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How do I fuck Scumbagettes

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Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
dont be mean to their dog
Gold tanning salon pervert
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pea-brained jet persian
  05/30/25
To be fair, IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?
Scarlet Ape
  05/30/25
the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type
deranged digit ratio
  05/27/25
Lower east side of what? Brussels?
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery
deranged digit ratio
  05/27/25
Scumbags can't afford to live there.
amber area
  05/27/25
That’s cope.
Bronze mentally impaired piazza bbw
  05/27/25
Cope over what?
amber area
  05/27/25
No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy....
Bronze mentally impaired piazza bbw
  05/27/25
I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing ...
deranged digit ratio
  05/27/25
those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear...
amber area
  05/27/25
u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her fema...
deranged digit ratio
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
guy from 2002
Vibrant Site Tank
  05/28/25
Ludlow Street, ywia https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/...
deranged digit ratio
  05/28/25
a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette
Vibrant Site Tank
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amber area
  05/28/25
you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbo...
Adventurous Chocolate Nursing Home
  05/27/25
you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach
Hyperactive half-breed foreskin
  05/27/25
I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phe...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question
Hyperactive half-breed foreskin
  05/27/25
Shut up queer.
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year
Hyperactive half-breed foreskin
  05/27/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod
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That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your l...
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  05/27/25
take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.
stirring drab messiness
  05/27/25
Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? ...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene bu...
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Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there
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  05/27/25
Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who...
Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  05/27/25
But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette ...
Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  05/27/25
But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate ...
Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  05/27/25
You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restriction...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked...
Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  05/27/25
great subthread
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Adventurous Chocolate Nursing Home
  05/28/25
It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a ...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year....
Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  05/27/25
why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
Because he can handle her at her worst.
Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  05/27/25
What is “her worst?” Discuss.
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/28/25
mentally ill drug addict.
Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  05/29/25
shoot yourself in the thigh
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  05/27/25
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An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools...
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Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
you have to not be jewish
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  05/27/25
Im Sephardic soooooooo
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/27/25
this forum is so fucking creepy and gross
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  05/27/25
Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao
angry garrison death wish
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pea-brained jet persian
  05/30/25
This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn...
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  05/27/25
upvoted
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  05/27/25
slam dunk poast
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I want to fuck Scum though
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Gently
Bat-shit-crazy temple
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move to Jersey
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Im already in Alabama
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  05/27/25
fat trailerpark scumbagettes
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Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
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Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Whi...
Topaz Regret Public Bath
  05/28/25
They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/28/25
You don't have any Experience here, Champ.
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Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/29/25
cringe
rough-skinned rusted pozpig
  05/29/25
you're the one who doesn't even get laid
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Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare che...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/30/25
stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.
amber area
  05/30/25
Stop talking about yourself.
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/30/25
this.
laughsome zippy son of senegal
  05/30/25
That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.
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  05/30/25
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  05/30/25
He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the o...
Crimson chapel dopamine
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Tatted chick is super hot
Orange Party Of The First Part Windowlicker
  05/30/25
do you have alpha scumbag energy?
Beady-eyed Casino
  05/30/25
Yes imo
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/30/25
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Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt
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You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the r...
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  05/30/25
Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but th...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/30/25
so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and ...
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Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/30/25
yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex wit...
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How do I get Pure cocaine
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/30/25
from scumbags then you test it
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Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away fr...
Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete
  05/30/25
with money
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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964633)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Gold tanning salon pervert

dont be mean

to their dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965383)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: pea-brained jet persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972909)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Scarlet Ape

To be fair,

IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975309)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio

the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964639)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Lower east side of what? Brussels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964640)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio

NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964642)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: amber area

Scumbags can't afford to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964671)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Bronze mentally impaired piazza bbw

That’s cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964674)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: amber area

Cope over what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964676)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Bronze mentally impaired piazza bbw

No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy. You’re great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964688)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio

I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing these type boots:

https://anndemeulemeester.com/en-us/collections/boots/products/2102-w-c03-390-099-alec-ankle-boots?_pos=13&_fid=385075853&_ss=c%3Fvariant%3D39693438746784

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964687)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: amber area

those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear Ugg boots or fashion that was out of style a decade ago and they live in exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964702)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio

u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her female partner back home waiting for u to do the needful for both of them--fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964714)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964764)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964765)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Vibrant Site Tank

guy from 2002

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966962)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio

Ludlow Street, ywia

https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/video/7242738152064978218

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966976)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Vibrant Site Tank

a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967033)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: amber area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967038)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Adventurous Chocolate Nursing Home

you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbound and down? like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964643)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Hyperactive half-breed foreskin

you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964647)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phenotype afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964652)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive half-breed foreskin

if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964872)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Shut up queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965337)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive half-breed foreskin

giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965374)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: vigorous whorehouse

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965465)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: amber area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965475)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48969224)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Topaz Regret Public Bath



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Bronze mentally impaired piazza bbw

That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your lane, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964648)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964655)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: angry garrison death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965386)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: sinister cracking cuckold



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: duck-like self-centered voyeur school



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: translucent mewling church building tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7sevenout7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964682)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: stirring drab messiness

take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964834)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? Im 5’10. How else can I prove my virility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964954)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: stirring drab messiness

you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene but in my day that meant baggy jeans, white tees, close crop or buzzed hair. also, drop your college accent. proper english has no place in a bar playing Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964977)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965341)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Low-t yellow address



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Onyx locale toilet seat



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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Passionate spruce factory reset button bawdyhouse



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: garnet electric shrine useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48974080)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: frum contagious sandwich resort

Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964852)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt

Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who was a slutty pothead and is now a single mom with teenage kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964877)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964952)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt

take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette social network. all the girls hang out with each other, do blow and fuck each other's boyfriends/husbands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964990)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7 small iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965099)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt

they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate and just want attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965106)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restrictions with hot Scumbaguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965235)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt

Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked scumbags, got knocked up and abandoned. They are in no position to demand big dicked man. Similarly there are no height and hairline restrictions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965964)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Dashing hall antidepressant drug

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965989)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Chocolate Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967804)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966108)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt

Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year. We’re talking early age coke habit, tatted up, had a kid out of wedlock in her early 20s, several stints of in patient rehab, bleach blonde hair and orange fake tan works as a receptionist in a salon type of bitch.

He was a national honor society, marching band nerd in HS. Completely bald, 5’9” and very average sized dick. She feels like she hit the lottery with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966120)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966185)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt

Because he can handle her at her worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966231)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

What is “her worst?” Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967813)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt

mentally ill drug addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48971547)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned rusted pozpig

shoot yourself in the thigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48964993)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Talented Avocado National Fat Ankles

Summon spritezero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965097)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: curious magical set halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966970)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: duck-like self-centered voyeur school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48968870)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Cerebral transparent forum degenerate

An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965128)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965239)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: laughsome zippy son of senegal

you have to not be jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965348)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Im Sephardic soooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965415)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: rough-skinned rusted pozpig

this forum is so fucking creepy and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48965670)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: angry garrison death wish

Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966017)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: pea-brained jet persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972910)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: bearded hospital

This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn’t get laid). Just a cheap attempt to indoctrinate us with clique theory. Nice try champ but not falling for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966021)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Silver Trailer Park Pistol

upvoted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966039)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Bronze mentally impaired piazza bbw

slam dunk poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966071)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

I want to fuck Scum though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966123)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: massive disgusting wrinkle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy temple

Gently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966025)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Stimulating home community account

move to Jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966066)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Im already in Alabama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966186)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Passionate spruce factory reset button bawdyhouse

fat trailerpark scumbagettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967032)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48966253)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Topaz Regret Public Bath

Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Which is to say you have No Chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967044)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967093)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Topaz Regret Public Bath

You don't have any Experience here, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48967987)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of Scumbaguettes running their mouths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48968405)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48969139)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

How to Seduce a Scumbaguette

A Field Manual for the Battle-Damaged and Cunning

They are not angels. They are not women in the classical sense. They are not nice. They are the women who scream at waiters, wear puffer jackets in the club, call their mothers “bitch,” and never once in their lives have reflected. They are the Scumbag Clique. And you want one.

Good. You are a man of taste and war.

They have tattoos with meanings they can’t explain. They use phrases like “my truth” and “deadass” with the sincerity of a priest offering the host. They vape watermelon poison and think astrology is real. They mock The Iliad but cry over TikToks. They are Scumbaguettes. They are emotionally bankrupt, morally stunted, and sexually omnivorous. If you bring a flower, they will laugh. If you bring ketamine, they will follow.

To seduce them, you must amputate your dignity at the shoulder.

RULE ONE: NO LOSERY PHRASES

Do not say “the former” or “the latter.” Do not say “as it were,” “I posit,” or “to wit.” These are sounds that do not penetrate their ears. They interpret these noises as threats or attempts to shame them for their GEDs. They are immune to structure. They consider syntax fascist. If you use commas properly, they assume you're a virgin.

Speak in raw nouns. Grunt when possible. Talk like an unmedicated YouTuber:

“This slaps.”

“I’m off a bean.”

“Let’s spin the block.”

“He’s cooked.”

Say things that sound like violence or sex or money. No abstractions. They fear abstraction.

RULE TWO: NEVER BE “SAFE”

They want chaos. They want tension. They want the bartender to ask you to leave. If you ask what they “do for work,” you have already lost. They hate their jobs and see your question as small talk—which to them is violence. If you want to win, lean close and say something foul. Not cruel—foul. Something that could get you banned from HR. Something that makes her laugh because it breaks the furniture of her soul.

The average Scumbaguette has been chased out of five cities and two group chats. You are not going to impress her with good credit. You impress her by being a spectacle. Be dangerous, or be forgotten.

RULE THREE: BE THE DEVIL, NOT THE DAD

Do not correct her. Do not educate her. Do not show her the right way to do anything. You are not her father. Her father is either in prison or her phone contacts under “do not answer.” If you say, “Actually, it’s pronounced…” she will ghost you mid-date.

Instead, encourage her worst impulses. If she says she keyed her ex’s car, say, “Hell yeah.” If she says she hasn’t paid taxes in six years, say, “As you should.” You are the demon on her shoulder, not the angel.

RULE FOUR: DRESS LIKE YOU JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE WOODS

They don’t want clean men. They want feral men. They want mullets, chipped nails, coats that smell like gasoline. You must look like you either just won a bar fight or are about to start one. She must not know whether you are on parole or on tour. If you own a Patagonia fleece, burn it now.

RULE FIVE: NEVER APOLOGIZE

She might bait you into it. She might accuse you of being “problematic” for liking Kubrick or saying “chick.” You must not flinch. If you show guilt, she will smell it like a dying animal. She will circle you, destroy you, screenshot you. But if you say, “Yeah, and?”—she will fold like a beach chair.

They are addicted to conflict but hate winning it. She wants to rage at a man who will not move. You are that man. Smile as she yells. Order another drink. Light a cigarette indoors.

RULE SIX: WALK AWAY FIRST

You must always leave. Do not linger. Do not ask what she’s doing later. Do not seek her approval. Once she is semi-laughing and calling you “insane,” you vanish. No goodbyes. Just say “bet” and leave like you have crimes to commit.

She will text. It might take hours. It might take days. She will say something chaotic and cold. Respond once. Something like:

“Newports?”

“U up?”

“Pull up.”

She’ll come. She always comes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972122)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972141)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972142)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972143)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned rusted pozpig

cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972147)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

you're the one who doesn't even get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972188)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: domesticated red kitty cat rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972688)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Orange Party Of The First Part Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972912)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Crimson chapel dopamine

Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar starting after work on local payday. Wear sports insignia stuff including baseball cap. Flash some cash. Lie your ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972683)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare checks” hit? This occurs at a specific time of the month iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48972900)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: amber area

stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973080)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Stop talking about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973355)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: laughsome zippy son of senegal

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973863)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Crimson chapel dopamine

That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48974037)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Vibrant Site Tank

https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973137)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: duck-like self-centered voyeur school

dear god, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973791)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Crimson chapel dopamine

He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the only one who gets to fuck my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48974834)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Orange Party Of The First Part Windowlicker

Tatted chick is super hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48974047)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Casino

do you have alpha scumbag energy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973375)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Yes imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973500)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Awkward Magenta People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48973981)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bipolar step-uncle's house dingle berry

You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the resident expert on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: charcoal base

how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer is drugs, it always was drugs, and it always will be drugs, have drugs dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975049)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but the kind who didn't go to college or know what OCI is. But it's the same fundamental problem that Scumbaguettes introduce. It's like trying to get with a Nurse or something. They hate Losery Doctors with high GPAs and liberal artists are kind of just Worse and much Poorer than Doctors.

Fundamentally I'm just tired of idiot Loser Women and their "thoughts" and am drawn to Women with No Thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: charcoal base

so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and your problem is solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975099)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The Same. I'm not going to go around Killing Hot Girls and myself unless it's after I get laid. Usually I do coke before sex iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975103)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: charcoal base

yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975272)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

How do I get Pure cocaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975294)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: charcoal base

from scumbags then you test it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975302)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Puce Codepig Keepsake Machete

Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975306)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: charcoal base

with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2#48975307)