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What is the Scientific Reason Mormon chicks are so hot

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multi-colored doctorate foreskin
  10/05/26
Because you like thick inbred German girls
Hairraiser Legend
  10/05/26
double check the science here
multi-colored doctorate foreskin
  10/05/26
Let me insert in instruments in them for science like the us...
Hairraiser Legend
  10/05/26
just google the stats creep
multi-colored doctorate foreskin
  10/05/26
i think that Utah has an unusually strong English connection...
painfully honest lay
  10/06/26
they didn't bring in weird mud races until very recently
Excitant market
  10/05/26
That’s a prorr terr
Hairraiser Legend
  10/05/26
It’s because they’re one of the most racially pu...
wonderful chocolate public bath
  10/05/26
imgay
multi-colored doctorate foreskin
  10/05/26
no drinking/drugs/cigs helps them avoid looking beat up by t...
Sienna Razzle-dazzle Roommate Sanctuary
  10/05/26
oh I got this one. it's because they're descended from Freem...
Crystalline idiotic hospital dragon
  10/06/26
this really explains so much about their behavior.
know-it-all aromatic state
  10/06/26
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Crystalline idiotic hospital dragon
  10/06/26
they have a better diet and dont get as fat as other birdshi...
jade office
  10/06/26
They eat cookies and soda constantly
beta tattoo
  10/06/26
Never saw him eating a cookie
jade office
  10/06/26
Doesn’t polygamy help with ensuring better male genes ...
Vigorous carmine reading party mad cow disease
  10/06/26
In theory, but in practice, since not everyone's doing it an...
Obsidian resort depressive
  10/06/26
What about historically? Hundreds of years of selective bree...
Vigorous carmine reading party mad cow disease
  10/06/26
I mean it could be, or we could just accept the way more obv...
Obsidian resort depressive
  10/06/26
That’s an interesting take. The only Mormon women I re...
mentally impaired church building
  10/06/26
Mormons only did it for like 50 years
amber aphrodisiac site
  10/06/26
We'll need some convincing evidence for this claim
Fucking Fuckface
  10/06/26
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPyz2pQEibV/
beta tattoo
  10/06/26
I'd give her plenty of missionary work, alright. Claim check...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/06/26
I've seen some pretty ugly ones around here.
silver forum idiot
  10/06/26
Most are not that hot IRL, you just fetishize them.
amber aphrodisiac site
  10/06/26
No u
multi-colored doctorate foreskin
  10/06/26
i've been standing in a walmart parking lot and had two hot ...
Excitant market
  10/06/26
Wow
Adult Friendship Finder
  10/06/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fl9BhZNh
lilac tantric roast beef
  10/06/26
10-15% Danish helps. There were 18k Danes who came over to U...
Razzmatazz Tan Orchestra Pit
  10/06/26
interesting wrinkle
know-it-all aromatic state
  10/07/26
(Me examining some tight, hairless Mormanus)
lilac tantric roast beef
  10/07/26


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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: multi-colored doctorate foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173185)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser Legend

Because you like thick inbred German girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173186)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: multi-colored doctorate foreskin

double check the science here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173193)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Legend

Let me insert in instruments in them for science like the usc doctor and report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173196)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: multi-colored doctorate foreskin

just google the stats creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173198)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: painfully honest lay

i think that Utah has an unusually strong English connection, not German?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174156)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Excitant market

they didn't bring in weird mud races until very recently



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173188)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Legend

That’s a prorr terr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173191)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: wonderful chocolate public bath

It’s because they’re one of the most racially pure US subgroups that are from mostly Anglo Saxon stock. You see this in some other parts of the us like rural New England and some parts of the South. In other parts there has been so much racial cross contamination the features get softened and the proportions thrown. Only rarely are cross race mixes like German and Brazilian eugenic from a female beauty standpoint.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173393)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: multi-colored doctorate foreskin

imgay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173397)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Roommate Sanctuary

no drinking/drugs/cigs helps them avoid looking beat up by the time they are 22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173408)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Crystalline idiotic hospital dragon

oh I got this one. it's because they're descended from Freemasons; the lodge structure in Western New York was where Joseph Smith did most of his early recruiting. so everyone was pre-selected for being chummy and high self-esteem.

this was an era when 5% of people in that part of the country were masons so they weren't super elites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173627)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: know-it-all aromatic state

this really explains so much about their behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173630)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Crystalline idiotic hospital dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174409)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: jade office

they have a better diet and dont get as fat as other birdshits. the guys are also super furking gorgeous, i had a spanish teacher in HS who was a mormon and he was a stunning guy. mitt romney is also an amazing piece of man juice for his age, a stunning marvelous creation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173648)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:44 AM
Author: beta tattoo

They eat cookies and soda constantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173651)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: jade office

Never saw him eating a cookie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173663)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Vigorous carmine reading party mad cow disease

Doesn’t polygamy help with ensuring better male genes reproduce and filtering out low quality male genes? The most successful guys get the most wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173910)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Obsidian resort depressive

In theory, but in practice, since not everyone's doing it and it's just weird little sects, it's a bunch of inbred losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173923)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Vigorous carmine reading party mad cow disease

What about historically? Hundreds of years of selective breeding makes a difference. See Jews breeding for Talmudic reasoning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173924)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Obsidian resort depressive

I mean it could be, or we could just accept the way more obvious explanation that a religion that prioritizes traditional femininity and doesn't buy into stupid-bullshit excuses for obesity and instead sees it as an outward manifestation of sin (I knew a mormon girl who struggled with eating disorders for over a decade that left her wrecked psychologically, but she was HOT AS FUCK; looked like luna lovegood with big tits).

Mormons were not considered a particularly attractive race prior to the national obesity epidemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173934)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: mentally impaired church building

That’s an interesting take. The only Mormon women I remember pre-1990 or so were the Osmonds (particularly Marie) who was considered more “wholesome pretty” than “hot.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173954)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: amber aphrodisiac site

Mormons only did it for like 50 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173936)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

We'll need some convincing evidence for this claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173914)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: beta tattoo

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPyz2pQEibV/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174135)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'd give her plenty of missionary work, alright. Claim checks out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174201)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: silver forum idiot

I've seen some pretty ugly ones around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173922)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: amber aphrodisiac site

Most are not that hot IRL, you just fetishize them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173932)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: multi-colored doctorate foreskin

No u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173959)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Excitant market

i've been standing in a walmart parking lot and had two hot mormon girls pull up next to me and ask if i wanted to go to church.

they know what they are doing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174227)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Adult Friendship Finder

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174247)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: lilac tantric roast beef

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fl9BhZNh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174246)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Tan Orchestra Pit

10-15% Danish helps. There were 18k Danes who came over to Utah bc of a mass conversion pipeline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174282)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: know-it-all aromatic state

interesting wrinkle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50175617)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: lilac tantric roast beef

(Me examining some tight, hairless Mormanus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50175770)