date: November 29th, 2006 3:32 PM
Author: shimmering racy weed whacker

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095151)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 1:56 PM
Author: Thriller Spruce Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#5765607)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: glittery blood rage corner

hilarity bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457611)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling skinny woman

This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious threads ever and one of the only threads I legitimately feel bad about laughing at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457702)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: glittery blood rage corner

If you're going to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the jewess, she didn't ask to be part of this and don brought this on himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457715)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: curious dysfunction ticket booth

please come back, don

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457615)



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Date: August 17th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: nubile indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6457744)



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Date: September 1st, 2006 9:15 AM
Author: salmon impertinent dilemma

Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6538137)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: cream organic girlfriend nursing home

The man, the myth, the pwning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6579794)



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Date: September 18th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Rusted useless brakes french chef

love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6633744)



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Date: October 6th, 2006 4:17 PM
Author: cream organic girlfriend nursing home

ROFLICOPTER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6740085)



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Date: October 26th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: vibrant crawly set

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#6860423)



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Date: November 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: passionate quadroon

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095142)



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Date: November 29th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Fragrant grizzly fanboi roommate

It wasn't even a year ago when he got PWNed. Time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7095175)



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Date: January 4th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: lime stock car private investor

Oh noes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7349423)



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Date: March 1st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Abusive Magenta Clown Friendly Grandma

We're coming up the the one year anniversary, damn how time flies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#7692889)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: razzle point

Belated anniversary bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012302)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: violent pearl office keepsake machete

the barzini episode is the most overrated thing in the history of xoxo.... wow, so he didnt get to on a date. BIG FUCKING DEAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8012359)



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Date: May 8th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: dun hilarious dopamine codepig

The worst part about this is that when you were bored, you could always count on Don to talk about his frugality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8085711)



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Date: October 4th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: geriatric contagious forum

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8726440)



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Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: floppy center voyeur

legend of don barzini bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#8915467)



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Date: February 22nd, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: tantric iridescent kitty locus

still one of the best ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9369460)



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Date: March 19th, 2008 11:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty hominid volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9498926)



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Date: April 1st, 2008 1:22 PM
Author: odious trump supporter plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563157)



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Date: April 1st, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: motley filthy sanctuary

This thread still makes me laugh out loud the whole way through it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9563185)



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Date: April 24th, 2008 8:40 PM
Author: frozen public bath

Will the real Barzini please stand up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#9679817)



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Date: July 24th, 2008 3:30 AM
Author: drunken kitty cat address

Another Barzini?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5f/Fuckingowned.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004051)



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Date: July 24th, 2008 3:37 AM
Author: Pearly vivacious reading party bawdyhouse

lulz. is that for serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004054)



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Date: July 24th, 2008 3:46 AM
Author: Awkward azure business firm

I like how someone noted how "Madison women are" on the thread. So true. Serious dudes in xoxo, you need to come up to Madison and hit up the bars/parties for a night. You're going to be shocked at both the attractiveness of the girls and also their highly pathetic nature. Friends from USC, Michigan, Northwestern, NYU, and Emory who have visited all remark about their unique -- slutty, no doubt -- nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#10004060)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: frank rizzo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2#50226470)



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