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If your body doesn’t look like this at 49, u owe yourself an apology (Epah, pi

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl
insecure hall
  07/16/26
If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replac...
odious lemon fortuitous meteor
  07/16/26
I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
you might want to do just for men gel also I realize why...
Gay hell really tough guy
  07/16/26
Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
you have gay voice iirc
Big chrome gunner reading party
  07/17/26
lol
mildly autistic galvanic athletic conference
  07/17/26
Why does EVERYONE say that??
Exhilarant brunch
  07/17/26
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cowgod
  07/21/26
looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i ...
Stimulating mahogany new version menage
  07/16/26
This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from ...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.
mildly autistic galvanic athletic conference
  07/16/26
ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those...
startled karate area
  07/16/26
it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shor...
startled karate area
  07/16/26
Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's short...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?
Slate misunderstood lay stain
  07/16/26
I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
...
Beady-eyed clown
  07/16/26
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Carnelian pervert cuckold
  07/16/26
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bull headed shitlib
  07/16/26
The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 18...
Carnelian pervert cuckold
  07/16/26
...
aquamarine faggot firefighter azn
  07/16/26
...
well-lubricated turquoise prole
  07/16/26
it was only subtle because his head is so tiny
Gay hell really tough guy
  07/16/26
seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts
Contagious orchid chad
  07/16/26
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Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
...
cracking idea he suggested
  07/17/26
Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too ...
odious lemon fortuitous meteor
  07/16/26
I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
It is objectively healthier. We're conditioned to look at ...
odious lemon fortuitous meteor
  07/16/26
That's top .01% for his age.
bull headed shitlib
  07/16/26
You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should ...
Provocative therapy famous landscape painting
  07/16/26
ty
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
are you not constantly reminded of that while going about yo...
Beady-eyed clown
  07/16/26
If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology
sienna corn cake hunting ground
  07/16/26
for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.
Gay hell really tough guy
  07/16/26
if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, b...
Hideous home round eye
  07/16/26
An apology for the censorship
arousing native
  07/16/26
Worthless pic without that COCK
arousing native
  07/16/26
zoom in for a free gift breh
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
Ily
arousing native
  07/16/26
Show us your COCK
Comical gaming laptop foreskin
  07/16/26
...
arousing native
  07/16/26
Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discus...
well-lubricated turquoise prole
  07/16/26
...
Comical gaming laptop foreskin
  07/17/26
(Lacks attention to detail)
Thriller ivory crotch
  07/16/26
...
cracking idea he suggested
  07/17/26
...
Comical gaming laptop foreskin
  07/17/26
...
blue misanthropic indirect expression friendly grandma
  07/17/26
(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)
blue misanthropic indirect expression friendly grandma
  07/17/26
Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do...
charismatic mexican
  07/16/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exerc...
slippery nibblets deer antler
  07/16/26
ty. it's right there ^^
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?
Carnelian pervert cuckold
  07/16/26
It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.
Carnelian pervert cuckold
  07/16/26
Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of dis...
well-lubricated turquoise prole
  07/16/26
No LOL holy shit. https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/David...
Carnelian pervert cuckold
  07/16/26
A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a l...
well-lubricated turquoise prole
  07/16/26
I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! Wha...
Carnelian pervert cuckold
  07/16/26
this is what libs took from you probably ~50% of my profs...
startled karate area
  07/17/26
Rofl 180
bull headed shitlib
  07/16/26
Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you ...
well-lubricated turquoise prole
  07/16/26
...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
EPAH is a god tier poaster
Thriller ivory crotch
  07/16/26
I want to hate him so bad
Ocher whorehouse party of the first part
  07/16/26
...
Comical gaming laptop foreskin
  07/17/26
How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hi...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/16/26
Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 ti...
Iridescent marvelous temple
  07/16/26
I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies
Thriller ivory crotch
  07/17/26
gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the be...
Orange Soul-stirring Boistinker
  07/17/26
Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.&rdquo...
Sooty razzle puppy
  07/17/26
...
Orange Soul-stirring Boistinker
  07/17/26
Median 70 year old looks younger than you Tattoos are a d...
burgundy dashing mad cow disease
  07/17/26
It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it...
Carnelian pervert cuckold
  07/17/26
No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness
trip national security agency idiot
  07/17/26
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Disgusting Violent Pozpig
  07/17/26
A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the cr...
odious lemon fortuitous meteor
  07/17/26
I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT. I do, h...
trip national security agency idiot
  07/17/26
(seething quotemo)
Carnelian pervert cuckold
  07/17/26
haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking ...
startled karate area
  07/17/26
...
Sickened queen of the night twinkling uncleanness
  07/17/26
...
trip national security agency idiot
  07/17/26
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valar vettiri morghulis
  07/21/26
https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y OP otoh shaves his chest, has stu...
sol rosenberg
  07/23/26
OP is Jerome Powell
brindle jap
  07/17/26
you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.
irradiated carmine stage brethren
  07/17/26
he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in sa...
Cerebral Dark Trailer Park
  07/17/26
the "vertical crust"
startled karate area
  07/17/26
that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. ha...
bull headed shitlib
  07/17/26
nah this dood's work is 180
Cerebral Dark Trailer Park
  07/17/26
Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer c...
federal nursing home cuck
  07/17/26
I apologize, okay?
Exhilarant brunch
  07/17/26
whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you...
coral plaza
  07/17/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/17/26
it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.
mildly autistic galvanic athletic conference
  07/17/26
Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk ...
Exhilarant brunch
  07/17/26
We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.
mildly autistic galvanic athletic conference
  07/17/26
Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur....
Exhilarant brunch
  07/17/26
Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.
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  07/20/26
have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? d...
Kenneth Play
  07/21/26
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Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/21/26
Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  07/21/26
I will never age. I will never "get old."
MAGA Penis
  07/21/26
You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I&rsquo...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/21/26
Just noticed this thread and was going to say this
Fucking Fuckface
  07/21/26
I’ll post an update at 59
MAGA Penis
  07/21/26
...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/21/26
i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the a...
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  07/22/26
Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay ...
MAGA Penis
  07/22/26
Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice t...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/22/26
LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair ...
Mictecacihuatl
  07/24/26
very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on...
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  07/23/26
I really like it here. 🐶
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post
nude litigator
  07/23/26
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Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><>...
MAGA Penis
  07/23/26
Bombs Over Baghdad I also remember him insisting he did...
semenacre
  07/24/26
I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleac...
MAGA Penis
  07/24/26
Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account
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  07/24/26
Lol, are you new here? See the username in the OP. This is ...
MAGA Penis
  07/24/26
I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and b...
semenacre
  07/24/26
...
nude litigator
  07/24/26
somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about ...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/24/26
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRe9GZR...
MAGA Penis
  07/24/26
do u need help setting up ur tape player grandpa
Nude Karlstack
  07/24/26
lol, it had worked for me originally
MAGA Penis
  07/25/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004809)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: insecure hall

You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004812)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: odious lemon fortuitous meteor

If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replacement dosage. The traps & delts easily give it way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004848)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004868)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Gay hell really tough guy

you might want to do just for men gel

also I realize why you vote democrat, married a black woman, and post nudes for men on a nearly men only-chat blog.

YOU'RE A self-loathing FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005240)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if you want the unredacted version

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005290)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Big chrome gunner reading party

you have gay voice iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007403)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic galvanic athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007411)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

Why does EVERYONE say that??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007412)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50013899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Stimulating mahogany new version menage

looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i guess women of a certain disposition like them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004814)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from AM to lure her over a couple weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004874)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic galvanic athletic conference

I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004818)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: startled karate area

ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those shorts brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004819)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: startled karate area

it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shorts. carry on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004822)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's shorts is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004864)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Slate misunderstood lay stain

why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004824)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004867)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004886)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Carnelian pervert cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004923)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: bull headed shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004969)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Carnelian pervert cuckold

The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004934)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: aquamarine faggot firefighter azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004942)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated turquoise prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005190)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Gay hell really tough guy

it was only subtle because his head is so tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005243)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Contagious orchid chad

seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004825)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004880)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: cracking idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005659)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: odious lemon fortuitous meteor

Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too much cardio & too little gym.

TBF, I've dropped weight as I've gotten older. Apparently, maintaining a higher bodyweight & setting PRs is quite different in your 40s than in your 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004846)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor" said it's not good for one's heart to be unnaturally big, so I've stopped force-feeding myself to stay big. Down to like 195 or so now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: odious lemon fortuitous meteor

It is objectively healthier.

We're conditioned to look at IFBB pros and consider NPC guys to be "normal." The Frank Zanes will live much longer & healthier than the Nassar El Sonbatys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004912)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: bull headed shitlib

That's top .01% for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004983)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Provocative therapy famous landscape painting

You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should start watching what I eat and occasionally go to the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004854)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004879)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed clown

are you not constantly reminded of that while going about your everyday life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004892)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: sienna corn cake hunting ground

If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004871)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Gay hell really tough guy

for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005242)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Hideous home round eye

if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, but credit for whatever your stack is, however your face looks 60, maybe put more effort into moisturizing or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004878)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: arousing native

An apology for the censorship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004901)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: arousing native

Worthless pic without that COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004895)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

zoom in for a free gift breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004903)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: arousing native

Ily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004906)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Comical gaming laptop foreskin

Show us your COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004902)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: arousing native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004910)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: well-lubricated turquoise prole

Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discuss your lack of attention to detail. Our cleints expect more from us

Thx

Thank,

Terminally Stressed Out Service Partner About to Take It Out On You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004957)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: Comical gaming laptop foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005781)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Thriller ivory crotch

(Lacks attention to detail)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005303)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: cracking idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005660)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Comical gaming laptop foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005665)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: blue misanthropic indirect expression friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006090)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: blue misanthropic indirect expression friendly grandma

(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006207)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: charismatic mexican

Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do you still lift as much as you did 10 years ago? How strict are you keeping track of calories and macros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004926)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004943)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: slippery nibblets deer antler

Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exercise routines for motivation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004936)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

ty. it's right there ^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004944)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Carnelian pervert cuckold

Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004945)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004948)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Carnelian pervert cuckold

180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004952)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated turquoise prole

Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of disgraced philosophers who got run out of the academy on Me Too grounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004961)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Carnelian pervert cuckold

No LOL holy shit.

https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/DavidBarnettAffair.html

Gonna read all this tomorrow, but LJL at higher ed. Notably this occurred before metoo and it was all about some report be wrote? Jfc.

Gonna read all this tomorrow. Things like this are always a good reminder on why the anti-woke reaction was necessary and how libs wanted us all dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004992)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated turquoise prole

A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a lawyer and had gossiped about how messed up the entire philosophy field was with male profs and TAs hooking up with coeds. If anything, these guys were lucky to get run out ahead of the era of peak woke social media vindictiveness. I’m half surprised no one has tried to take a run at their plastic widget riches. Or maybe they have and their still rolling in it even after settlements with strong NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005013)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Carnelian pervert cuckold

I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! What a complete rugpull. All those "Is they ANYTHING I can do for a better grade..." fantasies didn't come from nowhere.

Considering he already had his reputation damaged and extracted a settlement from CU, I would hope he wouldn't even pay a nuisance settlement on principle. Then again I've seen plenty of people do it just to be done with the nightmare. What a crock of shit. Glad this d00d maed it, countless others weren't so lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005028)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: startled karate area

this is what libs took from you

probably ~50% of my profs were married to a former student. This was nbd in the 70s and 80s when they were coming up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006228)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: bull headed shitlib

Rofl 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004966)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated turquoise prole

Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you look” hand gesture game for making other poasters look at your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50004973)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005291)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Thriller ivory crotch

EPAH is a god tier poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005298)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Ocher whorehouse party of the first part

I want to hate him so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005308)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Comical gaming laptop foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006232)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hidden” Imgur post in a thread with no more than 25 unique posters? Consuela?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005340)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Iridescent marvelous temple

Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 times myself and am about to make it 110

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005518)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Thriller ivory crotch

I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006242)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Orange Soul-stirring Boistinker

gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the beach has been good for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005581)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Sooty razzle puppy

Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50005618)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Orange Soul-stirring Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007425)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: burgundy dashing mad cow disease

Median 70 year old looks younger than you

Tattoos are a disaster too, enjoy those getting ickier (to yourself and everyone else) with each passing year 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006094)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Carnelian pervert cuckold

It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it reveals how seething they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006182)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: trip national security agency idiot

No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006208)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Disgusting Violent Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007417)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: odious lemon fortuitous meteor

A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the critics' own physical superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006212)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: trip national security agency idiot

I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT.

I do, however, see a lot of really pathetic simping for EPAH from physically and financially inferior lawyers though 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006244)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Carnelian pervert cuckold

(seething quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006250)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: startled karate area

haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking for co counsel on your next class action btw ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006259)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Sickened queen of the night twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006301)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: trip national security agency idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006323)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50014042)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sol rosenberg

https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y

OP otoh shaves his chest, has stupid tattoos and castrates his children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50018962)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: brindle jap

OP is Jerome Powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006249)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: irradiated carmine stage brethren

you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006274)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Cerebral Dark Trailer Park

he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in san diego is 180 and invented a technique called "vertical restore": https://www.drkaram.com/gallery/?type=before-and-after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006296)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: startled karate area

the "vertical crust"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006311)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: bull headed shitlib

that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. half of these people look like ghouls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006315)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Dark Trailer Park

nah this dood's work is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006326)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: federal nursing home cuck

Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer conduct than what is transpiring here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50006458)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

I apologize, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007398)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: coral plaza

whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you take

i exercise regularly, eat clean but can't get rid of lingering visceral fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007401)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

I don't take "vitamins" or "supplements," both of which are likely flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007408)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic galvanic athletic conference

it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007415)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk food + IF + IPA + exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007424)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: mildly autistic galvanic athletic conference

We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007427)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant brunch

Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur.com/a/K98aYuA

More than 50% Irish though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50007438)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.


Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50013372)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? definitely not celibate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50013894)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50014634)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last time you posted a fully nude Pic but despite that I did jack off to your post (on both occasions)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50013931)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)

I will never age. I will never "get old."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50014586)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I’d maybe believe 59.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50014617)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just noticed this thread and was going to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50014720)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)

I’ll post an update at 59

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50014800)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50014848)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: ,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...


i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the agepill. botox, tretinoin, some fillers, dye your hair. makes no sense to stay in good shape and look OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50016048)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)

Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay nor a vain woman though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50016141)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 5:24 AM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50016280)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 5:11 AM
Author: Mictecacihuatl

LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair and skin care

fillers look awful and can migrate to other places on your face. not worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50021190)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on your no drugs/no mones claim.

-when you were much heavier and more muscular years ago XO bros would ask you about your routine and for eating you were always like "oh I gee I dunno, maybe just some health snacks during the day and then whatever chicken and veggies thing the housekeeper makes, I don't think about food!" that aww shucks routine was consistent for years when you would post your mirror selfies but then in this thread you admit to deliberately eating for mass until your doctor told you to knock it off.

-LOL in the past, where you look as yo udo here, you have repeatedly claimed to not shave your arms/stomach/pubes/etc. you either have some kind of rare below the neck alopecia or just another thing you can't cop to.

-you are a good dude but you have a giant ego and always obfuscate, muddle, or straight up BS about anything that casts you in an even slightly negative light. most wouldn't judge you for some juice but you are seeking attention here and for whatever reason prefer to posture as doing this effortlessly, or without 'cheating' (in your mind). riles the haters more! is probably the rationale but it's really just the extra dopamine of the 'this is nothing to me' flex.

-we know you know the power of hormones and you're certainly no stranger to talking to doctors about them.

-plenty of people younger and fitter who are very active daily including shit like surfing and don't maintain that level of rip. there are plenty of sloppy looking people on surfboards everywhere and many of them are working blue collar jobs or working out way more often. you could claim it's just excellent genes but you have also shown pictures of yourself much younger and you're not gifted. at 50, an hour a day of longboard surfing on the extremely chill breaks of waikiki where there are 75 and 10 year olds surfing plus one lifting session a week doesn't produce that kind of lean mass and core development without drugs and mor than maintenance lifting.

-you have and have always had visibly weak wrists and dainty hands, which is often a giveaway when they're not coordinate to a more developed physique.

you ain't fooled me son but understand i don't judge it either. i'll probably be signing up for the same stack when i am your age because i also can't stand to let it go.

and nice cock bro, great job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50018575)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I really like it here. 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50018944)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: nude litigator

I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50018986)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50019015)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)

Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><><> and <><><>eating like shit<><><>

I don't think you've been following closely enough -- for at least 15 years I've complained here about having to forcefeed to keep my weight up.

And I'm sorry to hear that it makes you maf and jelly, but I've never done any supplements other than creatine, or done any drugs or hormones or anything like that. And I just don't have much upper body hair. Plenty of guys don't. I think if you review my ancestry.com report ^^ you'll find a lot of helpful info.

It's probably just a combination of IF and eating only real food. If you look back at beach pics from the 20s and 30s, you'll see that plenty of guys looked like me (except less muscle because lifting wasn't a thing)

But anyway, thank you for the compliment of lean mass and core development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50019598)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: semenacre

Bombs Over Baghdad

I also remember him insisting he didn't eat a lot. Then some ape detective poasted side-by-side pics demonstrating how shaved his forearms at some point between the two. This was in the pre-voluntary outing era when he was posting erect COCK photos to XO and humorlessly feuding with Halford RIP. Lord knows he isn't telling the truth about the Halford stuff. Have to also consider the extremely gay lisp voice's role in all this hmmmmm.

EPAH has become a top 10 content create in XO 2020-2026 and he likes it here, so I give as much grace as I can even though he is perennially full of shit. And consider this is clearly a lifelong <><><>NO MALE FRIENDS<><><> person so that also recommends some tolerance because he doesn't know any better. This is masculine competition for someone like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50021166)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)

I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleached in the sun: https://imgur.com/a/GeT5ELb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50022809)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50022823)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)

Lol, are you new here? See the username in the OP. This is a "burner account" in the same way that "AZN girl feeding her dad bat soup" is a burner account of "AZN girl demanding White Meat Only at Panda Express"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50022908)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t look like this”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50018964)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: semenacre

That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and body I have seen in years. The torso of a 25 year old paired with the face of a 60 year old is jarring. Frankly, at that age, I'd take a slightly younger face and just an average body over that package.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50021167)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: nude litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50021469)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about berries: "Doctors HATE him"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2...#50021474)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)

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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

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Date: July 25th, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)

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