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"Everybody Hates Chris" plays as SP Jr gets squanched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3N0CVmcfc
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde, poasting pedo shit online, folks
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..." ...
Sapphire Dashing Electric Furnace Brethren
  05/16/23
IRL pedophile, masturbates to children. ^
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
...
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
...
primrose internet-worthy box office
  05/16/23
...
painfully honest bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting ...
Sapphire Dashing Electric Furnace Brethren
  05/16/23
Look, no big "Spaceporn" fan here, but you do mast...
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
that was told in private in the spaceporn harassment groupch...
Sapphire Dashing Electric Furnace Brethren
  05/16/23
Shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile piece of shit if I sa...
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
Controversial take, but for my money "tough guy chris&q...
Nighttime Principal's Office Puppy
  05/16/23
especially because we all know what he looks like. im not su...
Sapphire Dashing Electric Furnace Brethren
  05/16/23
What he looks like plus the tears from all his whimpering an...
Nighttime Principal's Office Puppy
  05/16/23
To be fair, I would be sputtering too if I had to a share a ...
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
That does sound troubling. I could have done without that im...
Nighttime Principal's Office Puppy
  05/16/23
Pedos get got mother fucker Cry out like a little bitch ...
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, Chris, does the FBI know that you're making d...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Anthony Zappin, folks.
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, I like your new attitude towards outting, hey...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Defamatory as hell.
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, So sue me ;)
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
I’m interested in these third party SEO interference a...
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
Anthony?
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Anthony? What are the damages associated with inferfering w...
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, Oh well shit -- IMO, if you keep demanding th...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Just reminding you what’s fucking what, you piece of s...
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spin...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Horrible. I can see why you don’t have custody of your...
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, God I wish they would take away "yours&q...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Nope! You have nothing! Cope!
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, SUSPENDED!
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Do you think he minds photos? https://ibb.co/jz0fQXg
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde in the poast above me, poasting a church photo and ...
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, I laff every single time
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
You guys work together a lot, I guess …
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
To be fair, *burns another hole in the bathmat with a cig...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
...
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/17/23
Someone should tell that fat bald bastard that Art Garfunkel...
Nighttime Principal's Office Puppy
  05/16/23
...
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
...
Offensive Stimulating Preventive Strike Public Bath
  05/19/23
this is the chinkiest picture I have ever seen LOL
Mustard dingle berry national
  05/19/23
...
painfully honest bawdyhouse
  05/17/23
To be fair, Holy shit, this is a violent threat! Contacti...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Probably should have studied the law a bit harder, Zappin.
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
...
primrose internet-worthy box office
  05/16/23
...
ferengi
  10/19/26
To be fair, You do know that the arrow is pointing up at ...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
if I post weird rape shit about my son it’s not funny
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
...
talented antidepressant drug turdskin
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde keeps poasting pedo rape fantasies on here.
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
Don’t get me cancelled bro I’ve already lost one...
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
You have publicly harassed and defamed me for years, culmina...
Laughsome wagecucks
  05/16/23
I’m making a sketch about a clown with Down’s sy...
Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/16/23
wtf does the word "squanch" even mean? i've never ...
painfully honest bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
spaceporn posted a thread about when he sees women IRL he wa...
up-to-no-good point roast beef
  05/16/23
Wtf. I miss a lot of stuff here.
painfully honest bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
He actually poasted that same thread 4 times, months apart ...
Offensive Stimulating Preventive Strike Public Bath
  05/19/23
...
painfully honest bawdyhouse
  05/19/23
great thread
vigorous cowardly hissy fit
  05/17/23
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Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/17/23
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Puce useless brakes
  12/29/25
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  10/19/26


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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:22 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3N0CVmcfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46318893)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:09 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Sam Hyde, poasting pedo shit online, folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319125)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Dashing Electric Furnace Brethren

"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..."

[laugh track]

"c'mon son, you know it's hotdog time!"

[laugh track]

"but daddy i'm hungry, you haven't let me out of my cage in days."

*SP puts arm around son*

[camera zooms in]

"it's ok champ. we'll go out for pizza after. you know how much spending our playroom time together means to me."

[sentimental "awwwwww" track plays]

"i just heard of a new place. it's called comet something something?"

[uproarious laugh track]

[zoom in on spjrs wide eyes]

[fake to black as theme song plays]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319147)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:16 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

IRL pedophile, masturbates to children. ^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319173)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319175)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:20 PM
Author: primrose internet-worthy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319187)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: painfully honest bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319192)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: Sapphire Dashing Electric Furnace Brethren

[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting uncomfortably]

SP: "son, stop messing around and eat your spaghetti"

SPjr: "i feel like i'm sitting on an acorn or something."

SP:"wow champ, save it for home!"

[laugh track]

[waitress appears]

Waitress: "hey, i been meaning to ask ya'll -- are you one of them ped-oh-files"

[audience: oooooooooooh!]

SP: "haha, i get that all the time!"

"well aren't you just ashamed of your self? raping your son in this day in age, i should call cps!"

[laugh track]

SP: "are you mock/defame/threating me? i will never be charged with anything! he's MY son and i can do what i like with him!"

SPjr: "please miss, do something, my life is a living nightmare."

[laugh track]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319217)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon

Look, no big "Spaceporn" fan here, but you do masterbate into a jar onto a picture of his son. Not sure if you can make this joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319225)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Sapphire Dashing Electric Furnace Brethren

that was told in private in the spaceporn harassment groupchat you fucking leaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319228)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile piece of shit if I saw you IRL I would fucking crush your skull with one hand while smiling you fucking pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319239)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Nighttime Principal's Office Puppy

Controversial take, but for my money "tough guy chris" poasting is among the best on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319248)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Sapphire Dashing Electric Furnace Brethren

especially because we all know what he looks like. im not super buff but kicking spaceporns ass would be a Joke. i can't waiting til he starts talking to a real buffmo like hegemon with "come down here and say that to my face!" bravado.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319262)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Principal's Office Puppy

What he looks like plus the tears from all his whimpering and whining and screeching like an offended little girl all the time. It all just pairs with his tough talk so hilariously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319274)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon

To be fair, I would be sputtering too if I had to a share a message board with the guy who masturbates into a jar onto a picture of the son I rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319279)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:43 PM
Author: Nighttime Principal's Office Puppy

That does sound troubling. I could have done without that image in my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319288)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Pedos get got mother fucker

Cry out like a little bitch now see if you can get your "homies" to back you now you fucking pedophile jerking off to pics of little kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319278)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:01 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

Chris, does the FBI know that you're making death threats to people online now? Or did you forget to tell them that part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319602)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Anthony Zappin, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319616)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:14 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

I like your new attitude towards outting, hey I guess if it's OK for you (Christopher Spinelli), it's OK for me!

PS: Christopher Spinelli is a child rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319634)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Defamatory as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319693)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

So sue me ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319731)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:37 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

I’m interested in these third party SEO interference acts you mentioned. Did this take place and to what degree. And when? 2020? 2021? Tough years for E&K …

Is it something where we’d see the damage once we got into it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319698)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Anthony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319733)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal?

Too late, Chris. Stop touching kids, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319736)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Anthony? What are the damages associated with inferfering with our marketing efforts? Said efforts including defaming me online? That’s just incidental to the tortious interference seo placement you yourself confessed to having intimate knowledge of.

That was all just kidding, just joking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319747)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

Oh well shit -- IMO, if you keep demanding that I answer all of your questions, eventually I'll stop being able to just say "lol shut the fuck you sick ugly pedophile" and I'll be powerless to do anything other than give you what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319753)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:53 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Just reminding you what’s fucking what, you piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319762)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:00 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spinelli.

Thankfully, unlike your adopted son, my place isn't in your bed with your tiny little cock stuffed inside my asshole. Whew, at least I can take some comfort in that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319776)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Horrible. I can see why you don’t have custody of your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319798)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:11 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

God I wish they would take away "yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319813)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Nope! You have nothing! Cope!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319826)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

SUSPENDED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319836)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon

Do you think he minds photos?

https://ibb.co/jz0fQXg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319711)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Sam Hyde in the poast above me, poasting a church photo and harassing members of a church on racial grounds. These are some of the peole he thinks so little of that he poasts a church photo of them all together on an unmoderated 4-Chan like cesspool of a boart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319740)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

I laff every single time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319745)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

You guys work together a lot, I guess …

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319750)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

*burns another hole in the bathmat with a cig*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319755)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:21 AM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46321695)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:09 PM
Author: Nighttime Principal's Office Puppy

Someone should tell that fat bald bastard that Art Garfunkel is right behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319802)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46320277)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:10 AM
Author: Offensive Stimulating Preventive Strike Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46330031)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:23 AM
Author: Mustard dingle berry national

this is the chinkiest picture I have ever seen LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46330044)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: painfully honest bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46321725)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

Holy shit, this is a violent threat! Contacting the police as we speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319600)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:07 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Probably should have studied the law a bit harder, Zappin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319622)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: primrose internet-worthy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319233)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#50197221)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin

To be fair,

You do know that the arrow is pointing up at your own username right Chris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319543)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon

if I post weird rape shit about my son it’s not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319586)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: talented antidepressant drug turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319595)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:02 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

Sam Hyde keeps poasting pedo rape fantasies on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319606)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon

Don’t get me cancelled bro I’ve already lost one show

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319615)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:06 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

You have publicly harassed and defamed me for years, culminating in actual threats earlier this week, Sam Hyde. You are a huge liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319621)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:10 PM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon

I’m making a sketch about a clown with Down’s syndrome that rapes kids I think it’s going to be really popular lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319627)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: painfully honest bawdyhouse

wtf does the word "squanch" even mean? i've never heard that before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319178)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good point roast beef

spaceporn posted a thread about when he sees women IRL he wants to reach down and "squanch" them

then at some point after people used the term against him he had that thread and many others deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319538)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: painfully honest bawdyhouse

Wtf. I miss a lot of stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46320202)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:41 AM
Author: Offensive Stimulating Preventive Strike Public Bath

He actually poasted that same thread 4 times, months apart

All 0 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46330069)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 6:18 AM
Author: painfully honest bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46330184)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:13 AM
Author: vigorous cowardly hissy fit

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46321677)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:20 AM
Author: Bespoke comical step-uncle's house quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46321692)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Puce useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#49548710)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#50196953)