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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?

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Amethyst Sick Plaza
  07/28/25
(SEATTLE TIMES)
godawful locus kitty cat
  07/28/25
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spectacular coldplay fan university
  07/28/25
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godawful locus kitty cat
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godawful locus kitty cat
  07/28/25
voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsio...
Odious saffron library
  07/28/25
and they figured all that out back then? BS
rough-skinned sex offender fanboi
  07/28/25
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Stirring opaque macaca
  07/28/25
Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds
spectacular coldplay fan university
  07/28/25
Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.
Jade set turdskin
  07/28/25
we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it...
Transparent generalized bond office
  07/28/25
No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leade...
Jade set turdskin
  07/28/25
Montage of people happily drinking milk
aromatic kitchen
  07/28/25
Piles of shoes
Amethyst Sick Plaza
  07/28/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: Amethyst Sick Plaza



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: godawful locus kitty cat
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NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'

A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."

The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely."

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: spectacular coldplay fan university

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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: godawful locus kitty cat



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: godawful locus kitty cat



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Odious saffron library

voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.

the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: rough-skinned sex offender fanboi

and they figured all that out back then? BS

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Stirring opaque macaca



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: spectacular coldplay fan university

Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: Jade set turdskin

Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: Transparent generalized bond office

we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Jade set turdskin

No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside?

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: aromatic kitchen

Montage of people happily drinking milk

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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Amethyst Sick Plaza

Piles of shoes

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