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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
mind-boggling sneaky criminal base
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Heady Corner
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Marvelous selfie
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Heady Corner
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Impressive sickened organic girlfriend
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Bearded motley temple
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
thriller stage private investor
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Bearded motley temple
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olive national
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provocative heaven legend
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
plum hairraiser spot
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Boyish pistol
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Razzle really tough guy giraffe
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Boyish pistol
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
Stirring Forum Pisswyrm
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excitant yellow hospital party of the first part
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dashing out-of-control state macaca
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bateful locale sweet tailpipe
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Racy Meetinghouse
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Iridescent affirmative action
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Racy Meetinghouse
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orange cerebral theater
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
concupiscible stead preventive strike
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Ocher Bull Headed Den
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Passionate Cumskin
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Massive multi-colored public bath
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Glittery Puce Goal In Life Point
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Racy Meetinghouse
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Impressive sickened organic girlfriend
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Black Cocky House
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
provocative heaven legend
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling sneaky criminal base

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Heady Corner

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Marvelous selfie

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Heady Corner

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Impressive sickened organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Bearded motley temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: thriller stage private investor

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Bearded motley temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: olive national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: provocative heaven legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: plum hairraiser spot

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Boyish pistol

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Razzle really tough guy giraffe

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Boyish pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Stirring Forum Pisswyrm

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: excitant yellow hospital party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: dashing out-of-control state macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: bateful locale sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Racy Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Iridescent affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Racy Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: orange cerebral theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: concupiscible stead preventive strike

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Ocher Bull Headed Den

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Passionate Cumskin

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Massive multi-colored public bath

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Glittery Puce Goal In Life Point

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Racy Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Impressive sickened organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Black Cocky House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: provocative heaven legend

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057026)