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pea-brained shaky state
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
wild mahogany theater
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Cr
Fluffy fragrant hospital legend
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Aromatic bat-shit-crazy kitchen clown
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balding stag film tank
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razzle-dazzle nudist pit
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
diverse chapel
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
marvelous indian lodge french chef
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
diverse chapel
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marvelous indian lodge french chef
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
brass thriller box office
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
marvelous indian lodge french chef
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
brass thriller box office
  05/05/25
180
marvelous indian lodge french chef
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
orchid therapy
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
sable whorehouse
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amethyst titillating area nibblets
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
godawful talented heaven mad cow disease
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
dashing pistol site
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
godawful talented heaven mad cow disease
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
balding stag film tank
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
blue theatre
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Grizzly Gas Station
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
sable whorehouse
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Motley Gaped Plaza Foreskin
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Aromatic bat-shit-crazy kitchen clown
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
dashing pistol site
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pea-brained shaky state
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
dashing pistol site
  05/09/25
1800000
pea-brained shaky state
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dashing pistol site
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
hairraiser international law enforcement agency
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
ivory stage toilet seat
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Laughsome alpha
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
balding stag film tank
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
razzle-dazzle nudist pit
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
hairraiser international law enforcement agency
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
hairraiser international law enforcement agency
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pea-brained shaky state
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hairraiser international law enforcement agency
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
passionate nighttime piazza stock car
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Maroon roast beef locus
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Galvanic Resort
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: pea-brained shaky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: wild mahogany theater

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Fluffy fragrant hospital legend

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Aromatic bat-shit-crazy kitchen clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: balding stag film tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nudist pit



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: diverse chapel

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge french chef

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: diverse chapel

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: brass thriller box office

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge french chef

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: brass thriller box office

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: orchid therapy

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: sable whorehouse

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: amethyst titillating area nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: godawful talented heaven mad cow disease

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: dashing pistol site

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: godawful talented heaven mad cow disease

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: balding stag film tank

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: blue theatre

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Grizzly Gas Station

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: sable whorehouse

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Motley Gaped Plaza Foreskin

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Aromatic bat-shit-crazy kitchen clown

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: dashing pistol site

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: pea-brained shaky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: dashing pistol site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: pea-brained shaky state

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: dashing pistol site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: ivory stage toilet seat

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Laughsome alpha

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: balding stag film tank

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nudist pit

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: pea-brained shaky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: passionate nighttime piazza stock car

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Maroon roast beef locus

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)