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ITT: Dinner Party Prole Tells (Among Yuppies)
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:19 PM Author: Sepia Racy University has to be actual shit that yuppies might do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887306) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM Author: High-end Macaca Great thread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887383) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:47 PM Author: house-broken travel guidebook milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891879) |
Date: September 25th, 2019 10:19 PM Author: Sepia Racy University store-bought salad dressing on the table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887311) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:20 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio You already did this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887316) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:21 PM Author: Sepia Racy University no shit. just kicking the thread off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887318) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio I can’t think of any, with millennials anything goes. My rich as fuck friend will absolutely bring boxed wine anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887331) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:27 PM Author: Bipolar principal's office fat ankles rich as fuck and prole tells are often the same, but not things UMC yuppies do. We have covered this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889651) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Sepia Racy University not having proper serving utensils (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887326) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Alcoholic state immigrant paper or throwaway plates
smoking cigs indoors
your wife gets creampied by muscle bound stud in shitter before dessert |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:24 PM Author: Sepia Racy University smoking cigs indoors is an actual prole tell, not a yuppie prole tell
disposable plates is perfectly acceptable for shabbat/jew holiday meals. lots of halachic issues w sponges (squeezing) and cleaning dished on shabbat/yom tov. plus u cant run the dish washer right away so u have plates sitting around, especially if u host a dinner and a lunch. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM Author: High-end Macaca Shut up fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887385) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: Hideous frum french chef chapel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887408) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: Stirring private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887411) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: Sepia Racy University cant smoke on shabbat, anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887429) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:00 PM Author: medicated address why are you bringing up shabbat stuff when OP is asking about yuppie proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889503) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Bipolar principal's office fat ankles Professors and other intellectuals aren't usually "prole" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889660) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Sepia Racy University putting soda / juices on the table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887332) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:23 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio Yuppies don’t do that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887341) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: Sepia Racy University jews do it often at shabbat meals. REALLY prole. i judge anyone who has that shit at their table. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887352) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio Like 2 liters? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887356) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:27 PM Author: Sepia Racy University yeah 2L soda or "diet" soda, packaged lemonade, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887374) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio Disgusting, should be confined to the drinks table with some booze (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887380) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: Sepia Racy University tbf, ive never seen a "drinks table." even if people have a buffet table, whatever drinks people are serving (waters, booze, juice, sodas) is always on the table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887393) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: High-end Macaca When the turdskins fuck your wife where do you keep refreshments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887401) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio ? A separate area for various punch bowls, little glass things with the nozzles and some decorations is standard yuppie behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887406) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: High-end Macaca You're being aspie as fuck itt why are you engaging this dipshit kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887414) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio I’m bored, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887418) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:35 PM Author: High-end Macaca enjoy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887424) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:35 PM Author: Sepia Racy University for a booze party sure. but for a dinner party? what's in all these containers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887425) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio Sangrias and wine punches and faggy girl drinks, possibly martini materials are arranged besides them
And who the fuck doesn’t drink at a dinner party? |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:38 PM Author: Sepia Racy University i didn't say people don't drink at a dinner party. just saying it's odd that someone would make more than one specialty cocktail for a dinner party, as opposed to a drinking party.
we always have wine, hard liquor, and one specialty cocktail.
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:40 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio Among the goyim it would be considered rude for each woman to fail to bring some faggy drink if her own in addition to the hosts offerings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887457) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:42 PM Author: Sepia Racy University wtf rly. not a bottle of wine/booze?
how do u even transport that shit... deal with spilling... deal with breakable glassware... keep it cold but not have ice inside it melt.. etc. sounds retarded. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:44 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio Also options but it adds up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887483) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: Sepia Racy University wait what adds up? u can get a $10 bottle of wine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887487) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:46 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio I mean the total amount of things, if even two girls bring a punch or some shit you need a separate booze spread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887503) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:28 PM Author: Sepia Racy University not putting out napkins.
not serving some kind of water (flat or seltzer).
putting out a brita pitcher for water (buy a $5 jug for it) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Cruise Ship Do paper towels count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887389) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: Sepia Racy University using paper towels as napkins would be a prole tell. but i've been to shabbat meals where no napkin of any sort is served. i feel like none of the other savage jews even notice. or they dont wanna embarrass the host. i always politely ask. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887400) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:48 PM Author: Provocative Abnormal Lodge Toilet Seat I don't understand why there is an assumption that Jews can't be proles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892089) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: High-end Macaca (weird fag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887394) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: internet-worthy seedy crackhouse yarmulke ITT: a man with OCD talks to himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887386) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:43 PM Author: Sepia Racy University this thread is now in the top 10 of the past 24 hrs! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887478) |
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Date: November 17th, 2019 7:35 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#39132249) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:31 PM Author: copper potus having it in a shithole MFH apartment with no dishwasher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887395) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: Vivacious Mediation Trump Supporter How bad do these Jewish dinners smell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887403) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: Sepia Racy University the food? usually decent to very good
the people? after walking in summer heat to shul and back, not so good
the toilet bowls after jewesses go in there? ask james joyce jr. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: High-end Macaca lmao great post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887428) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: Stirring private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887438) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:39 PM Author: Sepia Racy University only the real ultraorthos are stinky. normal jews wont stink more than anyone else exposed to the same conditions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887451) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:41 PM Author: High-end Macaca This happened to be the feast of Yom Kippur, so they were all collected in a large, wooden building, which they called a synagogue. It behooved General Eisenhower to make a speech to them. We entered the synagogue, which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity I have ever seen. When we got about halfway up, the head rabbi, who was dressed in a fur hat similar to that worn by Henry VIII of England and in a surplice heavily embroidered and very filthy, came down and met the General…. The smell was so terrible that I almost fainted and actually about three hours later lost my lunch as the result of remembering it…. Of course, I have seen them since the beginning and marveled that beings alleged to be made in the form of God can look the way they do or act the way they act. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887466) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:57 PM Author: razzmatazz market ive been on a transatlantic flight next to some very stinky black hat jews, was awful, had to move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887571) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:19 PM Author: citrine misanthropic brunch youve never taken a flight out of Cairo, then youd know about stink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891969) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: High-end Macaca Party is hosted by kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887405) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: High-end Macaca Host wife has fucked multiple turdskins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887409) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:53 AM Author: Electric crawly school cafeteria giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889165) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:44 PM Author: canary queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891863) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:40 PM Author: Hairraiser avocado stag film putting crusted up panties they stole from a foreign couchsurfer on the dinner table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887458) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:01 PM Author: medicated address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889508) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:41 PM Author: Sepia Racy University not putting out knives.
how do these savages eat with a fork only? |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth athletic conference Serving chilled red wine with dinner Serving beer with dinner (in the case of yuppies, some bullshit hoppy IPA grog with a punny name) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:46 PM Author: Sepia Racy University cr re beer.
re chilled red wine, a girly sweet sugary low alcohol wine is fine. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:50 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio Red wine should be very lightly chilled you prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887525) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:53 PM Author: Sepia Racy University learned something new. prole tell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887535) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:01 PM Author: histrionic digit ratio Learning is prole, knowing is prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887592) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:47 AM Author: Rough-skinned odious den pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888548) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:02 PM Author: medicated address only the bluest of bloods truly grok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889513) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:57 PM Author: razzmatazz market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887573) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:06 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth athletic conference Red wine should be served around 68*. Your home should be 68*. Only a prole would have some hotbox 75* home because "the electric bill!"
Further, having a home at 68* acts as a prole detector: provincial rubes of Southern European extraction and various other equatorial ne'er do wells will complain about how "cold" it is, and BINGO -- they might as well just slap on a wolf-howling-at-the-moon shirt because you've got a prole in the flesh. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:14 PM Author: flirting orchestra pit 68 is dumb as shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887703) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:18 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth athletic conference (Outted as a Sicilian peasant farmer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887720) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM Author: Sepia Racy University if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle at 68? wouldnt it be a few degrees higher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:05 AM Author: Frisky Resort Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM Author: Bobby Birdshit, The Prole Goy Mr. Fix It (✡️)
if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle at 68? wouldnt it be a few degrees higher |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:23 PM Author: Electric crawly school cafeteria giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891390) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:24 PM Author: Electric crawly school cafeteria giraffe He didn't mention that he leaves it by the windowsill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891395) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:38 AM Author: outnumbered adulterous range LMAO I thought Jews were supposed to be high IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889067) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:10 AM Author: High-end Macaca Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889269) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:14 AM Author: carnelian degenerate depressive lmao, explain why you thought this would be the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889289) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889625) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:13 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890254) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:07 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891299) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:46 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891520) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:28 PM Author: Startled corner coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38989650) |
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Date: November 17th, 2019 7:32 PM Author: Dun Very Tactful Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#39132239) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:12 PM Author: copper potus you may be dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889562) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:46 PM Author: canary queen of the night don't you claim to be some high-IQ STEMlord? i get why you're a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891872) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 12:38 AM Author: carnelian degenerate depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893393) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:21 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895829) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:18 PM Author: Opaque vibrant station Everyone is piling on here as if they are scientists who can explain why you are wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38991803) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:06 PM Author: vermilion personal credit line home 62-68. I fine 63-64 is ideal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889530) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:48 PM Author: carnelian degenerate depressive tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890421) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:55 PM Author: marvelous business firm depends on how chilled we're talking.
most people would be better off drinking red wine cooler than they normally do and white wine warmer than they normally do. |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:10 PM Author: lime galvanic tanning salon (Larry David looking for new season 10 plots) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887662) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:11 PM Author: Sepia Racy University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887670) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:24 PM Author: Erotic Blathering Forum Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887771) |
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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:11 PM Author: comical ladyboy preventive strike Jewish surname/face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887674) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: Sepia Racy University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888845) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:02 AM Author: boyish geriatric trailer park cuck lack of beer. blah blah blah--its not "fancy" beer so we dont stock a miller-bud-michelob, etc beer. but they invited people who drink just that and dont want your wine or to get drunk or nurse a watered down whiskey all night. as a host you are supposed to make your guests comfortable. if you dont want to appease the low brow beer crowd, dont invite them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888859) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:05 AM Author: Sepia Racy University You're supposed to make your guests comfortable within reason by catering to the majority preference. Just as you wouldn't knock yourself out to cater to a faggot gluten free vegan you wouldn't bother with Prole beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888872) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:15 AM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth athletic conference *places loose Marlboro Reds on a serving tray* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888925) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:17 AM Author: Sepia Racy University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888935) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:44 AM Author: Carmine shrine *has to declare they weren't hand rolled* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889106) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:50 AM Author: boyish geriatric trailer park cuck "oh here have a 400 calorie ALE that tastes like horse piss" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889139) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:12 PM Author: copper potus having miller lite in your fridge is "within reason" you werido faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889559) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:17 PM Author: Sepia Racy University Rofl Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889582) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: High-end Macaca (weird faggot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889627) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:31 PM Author: copper potus your knowledge of life is limited to your freakshow cult and your "friends" who don't actually like you or have anything in common with you besides being part of the same cult. the best part of their night is talking shit about you afterwards regardless of what beer you have. lol at calling yourselves "yuppies" like you are actual people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889678) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889905) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889906) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:13 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890256) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:46 PM Author: canary queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891875) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:03 PM Author: Hideous frum french chef chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892230) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:53 PM Author: mauve indirect expression Cot damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906306) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:56 PM Author: carnelian degenerate depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906319) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:45 PM Author: marvelous business firm i always have both normal (usually PBR or Narragansett) and faggy beer (think local or fancy IPAs). plus red and white wine and normal booze.
my last party/cookout i had two cases of suarez cans. great stuff! |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:52 AM Author: Opaque vibrant station Placing bottles of sauces and condiments on the table rather than having them in small serving dishes. e.g. ketchup and sour cream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889154) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:55 AM Author: Sepia Racy University fine, but PROLE TELL would be having ketchup and sour cream on your table in any form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889173) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:01 AM Author: Opaque vibrant station fair on ketchup unless it's a bbq type deal. re: sour cream, what if i'm serving borscht or homemade pierogies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889212) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:03 AM Author: Sepia Racy University Goy tell: mixing meat and milk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889232) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:05 AM Author: Opaque vibrant station could be vegetarian borscht and pierogies are meatless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889247) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:07 AM Author: Sepia Racy University But lol at having a festive meal without meat period.
Unless you serve Mexican there's not really any good dairy only meals |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:55 AM Author: Opaque vibrant station I like the implication that goy meals are per see prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889482) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:58 AM Author: Sepia Racy University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889496) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:33 PM Author: sienna appetizing therapy lol JUST LOL at the mere thought of serving a delightful boiled tilapia a-la-crock and not providing your guest(s) a large carafe of catsup sauce on the table. were you raised in a fucking barn or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892019) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:54 AM Author: Electric crawly school cafeteria giraffe Probably merely having a "dinner party" is a huge prole tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889166) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:55 AM Author: Opaque vibrant station cr. who does this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889172) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:56 AM Author: Sepia Racy University rofl @ rootless goyim. jews literally do this every week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889178) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:57 AM Author: Amethyst lascivious kitty cat church Being unaccommodating of all the batshit insane dietary restrictions of your guests (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889188) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:02 AM Author: Sepia Racy University Great one, actually. Kind of a prestige tell to make a separate gluten free challah for one faggot, shit like that. We would never do so though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889219) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:01 AM Author: irradiated light son of senegal double fault Playing a Kid Rock album other than Devil Without a Cause as dinner party music (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889217) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:00 PM Author: 180 domesticated black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889505) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:19 PM Author: vermilion personal credit line home Serving completely prepared food (like a pre-made charcuterie tray or shrimp and cocktail sauce tray). 2x prole if it is served in the plastic you bought it in.
Not having enough matching glasses or silverware.
Non-cloth napkins; not having cocktail sized napkins for hors d’oeuvres.
Not knowing the names of cheeses you are serving.
Using TTT trivets for hot food.
Not decanting wine/pouring it from the bottle right into a glass. And as someone said above, not pouring juice or water into a pitcher.
Not having mixers or lemons/limes for cocktails.
Allowing guests to clear their own plates or do any sort of cleaning. Or to go into your fridge to get their own drinks.
Running out of ice.
Not having utensils that match the serveware (like an heirloom silver serving bowl with an ultra modern CB2 spoon in it).
No bowls for olive pits if olives are served.
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: copper potus also, running out of duck sauce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889683) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM Author: Hideous frum french chef chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889911) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:46 PM Author: marvelous business firm fucking nice one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892079) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:06 PM Author: Chest-beating talking philosopher-king mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892260) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:10 PM Author: Sepia Racy University nothing wrong with guests volunteering to help with minimal tasks. like if serving soup, it's fine if someone volunteers to shuttle soup bowls to the table while the host ladels them out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889899) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:21 PM Author: vermilion personal credit line home Bonus Jew tell: having tons of Michael Aram serveware from Bloomingdale’s wedding registry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889606) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:06 PM Author: Sepia Racy University ive never even seen this shit before. looks incredibly goyishe / fake fancy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889881) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:42 PM Author: Bipolar principal's office fat ankles everyone ITT needs to be gassed. Sounds like it would be horrible to go to any of your "parties" what faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889731) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:53 PM Author: dashing costumed round eye (guy MAF he will never try my walnut-tarragon risotto) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889807) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: Sepia Racy University 180. we made spiked tarragon lemonade recently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890262) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 3:44 PM Author: pink buck-toothed trust fund sanctuary All of these would be tolerable if the host, after some of the unnecessary people leave, brings out an 8ball for dessert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890779) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 3:54 PM Author: amber balding volcanic crater mad cow disease It’s in an apartment building. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890829) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:09 PM Author: Infuriating Bawdyhouse You can see easily see the mess in the kitchen while seated at the dining table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891314) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:53 PM Author: Sepia Racy University some people have terrible apt layouts where that kind of shit is unavoidable. thankfully, we don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891556) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:02 PM Author: Frisky Resort Living in an apartment after school days is prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891924) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:56 PM Author: marvelous business firm "school days" lol what the fuck is this nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892168) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:09 PM Author: Opaque vibrant station Guests are expected to bring a dish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891315) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:15 PM Author: Infuriating Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891352) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:51 PM Author: Sepia Racy University OFS.
how do you handle it if people ask if they can bring something?
if we're close with them and we KNOW they like to cook and actually WANT to make something and TRUST them, we take on their offer if they offer to bring something and coordinate dishes w them. e.g., one close friend is basically a trust fund kid who could be a professional chef and is always cooking shit.
otherwise if ppl offer to bring something we say "thanks but we're all set" and hope they bring wine rather than something we don't want to serve like package cookies. if they insist on bringing something, we might say "wine is appreciated." |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:23 PM Author: Opaque vibrant station "just that hot little wife of yours" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891984) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:47 PM Author: marvelous business firm if they ask, just tell them to bring beer/wine. pretty easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892082) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:38 PM Author: Cerebral shimmering rigpig Pitted olives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891839) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:52 PM Author: house-broken travel guidebook milk Truly horrible thread. Xo at its worst (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891902) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:09 PM Author: Infuriating Bawdyhouse Just lost your invite to DBG’s dinner party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891944) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:44 PM Author: Sepia Racy University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892814) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:00 PM Author: High-end Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892603) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:14 PM Author: citrine misanthropic brunch name tags on plates when only 4 people at table charger plates, like what is buns in a wicker basket themed center piece like pumpkins and orange fall things and leaves
...just a sec, im opening the family gathering albums of pics
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:25 PM Author: Opaque vibrant station A couple people have to sit in folding chairs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891994) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:43 PM Author: Sepia Racy University what about nice folding chairs. this kind of thing:
they're more comfortable than our regular chairs and look nice. |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:33 PM Author: copper potus (guy with shitty regular chairs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895920) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:37 PM Author: Opaque vibrant station really embarrassing post brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895941) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 PM Author: Sepia Racy University dude a lot of ppl have shit like this: https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-sile9ko/products/102/images/455/PFC_W_500x500__25151.1426955327.500.659.jpg?c=2 |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 11:58 AM Author: razzmatazz market we get it, youre a prole and hang around with other proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38908068) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:37 PM Author: High-end Macaca Jesus christ you prole fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895946) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:53 PM Author: marvelous business firm also i'd rather fucking die than go to an actual yuppie dinner party, listening to faggots whine about trump and talk about getting their 2 year old into the best pre-k in the city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892149) |
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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:44 PM Author: Sepia Racy University ortho jew shabbat dinners are all trumpmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892815) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:24 AM Author: Flushed keepsake machete shitlib Cotdamn brother you're almost stepping on ARE Reptile's schtick in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893505) |
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:56 AM Author: Sepia Racy University what's schtick? orthodox jews vote GOP and love trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893591) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 10:08 AM Author: carnelian degenerate depressive Except Are Reptile IRL is a shitlib that voted for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38907616) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 6:05 PM Author: Sepia Racy University folding/card table w/ no table cloth or even plastic covering
literally had this yesterday on shabbat. was fucking prole as fuck. their whole meal was awful. not going back |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 6:55 PM Author: Opaque vibrant station They put you at the kids table. Very disrespectful. It was a not so subtle message they they don't want you there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38905574) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:42 PM Author: carnelian degenerate depressive They just misunderstood when someone said "DBG REALLY likes kids." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906235) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: Opaque vibrant station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906340) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:01 PM Author: carnelian degenerate depressive "But they said he was a pretty much a um, childphile" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906358) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:53 AM Author: irradiated light son of senegal double fault You should have been gay and snarky and been like "oh, I thought this was a dinner party. Didn't realize we'd be playing bridge first." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38907426) |
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Date: October 1st, 2019 11:01 PM Author: Sepia Racy University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38916245) |