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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Cerise Mind-boggling Azn
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Gold Bateful Goyim Plaza
  05/27/25
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Cerise Mind-boggling Azn
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
Excitant stage
  05/27/25
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Cerise Mind-boggling Azn
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
godawful heady nursing home associate
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
bistre titillating cuckoldry
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
infuriating bespoke lodge rigor
  05/27/25
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Elite parlour
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
aromatic carnelian point laser beams
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Cerise Mind-boggling Azn
  05/28/25
jfc
bossy pungent dingle berry
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
Glittery heaven
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Cerise Mind-boggling Azn

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Gold Bateful Goyim Plaza

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cerise Mind-boggling Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Excitant stage

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cerise Mind-boggling Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: godawful heady nursing home associate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: bistre titillating cuckoldry

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: infuriating bespoke lodge rigor

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Elite parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966256)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: aromatic carnelian point laser beams

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Cerise Mind-boggling Azn

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: bossy pungent dingle berry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: Glittery heaven

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966805)