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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Chocolate pocket flask



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: opaque vibrant tank step-uncle's house



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: bearded sandwich messiness



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Pearly Wild Psychic



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Cowardly diverse organic girlfriend



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: lascivious cuck main people



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling aqua police squad

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating House

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: spruce private investor

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: 180 stage puppy

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: wine sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Thriller glassy hall

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle selfie affirmative action

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2#46672667)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: appetizing outnumbered institution keepsake machete



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Territorial house-broken business firm

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: know-it-all supple resort



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: crystalline heaven immigrant



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Charismatic Faggot Firefighter

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Cracking pink ape center

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: lime startled space ratface



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