Sierra Trading Post banned me in like 2007 because I kept returning suits that didn’t fit, but that was all mail order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5233215&forum_id=2#45478778)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5233215&forum_id=2#45481841)

You're just going to have to wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5233215&forum_id=2#45478821)

I, like many other lawyers, would abuse the free parking privileges of Horton Plaza, the downtown mall's garage.

They kept changing their policy to crack down and for a good year or so they implemented this policy where you had to buy something at the mall for $10 to be validated for three hours of free parking.

On the way back from court I'd hit up Macy's men's department, get a shitty $10 tie from the discount tie rack, throw it in my trunk.

After about a month or so I'd grab all the ties out of my trunk, bring them back to Macy's, return them.

There was so much turnover at Macy's I never had the same checkout person twice. They would ask why I was returning them and I'd say, "Changed my mind."

It was perfect because I'd always park next right to the mall entrance on the 4th floor which was right across the walkway from Macy's front door and the Men's Department was just inside the doors on the left. You just had to walk through the perfume section and bam! You are at the discount ties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5233215&forum_id=2#45480999)

How did I hit the nail on the head so perfectly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5233215&forum_id=2#45479437)

That's called return fraud and it's illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5233215&forum_id=2#45480737)

But OP is clearly female.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5233215&forum_id=2#45481698)