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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
topaz pervert fat ankles
  07/17/22
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vigorous son of senegal address
  07/17/22
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Hyperactive parlor nibblets
  07/17/22
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Galvanic station gaping
  07/18/22
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topaz pervert fat ankles
  09/29/22
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topaz pervert fat ankles
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Rough-skinned Territorial Hairy Legs
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Rough-skinned Territorial Hairy Legs
  01/07/23
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Galvanic station gaping
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
trip alpha jewess
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
trip alpha jewess
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
brilliant garrison roommate
  03/18/23
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topaz pervert fat ankles
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
trip alpha jewess
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
flirting indian lodge toaster
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Balding Ticket Booth
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Tripping rigpig piazza
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  08/23/24
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Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Purple cuckoldry property
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Lime Crackhouse Sandwich
  09/28/24
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topaz pervert fat ankles
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: topaz pervert fat ankles

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: vigorous son of senegal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Galvanic station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: topaz pervert fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: topaz pervert fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Territorial Hairy Legs

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Territorial Hairy Legs

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Galvanic station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: trip alpha jewess

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: trip alpha jewess

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: brilliant garrison roommate

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: topaz pervert fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: trip alpha jewess

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: flirting indian lodge toaster

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Balding Ticket Booth

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Tripping rigpig piazza

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Purple cuckoldry property

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Lime Crackhouse Sandwich

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: topaz pervert fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Pearly mewling elastic band quadroon

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932244)