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Shocking YouTube - i investigated Utah's deadly soda addiction

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day ever...
Aromatic Sepia Halford State
  05/19/25
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Massive Locale Regret
  05/20/25
They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.
sick hunting ground
  05/20/25
Thought they can’t have caffeine
mustard electric furnace
  05/20/25
They don't prohibit caffeine.
Amethyst Den
  05/20/25
I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet...
Milky Electric University Jewess
  05/20/25
they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmu...
Fantasy-prone transparent potus
  05/20/25
its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine dr...
Aromatic Sepia Halford State
  05/20/25
Disgusting
mind-boggling lime plaza
  05/20/25
it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks&rdq...
Chocolate garrison dragon
  05/20/25
Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft d...
Amethyst Den
  05/20/25
what about iced tea and coffee?
brilliant abnormal sound barrier police squad
  05/20/25
considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so ...
Fantasy-prone transparent potus
  05/20/25
its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's...
Silver Tanning Salon
  05/20/25
that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ou...
Aromatic Sepia Halford State
  05/20/25
they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest o...
Silver Tanning Salon
  05/20/25
the mormon wife in gdp
Hairraiser Theatre Clown
  05/20/25
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Aromatic Sepia Halford State
  05/21/25


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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Aromatic Sepia Halford State

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day every day. A bunch of cute chicks, most of these people aren't fat. wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946201)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Massive Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946246)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: sick hunting ground

They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946255)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: mustard electric furnace

Thought they can’t have caffeine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946258)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Amethyst Den

They don't prohibit caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946277)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Milky Electric University Jewess

I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet sprite meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947465)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone transparent potus

they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmud declares that tea and coffee are hot drinks even if served cold bc they were both originally designed to be served hot, and icing them is just some sinful way of trying to trick your way around god's will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947594)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Aromatic Sepia Halford State

its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948859)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling lime plaza

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946504)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Chocolate garrison dragon

it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks” or some shit like that (e.g., coffee and tea), so the Mormons get caffeine from other sources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946508)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Den

Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft drinks are the substitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: brilliant abnormal sound barrier police squad

what about iced tea and coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947471)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone transparent potus

considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so they're considered hot drinks still

(edit that being said, herbal teas are in a gray area, where some leaders say it's okay because they're not /technically/ tea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Silver Tanning Salon

its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's addictions. i say leave them alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947570)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Sepia Halford State

that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ounces of "sugar free cola" a day. That's two gallons. How is he not pissing literally all day?

Also Ive never heard of these fast food chain "soda" places either - dont have them near me IIRC. In Utah they have lines of cars waiting in line for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948866)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Silver Tanning Salon

they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest of america has lines for chicken nuggets so its basically the same thing. the pissing thing is obviously solved by keeping the cup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948950)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Theatre Clown

the mormon wife in gdp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948864)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Sepia Halford State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48950863)