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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den faggotry

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: motley soggy travel guidebook



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Haunting Space



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant sticky candlestick maker rigor



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Disturbing Turdskin



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: bistre costumed tanning salon

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Glittery hominid



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: vigorous crackhouse generalized bond

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Carmine chad international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Pearly theater stage dysfunction

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: learning disabled dark voyeur pozpig

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Coiffed center

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: razzle drunken principal's office



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Flatulent Duck-like Genital Piercing Location



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Carmine chad international law enforcement agency

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pit Mad Cow Disease



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Bearded Kitchen



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Irradiated institution main people

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz den faggotry

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Appetizing Haunting Space

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz den faggotry

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Appetizing Haunting Space

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Carmine chad international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pit Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Coiffed center



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Talented Cruel-hearted Parlor Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Olive base



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Abusive meetinghouse



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: aquamarine trip idea he suggested goal in life



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Olive base



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Deep Becky Double Fault



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Pearly theater stage dysfunction



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pit Mad Cow Disease



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: vigorous crackhouse generalized bond



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: White indecent ceo



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Fighting tattoo twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Spruce multi-billionaire university

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: bonkers snowy native

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: alcoholic indigo gaming laptop



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Pearl at-the-ready stain



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: diverse swollen party of the first part

lmao

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: crimson cocky patrolman



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse potus



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: vigorous crackhouse generalized bond



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: razzle drunken principal's office



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: scarlet stirring library

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pit Mad Cow Disease



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Olive base



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz den faggotry



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Talented Cruel-hearted Parlor Boistinker



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: topaz mind-boggling circlehead kitty



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: topaz mind-boggling circlehead kitty



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Coiffed center

ty

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Fighting tattoo twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Olive base



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse box office nowag



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: topaz mind-boggling circlehead kitty



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: razzle drunken principal's office



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse box office nowag



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Olive base



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse box office nowag



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pit Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: topaz mind-boggling circlehead kitty



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Domesticated legal warrant address

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Comical laser beams



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Irradiated institution main people

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49354908)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse box office nowag



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Date: October 26th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: frater law hog with his big dog



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