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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
purple confused indirect expression gunner
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
curious range
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Mind-boggling poppy market
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
learning disabled regret
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
scarlet locus
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
bonkers national
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
excitant base
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
curious range
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
purple confused indirect expression gunner
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
transparent soggy senate
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Heady point
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
purple confused indirect expression gunner
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
yapping space ladyboy
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
purple confused indirect expression gunner
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
self-centered pontificating garrison faggotry
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
purple confused indirect expression gunner
  08/29/25
no
self-centered pontificating garrison faggotry
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Carmine hairless dilemma
  08/29/25
...
self-centered pontificating garrison faggotry
  08/28/25
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Carmine hairless dilemma
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
self-absorbed drab therapy chapel
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Nubile mahogany mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
exhilarant area dingle berry
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Nubile mahogany mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
titillating location patrolman
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Very tactful center boistinker
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Mind-boggling poppy market
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
purple confused indirect expression gunner
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Mind-boggling poppy market
  08/28/25
wow
bonkers national
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
grizzly famous landscape painting
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
beady-eyed pearly stage potus
  08/29/25
...
purple confused indirect expression gunner
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
purple confused indirect expression gunner
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
sooty odious corner useless brakes
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
razzle-dazzle maroon heaven newt
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Golf Wigger
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: purple confused indirect expression gunner

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: curious range

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling poppy market

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: learning disabled regret

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: scarlet locus

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: bonkers national

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: excitant base

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: curious range

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: purple confused indirect expression gunner

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: transparent soggy senate

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Heady point

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: purple confused indirect expression gunner

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: yapping space ladyboy

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: purple confused indirect expression gunner

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: self-centered pontificating garrison faggotry

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: purple confused indirect expression gunner

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: self-centered pontificating garrison faggotry

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Carmine hairless dilemma

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: self-centered pontificating garrison faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Carmine hairless dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: self-absorbed drab therapy chapel

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Nubile mahogany mad-dog skullcap

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant area dingle berry

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Nubile mahogany mad-dog skullcap

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: titillating location patrolman

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Very tactful center boistinker

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling poppy market

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: purple confused indirect expression gunner

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling poppy market

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: bonkers national

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: grizzly famous landscape painting

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed pearly stage potus

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: purple confused indirect expression gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: purple confused indirect expression gunner

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: sooty odious corner useless brakes

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle maroon heaven newt

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102080)