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Has anyone been to Catholic or Orthodox Confession and said some truly heinous s

shit, and what was it/the reaction?
drunken dysfunction really tough guy
  08/17/26
Probably not heinous heinous but yes
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/17/26
does/did the Priest ever react in a human way in being shock...
drunken dysfunction really tough guy
  08/17/26
a bit yeah but he was kinda a dork. i imagine others handle ...
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/17/26
how bad was your sin? were you denied communion if you do...
drunken dysfunction really tough guy
  08/17/26
just sex with women out of wedlock, jerking off and "di...
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/17/26
do you think it helped? I've been going to church but have n...
drunken dysfunction really tough guy
  08/17/26
why would you ever tell someone that
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/17/26
as penitence for sinning I guess? I'm not a strong religion-...
drunken dysfunction really tough guy
  08/17/26
brother have you heard of vatican 2? you can confess your si...
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/17/26
vatican 2 = One Weird Trick seems like Orthodoxy, doctrin...
drunken dysfunction really tough guy
  08/17/26
No the orthos pretend like they have the original faith but ...
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/17/26
way less development IMO
Soul-stirring property
  08/24/26
Yes dude of course
Misunderstood nursing home
  08/18/26
Bro dont listen to this weird little schizo homosexual queer...
floppy box office queen of the night
  08/18/26
Lmao
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/18/26
...
Anglo living on the Rez
  11/04/26
i should add after a few weeks i called him and left a VM as...
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/17/26
isn't he dropping the ball - I always thought that the worse...
drunken dysfunction really tough guy
  08/17/26
yes Priests are by and large Jokes. They will always let you...
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/17/26
He left the faith after he heard your confession.
multi-colored set
  08/18/26
...
beady-eyed den gaping
  08/18/26
"Holy shit, haha, I really like it here [in the confess...
puce talented fat ankles hospital
  08/17/26
do they take non-catholics?
razzle-dazzle frisky chapel french chef
  08/18/26
seinfeld already covered this like 30 years ago https://w...
Tan Alcoholic Preventive Strike Keepsake Machete
  08/18/26


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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction really tough guy

shit, and what was it/the reaction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074533)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

Probably not heinous heinous but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074534)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction really tough guy

does/did the Priest ever react in a human way in being shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074554)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

a bit yeah but he was kinda a dork. i imagine others handle it better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074555)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction really tough guy

how bad was your sin? were you denied communion

if you dont want to get into detail, give contours of what happened and more importantly, his reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074563)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

just sex with women out of wedlock, jerking off and "disrespecting" my parents. it was like 20 years worth of that to be fair to this guy, but still. he just got surprised and taken aback and then lectured me for a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074567)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction really tough guy

do you think it helped? I've been going to church but have never been to Confession and I'm afraid a Priest is going to tell me to confess things like cheating on my wife and to reveal things that get me fired from work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074575)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

why would you ever tell someone that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074578)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction really tough guy

as penitence for sinning I guess? I'm not a strong religion-mo but want to do better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074584)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

brother have you heard of vatican 2? you can confess your sins to Jimmy Buffet and never have to utter a word about your transgressions to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074587)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction really tough guy

vatican 2 = One Weird Trick

seems like Orthodoxy, doctrine-wise is superior?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074592)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

No the orthos pretend like they have the original faith but there's been plenty of development in their doctrine but you have to contend with this fake 'ancient faith' bunk. It's filled with LARP or Old World Women and not really worth it. This is my opinion and ymmv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074598)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring property

way less development IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50089525)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: Misunderstood nursing home

Yes dude of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50075046)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: floppy box office queen of the night

Bro dont listen to this weird little schizo homosexual queer, nothing you say to the priest will get you fired from work or have any real world consequences unless you say somwthing that puts people in imminent danger.

And no Vatican 2 doesnt say you dont need to confess before a priest.

And most seasoned priests have heard far worse than whatever you have done lol unless you go around raping and murdering kids. Many have no reaction at all

If it bothers you, find a traditional confession with a confessional booth to make it less personal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50075206)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50075207)



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Date: November 4th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Anglo living on the Rez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50232031)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

i should add after a few weeks i called him and left a VM asking what i should be doing next since it was my first confession, and he never called me back. so in retrospect it mightve been worse than i thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074576)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: drunken dysfunction really tough guy

isn't he dropping the ball - I always thought that the worse the sinner, the more invested these guys would be in trying to 'save' you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074590)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping

yes Priests are by and large Jokes. They will always let you down. They are not God or remotely close to God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074593)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: multi-colored set

He left the faith after he heard your confession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50075031)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed den gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50075197)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: puce talented fat ankles hospital

"Holy shit, haha, I really like it here [in the confessional booth]."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074535)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky chapel french chef

do they take non-catholics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50074919)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Tan Alcoholic Preventive Strike Keepsake Machete

seinfeld already covered this like 30 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lJClcXvXXQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894278&forum_id=2#50075196)