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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Medicated old irish cottage
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Contagious Ocher Area
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Insanely Creepy Crackhouse
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
sienna fanboi
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Alcoholic Bateful Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House
  03/26/19
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Medicated old irish cottage
  03/26/19
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Indigo laughsome orchestra pit
  03/26/19
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Insanely Creepy Crackhouse
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Stirring Indian Lodge
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Insanely Creepy Crackhouse
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Contagious Ocher Area
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Alcoholic Bateful Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Insanely Creepy Crackhouse
  03/26/19
180
histrionic big-titted persian
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Insanely Creepy Crackhouse
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Judgmental supple round eye
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Irate fighting lodge potus
  08/06/19
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sienna fanboi
  03/26/19
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electric pink box office
  03/26/19
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Spruce soul-stirring trailer park
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Opaque Shivering Jewess Codepig
  03/26/19
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Alcoholic Bateful Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Insanely Creepy Crackhouse
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Swashbuckling drab telephone stag film
  03/26/19
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Opaque Shivering Jewess Codepig
  03/26/19
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Maize Cracking Corn Cake Hospital
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
high-end ruby center pozpig
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Judgmental supple round eye
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Glassy unholy kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
Swashbuckling drab telephone stag film
  03/26/19
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Glassy unholy kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  03/26/19
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Swashbuckling drab telephone stag film
  06/18/19
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empty of revealed godliness
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Judgmental supple round eye
  03/26/19
cr
Glassy unholy kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  03/26/19
Zoho
adventurous candlestick maker dilemma
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Startling dopamine station
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
hideous garrison turdskin
  03/26/19
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frum boyish tanning salon
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Maize Cracking Corn Cake Hospital
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
floppy deranged stead
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
fiercely-loyal temple degenerate
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Marvelous private investor knife
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
floppy deranged stead
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Opaque Shivering Jewess Codepig
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Irate fighting lodge potus
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Navy resort
  08/07/19
Boom might now
fantasy-prone razzle point
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Free-loading gunner church
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Soggy amber useless brakes stage
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Navy resort
  08/07/19
...
fantasy-prone razzle point
  11/09/19
...
evan39
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/26/25
forces sales
Dare I say
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Medicated old irish cottage

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious Ocher Area

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Crackhouse

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: sienna fanboi

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic Bateful Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Medicated old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Indigo laughsome orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Stirring Indian Lodge

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Crackhouse

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Contagious Ocher Area

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic Bateful Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Crackhouse

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: histrionic big-titted persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Crackhouse

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Judgmental supple round eye

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Irate fighting lodge potus

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: sienna fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: electric pink box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Spruce soul-stirring trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Opaque Shivering Jewess Codepig

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Alcoholic Bateful Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Crackhouse

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling drab telephone stag film

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Opaque Shivering Jewess Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Maize Cracking Corn Cake Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: high-end ruby center pozpig

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Judgmental supple round eye

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Glassy unholy kitchen twinkling uncleanness

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling drab telephone stag film

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Glassy unholy kitchen twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling drab telephone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: empty of revealed godliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Judgmental supple round eye

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Glassy unholy kitchen twinkling uncleanness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker dilemma

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Startling dopamine station

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: hideous garrison turdskin

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: frum boyish tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Maize Cracking Corn Cake Hospital

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: floppy deranged stead

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal temple degenerate

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Marvelous private investor knife

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: floppy deranged stead

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Opaque Shivering Jewess Codepig

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Irate fighting lodge potus

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Navy resort

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone razzle point

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Free-loading gunner church

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Soggy amber useless brakes stage

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Navy resort

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: fantasy-prone razzle point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Dare I say

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051946)