Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up.
Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM Author: medicated gay wizard
well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them.
Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM Author: medicated gay wizard
i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here
Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer.
Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM Author: Ungodly thriller stain
Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars
Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.
Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.
Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.
Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.
The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.
Date: October 21st, 2025 11:20 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
It's my former residence, built a bigger home.
Those glitter spics that left the jewelry - I mailed it and it was delivered yesterday, no acknowledgment that they even received it and of course they haven't reimbursed my shipping expense. I think I will give them a couple more days then hit em with DAT ONE STAR
Date: October 19th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. It's too much work to scale this to have more properties and at that point I'd need to hire cleaners and I'd be at risk of a downturn, etc. Right now I wfh right next to it and I just pop over at check out to clean for the next guest, usually take lunch after that, then get back to poasting or billing. No easter eggs, suggestions?
Date: October 20th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: at-the-ready gas station crotch
The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mountain National Forest, at Stratton, or pretty much wherever you want. It features a renovated kitchen, four big bedrooms, and two livings room. You'll be glad to stay here and see what unfolds.
Now how much is the house worth and how much are the property taxes? You probably aren't getting a better rate of return than just selling the house and investing the money. You should be collecting 15-20% of the value of the home each year to make this bullshit worth it.
Date: November 24th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favorite. I have 22 5-star reviews. One faggot rated me 4 stars and gave me a "2" for communication, despite the fact he never once contacted me or anything. The fuck was he expecting? My stats show I always respond within an hour.
Date: November 24th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Umber hall
how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i thought i saw some airbnb types bitching about superhosts not appearing as promenently in search results or smth like that?
Date: November 28th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeking area in my house and I went over there and the house was cluttered with their shit. So I texted and it's a WGWBG couple and the guy said his mom "thought check out was at 1" and she just arrived at their house for breakfast. I have another guest checking in at 3, if this nig isn't packed up (LJL at them running on time) I'm just gonna bag her shit up and let her come grab it. When is check out ever at 1 anywhere?
Date: November 28th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the complimentary water/tea bottles from the fridge and also the aveeno body wash; they LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN (granted it was like the drink door and not the full size door but it still allowed warm air into the entire fridge). I mean what the fuck. Are these niggas living in some apartment with the old school big ass white fridge, was this too complicated?
Date: December 11th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of the night "What are the nearby attractions?"
bitch use google bloody benchod. Why do Indian ppl always waste time and ask a million retarded questions? They are a bunch of retarded fucking monkeys and animals have no concept of time or respecting your time. This is why I refuse to take Indian clients for legal matters.
Date: December 14th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt buddy check out and there's fucking dog hair everywhere. not sure what (if anything) i can do about this, they're gonna lie and say it's a service animal cause these childless loser freaks treat their dumbass dog as a surrogate child and take it everywhere with them. i think i can only revise my rules to say no unattended dogs. for the present one i may leave a 1 star review and say i'm highly allergic to dog dander and a head's up would have been appreciated that they were bringing dogs when the listing specifically says no dogs. not only that i have literally 1 rule (lock the door when leaving) and they failed to do that. dumbass fucktarded nigger and cumskin "(mentally) disabled veteran"
Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: laughsome coiffed queen of the night shrine
never understood this
you work your entire life away and sit on your balls for 20 years to avoid proles, inviting them into your house as you wait on them hand & foot seems insane.
Date: December 14th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
Can't sell it without a property division and granting an easement (which would massively decreased the sales price compared to value). It's tucked into a property with acreage that has other things on it.
Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that big of a deal and i dont wanna give up all my profit to pay some illegal beaner that's gonna do a half assed job when i can just do it myself.
Date: December 14th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: wonderful green casino immigrant
nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any patience for any of the stuff you're mentioning. i would just want to cater to young bachelorette parties or college cheerleaders or traveling nurses. i'd be a total gentleman and nice host but just saying those are the guests i would want to interact with
Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including Christmas and NYE. A single guest is checking in for 3 nights. Seems a bit odd, hope he doesn't kill himself over Christmas. Should I invite him over to my place?
Date: July 9th, 2026 8:57 AM Author: wonderful green casino immigrant
brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised this is working out as well as it seems to be. otoh i have friends with an airbnb beach house and it's been very profitable for them - thing is, they dodge some of the unfavorable renters by virtue of the high price
Date: July 9th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: medicated gay wizard
Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no teens where I live, and overall it’s just families or people in town for sports or weddings or what have you. It’s a relatively affluent suburb. It’s not really worth the effort based on my lawyer hourly rate but it’s good to diversify and have a second income stream and I’ve got my kids doing most of the cleaning now and I pay em like $25 each
have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house rules' book letting people know the cleaning lady is a guatemalan 'immigrant' ? might increase your tips
Date: July 9th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: medicated gay wizard
I don’t have a house rules book and the only “rule” listed in the app is please lock the door after check out and half these retards cant even do that. People that make a binder of bullshit are deluding themselves nobody reads all that
Date: July 9th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: medicated gay wizard
Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too old to share a bed? Airbnb seems more expensive and more hassle than hotels these days and only seems worth it if you need extra space.
traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in paris and barcelona were price competitive with any decent hotel and we get a lot more space / option to do simple meals if we want.
we will use a marriot in madrid when we drop off the kid at the music school, then another airbnb for us in palma
Date: July 16th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: medicated gay wizard
Airbnb emailed me quarterly insights and I am in the top 10% of earners. I've made about $10k in the past 3 months so either these stats are all flame or Airbnb is an extremely poor choice for a business. I am doing this just because I have an extra house that is on acreage so it's really this or let it sit empty or repurpose it into something else. So far an income stream of about $30-40k per year is not bad and I am overall satisfied with the decision but I can't imagine people that have a whole bunch of properties and after taxes and cleaning and whatnot there's no way they are making much profit.
Date: July 16th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Lake submissive feces
could you retrofit it slightly and rent it to an artist during business hours, so no overnight but instead, just peace and serenity so they may do their art?
Date: November 1st, 2026 8:32 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball
I have some family visiting so I cancelled 8 reseverations (some more than a month out) and got KIKED hard by airbnb. I didn't realize if a host cancels on you they reimburse a percent? So I will have $1,500 deducted from future payouts which will translate to about a week of FREE LABOR on my end. I wonder if I just never relist it will airbnb have to eat that cost?
Date: November 1st, 2026 8:39 AM Author: AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code
complain to them, threaten to put it on VBRO or something. u must be a goy that u havent figured this out but airbnb definitely cares moar abt hosts than guests, ive used that shit so much sometimes 200 days a year and they never have even given me a 1% off coupon
Date: November 1st, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball
i think they're probably pocketing it but i dunno, i've never cancelled on someone before and i havent used it as a guest in years and i've never been cancelled on so who's to say. you can claim emergency and not lose the money, but i am not sure if it's worth creating fraudulent documents as a lawyer in order to save $1500. i may threaten to go vrbo or something else when the time comes to see if they'll reduce the amount
Date: November 1st, 2026 8:45 AM Author: AZNgirl giving AZNman fake Invite Code
they are just kiking u nigga, wtf wld they charge the host? when i rent with them its either non refundable or in some countries they have refundable until like day before or something
so wtf is airbnbs loss, the cancellation policy shld have been stated clearly . they prob kiked u caue u cancelled so many all at once