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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
ruddy dead theater stage
  06/30/25
wow lol
big bat-shit-crazy milk
  06/30/25
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Honey-headed aphrodisiac space
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
big bat-shit-crazy milk
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
ruddy dead theater stage
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
citrine filthy cumskin idea he suggested
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
ruddy dead theater stage
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
insane narrow-minded persian
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
flickering box office friendly grandma
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
big bat-shit-crazy milk
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
house-broken preventive strike university
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
ruddy dead theater stage
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
flickering box office friendly grandma
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Salmon charismatic stain whorehouse
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
big bat-shit-crazy milk
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
ruddy dead theater stage
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
vibrant amethyst goal in life set
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Clear hideous den son of senegal
  06/30/25
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Splenetic magenta private investor party of the first part
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Soul-stirring Obsidian Rehab Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
...
ruddy dead theater stage
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
emerald international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Contagious plaza
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Charcoal arousing macaca roommate
  06/30/25
...
house-broken preventive strike university
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Salmon charismatic stain whorehouse
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
bateful massive point rigpig
  07/01/25
...
Contagious plaza
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Sticky Swashbuckling Market Wrinkle
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Aromatic Garrison
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Drunken corner
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
curious filthpig
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Hilarious hell
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Motley Public Bath Affirmative Action
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: ruddy dead theater stage

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: big bat-shit-crazy milk

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Honey-headed aphrodisiac space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: big bat-shit-crazy milk

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: ruddy dead theater stage

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: citrine filthy cumskin idea he suggested

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: ruddy dead theater stage

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: insane narrow-minded persian

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: flickering box office friendly grandma

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: big bat-shit-crazy milk

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: house-broken preventive strike university

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: ruddy dead theater stage

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: flickering box office friendly grandma

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Salmon charismatic stain whorehouse

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: big bat-shit-crazy milk

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: ruddy dead theater stage

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: vibrant amethyst goal in life set

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Clear hideous den son of senegal

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Splenetic magenta private investor party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Obsidian Rehab Personal Credit Line

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: ruddy dead theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: emerald international law enforcement agency

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Contagious plaza

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Charcoal arousing macaca roommate

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: house-broken preventive strike university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Salmon charismatic stain whorehouse

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: bateful massive point rigpig

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Contagious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Sticky Swashbuckling Market Wrinkle

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Aromatic Garrison

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Drunken corner

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: curious filthpig

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Hilarious hell

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Motley Public Bath Affirmative Action

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)