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ITT: Dinner Party Prole Tells (Among Yuppies)
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:19 PM Author: sinister corn cake has to be actual shit that yuppies might do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887306) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall Great thread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887383) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:47 PM Author: Navy impertinent pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891879) |
Date: September 25th, 2019 10:19 PM Author: sinister corn cake store-bought salad dressing on the table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887311) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:20 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location You already did this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887316) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:21 PM Author: sinister corn cake no shit. just kicking the thread off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887318) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location I can’t think of any, with millennials anything goes. My rich as fuck friend will absolutely bring boxed wine anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887331) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:27 PM Author: big autistic chapel rich as fuck and prole tells are often the same, but not things UMC yuppies do. We have covered this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889651) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: sinister corn cake not having proper serving utensils (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887326) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Milky swashbuckling private investor paper or throwaway plates
smoking cigs indoors
your wife gets creampied by muscle bound stud in shitter before dessert |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:24 PM Author: sinister corn cake smoking cigs indoors is an actual prole tell, not a yuppie prole tell
disposable plates is perfectly acceptable for shabbat/jew holiday meals. lots of halachic issues w sponges (squeezing) and cleaning dished on shabbat/yom tov. plus u cant run the dish washer right away so u have plates sitting around, especially if u host a dinner and a lunch. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall Shut up fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887385) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: vigorous trust fund idea he suggested lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887408) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: Thirsty giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887411) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: sinister corn cake cant smoke on shabbat, anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887429) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:00 PM Author: Pea-brained fragrant dopamine mediation why are you bringing up shabbat stuff when OP is asking about yuppie proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889503) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: big autistic chapel Professors and other intellectuals aren't usually "prole" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889660) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: sinister corn cake putting soda / juices on the table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887332) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:23 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location Yuppies don’t do that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887341) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: sinister corn cake jews do it often at shabbat meals. REALLY prole. i judge anyone who has that shit at their table. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887352) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location Like 2 liters? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887356) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:27 PM Author: sinister corn cake yeah 2L soda or "diet" soda, packaged lemonade, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887374) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location Disgusting, should be confined to the drinks table with some booze (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887380) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: sinister corn cake tbf, ive never seen a "drinks table." even if people have a buffet table, whatever drinks people are serving (waters, booze, juice, sodas) is always on the table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887393) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall When the turdskins fuck your wife where do you keep refreshments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887401) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location ? A separate area for various punch bowls, little glass things with the nozzles and some decorations is standard yuppie behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887406) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall You're being aspie as fuck itt why are you engaging this dipshit kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887414) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location I’m bored, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887418) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:35 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall enjoy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887424) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:35 PM Author: sinister corn cake for a booze party sure. but for a dinner party? what's in all these containers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887425) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location Sangrias and wine punches and faggy girl drinks, possibly martini materials are arranged besides them
And who the fuck doesn’t drink at a dinner party? |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:38 PM Author: sinister corn cake i didn't say people don't drink at a dinner party. just saying it's odd that someone would make more than one specialty cocktail for a dinner party, as opposed to a drinking party.
we always have wine, hard liquor, and one specialty cocktail.
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:40 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location Among the goyim it would be considered rude for each woman to fail to bring some faggy drink if her own in addition to the hosts offerings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887457) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:42 PM Author: sinister corn cake wtf rly. not a bottle of wine/booze?
how do u even transport that shit... deal with spilling... deal with breakable glassware... keep it cold but not have ice inside it melt.. etc. sounds retarded. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:44 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location Also options but it adds up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887483) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: sinister corn cake wait what adds up? u can get a $10 bottle of wine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887487) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:46 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location I mean the total amount of things, if even two girls bring a punch or some shit you need a separate booze spread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887503) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:28 PM Author: sinister corn cake not putting out napkins.
not serving some kind of water (flat or seltzer).
putting out a brita pitcher for water (buy a $5 jug for it) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: brass stimulating piazza Do paper towels count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887389) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: sinister corn cake using paper towels as napkins would be a prole tell. but i've been to shabbat meals where no napkin of any sort is served. i feel like none of the other savage jews even notice. or they dont wanna embarrass the host. i always politely ask. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887400) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:48 PM Author: Snowy Wonderful Gay Wizard Messiness I don't understand why there is an assumption that Jews can't be proles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892089) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (weird fag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887394) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: nofapping puppy parlour ITT: a man with OCD talks to himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887386) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:43 PM Author: sinister corn cake this thread is now in the top 10 of the past 24 hrs! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887478) |
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Date: November 17th, 2019 7:35 PM Author: brass stimulating piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#39132249) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:31 PM Author: soul-stirring casino telephone having it in a shithole MFH apartment with no dishwasher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887395) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: Duck-like karate goyim How bad do these Jewish dinners smell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887403) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: sinister corn cake the food? usually decent to very good
the people? after walking in summer heat to shul and back, not so good
the toilet bowls after jewesses go in there? ask james joyce jr. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall lmao great post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887428) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: Thirsty giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887438) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:39 PM Author: sinister corn cake only the real ultraorthos are stinky. normal jews wont stink more than anyone else exposed to the same conditions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887451) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:41 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall This happened to be the feast of Yom Kippur, so they were all collected in a large, wooden building, which they called a synagogue. It behooved General Eisenhower to make a speech to them. We entered the synagogue, which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity I have ever seen. When we got about halfway up, the head rabbi, who was dressed in a fur hat similar to that worn by Henry VIII of England and in a surplice heavily embroidered and very filthy, came down and met the General…. The smell was so terrible that I almost fainted and actually about three hours later lost my lunch as the result of remembering it…. Of course, I have seen them since the beginning and marveled that beings alleged to be made in the form of God can look the way they do or act the way they act. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887466) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:57 PM Author: Self-centered Mildly Autistic Station ive been on a transatlantic flight next to some very stinky black hat jews, was awful, had to move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887571) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:19 PM Author: glittery plaza youve never taken a flight out of Cairo, then youd know about stink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891969) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall Party is hosted by kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887405) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall Host wife has fucked multiple turdskins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887409) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:53 AM Author: Deranged nursing home partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889165) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:44 PM Author: fighting abode french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891863) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:40 PM Author: Honey-headed indian lodge cuckold putting crusted up panties they stole from a foreign couchsurfer on the dinner table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887458) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:01 PM Author: Pea-brained fragrant dopamine mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889508) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:41 PM Author: sinister corn cake not putting out knives.
how do these savages eat with a fork only? |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: Talking rigor Serving chilled red wine with dinner Serving beer with dinner (in the case of yuppies, some bullshit hoppy IPA grog with a punny name) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:46 PM Author: sinister corn cake cr re beer.
re chilled red wine, a girly sweet sugary low alcohol wine is fine. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:50 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location Red wine should be very lightly chilled you prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887525) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:53 PM Author: sinister corn cake learned something new. prole tell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887535) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:01 PM Author: Buck-toothed Location Learning is prole, knowing is prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887592) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:47 AM Author: bronze mood library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888548) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:02 PM Author: Pea-brained fragrant dopamine mediation only the bluest of bloods truly grok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889513) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:57 PM Author: Self-centered Mildly Autistic Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887573) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:06 PM Author: Talking rigor Red wine should be served around 68*. Your home should be 68*. Only a prole would have some hotbox 75* home because "the electric bill!"
Further, having a home at 68* acts as a prole detector: provincial rubes of Southern European extraction and various other equatorial ne'er do wells will complain about how "cold" it is, and BINGO -- they might as well just slap on a wolf-howling-at-the-moon shirt because you've got a prole in the flesh. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:14 PM Author: Flesh mischievous kitchen marketing idea 68 is dumb as shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887703) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:18 PM Author: Talking rigor (Outted as a Sicilian peasant farmer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887720) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM Author: sinister corn cake if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle at 68? wouldnt it be a few degrees higher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:05 AM Author: aromatic step-uncle's house Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM Author: Bobby Birdshit, The Prole Goy Mr. Fix It (✡️)
if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle at 68? wouldnt it be a few degrees higher |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:23 PM Author: Deranged nursing home partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891390) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:24 PM Author: Deranged nursing home partner He didn't mention that he leaves it by the windowsill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891395) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:38 AM Author: high-end azure trailer park depressive LMAO I thought Jews were supposed to be high IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889067) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:10 AM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889269) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:14 AM Author: Bespoke Buff Space Boistinker lmao, explain why you thought this would be the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889289) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889625) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:13 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890254) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:07 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891299) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:46 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891520) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:28 PM Author: Drab Galvanic House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38989650) |
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Date: November 17th, 2019 7:32 PM Author: Lascivious Office Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#39132239) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:12 PM Author: soul-stirring casino telephone you may be dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889562) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:46 PM Author: fighting abode french chef don't you claim to be some high-IQ STEMlord? i get why you're a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891872) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 12:38 AM Author: Bespoke Buff Space Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893393) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:21 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895829) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:18 PM Author: talented locale Everyone is piling on here as if they are scientists who can explain why you are wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38991803) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:06 PM Author: frum ungodly gaming laptop spot 62-68. I fine 63-64 is ideal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889530) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:48 PM Author: Bespoke Buff Space Boistinker tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890421) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:55 PM Author: laughsome hateful business firm electric furnace depends on how chilled we're talking.
most people would be better off drinking red wine cooler than they normally do and white wine warmer than they normally do. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:10 PM Author: Nubile cowardly area factory reset button (Larry David looking for new season 10 plots) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887662) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:11 PM Author: sinister corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887670) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:24 PM Author: Internet-worthy base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887771) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:11 PM Author: diverse degenerate jewess Jewish surname/face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887674) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: sinister corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888845) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:02 AM Author: Adventurous Dog Poop lack of beer. blah blah blah--its not "fancy" beer so we dont stock a miller-bud-michelob, etc beer. but they invited people who drink just that and dont want your wine or to get drunk or nurse a watered down whiskey all night. as a host you are supposed to make your guests comfortable. if you dont want to appease the low brow beer crowd, dont invite them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888859) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:05 AM Author: sinister corn cake You're supposed to make your guests comfortable within reason by catering to the majority preference. Just as you wouldn't knock yourself out to cater to a faggot gluten free vegan you wouldn't bother with Prole beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888872) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:15 AM Author: Talking rigor *places loose Marlboro Reds on a serving tray* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888925) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:17 AM Author: sinister corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888935) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:44 AM Author: rusted insane persian school cafeteria *has to declare they weren't hand rolled* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889106) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:50 AM Author: Adventurous Dog Poop "oh here have a 400 calorie ALE that tastes like horse piss" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889139) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:12 PM Author: soul-stirring casino telephone having miller lite in your fridge is "within reason" you werido faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889559) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:17 PM Author: sinister corn cake Rofl Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889582) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (weird faggot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889627) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:31 PM Author: soul-stirring casino telephone your knowledge of life is limited to your freakshow cult and your "friends" who don't actually like you or have anything in common with you besides being part of the same cult. the best part of their night is talking shit about you afterwards regardless of what beer you have. lol at calling yourselves "yuppies" like you are actual people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889678) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889905) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889906) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:13 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890256) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:46 PM Author: fighting abode french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891875) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:03 PM Author: vigorous trust fund idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892230) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:53 PM Author: Cerebral Grizzly Stage Circlehead Cot damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906306) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:56 PM Author: Bespoke Buff Space Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906319) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:45 PM Author: laughsome hateful business firm electric furnace i always have both normal (usually PBR or Narragansett) and faggy beer (think local or fancy IPAs). plus red and white wine and normal booze.
my last party/cookout i had two cases of suarez cans. great stuff! |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:52 AM Author: talented locale Placing bottles of sauces and condiments on the table rather than having them in small serving dishes. e.g. ketchup and sour cream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889154) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:55 AM Author: sinister corn cake fine, but PROLE TELL would be having ketchup and sour cream on your table in any form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889173) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:01 AM Author: talented locale fair on ketchup unless it's a bbq type deal. re: sour cream, what if i'm serving borscht or homemade pierogies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889212) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:03 AM Author: sinister corn cake Goy tell: mixing meat and milk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889232) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:05 AM Author: talented locale could be vegetarian borscht and pierogies are meatless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889247) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:07 AM Author: sinister corn cake But lol at having a festive meal without meat period.
Unless you serve Mexican there's not really any good dairy only meals |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:55 AM Author: talented locale I like the implication that goy meals are per see prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889482) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:58 AM Author: sinister corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889496) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:33 PM Author: Violent Tattoo lol JUST LOL at the mere thought of serving a delightful boiled tilapia a-la-crock and not providing your guest(s) a large carafe of catsup sauce on the table. were you raised in a fucking barn or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892019) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:54 AM Author: Deranged nursing home partner Probably merely having a "dinner party" is a huge prole tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889166) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:55 AM Author: talented locale cr. who does this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889172) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:56 AM Author: sinister corn cake rofl @ rootless goyim. jews literally do this every week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889178) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:57 AM Author: razzle shimmering site boltzmann Being unaccommodating of all the batshit insane dietary restrictions of your guests (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889188) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:02 AM Author: sinister corn cake Great one, actually. Kind of a prestige tell to make a separate gluten free challah for one faggot, shit like that. We would never do so though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889219) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:01 AM Author: Marvelous liquid oxygen Playing a Kid Rock album other than Devil Without a Cause as dinner party music (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889217) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:00 PM Author: irradiated nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889505) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:19 PM Author: frum ungodly gaming laptop spot Serving completely prepared food (like a pre-made charcuterie tray or shrimp and cocktail sauce tray). 2x prole if it is served in the plastic you bought it in.
Not having enough matching glasses or silverware.
Non-cloth napkins; not having cocktail sized napkins for hors d’oeuvres.
Not knowing the names of cheeses you are serving.
Using TTT trivets for hot food.
Not decanting wine/pouring it from the bottle right into a glass. And as someone said above, not pouring juice or water into a pitcher.
Not having mixers or lemons/limes for cocktails.
Allowing guests to clear their own plates or do any sort of cleaning. Or to go into your fridge to get their own drinks.
Running out of ice.
Not having utensils that match the serveware (like an heirloom silver serving bowl with an ultra modern CB2 spoon in it).
No bowls for olive pits if olives are served.
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: soul-stirring casino telephone also, running out of duck sauce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889683) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM Author: vigorous trust fund idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889911) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:46 PM Author: laughsome hateful business firm electric furnace fucking nice one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892079) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:06 PM Author: Carmine roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892260) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:10 PM Author: sinister corn cake nothing wrong with guests volunteering to help with minimal tasks. like if serving soup, it's fine if someone volunteers to shuttle soup bowls to the table while the host ladels them out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889899) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:21 PM Author: frum ungodly gaming laptop spot Bonus Jew tell: having tons of Michael Aram serveware from Bloomingdale’s wedding registry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889606) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:06 PM Author: sinister corn cake ive never even seen this shit before. looks incredibly goyishe / fake fancy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889881) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:42 PM Author: big autistic chapel everyone ITT needs to be gassed. Sounds like it would be horrible to go to any of your "parties" what faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889731) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:53 PM Author: Adulterous Jet Stag Film (guy MAF he will never try my walnut-tarragon risotto) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889807) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: sinister corn cake 180. we made spiked tarragon lemonade recently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890262) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 3:44 PM Author: boyish state roommate All of these would be tolerable if the host, after some of the unnecessary people leave, brings out an 8ball for dessert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890779) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 3:54 PM Author: crimson vibrant rehab It’s in an apartment building. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890829) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:09 PM Author: Drunken motley sex offender You can see easily see the mess in the kitchen while seated at the dining table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891314) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:53 PM Author: sinister corn cake some people have terrible apt layouts where that kind of shit is unavoidable. thankfully, we don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891556) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:02 PM Author: aromatic step-uncle's house Living in an apartment after school days is prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891924) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:56 PM Author: laughsome hateful business firm electric furnace "school days" lol what the fuck is this nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892168) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:09 PM Author: talented locale Guests are expected to bring a dish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891315) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:15 PM Author: Drunken motley sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891352) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:51 PM Author: sinister corn cake OFS.
how do you handle it if people ask if they can bring something?
if we're close with them and we KNOW they like to cook and actually WANT to make something and TRUST them, we take on their offer if they offer to bring something and coordinate dishes w them. e.g., one close friend is basically a trust fund kid who could be a professional chef and is always cooking shit.
otherwise if ppl offer to bring something we say "thanks but we're all set" and hope they bring wine rather than something we don't want to serve like package cookies. if they insist on bringing something, we might say "wine is appreciated." |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:23 PM Author: talented locale "just that hot little wife of yours" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891984) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:47 PM Author: laughsome hateful business firm electric furnace if they ask, just tell them to bring beer/wine. pretty easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892082) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:38 PM Author: provocative volcanic crater Pitted olives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891839) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:52 PM Author: Navy impertinent pit Truly horrible thread. Xo at its worst (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891902) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:09 PM Author: Drunken motley sex offender Just lost your invite to DBG’s dinner party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891944) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:44 PM Author: sinister corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892814) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:00 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892603) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:14 PM Author: glittery plaza name tags on plates when only 4 people at table charger plates, like what is buns in a wicker basket themed center piece like pumpkins and orange fall things and leaves
...just a sec, im opening the family gathering albums of pics
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:25 PM Author: talented locale A couple people have to sit in folding chairs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891994) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:43 PM Author: sinister corn cake what about nice folding chairs. this kind of thing:
they're more comfortable than our regular chairs and look nice. |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:33 PM Author: soul-stirring casino telephone (guy with shitty regular chairs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895920) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:37 PM Author: talented locale really embarrassing post brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895941) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 PM Author: sinister corn cake dude a lot of ppl have shit like this: https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-sile9ko/products/102/images/455/PFC_W_500x500__25151.1426955327.500.659.jpg?c=2 |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 11:58 AM Author: Self-centered Mildly Autistic Station we get it, youre a prole and hang around with other proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38908068) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:37 PM Author: infuriating beady-eyed hall Jesus christ you prole fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895946) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:53 PM Author: laughsome hateful business firm electric furnace also i'd rather fucking die than go to an actual yuppie dinner party, listening to faggots whine about trump and talk about getting their 2 year old into the best pre-k in the city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892149) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:44 PM Author: sinister corn cake ortho jew shabbat dinners are all trumpmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892815) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:24 AM Author: Charismatic locus main people Cotdamn brother you're almost stepping on ARE Reptile's schtick in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893505) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:56 AM Author: sinister corn cake what's schtick? orthodox jews vote GOP and love trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893591) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 10:08 AM Author: Bespoke Buff Space Boistinker Except Are Reptile IRL is a shitlib that voted for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38907616) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 6:05 PM Author: sinister corn cake folding/card table w/ no table cloth or even plastic covering
literally had this yesterday on shabbat. was fucking prole as fuck. their whole meal was awful. not going back |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 6:55 PM Author: talented locale They put you at the kids table. Very disrespectful. It was a not so subtle message they they don't want you there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38905574) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:42 PM Author: Bespoke Buff Space Boistinker They just misunderstood when someone said "DBG REALLY likes kids." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906235) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: talented locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906340) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:01 PM Author: Bespoke Buff Space Boistinker "But they said he was a pretty much a um, childphile" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906358) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:53 AM Author: Marvelous liquid oxygen You should have been gay and snarky and been like "oh, I thought this was a dinner party. Didn't realize we'd be playing bridge first." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38907426) |
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Date: October 1st, 2019 11:01 PM Author: sinister corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38916245) |