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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
shimmering godawful tanning salon corn cake
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
Hilarious Flushed Theater Stage
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
Disrespectful Maniacal Casino
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
big cowardly box office
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
big cowardly box office
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
insane spot
  04/09/04
185.
insane spot
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
Violet Range Headpube
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
useless station
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
useless station
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
A+
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Sexy office personal credit line
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
Hateful mood potus
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Sexy office personal credit line
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Opaque antidepressant drug corner
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
snowy whorehouse halford
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
snowy whorehouse halford
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
Arousing Nighttime Azn
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
big cowardly box office
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
big cowardly box office
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
Disrespectful Maniacal Casino
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
Disrespectful Maniacal Casino
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Filthy travel guidebook principal's office
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Sexy office personal credit line
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
big cowardly box office
  04/09/04
...
Violet Range Headpube
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Khaki Fragrant Selfie
  03/07/07
pfft
Shivering fat ankles
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
heady masturbator
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
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  04/09/04
...
Sexy office personal credit line
  05/09/04
bump
Scarlet newt
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Sexy office personal credit line
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
Soul-stirring really tough guy temple
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
sooty theater
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
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  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
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  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
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Hateful mood potus
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
useless station
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
Hateful mood potus
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
useless station
  02/23/05
Bump
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  05/26/05
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In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
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  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
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  06/03/05
bump
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  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
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  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
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bump
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babump
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  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
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  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
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  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
Violet Range Headpube
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
soggy ceo school cafeteria
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Galvanic mewling meetinghouse
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
Doobsian circlehead
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
Violet Range Headpube
  06/18/06
bump
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  09/16/06
rebump
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  01/15/07
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  10/08/06
titcb
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  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
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This is my present situation.
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  11/09/06
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heady masturbator
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
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HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
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1st grade humor.
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titcr.
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  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: shimmering godawful tanning salon corn cake

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Hilarious Flushed Theater Stage

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Disrespectful Maniacal Casino

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: big cowardly box office

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: big cowardly box office

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: insane spot

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: insane spot

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: Violet Range Headpube

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: useless station

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: useless station

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Hateful mood potus

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)



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Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Opaque antidepressant drug corner

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: snowy whorehouse halford

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: snowy whorehouse halford

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Arousing Nighttime Azn

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: big cowardly box office

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: big cowardly box office

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Disrespectful Maniacal Casino

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Disrespectful Maniacal Casino

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Filthy travel guidebook principal's office

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired university hissy fit

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: big cowardly box office

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)



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Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: Violet Range Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Khaki Fragrant Selfie

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Shivering fat ankles

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: heady masturbator

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)



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Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: Scarlet newt

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring really tough guy temple

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: sooty theater

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)



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Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: emerald aphrodisiac pisswyrm filthpig

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Hateful mood potus

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Hateful mood potus

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: useless station

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Hateful mood potus

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: useless station

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)



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Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: electric disgusting roast beef space

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: crystalline flatulent community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: sadistic alpha pit

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: costumed chapel

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)



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Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: passionate puppy

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling area kitty

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Sexy office personal credit line

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)



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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: maize irradiated orchestra pit friendly grandma

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)



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Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Very Tactful Bbw

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)



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Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Bateful massive organic girlfriend site

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: heady masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: cerebral slippery bawdyhouse faggot firefighter

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)



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Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: Violet Range Headpube

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: soggy ceo school cafeteria

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Galvanic mewling meetinghouse

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Doobsian circlehead

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)



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Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: Violet Range Headpube

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)



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Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Contagious Step-uncle's House

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Khaki Fragrant Selfie

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: crystalline flatulent community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: Violet Range Headpube

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Flirting new version toaster

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz sweet tailpipe

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: heady masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Flirting new version toaster

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Orchid point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: rusted menage shitlib

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Red excitant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: heady masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic self-absorbed round eye brunch

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Stubborn Cocky Garrison Goal In Life

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: Saffron church brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic coldplay fan church building

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Supple seedy boistinker

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: stirring fuchsia trailer park

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#50226825)