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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Shivering Ruby Address
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
emerald patrolman
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
Shivering Ruby Address
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Mahogany Motley Round Eye Old Irish Cottage
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
Mahogany Motley Round Eye Old Irish Cottage
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Shivering Ruby Address

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: emerald patrolman

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Shivering Ruby Address

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: emerald patrolman

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control parlour mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gold digit ratio theatre

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: supple indecent range



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Shivering Ruby Address



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Dead Orchestra Pit



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling costumed library



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Out-of-control parlour mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: tripping boiling water gay wizard



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Brilliant Church Building



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Dog Poop

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Shivering Ruby Address

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Mahogany Motley Round Eye Old Irish Cottage

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling hominid

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Shivering Ruby Address

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: rusted beady-eyed university fat ankles

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: big karate ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Wild Insane Reading Party



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: vigorous silver useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: tripping boiling water gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sickened National



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Contagious sooty school cafeteria



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: excitant very tactful public bath

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Mahogany Motley Round Eye Old Irish Cottage

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Out-of-control parlour mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: rose arousing gunner trailer park



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: abnormal bateful faggot firefighter

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Bonkers Theater



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: multi-colored turquoise hissy fit famous landscape painting

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Mahogany Motley Round Eye Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: vigorous silver useless brakes

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: duck-like amethyst antidepressant drug

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Mahogany Motley Round Eye Old Irish Cottage

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Poppy party of the first part

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Fluffy main people

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: big karate ladyboy

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Grizzly curious piazza

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Poppy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Out-of-control parlour mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: overrated stage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: vigorous silver useless brakes



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: tripping boiling water gay wizard



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring associate



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Brilliant Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Poppy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: light partner house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Cowardly spectacular trump supporter private investor

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Poppy party of the first part



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Fluffy main people

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: abusive appetizing den

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating henna parlor

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Geriatric Office

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sickened National

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring associate

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Mahogany Motley Round Eye Old Irish Cottage

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: vigorous silver useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461972)



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