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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Saffron Locale Ceo
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Razzmatazz mentally impaired theater stage fortuitous meteor
  05/20/25
Never played it
Saffron Locale Ceo
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
soul-stirring patrolman
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Saffron Locale Ceo
  05/20/25
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Odious gold rehab
  10/24/25
wario land
Trip Free-loading Office
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Saffron Locale Ceo
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
At-the-ready Brindle Codepig Spot
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Saffron Locale Ceo
  05/20/25
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Odious gold rehab
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Bat shit crazy yarmulke
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Saffron Locale Ceo
  10/23/25
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Odious gold rehab
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
carnelian comical set
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Odious gold rehab
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
razzle-dazzle boistinker
  10/23/25
Jesus
Razzmatazz mentally impaired theater stage fortuitous meteor
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Odious gold rehab
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Narrow-minded institution lettuce
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Narrow-minded institution lettuce
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Razzmatazz mentally impaired theater stage fortuitous meteor
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Narrow-minded institution lettuce
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Odious gold rehab
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https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
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  10/25/25
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Saffron Locale Ceo

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mentally impaired theater stage fortuitous meteor

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Saffron Locale Ceo

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring patrolman

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Saffron Locale Ceo

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Odious gold rehab



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Trip Free-loading Office

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Saffron Locale Ceo

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready Brindle Codepig Spot

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Saffron Locale Ceo

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Odious gold rehab



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy yarmulke

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Saffron Locale Ceo

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Odious gold rehab



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: carnelian comical set

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Odious gold rehab



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle boistinker

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mentally impaired theater stage fortuitous meteor

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Odious gold rehab



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded institution lettuce

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded institution lettuce

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mentally impaired theater stage fortuitous meteor

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded institution lettuce

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Odious gold rehab



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded institution lettuce

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Odious gold rehab

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Saffron Locale Ceo



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Odious gold rehab



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