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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
Boyish Address
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
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Laughing my fuckin ass off
Boyish Address
  01/03/23
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hyperactive spruce locus
  01/03/23
Holy shit
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stimulating pit
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
Startled telephone stock car
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
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so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
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It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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more than u are, yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: Boyish Address

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Massive nursing home community account

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: Boyish Address

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: hyperactive spruce locus

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: Boyish Address

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Startled telephone stock car

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: tantric soul-stirring quadroon foreskin

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Massive nursing home community account

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: tantric soul-stirring quadroon foreskin

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Massive nursing home community account

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: tantric soul-stirring quadroon foreskin

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Massive nursing home community account

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: slate razzmatazz stage

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Massive nursing home community account



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: passionate vermilion office



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: stimulating pit



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Startled telephone stock car



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Wonderful Deep Box Office



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: copper heady stead genital piercing



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213074)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: sticky persian cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Massive nursing home community account



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Massive nursing home community account



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant judgmental pervert death wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser crystalline rehab

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pocket flask site



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Painfully honest field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Cerebral dilemma feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Brass titillating business firm rigor

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: honey-headed queen of the night garrison



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: chest-beating plaza international law enforcement agency



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: sticky persian cruise ship



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: arousing cobalt theater

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Startling claret sandwich station

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: glittery area



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Demanding corner



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pocket flask site

(rat)

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Self-centered Electric Double Fault



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Self-centered Electric Double Fault

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Startled telephone stock car

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Demanding corner

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Startled telephone stock car



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pocket flask site

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



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