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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
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He screwed the pooch
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Thirsty Business Firm



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bisexual hall dysfunction

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Startling Heaven Incel



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Azure Razzmatazz Giraffe Space

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: dashing spot pozpig



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Brass cheese-eating old irish cottage nursing home



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: duck-like faggotry



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Buff spectacular prole temple

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: cordovan travel guidebook

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: dashing spot pozpig

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Vigorous circlehead people who are hurt



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: dashing spot pozpig

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Startling Heaven Incel

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: dashing spot pozpig

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Carnelian Mildly Autistic Institution Dingle Berry

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Pontificating Coral Cumskin

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: chocolate messiness voyeur

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Brass cheese-eating old irish cottage nursing home

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Buff spectacular prole temple

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: medicated death wish coldplay fan

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Brass cheese-eating old irish cottage nursing home

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: cordovan travel guidebook

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: bisexual hall dysfunction

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Kink-friendly pistol

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: bossy cerise electric furnace

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Startling Heaven Incel

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: vivacious gay crackhouse

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: cerebral hairy legs library

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Metal Haunted Graveyard Native

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: cerebral hairy legs library

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Metal Haunted Graveyard Native

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: ruddy bawdyhouse

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: cerebral hairy legs library

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Sapphire antidepressant drug scourge upon the earth

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: bisexual hall dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Kink-friendly pistol

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: exciting ungodly faggot firefighter philosopher-king

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: exciting ungodly faggot firefighter philosopher-king

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: exciting ungodly faggot firefighter philosopher-king

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: razzle violent senate

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Self-absorbed Church Building Clown

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Comical Digit Ratio Striped Hyena

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: exciting ungodly faggot firefighter philosopher-king

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling submissive dilemma

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Flushed excitant trailer park

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: purple masturbator

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Buff spectacular prole temple

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Startling Heaven Incel

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Fuchsia Shaky Pit

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Self-absorbed Church Building Clown

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: dark marketing idea ceo

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Boyish Bespoke Shitlib

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: cerebral hairy legs library

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: peach elite address

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068093)