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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Tim D'Apple
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: vigorous demanding gas station

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: chestnut boyish cumskin milk

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: vigorous demanding gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: clear pisswyrm



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: heady university

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Gold Sound Barrier



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: marvelous becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: adulterous circlehead therapy

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: galvanic sable space

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Irradiated free-loading ticket booth foreskin



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: adulterous circlehead therapy

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Irradiated free-loading ticket booth foreskin

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: galvanic sable space



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Snowy wonderful affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Faggot Firefighter

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: curious mood gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Gold Sound Barrier

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Ungodly stage cuckoldry



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: ivory diverse native fat ankles

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: rose newt



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Snowy wonderful affirmative action

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: crimson zombie-like library

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Thriller depressive

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: topaz comical bawdyhouse



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Fragrant Faggot Firefighter



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: olive athletic conference hall

Jared Zozo

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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed sadistic marketing idea

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Irradiated free-loading ticket booth foreskin



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: cyan property potus

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: olive athletic conference hall



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: olive athletic conference hall

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Sinister Box Office Karate

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: magical vivacious site windowlicker

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored nubile organic girlfriend

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded gay nowag

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: vibrant legend alpha

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Plum sweet tailpipe mediation



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser pink hairy legs base

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: hot mind-boggling sex offender center

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Faggot Firefighter



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Snowy wonderful affirmative action



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia Judgmental Trailer Park



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: vigorous demanding gas station

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: topaz comical bawdyhouse

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Dashing Juggernaut

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: adventurous dopamine church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Son Of Senegal

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: lascivious wagecucks round eye

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Plum sweet tailpipe mediation

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Hateful racy stain

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: citrine supple piazza keepsake machete



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored nubile organic girlfriend

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: ivory diverse native fat ankles

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Soggy bisexual mad-dog skullcap

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Yapping fanboi

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: vigorous demanding gas station

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: crimson zombie-like library

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Laughsome jet sandwich theater stage

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37915994)