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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
Misunderstood drab public bath dopamine
  04/15/22
https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c0...
lilac stead therapy
  04/15/22
(Bob Getty)
erotic iridescent striped hyena
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“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
embarrassed to the bone slate dingle berry rehab
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"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
Nighttime hairraiser national security agency idea he suggested
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I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
embarrassed to the bone slate dingle berry rehab
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Salmon appetizing idiot
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I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch
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heady hunting ground theater
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“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
lilac stead therapy
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lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
Pearl Exhilarant Library Cuckoldry
  04/15/22
if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
rose heaven
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
confused emerald philosopher-king ticket booth
  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
Thriller coffee pot location
  04/15/22
Wtf libs?
boyish piazza
  04/15/22
I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
Fighting beady-eyed really tough guy
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Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
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Math Professors Anxious
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not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t s...
Hyperactive Dun Alpha Indian Lodge
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You voted for this
dashing party of the first part trump supporter
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what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
vibrant laser beams
  04/15/22
I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch
  04/15/22
This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch
  04/15/22
BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch
  04/15/22
When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch
  04/15/22
94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch
  04/15/22
never saw this coming
Talented chocolate hissy fit senate
  04/15/22
https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=...
embarrassed to the bone slate dingle berry rehab
  04/15/22
This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
Thriller coffee pot location
  04/15/22
Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn'...
Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch
  04/15/22
I give him a version of this speech: https://m.youtube.co...
Thriller coffee pot location
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Bad answer. EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage...
Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch
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Vigorous yapping persian
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: Misunderstood drab public bath dopamine

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: lilac stead therapy

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: erotic iridescent striped hyena

(Bob Getty)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349612)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone slate dingle berry rehab

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Nighttime hairraiser national security agency idea he suggested

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone slate dingle berry rehab

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Salmon appetizing idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348646)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: heady hunting ground theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349571)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: lilac stead therapy

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Pearl Exhilarant Library Cuckoldry

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: rose heaven

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: confused emerald philosopher-king ticket booth

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Thriller coffee pot location

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: boyish piazza

Wtf libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: Fighting beady-eyed really tough guy

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: containment-escapee frontier model

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive Dun Alpha Indian Lodge

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: dashing party of the first part trump supporter

You voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: vibrant laser beams

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Talented chocolate hissy fit senate

never saw this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone slate dingle berry rehab

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Thriller coffee pot location

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Thriller coffee pot location

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating becky crotch

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Vigorous yapping persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349656)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone slate dingle berry rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44353654)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Thriller coffee pot location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44354295)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191482)