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So no one knows how much time is left in any soccer game?

What kind of retarded shit is this?
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  07/07/26
this always made no sense to me
michael doodikoff
  07/07/26
it's bizarre how they never seem to deviate from their norma...
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  07/07/26
(guy picks up soccer ball with his feet and starts hopping w...
total lawyer genocide
  07/07/26
seems easier to just have one guy who can kick the length of...
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  07/07/26
Offsides rule prevents a lot of innovation wrt scoring. So m...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  07/07/26


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Date: July 7th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


What kind of retarded shit is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...#49984100)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

this always made no sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...#49984223)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


it's bizarre how they never seem to deviate from their normal offense even if they're down and there's like 2 min of "stoppage" time left. like they have no 2 minute drill game plan or trick plays and instead just run off tackle until the clock runs out and they lose with grace and dignity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...#49984239)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐)

(guy picks up soccer ball with his feet and starts hopping with 1 minute left)

"HE'S DOING IT! THE MAD LAD IS BUNNY HOPPING RIGHT TOWARDS THE GOAL! WHAT A PLAY! THE PRANCING SCHOLAR!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...#49984242)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


seems easier to just have one guy who can kick the length of the field and rip half court shots and hope for lucky bounces. retarded how these fags just pass the ball around back and forth when there's like a minute left and they need to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...#49984246)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Offsides rule prevents a lot of innovation wrt scoring. So many goals result from a shot being put into the general area in front of the goal and another bro semi randomly connecting on a header/kick/deflection ... tells me that a melee approach of just flooding that area with muscular men would result in a lot of pleasure. But that's impossible with faggy offsides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...#49984270)